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I need a bunch of corny Superman pick up lines. For example: 'Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude to see my suits?' Have fun with this. ML 
She was in such a good mood she let all the pedestrians in the crosswalk get to safety before taking off again.
- CC Aiken, The Late Great Lois Lane
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Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
Wanna fly, baby?
You'd look great in my cape. Just my cape.
As it happens, the suit does come off.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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They sure don't have babes like you on Krypton.
Ever dated an alien?
JD
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Looking at you sets my eyes on fire. *heat vision glow*
Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel? (Or Superman? Or the Metropolis Marvel?)
Pick-up lines? I don't need no steenkin pick-up lines. *flex*
You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
Wanna go join the mile high club? This cape is big enough for two...
Excuse me for a second. *woosh, woosh* Yep, I scanned the whole city and there's no one else like you.
I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.
I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.
Like my S?
I may be solar powered, but I can go all night with someone as hot as you.
Wanna go break the sound barrier?
You know, it takes a real man to wear bright red briefs on the outside...
Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
Bullets bounce off my chest, but I am not invulnerable to you.
I can bend steel with my bare hands... Imagine what I could do with my whole body.
*floats up* I can't keep my feet on the ground when I'm with you.
*floats up* I don't think I'm worthy to walk on the same ground as you.
It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close... (Or as long as it's in direct contact with my skin...)
I've flown across the whole world looking for the most beautiful and exotic flower there is, but now I see I should never have left town.
Wanna come up to my place? I can show you the key to the city.
My parents sent me across billions of miles of empty space to this planet... and now I can see why.
I walked into the core of a nuclear reactor, but not even that compares to what I feel standing next to you.
I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
Baby, I'm more powerful than a locomotive.
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
Before I saw you, I didn't think anything on Earth could make me feel intoxicated...
*bends steel rod* This is why they call me Super. Wanna find out about the rest of my name?
Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
I could crush a lump of coal into a diamond, but there's nothing I could do to match your eyes.
30 seconds from now, I could be anywhere on the planet, but if you don't mind, I'll stay right next to you...
Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
*squeezes a lump of coal* Baby, I think I've got a crush on you.
You know, I've seen a man who could become invisible, a man who could turn sound into a solid wall, and a man who could bring the dead back to life, but I've never seen anything like you. (Or a woman like you. Or I'd never have believed it if I hadn't seen you with my own two eyes.)
Ever wonder what's under my cape?
I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
Wow. They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
Paul
P.S. Bonus round: You know, you have super powers, too. Only you can prevent forest fires.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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I don't know about ML, but I'm   Keep them coming! LabRat 
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes... Is this one as dirty as I think it is or is it just my filthy mind (which often seems to be a permanent resident of the gutter)?
Fanfic | MVs Clark: "Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck up, she's rude... I can't stand her."Lana: "The best ones always start that way.""And you already know. Yeah, you already know how this will end." - DeVotchKa
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It's whatever you make of it, C_A.
Or maybe it's best not to think too much about it. That's what I decided when it came to mind. Let it be whatever it is.
In any case, one more:
I just flew in from California, and boy are my arms strong! Wanna feel?
Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Ha ha ha!  Good Grief!
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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*is having so much fun reading these* Keep them up, FoLCs! See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Methos: "I'm easily amused."
(Indiscretions - Highlander: The Series)
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Oh, this is wonderful. Lots and lots of really corny pick up lines. I love it.
She was in such a good mood she let all the pedestrians in the crosswalk get to safety before taking off again.
- CC Aiken, The Late Great Lois Lane
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ROFL! Should we be worried that these people, particular Paul, are so good at this? Yvonne
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LOL. YVONNE MAKES YOU WONDER WHERE THEY LEARNT SO MANY LINES??? WHO DO YOU GUYS HANG WITH...??? LOOKS LIKE FABIO HAS MET HIS MATCH
You can't have MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER
The Neuroscientist: Eating glass makes you smart...do you want to see what you can learn?
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Well, Paul, what can I say? I seem to remember I gave you an award some time ago for making CC write a story for these boards. The award was a pair of red Superman stone-encrusted briefs with the name "Lois Lane" embroidered on the back. Hmmm... now I know why that particular award was so appropriate. You wore them, turned into Superman and practised your lines. I guess that, when you showed the girls your resplendent behind, they were for some reason not so impressed. Maybe because most of them weren't named Lois Lane? But Paul, always the resourceful one, played it by ear and made up a whole string of irresistible Super pick up lines on the spot. Three cheers for Paul!!!   Ann
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When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Okay I've been out of the loop a little these last couple weeks, but I am ROFL! Paul, I think that list was some kind of record! Kinda makes me glad I don't frequent any singles bars! Just kidding Marcy
(Elrond's blessing at the departure of the company from Rivendell)
"Farewell, and may the blessing of Elves and Men and all Free Folk go with you.
May the stars shine upon your faces!"
-Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
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I am so tempted to use some of these....
"Madness is like gravity...it just takes a little push." ~The Joker
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snork! I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven. I think Paul wins the prize. Those were all priceless. Keep them coming, everyone!  Artemis
History is easy once you've lived it. - Duncan MacLeod
Writing history is easy once you've lived it. - Artemis
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