I should never have started reading that while trying to eat lunch. I nearly choked to death!
Very, very funny. You have to be a dang good writer to write bad so well. (Or something along those lines)
Please tell me you have more of the same in mind. I promise to put down the sandwich (and drink) before reading.
If I were to quote a favorite part you'd just be staring at the whole thing all over again.
Sue