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MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135303 04/20/12 10:00 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31 Darth Michael OP Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31	In Virginia's latest story (Another Lois) the MPD seemed very prepared for Lois placing an emergency call. They didn't even need her address. That made me think. What if they have an entire section of the 100-code reserved to deal with Lois Lane specific emergencies? (Let's say 8xx since it seems empty) 801: Lois has been mugged. 802: Lois has been kidnapped. 803: Lois’s apartment has been burglarized. 804: Lois has been strapped to a bomb. 805: ? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135304 04/20/12 10:04 PM
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,357 Cape Girardeau C Christina Top Banana
Christina Top Banana C Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,357 Cape Girardeau	805: Lois was involved in breaking and and entering 806: Lois is trespassing CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx. JONATHAN: A jinx? CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me. -"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135305 04/20/12 11:05 PM
Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,131 California Mouserocks Kerth
Mouserocks Kerth Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,131 California	807: Lois is being stalked. 808: Lois is stalking somebody. Clever idea, Michael! Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness. --Mark Twain

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135306 04/20/12 11:40 PM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,425 Likes: 1 Delaware L Lynn S. M. Pulitzer
Lynn S. M. Pulitzer L Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,425 Likes: 1 Delaware	809: Lois is trapped on a ledge. 810: Lois is trapped in a bank vault. 811. Lois has (apparently) committed murder. Joy, Lynn

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135307 04/21/12 02:14 AM
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia BJ Top Banana
BJ Top Banana Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia	LOL! 812: Lois has been pushed from an [airplane, helicopter, tall building, etc] 813: Lois' apartment has been booby-trapped B

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135308 04/21/12 02:24 AM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 741 Likes: 2 Michigan's thumb S Shallowford Columnist
Shallowford Columnist S Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 741 Likes: 2 Michigan's thumb	814 Lois has taken evidence from a crime scene (again). Shallowford

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135309 04/21/12 04:33 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner
VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Shallowford: 814 Lois has taken evidence from a crime scene (again). I particularally like the "again". 815: Lois has found a body. 815a: A dead body 815b: A hurt body (call Superman!) 815c: A baby. (hee-hee, Lois would never use this one) Sorry, extra comments by MPD. 816: Lois needs medical treatment 816a: Lois needs medical treatment, but is in denial 816b: Lois needs medical treatment and knows it (call in a head doctor) 816c: Lois needs medical treatment, because she has forgotten who she is (again) 816d: Lois needs medical treatment, but is unresponsive (call in the army to handle Clark Kent, Superman, and Perry White) VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135310 04/21/12 05:20 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut	817 - Lois is lost 817a) at the Metropolis Sewage Reclaimation Facility 817b) wandering Metropolis, calling herself by another name 818 - Lois has run out of chocolate. Respond ASAP. Someone may die otherwise. 819 - Lois has stolen the Assistant DA's beeper 820 - Lois has been scooped. Respond ASAP. Someone may die otherwise. Battle On, Deadly Chakram "Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent "One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135311 04/21/12 09:21 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner
VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	821. Treason. Lois has insulted the president elect Doe. Execute on sight, because John Doe is such a darn nice guy. 822. Prostitution. Lois has hired herself out as a concubine. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135312 04/21/12 11:11 PM
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,445 London, England Marcus Rowland Kerth
Marcus Rowland Kerth Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,445 London, England	823. Lois tried to cook again 823a. Notify fire department 823b. Notify bomb squad 823c. Hazmat suits needed 823d. All of the above Marcus L. Rowland Forgotten Futures, The Scientific Romance Role Playing Game

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135313 04/22/12 03:16 AM
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 233 France S Sydney Hack from Nowheresville
Sydney Hack from Nowheresville S Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 233 France	824: Lois is eating frogs: she has been replaced by a clone. Sydney Non ! non, c’est bien plus beau lorsque c’est inutile ! (Edmond Rostand)

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135314 04/22/12 07:31 AM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut	825 - There is more than one Lois running around. She is: 825a) someone else completely, takes to top grade plastic surgery 825 b) a clone (please check for frog breath and/or bone scars) 825 c) a hologram Battle On, Deadly Chakram "Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent "One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135315 04/22/12 09:44 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,292 Germany Lara Joelle Kent Kerth
Lara Joelle Kent Kerth Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,292 Germany	826: Lois is threatening some thug with her Tae Kwon Do moves. Put the poor thug into jail ASAP, or he'll be a case for the coronor. 827: Lois is threatening someone's life at the Daily Planet. 827a: Ralph What's-His-Name (because he made the wrong lewd comment at her) 827b: Jimmy (because he might have mentioned some dreams involving Lois) 827c: Clark (not an emergency, unless kryptonite is involved - but don't tell Lois.) 827d: Cat (What can I say? They got into another catfight...) 827e: Perry. (He refused to give her a good story.) 827f: Ellen Lane. (No idea why she had to visit her daughter at work, but the situation is dire indeed.) 827g: Lucy Lane (for borrowing and wrecking one of Lois' favorite work suits). 828: Lois is driving - get the kids off the sidewalks and call an ambulance - just in case. 829: Lois is offending a cabbie and his driving skills at the top of her lungs. (Cabbies just don't measure up to the notorious Lane driving style.) Might get nasty, so send an ambulance - just in case. 830: Lois went into labor during the Kerth ceremony - again. It's a curse, really. The only known quantity that moves faster than light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135316 04/23/12 12:39 AM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 741 Likes: 2 Michigan's thumb S Shallowford Columnist
Shallowford Columnist S Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 741 Likes: 2 Michigan's thumb	831. Lois has broken a crime ring and Superman was there at the close. Unpack the jaws of life and the chop saw because the criminals are tied up with parking meters. 832. APB on Lane or Kent because we need Superman ASAP! Shallowford

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135317 04/23/12 12:20 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut	Quote 830: Lois went into labor during the Kerth ceremony - again. It's a curse, really. Battle On, Deadly Chakram "Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent "One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon

Re: MPD 100 -codes concerning Lois Lane #135318 04/27/12 04:50 AM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 741 Likes: 2 Michigan's thumb S Shallowford Columnist
Shallowford Columnist S Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 741 Likes: 2 Michigan's thumb	831. Insurance provider needs police documentation of criminal activities to support claims involving Lois Lane: 831a. Auto insurance-Jeep Grand Cherokee 831a.1 Damage to other vehicles 831a.2 Amended to include spacecraft or satellite damage 831a.3 Amended to include military mobile weapons systems 831b. Property insurance 831b.1 Lois Lane's residence 831b.2 Daily Planet building 831b.3 Amended to include aircraft, ships and railroads 831b.4 Other structures 831c. Health insurance 831c.1 Health insurance claims due to health issues caused by the health insurance. 831d. Hazard pay for mechanics and repair personnel 831d.1 Amended to include small appliance repair personnel 831e. Daily Planet hazard insurance (Obsolete--policy cancelled) Shallowford

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