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It has been a while since it and there are new people here since then (including me  ). I hope Hazel doesn't mind  (ducking)
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Thanks, Jose! I had never seen those before. They were  !
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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That was great, Jose!
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Very, very funny, Jose! LOL. Kathy (who hopes other authors jump in with silly revelations of their own. )
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who hopes other authors jump in with silly revelations of their own I agree, specially those that weren't in the other... /me looks at... uf... too many people. Jose
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Well, I'll give it try...not real good at short stories, but oh well.
Please let me know if I've messed up anywhere. I've never actually seen this episode, so I had to go off of an episode guide.
*** Not Cursed ***
Lois Lane was not stupid. She knew what she knew. And she knew that Clark Kent had a serious crush on her. It was pretty obvious to anyone with two eyes and a mind.
Lois was no stranger to the woes of men with crushes. She had had them often- to the point of fanatics- but Clark was different. He didn't proclaim his undying love to her or laud her with badly written poems.
Instead he was respectful of her, if a bit overprotective. He never pushed her. No other man was like that. Luthor- she shuddered- sang her praises every time they met, Claude had… never mind Claude.
She stepped out of the car and headed into the airport. Seeing Superman in the distance, she ran towards him, pushing Luthor out of the way. Superman had just saved her life, again, and she was worried about him. Had the gas hurt him? Had Miranda been able to pull off her evil stunt?
She finally reached him. “Did the gas have any effect on you?”
Superman turned to her, and swept her into his arms.
“Lois Lane, I love you!” He declared passionately.
‘Oh my gosh,’ she thought dazedly. ‘This isn’t happening, is it? Is Superman actually kissing me?’ That sparked a new train of thoughts. Superman was affected by pheromone? No, that wasn’t possible. Superman was invincible. He wouldn’t be affected by something so petty as a spray of chemicals. He shouldn’t be acting this way.
Clark! Clark hadn’t been affected by the pheromone and she knew he was attracted to her. How was it possible that Clark hadn’t been affected by the pheromone and Superman had? Superman was the one who was supposed to be all noble…but Clark was the one who had actually been noble.
Maybe Superman wasn’t affected by the pheromone! She gasped inwardly even as the thought formed itself. No, that wasn’t possible either. Superman wouldn’t take advantage of her. Still…
But she hadn’t been interested in Superman when she had been under the influence of the spray, she had been interested in Clark. Now Superman liked her, but Clark didn’t and she liked Clark. Something was wrong here. Something was drastically wrong.
She pulled out of Superman’s arms, turned and ran off across the tarmac before anyone could stop her. She needed to talk to Clark.
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She got back to her apartment in record time. She wasn’t sure what to do. She loved Clark, she admitted to herself.
“CLARK!” She screamed into the empty room. Yeah right, Clark wasn’t Superman. He couldn’t hear her when she yelled. She flopped on the couch for a few minutes, then stormed to the phone, almost breaking the speed dial button in half. The doorbell rang before the phone even dialed. Setting the phone back in its receiver, she moved towards the door. Wrenching it open, she saw Clark standing there.
“Oh…hi…um, come in.” She flustered.
“You called, Lois?” He said wryly.
‘Called? He had heard her?’ She took a step back. Then her inner mischief smiled.
“Yeah, c’mon in.” She motioned him inside, then picked up a glass of water. Turning, she “stumbled” into Clark, conveniently throwing water all over his white shirt. Haha. Blue.
Then she slapped him.
“That’s for taking advantage of me.”
He stuttered. “Lois… I… well…”
She cut him off. “What type of an idiot do you take me for? I’m not cursed with stupidity. If you wanted a kiss, all you would have had to was ask.”
He decided to take her at her word. “Can I have kiss?”…
Nqoire*~~* (hides under her desk)
Imagine.
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that was adorable! LOl I loved it. Laura
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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 Jose 
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Hey! I didn't see this topic was back up  so I posted my shot in a separate folder. DO I post it here too? Cris
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LOL, Christina! I don't know that it matters which folder it's in. And that was 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Cris posted this: Just another pick-up line But she's back!!!! But you fooled me... I thought the script was for the... um... thing you sent me... :p Jose
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LOL, Nquoire!! That was really good. And a perfect ending  --- Cris, LOL too. I liked your story. --- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Thanks Jose, Nqoire and Cristina for sharing these. They're great.  Tricia 
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Cris
just read your story and enjoyed it
merry
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