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FDK - Wrong Clark (197/???) #261676 03/05/15 12:50 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here So, why did Clark head back to Metropolis? Has Luthor really bombed Lois's apartment? Read next week's thrilling installment of Wrong Clark to find out. Please leave your wildest guesses, here. Feel free to hit Clark over the head with a wet noodle or a green Kryptonite bat, if you'd rather. Perhaps you want to defend Clark (hey, anything's possible). Just let me know. Last edited by VirginiaR; 03/05/15 12:59 AM. Reason: Fixed Typos VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (197/???) VirginiaR #261912 03/16/15 04:56 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote “They’ve known about you since they first saw you!” Ah. So, Clark’s thinking Lois is mad at herself because she wasn’t right? Quote Clark sighed. “What would you like me to say? That you aren’t being petty?” Considering what would happen if he agreed she was… Quote Injuries to Lois’s ego were never something to ridicule, if one didn’t want to die a painful death. LEX: The little woman never knew when to shut up and be accommodating in her wifely duties. Quote “In fact, I’ve been wondering what you were doing investigating under your partner’s shirt while I was asleep,” Clark said, forcing at bay the smile that wanted to rise to his lips. Considering he never had the urge to do a similar investigation with his own partner, I can see his confusion. Quote Her eyes narrowed. She didn’t like to be told she was wrong. Proving her wrong took guts, stupidity, or invulnerability. Clark was sure he had two out of the three of those on his side. Invulnerability and Stupidity? Quote “So, what you’re telling me was that you told a psychopath that you’re Superman before telling me,” she deadpanned. “That’s the story you’re going with?” Or perhaps three out of three. Now he thinks he’s got guts? Quote Lois pinched her lips together. “So, all I need to do to get you to tell me the truth is to threaten to kill someone? I’ll keep that in mind.” Didn’t that work for Lex? Quote “You didn’t tell me that you’re Superman, Clark. You said that you had told Trask that you were Superman. Those are two completely different things,” she said. Like when she tells him that she will stay at home vs when she will tell him that she won’t do anything dangerous? Quote He had conveniently forgotten that he wasn’t the only one in this relationship known for omitting important details. Luckily, he had his eidetic memory on his side. Isn’t he a sweet guy, what his guilt-bank and all? Quote He could get used to this. Awwww…he’s found his happy thought. Quote Instead of crossing it off, she underlined it and made a note in permanent ink to do that again as soon as possible. Quote When he was being himself, Clark wasn’t as rigid. CLARK: I was concentrating on holding her in the sky and not falling back to the ground or going above the oxygen boundary and watching for airplanes and not throw up so yeah, I was a bit distracted. Quote Lois glanced at the alarm clock next to the bed. It was nearing quarter to six. It must still be Saturday. Quote She breathed in through her nose and out from her mouth. Hey, if it worked for women in labor… She’d best start training? Quote However, when it came to her fate, he thought there were ghosts in every shadow ready to steal her away. To be fair, it’s not the first time that happened… Quote Life was so much easier when he just accepted she was right from the very beginning. Quote As if, Clark would ever peek at her. Umm…there’s some dirt specks in that sentence. Quote while Lois was off planet, which would make Lois’s daily life better back on the planet and at the Planet. Quote Now, if she could only get everyone else to move out of Metropolis... Wouldn’t it be easier to move to an island with a clothing optional beach? Quote She was still in the same clothes she had been wearing since leaving Australia, two days earlier. Someone – she guessed Clark – had removed her shoes, at least. And yet, he felt that she’d like to sleep in her blouse and bra? Quote Lois poured one pill onto her palm. This would take the edge off, so she could act normally around Clark for a few hours until she could collapse for the night. Oh look! I’m sure this is how Ellen has started out. Quote Any reporter worth her mustard had to be looking for her. She was big news. Right. New girl at the Star: Lois Who? The Daily Whatnow? Yeah, right. Quote She wondered if Annalee had been killed when debris from Lois’s exploded apartment fell on her. Getting ahead of herself there, aren’t we? Quote Anyway, if he did, she would still need a place to stay while her apartment was a giant hole. Quote Had Clark been able to save her fish? She wondered. Quote He could just sleep on his sofa until he admitted to Lois the truth. Why should he take the sofa? Quote Would he want them to be married before they moved in together? Yes. Probably. Better to delay having sex until it goes out of fashion due to them being an old, married couple. Quote That would wake her up enough for a few more hours and then she would allow herself to crash again. Uh-huh… Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (197/???) Darth Michael #261965 03/18/15 11:34 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: I see you're catching up. I posted a new one today. Quote So, Clark’s thinking Lois is mad at herself because she wasn’t right? She mad at him for making it obvious to them but not her. Quote Considering what would happen if he agreed she was… Probably not a good idea since he knows that there's Kryptonite at the Kent Farm. Quote LEX: The little woman never knew when to shut up and be accommodating in her wifely duties. LOIS: Why Lex wouldn't have survived the year if we had actually married. Quote Considering he never had the urge to do a similar investigation with his own partner, I can see his confusion. CLARK: That's not true! I mean, I didn't do so, but I wanted to. I just didn't, because the ghost of my mom would come back and spank me. Anyway, it's different when a man's chest is revealed. LOIS: Not if you're Superman. CLARK: I meant bare chest. Quote Invulnerability and Stupidity? Guts and invulnerability. Quote Now he thinks he’s got guts? No, he's always had all three. He's just realized it. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 197 Lois pinched her lips together. “So, all I need to do to get you to tell me the truth is to threaten to kill someone? I’ll keep that in mind.” Didn’t that work for Lex? They are more alike than Clark would like to admit. Quote Like when she tells him that she will stay at home vs when she will tell him that she won’t do anything dangerous? Something like that. Quote Isn’t he a sweet guy, what his guilt-bank and all? Quote Awwww…he’s found his happy thought. Good thing he has that eidetic memory. Quote CLARK: I was concentrating on holding her in the sky and not falling back to the ground or going above the oxygen boundary and watching for airplanes and not throw up so yeah, I was a bit distracted. EW: /covers up monitor/ I have no idea to what you could be referring. Quote She’d best start training? You know it's now August. Clark was in the hospital at the end of Feb. Don't you think Lois would have realized if she was pregnant by this time? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 197 However, when it came to her fate, he thought there were ghosts in every shadow ready to steal her away. To be fair, it’s not the first time that happened… True. Quote Umm…there’s some dirt specks in that sentence. Ooops. Sorry. Fixed. Quote Wouldn’t it be easier to move to an island with a clothing optional beach? Not always. /See Joan's story The Resurrection of Clark Kent/ Anyway, Lois wants to live in Metropolis. Quote And yet, he felt that she’d like to sleep in her blouse and bra? Someone might start asking questions if both Clark and Superman had a broken arm. Quote Oh look! I’m sure this is how Ellen has started out. I don't plan on going in that direction. Quote Right. New girl at the Star: Lois Who? The Daily Whatnow? Yeah, right. Yep. Lois is SO yesterday's news. Quote Getting ahead of herself there, aren’t we? What? Lois can't fantasize? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 197 Anyway, if he did, she would still need a place to stay while her apartment was a giant hole. ER: /has an idea/ LOIS: Hi, Mom? EW: Quote Why should he take the sofa? a) he's a gentleman, b) her apartment and all her stuff was blown up and he makes her sleep on the couch? and c) she's Lois. She always wins. (i.e. her POV) Quote Yes. Probably. Better to delay having sex until it goes out of fashion due to them being an old, married couple. OLD MARRIED COUPLES: VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (197/???) VirginiaR #262273 04/05/15 01:47 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote I see you're catching up. hyper I posted a new one today. Yeah, it’s like a roller coaster! Quote She mad at him for making it obvious to them but not her. Maybe they’re just better at making leaps and putting two and two together? LOIS: CLARK: Not. Helping. Quote Probably not a good idea since he knows that there's Kryptonite at the Kent Farm. Quote LOIS: Why Lex wouldn't have survived the year if we had actually married. So, she wouldn’t have killed him on their wedding sheets? LOIS: Dying on the first day of the year is still not surviving the year. Quote LOIS: Not if you're Superman. CLARK: I meant bare chest. Also, one can’t help but notice that Lois wasn’t particularly perturbed by the prospect of Clark doing a careful examination of her upper body. Quote ER: Awwww…he’s found his happy thought. EW: Good thing he has that eidetic memory. Because those thoughts won’t come along often? Quote EW: /covers up monitor/ I have no idea to what you could be referring. Quote You know it's now August. Clark was in the hospital at the end of Feb. Don't you think Lois would have realized if she was pregnant by this time? She’s not particularly observant when it comes to certain things and there’s several reports of girls or women who first realized they have been pregnant when a newborn plops out of them while they’re on the john? Quote ER: And yet, he felt that she’d like to sleep in her blouse and bra? EW: Someone might start asking questions if both Clark and Superman had a broken arm. Superman fell onto Clark while Clark was carrying Kryptonite? Quote What? Lois can't fantasize? She does have a lot in common with her former fiancé. Quote LOIS: Hi, Mom? EW: /thinks it’s funny to torture Lois/ Quote a) he's a gentleman, b) her apartment and all her stuff was blown up and he makes her sleep on the couch? and c) she's Lois. She always wins. (i.e. her POV) Quote ER: Yes. Probably. Better to delay having sex until it goes out of fashion due to them being an old, married couple. OLD MARRIED COUPLES: /oh those stupid youngsters/ Clark’s POV? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (197/???) Darth Michael #263110 05/08/15 01:00 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Originally Posted by Darth Michael EW: I posted a new one today. ER: Yeah, it’s like a roller coaster! You write that as if it's a bad thing. Quote ER: Maybe they’re just better at making leaps and putting two and two together? LOIS: /mad at Michael/ CLARK: Not. Helping. Quote LOIS: Why Lex wouldn't have survived the year if we had actually married. ER: So, she wouldn’t have killed him on their wedding sheets? LOIS: Dying on the first day of the year is still not surviving the year. Exactly. Quote LOIS: Not if you're Superman. CLARK: I meant bare chest. ER: Also, one can’t help but notice that Lois wasn’t particularly perturbed by the prospect of Clark doing a careful examination of her upper body. LOIS: I thought men were visual creatures. Quote ER: Awwww…he’s found his happy thought. EW: Good thing he has that eidetic memory. ER: Because those thoughts won’t come along often? Quote EW: You know it's now August. Clark was in the hospital at the end of Feb. Don't you think Lois would have realized if she was pregnant by this time? ER: /grasping at straws/ She’s not particularly observant when it comes to certain things and there’s several reports of girls or women who first realized they have been pregnant when a newborn plops out of them while they’re on the john? I don't think those women were the same size as Lois. Quote ER: And yet, he felt that she’d like to sleep in her blouse and bra? EW: Someone might start asking questions if both Clark and Superman had a broken arm. ER: Superman fell onto Clark while Clark was carrying Kryptonite? CLARK: Can I write that one down? LOIS: No, because it's your right arm in the sling. CLARK: Oh, I can write with both hands. LOIS: Show off. Quote EW: What? Lois can't fantasize? ER: She does have a lot in common with her former fiancé. LEX: He says that as if Lois and I aren't meant to be together. Quote LOIS: Hi, Mom? EW: /thinks it’s funny to torture Lois/ ER: /doesn't recommend this course./ This will be answered... well, no, I won't say it. Quote ER: Yes. Probably. Better to delay having sex until it goes out of fashion due to them being an old, married couple. OLD MARRIED COUPLES: /oh those stupid youngsters/ Clark’s POV? Nope. Jimbo's. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (197/???) VirginiaR #263278 05/15/15 03:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote ER: Yeah, it’s like a roller coaster! EW: You write that as if it's a bad thing. I did? Quote CLARK: Not. Helping. EW: Totally unrelated and it’s been mentioned before, but the new happy-smiley is just the most adorable thing since a Lois, locked up in a cage with a Clark. Quote LOIS: I thought men were visual creatures. Hence, the lack of surprisedness and thus, perturbedness? Funny! Quote ER: Because those thoughts won’t come along often? EW: /happily plotting on making him miserable again/ Quote I don't think those women were the same size as Lois. You never mentioned her figure in the past couple of parts? Quote CLARK: Can I write that one down? LOIS: No, because it's your right arm in the sling. CLARK: Oh, I can write with both hands. LOIS: Show off. He’s ambidextrous. Shouldn’t Lois be happy about that fact? Quote LEX: He says that as if Lois and I aren't meant to be together. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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