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FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) #262339 04/08/15 03:51 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here I hope Clark's (semi) confession was worth the wait. Comments appreciated. Last edited by VirginiaR; 04/09/15 12:30 AM. Reason: typos VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) VirginiaR #262354 04/09/15 06:54 AM
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Ultra Woman Pulitzer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,578 Likes: 10 Brazil - RS	He didn't tell her. He lied to her. Again. He didn't fall in love with a future version of her. He fell in love with another Lois (a different woman) and couldn't have her because she was married. And the woman who should be his Lois is dead. And the man who should be Lois's Clark is dead, too. And he took his identity. That would be the truth. If Lois thinks she's second best to her future self, imagine it if she knew it was another woman... Andreia "My wife's love is what unites Krypton and Earth in my heart. Without it, without her, I truly would be in hell." ~ Superman: Man of Tomorrow #15

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) Ultra Woman #262368 04/10/15 01:56 AM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Ultra Woman: Hi! Thanks for commenting. Quote He didn't tell her. He lied to her. Again. /quietly slides green, glowing rock-encrusted bat towards Andreia./ I hope you're immune. Quote He didn't fall in love with a future version of her. He fell in love with another Lois (a different woman) and couldn't have her because she was married. And the woman who should be his Lois is dead. And the man who should be Lois's Clark is dead, too. And he took his identity. That would be the truth. Yep. CLARK: But from a certain point of view. LOIS: Nope, not even then. CLARK: And, technically, she wasn't married when we met. LOIS: He didn't just go THERE, did he? Quote If Lois thinks she's second best to her future self, imagine it if she knew it was another woman... So, that's one for "There's some things that even Lois doesn't have the capacity to forgive Clark for" team. Thanks for reading. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) VirginiaR #262377 04/10/15 11:37 AM
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cuidadora Features Writer Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 917 Likes: 2 East Coast USA	Hi Virginia Oh boy! What is he thinking? At some point I hope you explain why Clark explained it this way. I would have expected him to realize by now how much Lois hates other people-and especially him-to lie to her AND not include her in all the secrets. Quote CLARK: But from a certain point of view. That line popped into my head as I read the chapter! Quote If Lois thinks she's second best to her future self, imagine it if she knew it was another woman... Quote So, that's one for "There's some things that even Lois doesn't have the capacity to forgive Clark for" team. Exactly. Cuidadora "Honey, we didn't care if you were a Russian or a Martian... You were ours... and we weren't giving you to anybody." ~ Martha in Strange Visitor "A love that risks nothing is worth nothing." ~ Jonathan in Big Girls Don't Fly

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) cuidadora #262378 04/10/15 11:54 AM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	cuidadora: Thanks for reading and commenting. Quote Hi Virginia Hi! Quote Oh boy! Quote What is he thinking? He was thinking? Quote At some point I hope you explain why Clark explained it this way. I would have expected him to realize by now how much Lois hates other people-and especially him-to lie to her AND not include her in all the secrets. Does anyone like to be lied to repeatedly? Clark's rational (if you can call it that) will be explained in the next part. Quote That line popped into my head as I read the chapter! Great minds think alike. Originally Posted by cuidadora Originally Posted by EW So, that's one for "There's some things that even Lois doesn't have the capacity to forgive Clark for" team. Exactly. Oh, dear. That's two who think Lois will never forgive him. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) VirginiaR #262383 04/10/15 03:08 PM
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Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31	Quote Part 201 ********************* The Truth is in the Details ********************* That’s well timed! LOIS: What’s well timed about the truth taking 200 parts to come out? Quote Lois was once more outpacing her coworkers on stories and overtime. To be fair, the other reporters have relationships CAT: Kids CAT: or sexual harassment suits RALPH: to deal with. Quote Clark being her partner both on and off the clock had helped. Lois now has access to superpowers 24/7 and Clark still gets to think he’s in a committed relationship with Lois? Quote She didn’t know if Clark had noticed, or even cared, that they rarely spent time over at her place. I’m not sure that’s healthy. And it also can’t be healthy that she spends the nights alone at her apartment, trying to get a good night’s rest in a place that is giving her the creeps. Probably why they sedated her at the Luthor House the last time ‘round. Quote After a lecture from Perry about appropriate workplace behavior, they tried to limit their more passionate kisses for times and places when others wouldn’t be distracted. So, just what, six months since Cat’s gone and the place is no longer able to deal with a coworker jumping another coworker on the copy-machine? Quote Clark hadn’t done anything to forward their relationship past kissing. Their relationship remained firmly lodged at first base and Clark, unlike his pre-investigation self, seemed blissfully content to stay there. Tough to date a foreign prince who still holds to those…hmm…middle-ages…nah…that’s right! ‘50s movie morals! Quote She could be patient, Lois often repeated to herself. For now. And if it doesn’t help, I’m sure would be willing to help out. Quote Clark had made them roast chicken breast with a Caesar salad for dinner, which tasted better than anything Chef André had ever prepared. Maybe because of the chocolate sauce Clark has supplied instead of the balsamic vinegar? Quote be absolutely…” She stumbled through her inner thesaurus and couldn’t find a better term. “— not right.” CLARK: W.R.O.N.G. 9 points. LOIS: Right. Wrong’s not a word. Try again, buddy. Quote the week Heller disappeared, put her definitely I think there might be some extraneous punctuation in there. Quote “I just don’t understand how I know certain unknowable facts and totally mess up others. It’s so illogical.” Right. Illogical. LOIS: What? Quote “Oh?” she coaxed. She knew he was Kal-El, Superman, from Krypton. What else could he reveal? Quote “I’m…” Clark cleared his throat. “I’m from the future,” he replied. He exhaled as if revealing some grand truth. Quote If she hadn’t known Clark could fly, this announcement probably would have shocked her more and made her give thanks that their relationship wasn’t presently carnally intimate. CLARA: Why I was so ticked off at Emmett. Quote He was talking time travel, without proof it was unbelievable. Maybe a semicolon instead of the comma? Quote I don’t exist in the future.” She knows that they will become intimate in the next couple of months? LOIS: Duh! Wait, what’s that got to do with anything? Quote “But if you met me in the future and then came back into the past prior to when we met, that me, that future me could no longer exist. That future me who didn’t fall in love with you as I have wouldn’t exist as I do now.” Quote She had read enough science fiction to know that wasn’t possible. “Okay; go on.” HERB (from another dimension): Let me guess… ‘The Time Machine’? That was written by a total quack. Quote “And this future you made me the man I am today.” There’s an ‘in’ missing Quote “And this future you made me the man I am today.” “Bonkers?” Quote Insulting that he had already been in love with her, with a different her, before he met this her… this just over a year ago her… the current her. On the plus side, that way he at least wasn’t completely turned off by her brash demeanor and penchant for pilfering her colleagues’ stories. Quote and that I, not Extra print here. Quote Nobody else had done so before… well, my adoptive folks took me in, but not since then. How could I not love you?” So, will this not-from-Krypton/his-ex-fiancce-is-actually-right-here-next-door situation dawn on her? Quote “I am pretty loveable,” she admitted. Right. Quote Clark set his hand over hers and smiled. “That you are.” She was right. LOIS: Duh! Bonkers. Completely bonkers. LOIS: Hey! Quote and I’m assuming that I fell in love with you too, why did you come back into the past to a time back before we had met?” His face paled. “Something happened and… and… we couldn’t be together.” She married another Clark. The one from her own dimension. WRONG CLARK: Quote “I lived as Superman twenty-four/seven and you… left… because… because we… couldn’t be together,” So, he’s telling her that she’s a bad person instead of him replacing the first Lois with an imitation. Just like Lex did, come to think of it. Quote He turned his head away and murmured something that sounded like “Everyone dies.” There’s actually stories that some people joke will end that way. Quote “No, you numbskull. Luthor’s actions and my actions and this stupid…” She waved her hands about her head. “— idiotic psychic ability is what got me shot. You didn’t factor into it at all!” Quote “How many times do I have to tell you that you can’t be everywhere at once?” He’s a numbskull, so…a lot? Quote There isn’t anything I can do to change the past.” She threw her hands up into the air and screamed in frustration. “You just told me that you have the ability to travel through time!” Quote “No!” she said. “But you’re free to follow me. That’s what you’re good at.” Like a creepy stalker in the night, following her into her building? Quote You blame yourself for my death, don’t you?” TEMPUS: Even I know the answer to that one. Duh! Quote Her mouth opened and greedily accepted this passionate response to her words. So, make up Quote Lois raised her index finger again and panted as she searched for air. “Don’t think this means we’re okay.” CLARK: Quote Men really didn’t understand women, did they? It would be way too boring a world otherwise? Quote “Because nobody likes to be a consolation prize.” But she’s not. She really is the best option available to him after Loises #1 and #2 got married or vanished in the Kongo. Quote “So, telling me that I’m second best is supposed do what then? Third best. CLARK: Not. Helping. Quote After everything he hadn’t told her, she decided she would let him squirm for a while. And buy chocolates? Quote “I liked you better when you weren’t such an alpha dog.” Just wait till he starts sniffing after that blonde ADA in a couple of weeks. Quote So, he told her! Kinda. Sorta. Not really. Well…half the truth. Kinda. Sorta. Quote He didn't fall in love with a future version of her. He fell in love with another Lois (a different woman) and couldn't have her because she was married. Actually, he fell in love with the future version of this Lois, well…this Lois when she was still a cub reporter before she got older…err… Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) Darth Michael #262390 04/11/15 12:42 AM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Michael? Already? I feel so missed. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 201 Part 201 ********************* The Truth is in the Details ********************* That’s well timed! LOIS: /razz/ What’s well timed about the truth taking 200 parts to come out? CLARK: I'm not coming out! I mean, I like girls. That's what you meant, right? Alternative title for this chapter: "Degrees of Truth". Quote To be fair, the other reporters have relationships Lois is IN a relationship. Quote CAT: /wave/ Kids CAT: /wave/ It hasn't been that long. Cat is still pregnant. Quote or sexual harassment suits RALPH: /wave/ to deal with. PERRY: Ralph is no longer with the Daily Planet. Sadly, he is with the National Whisper. Quote Lois now has access to superpowers 24/7 and Clark still gets to think he’s in a committed relationship with Lois? So, win-win? Quote I’m not sure that’s healthy. And it also can’t be healthy that she spends the nights alone at her apartment, trying to get a good night’s rest in a place that is giving her the creeps. Probably why they sedated her at the Luthor House the last time ‘round. a-hem. This part was from Lois's POV. It's very possible that Lois's apartment was watched from bedtime until sunrise by a man in a red cape. Quote So, just what, six months since Cat’s gone and the place is no longer able to deal with a coworker jumping another coworker on the copy-machine? PERRY: No. No. Not at all. Only out in public. Supply closet and copy room are still fair... wait! Get back here! I still need someone to cover the news! Quote Tough to date a foreign prince who still holds to those…hmm…middle-ages…nah…that’s right! ‘50s movie morals! In his defense, he was born to people who were young in the 50s. Quote And if it doesn’t help, I’m sure /call me Denial/ would be willing to help out. LOIS: Great! Will you tell my boyfriend it is unlawful not to sleep with his gorgeous girlfriend. Thanks. Quote Maybe because of the chocolate sauce Clark has supplied instead of the balsamic vinegar? CLARK: LOIS: Are you sure you don't want any of this salad dressing? It's fab! Quote CLARK: W.R.O.N.G. 9 points. LOIS: Right. Wrong’s not a word. Try again, buddy. Someone has to put that in a HiM rewrite. Quote I think there might be some extraneous punctuation in there. Oh, dear. Did I fall off the comma wagon again. Thanks. Quote Right. Illogical. LOIS: What? That's what she said. Illogical. LOIS: I know. What's his point? CLARK: Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 201 “Oh?” she coaxed. She knew he was Kal-El, Superman, from Krypton. What else could he reveal? ER suggests: /that he's been a naughty, naughty superhero/ You know that didn't even occur to me. Quote ER: /suggests that Clark might be channeling his inner Emmett Brown/ Ooops. Not again. Actually, before it was Marty's dad, but that's not important. Look! More FDK. Quote CLARA: Why I was so ticked off at Emmett. Was that AFTERWARDS? It's been a while since I saw BttF 3 Quote Maybe a semicolon instead of the comma? You're right again! /slides over 2 points and a thank you./ Quote She knows that they will become intimate in the next couple of months? LOIS: Duh! Wait, what’s that got to do with anything? Yeah, that stumped Clark too. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 201 “But if you met me in the future and then came back into the past prior to when we met, that me, that future me could no longer exist. That future me who didn’t fall in love with you as I have wouldn’t exist as I do now.” ER: /wishing EW had passed out anti-nausea time-traveling pills before this part/ Ooops. Sorry. Quote HERB (from another dimension): Let me guess… ‘The Time Machine’? That was written by a total quack. TEMPUS: /from every dimension in which he exists/ Yes, he was. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 201 “And this future you made me the man I am today.” There’s an ‘in’ missing There is? Perhaps a hyphen between future and you "And this future-you made me the man I am today." Quote On the plus side, that way he at least wasn’t completely turned off by her brash demeanor and penchant for pilfering her colleagues’ stories. Except Future-Lois wasn't like that. /ducking/ Quote Extra print here. But it's sooooo pretty, Michael! Okay, fine. For clarity's sake, I guess I'll remove it. But don't be surprised, if it shows up elsewhere. Pssst. Thanks. Quote So, will this not-from-Krypton/his-ex-fiancce-is-actually-right-here-next-door situation dawn on her? That might be telling, wouldn't it? Quote She was right. LOIS: Duh! Bonkers. Completely bonkers. LOIS: Hey! Why is Lois bonkers thinking that she's loveable? Oh, Clark. Never mind. LOIS: Hey! Quote She married another Clark. The one from her own dimension. WRONG CLARK: /suddenly has somewhere else he needs to be/ LOIS: Typical. Hey, but at least she's a Lois and not a Mayson. Quote So, he’s telling her that she’s a bad person instead of him replacing the first Lois with an imitation. Just like Lex did, come to think of it. Nah, he's just telling her that everyone else here treated them horribly. Quote There’s actually stories that some people joke will end that way. Joke? No, Another Lois wasn't a joke. Oh, wait, do you meant other stories? LEX: It was a science experiment, people! They signed disclaimers. Quote He’s a numbskull, so…a lot? Quote Like a creepy stalker in the night, following her into her building? Like a bat hovering outside of a building. BRUCE: That's not creepy. It's cool. Quote TEMPUS: Even I know the answer to that one. Duh! /chuckle/ Quote ER: So, make up /noogie/? CLARK: Ew! Michael, she's cursed. LOIS: /deadpan/ I'm WHAT? CLARK: Hold on. Let me re-phrase... EW: I'm going to go with "no" for an answer. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 201 Lois raised her index finger again and panted as she searched for air. “Don’t think this means we’re okay.” CLARK: /confused/ PERRY: Don't worry son. It has nothing to do with you. ALL women act like this. CLARK: But it doesn't make sense. PERRY: /shrugs/ And? Quote It would be way too boring a world otherwise? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 201 “Because nobody likes to be a consolation prize.” But she’s not. She really is the best option available to him after Loises #1 and #2 got married or vanished in the Kongo. i.e. she's 3rd runner up. Quote Third best. See! Quote CLARK: Not. Helping. Oh. Right. Look, Lois! A Fudge Castle! LOIS: Where? CLARK: Quote And buy chocolates? LOIS: /shrugs demurely/ It wouldn't hurt. Quote Just wait till he starts sniffing after that blonde ADA in a couple of weeks. Quote Well…half the truth. Kinda. Sorta. Just so that we're clear. Quote Actually, he fell in love with the future version of this Lois, well…this Lois when she was still a cub reporter before she got older…err… He fell in love with a S3 Lois and this is a S2 Lois, but Clark doesn't know it's the same woman, just us. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) VirginiaR #262481 04/14/15 03:38 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31	Quote EW: /can’t believe ER had some extra time last week/Michael? Already? I feel so missed. /is happy about being missed/ Yeah, things might just be getting back to some sort of normal. Don’t tell Work about it. Quote CLARK: I'm not coming out! I mean, I like girls. That's what you meant, right? Right. He likes girls. Is that why he bought those kilts for Jimbo to wear while he’s staying over at his place? Quote Alternative title for this chapter: "Degrees of Truth". As in sort of a lie mostly a lie really just a big fat lie even the National Whisper would refuse to print that one Quote Lois is IN a relationship. Rrrrrrigt. She’s having a colleague with benefits. And small one’s at that. RALPH: Clark’s got small benefits! Quote It hasn't been that long. Cat is still pregnant. Really? It’s been…huh…yeah..I guess… Quote PERRY: Ralph is no longer with the Daily Planet. Sadly, he is with the National Whisper. LOIS: Sadly? Why sadly? I’ve had two parties since he left. Quote So, win-win? Yes. You could call it that. LOIS’s LIBIDO: I didn’t win. Quote It's very possible that Lois's apartment was watched from bedtime until sunrise by a man in a red cape. Creeeeepy! WALLY W. W. WALLDECKER: Quote PERRY: No. No. Not at all. Only out in public. Supply closet and copy room are still fair... wait! Get back here! I still need someone to cover the news! Quote EW: /call me Denial/ Quote LOIS: Great! Will you tell my boyfriend it is unlawful not to sleep with his gorgeous girlfriend. Thanks. : Clark, it’s unlawful for me not to sleep with your gorgeous girlfriend. CLARK: Okay. But you’ll have to ask her, too. Mayson, what do you think? Quote CLARK: W.R.O.N.G. 9 points. LOIS: Right. Wrong’s not a word. Try again, buddy. /EW likes the idea so much, she’ll write another epic about it/ Someone has to put that in a HiM rewrite. Thanks. Quote ER suggests: /that he's been a naughty, naughty superhero/ EW: You know that didn't even occur to me. /has forgotten how truly evil this reader can get when he’s writing/ Quote Was that AFTERWARDS? It's been a while since I saw BttF 3 Yep. They gazed the stars, talked about Jules Verne, then faded to black and then Emmett walked Clara home and told her he had a train to catch into the future. Clara was not amused. Quote You're right again! /slides over 2 points and a thank you./ Quote TEMPUS: /from every dimension in which he exists/ Quote Perhaps a hyphen between future and you "And this future-you made me the man I am today." Oh. Right. It was more obvious with the other past and future yous and mes. Maybe consistently hyphen them? Quote Except Future-Lois wasn't like that. /ducking/ She was still bossy and prone to falling off buildings. Quote But don't be surprised, if it shows up elsewhere. And there it is Quote Pssst. Thanks. You’re welcome! Quote That might be telling, wouldn't it? Quote Hey, but at least she's a Lois and not a Mayson. So, this Lois should be happy that Clark fell in love with a Lois from another dimension, well, this dimension in another time strand, which begs the question if dimensions aren’t just what happens when you fork the time strand, but I digress. Lois should be happy that Clark’s chasing her because he fell in love with a Lois instead of chasing her because he fell in love with a Mayson? Quote Joke? No, Another Lois wasn't a joke. Oh, wait, do you meant other stories? Yep. Other story. Other author. Much, much longer. I think. About 8000 pages in paperback format…Umm…400 parts of AL/WC/#3 a 15 pages (letter format) a part umm…okay, might actually not be longer… Quote LEX: It was a science experiment, people! They signed disclaimers. Quote BRUCE: That's not creepy. It's cool. Quote CLARK: Ew! Michael, she's cursed. LOIS: /deadpan/ I'm WHAT? No, not that curse. /checks calendar/ Hmm… Quote CLARK: But it doesn't make sense. PERRY: /shrugs/ And? Why you can write either very very short or very very long manuals on women. Quote i.e. she's 3rd runner up. If you like to look at the glass as mostly empty instead of still something in there… Quote CLARK: Not. Helping. EW: Oh. Right. Look, Lois! A Fudge Castle! LOIS: /hears something shiny/ Where? CLARK: /happy someone helped him out/ Quote ER: Just wait till he starts sniffing after that blonde ADA in a couple of weeks. EW: /Doesn’t want to spoil things but acts like with the baby-switcheroo from the previous 50 parts/ May I have some more, now, please? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (201/???) Darth Michael #264167 06/17/15 10:04 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Originally Posted by Darth Michael Yeah, things might just be getting back to some sort of normal. /shhhh/ Don’t tell Work about it. I won't if you won't. I finished Part 215 today, so I'm celebrating by catching up on some FDK-FDK. Quote Right. He likes girls. Is that why he bought those kilts for Jimbo to wear while he’s staying over at his place? CLARK: What? Olsen isn't a Scottish name? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Alternative title for this chapter: "Degrees of Truth". As in sort of a lie mostly a lie really just a big fat lie even the National Whisper would refuse to print that one CLARK: I was going for more of an Obi-Wan sort of truth. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Lois is IN a relationship. Rrrrrrigt. She’s having a colleague with benefits. And small one’s at that. RALPH: /I've got benefits? THUD/ Clark’s got small benefits! A small colleague? Is that why Ralph showed up? CLARK: What do you mean I've got small benefits? I get to spend time with Lois. Them some big ol' benefits. PERRY: what? It's in his contract. Quote PERRY: Ralph is no longer with the Daily Planet. Sadly, he is with the National Whisper. LOIS: Sadly? Why sadly? I’ve had two parties since he left. Because they'll still bump into him. NATIONAL WHISPER: Lois Lane cheating on Superman with Super Dud! CLARK: Gee, thanks, Ralph. Quote LOIS: Great! Will you tell my boyfriend it is unlawful not to sleep with his gorgeous girlfriend. Thanks. /Call Me Denial/ : Clark, it’s unlawful for me not to sleep with your gorgeous girlfriend. CLARK: Okay. But you’ll have to ask her, too. Mayson, what do you think? Daniel: Wow, she's prettier than Lois. LOIS: What?! Quote EW: Was that AFTERWARDS? It's been a while since I saw BttF 3 ER: Yep. They gazed the stars, talked about Jules Verne, then faded to black and then Emmett walked Clara home and told her he had a train to catch into the future. Clara was not amused. Did you know that 6/9/2015 was the date in the future that Marty McFly flew to? How's that new hoverboard? Quote EW: Hey, but at least she's a Lois and not a Mayson. ER: So, this Lois should be happy that Clark fell in love with a Lois from another dimension, well, this dimension in another time strand, which begs the question if dimensions aren’t just what happens when you fork the time strand, but I digress. Lois should be happy that Clark’s chasing her because he fell in love with a Lois instead of chasing her because he fell in love with a Mayson? So, no? Quote EW: Joke? No, Another Lois wasn't a joke. Oh, wait, do you meant other stories? ER: Yep. Other story. Other author. Much, much longer. I think. About 8000 pages in paperback format…Umm…400 parts of AL/WC/#3 a 15 pages (letter format) a part umm…okay, might actually not be longer… Hmmmm. Maybe I should write original fiction for profit. But first I have a story or 3 to finish here. Quote CLARK: Ew! Michael, she's cursed. LOIS: /deadpan/ I'm WHAT? ER: No, not that curse. /checks calendar/ Hmm… Pregnant? Quote May I have some more, now, please? Um... Soon... ish. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

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