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My apologies to anyone who might have felt any discomfort for the mention of the hijacked plane heading to France. I was going to start posting this story a week ago, but then I thought it would do everyone a bit of good if I waited until there was more time between the attacks in Paris and this story. The hijacking of the French plane in the story was part of the original Ultra Woman script and it was included in this story when I first wrote this part almost a year ago.

Depending on reaction to this part and RL demands, I should be posting the next part in 5-7 days.

I would like to thank all the people who Beta read this story and encouraged me to re-write the third part. I'm still debating whether to include a 4th part or leave it at 3 parts.

Thank you for giving my crazy little story a chance. Please leave your thoughts and opinions here.

I definitely think that this is a good episode from which to find inspiration. Just because Lois has Clark's powers doesn't mean she has his personality, and it's the totality of who Clark is that makes him Superman. I bet the tabloids are going to have a field day with that performance, though.

groobie: A reader! Thanks for popping in and reading my crazy little story.

Yes, but better her with Clark's powers than Lex Luthor. It gives her a chance to walk... er... fly in his boots.

Hmmmmm. Thankfully, this story is set in the early 90s before the prevalence of digital and/or cell phone cameras.

I read this yesterday shortly after it was posted, but I wasn't signed in at the time. Now that I am...

This was a good start. Ultra Woman is one of my favorite episodes, so I'm excited to see where this goes.

Hey Virginia

I've been wanting to read this all day--but just getting to it now, after everyone is asleep in our house .

Agree with Lady Loisette--"Ultra Woman" is a favorite of mine, too. Lois and Clark learn so much about each other in this episode. I've always thought it was such a great idea of the writers, to have them switch their powers, walk in the other's shoes. It puts everything into such a great perspective for the other.

And switching their powers was such a fitting event to have happen right before officially becoming engaged--IMO, it totally cemented that they were ready for 'forever' together .

Really looking forward to the story and seeing where you take us. Great start!

Laura

Yea! More readers.

Lady Loisette: Hello, Lady (to quote Princess Bride).

With the invention of cell phones, it's now easier to read stories on the boards. Posting comments on a cell phone, not so much. Thanks for coming back.

Oh. Really? Um... well... uh... no pressure there. /whistles innocently/ I'll do my best.


Laura: /now, I'm really glad I rewrote Part 3/

I know the feeling. The silence of the night is golden. I'm the last to bed and the first to rise... /eyes clock/ it looks as if another new year's resolution bites the dust.

Yes, I have to agree that letting letting Lois fly a mile in his boots was just what Lois needed to know whether 'yes' was the correct answer. Please keep in mind that this is one of those mish-mash stories where two episodes were smashed together. Ultra Woman and Red K (the Individual Responsibility version).

Thanks. I hope I find a solution which meets your demands. / /

Thank to everyone reading and all of you who have found time to put down your Kerth reading list long enough to comment. I'm sure I'll hear from more of you after Part 2.

I love that movie. You’re going to make me quote the whole thing in my head.


I don’t have a phone, so I was actually on the computer, just not signed in. Earlier the same day I had posted a new chapter to a Chuck fic and was waiting for/reading the reviews, so I didn’t take the extra time to log in. I do have an LnC story, but I haven’t edited it or gotten it ready for posting yet.

Yeah, I was pretty young when the show first aired and I didn’t get to really get to see the show again until the DVDs came out. Ultra Woman was the episode I could remember the most about, so it’s been one of my favorites ever since the original airing.

We recently introduced it to our children and sometimes we'll hear around the house, "My name is..."

I look forward to reading it.

I've been thinking this over since both you and Laura mentioned it was your favorite episode, which episode could be counted as my favorite?... And I think I'd have to rewatch the whole show again to decide. I know there are favorite scenes and moments from beloved episodes and favorite guest-starring characters, but to choose one all time favorite episode? I doubt you'd be able to pin me down. Sounds like a good question for the boards though.

Umm… January? But now there’s a part 4, too

Oooooh! Drunk and jealous Lois on steroids?

LOIS: That’s the same reaction I get when I look at stuff that offends me. Seems to be working all right.
RALPH:



She could get a pressure cabin, weld it to the rear, so it least disturbs the airflow, then burn through the hull from inside the cabin and enter the plain. Next, she’d probably want to come up through one of the toilettes because those doors are the easiest to open and already the passenger deck. Then, superspeed around the plane and collect the guns and bombs.



Her rescue victims already got pasted?


RALPH: I’ll take her if he doesn’t want her.




LOIS: What? Rule 66.

Maybe she should have asked for a massage? Fully body one. After a hot bath.

And what if he leaves her for that strawberry blonde Dairy Freeze Queen?

To be fair, if the highjackers wanted to die they would already have…well…she would only be carrying a wing by now. OTH, actually, most carry-on explosives aren’t that big. They rather just destabilize the fuselage and make the plane break apart from its own stress, so her carrying it might neutralize the effects of an explosion. But that doesn’t mean the highjackers wouldn’t still pull the trigger if they wanted to die. So, no, it’s likely they will go more or less quietly if they haven’t already done something rash. And she *could* clear the plane in 5 seconds flat after it is on the ground.

NATIONAL WHISPER: Ultra Woman admits it – she needs a man to take care of her business!

See? They don’t need an oil platform in this universe.

Couldn’t she have used her heatvision to make the gulf a toasty temperature?









Could have been worse. Could have been I'm So Excited.



Huh?

There's a part 2!

Michael

Darth Michael: Hi, Michael! Thank you for giving a chance to this strange story.

Yes. Well, I was unsure about the part 4 after posting Part 3. When posting the listing of 2015 stories last month, Groobie prodded my muse to finish. I took another look again at the Part 4 I had written previously and decided that any ending was better than none at all [**nudge**nudge**Sue S.**]. The wonderful Readers on these boards assured me that it wasn't as bad I thought (my muse can be a bit of a perfectionist snob.)

Um... maybe... maybe not.

Except that the beam of white light blowing things up would be pointed at HER, not Ralph.

True, but he did the same thing with Superman in canon. Only Superman knew better than to let him open up the hatch; Ultra Woman, not so much.
UW: Heeeellllloooo! I'm not Kryptonian! This stuff won't.... Hey, got to fly. Someone just took out a batch of chocolate in Switzerland!

Another reason Darth Michael needs to be considered for the job as a script consultant in Hollywood.

Give her time!

UW: Have I just been thoroughly insulted?
EW:

UW: That wasn't one of the options.

And?

She's new.
SM: Wait. I could've asked for a massage?
LOIS: Duh!

I hear that heat-vision is good for melting the competition, trace free.

See, the thing is highjackers and logic don't necessarily go together.

DAILY PLANET OBITs PAGE: Leo Nunk, a reporter for the National Whisper newspaper, was found dead of an apparent suicide in his apartment yesterday afternoon. According to neighbors, who had complained of the smell to the landlord, that Nunk had been discovered after a month of decomposition. The editor of the National Whisper admits that Nunk often disappeared for months at a time while on assignments and/or drunken benders, which was why his absence wasn't brought to the attention of authorities. Also, he was on probation for using made-up facts in a recent story about a secret government organization running out of NYC, codename MiB, handling illegal aliens. Nunk's article quoted an agent, alias "J", as saying that Superman was legal visitor from the planet Krypton and all his paperwork had been filed properly. When questioned about his article, Nunk had no recollection of said story or organization. This put into question all of Nunk's other stories written recently for the National Whisper.

EW: Sorry, what were we talking about?

Huh. What do oil platforms have to do with UW taking a dip in the Gulf of Mexico?

Yes, but not exactly environmentally sound.
LEX: So?

Really? Shocked?

Nope. Didn't go there.

That's a good song.

She's blaming herself for Clark getting hurt. If she hadn't taken some time for herself, she could've been in Metropolis and Clark wouldn't have been hurt.

And a Part 3, and a Part 4.

Not so strange. Just a powerful Lois on some equally powerful meds.

That was actually about my own tardiness But yeah, the delay is…um…/gets distracted by photos of Lois popping up all over the tabloids/

On an unrelated note, George RR Martin just announced that he won't be finishing his next book by Season 6 of Game of Thrones and while summer is mathematically possible, my earliest expectation is winter 2016. That makes it over 5 years since the last update. So, no worries there about Wrong Clark

Which would explain why each and every thread in your stories is accounted for and properly woven into the tapestry?

LOIS: Hmm…normally, I would now have Clark take a step forward to investigate…

CLARK: She got a great sense of smell. Otherwise, she seems fine to me.

Yeah, but we’d also be deprived of 24h gene tests, computer hacking that looks like a video game, and exploding cars — when there is no actual bomb involved. And the aliens from Independency Day would now be sitting on top of the crater that one was Lex Tower.

/this wall seems sturdy/



MAYSON: I *tried* giving Clark benefits!

CLARK:
LOIS: Have you seen Daniel lately?
CLARK:

Also…/points at Zed’s Order/

She was pretty soiled and washed all that dirt into the Gulf. And wasn’t Deep Water Horizon in the Gulf of Mexico?



Yeah, well, she’d be naked and they haven’t given any indication that…well…

I only made 1 comment once. One!

Yes, but Ultra Woman singing it in *that* dive?

And already FDK’d, too

Michael