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FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) #262710 04/22/15 01:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here Yes, history is a changing. Comments are appreciated and feed my muse. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) VirginiaR #262892 04/27/15 03:50 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote “Horribly,” she replied. “Do you want to move in together?” Part 203 The toast shattered into pieces and went flying into the air, raining down onto Clark’s head. Oops? So, did it explode or did he fold it up with his fingers? Quote She patted it down, but it was being as stubborn as a Kryptonian. Also, aren’t Kryptonian females rather pliable? /points at the professional caregivers/ Quote Perhaps this conversation should have waited until after she had showered. She put a hand to her mouth. And brushed her teeth. Too late now. Sounds like she failed Marketing 101. This way, Clark will know exactly what to expect instead of having the brushed-up version of a roommate to make the offer more attractive. CLARK: It’s a Lois volunteering to share my bed. What’s the ER talking about? Quote “You know sharing an apartment. Ooooh! I found the place where you took the comma from, three parts ago or so. Quote You. Me. Living together,” she said. ELLEN: In sin. GRAMS: Oh, shut it. She’s a grown girl and he’s man-pretty. Quote He was going to make her spell it out, wasn’t it? Maybe ‘he’? Also, yes. After all, he’s a Kryptonian. They’re rather dense. Quote “No,” he replied. “This is about your fear of being alone. You’re worried that Luthor is after you, and you could very well be right, especially after everything that has…” “This isn’t about me being afraid,” she growled. Riiiiight. Quote She rolled her eyes. “Do you want to move in together?” “What? Here?” he asked. No. Not here. He really is stupid. She’s afraid of her place. Quote Here would give him the option to think that she meant as roommates. Her in her room. Him in Lucy’s old room. Quote . “No, Chuck. Your place.” It only had the one bedroom. See? Quote Lifting his buttery fingers to her lips, she stuck one into her mouth to lick it clean. Quote A shudder passed through him. It was the good type of shudder, more of a tremble, as if he were losing control, which meant he was only acting dense. No, he’s very…dense at the moment. Quote Lois moved closer to him. “And I wouldn’t have to call you to say ‘goodnight’.” She placed a different finger into her mouth. /scratches head/ Is ‘tripping the patented Clark Kent overload switch’ your invention or was it some other author? Quote “It’s a little soon to be talking about moving in together, though, don’t you think? But that way she’d be repeating the previous action 9 more times? Quote “I think that you’re trying to find a plausible reason to move out of your apartment and you’ve latched onto me as a good excuse,” he replied So, he’s telling her that she’s acting like a golddigger trying to find a nice pad to stay at? Hmm…considering his place, actually, just a stereotypical ‘60s woman trying to snag a reasonably well-situated husband. Does he really think this is a wise insinuation to make? Quote She crossed her arms. “Oh, really? Because you’re making me sound needy and desperately chasing after you.” See? Quote “Even after I confessed traveling back in time to have a second chance with you? Nope, sorry, Lois. I have already claimed the needy, desperate chaser role in this relationship, and I refuse to hand it over,” Actually, he’s more the ‘creepy, stalker guy’. LEX: Hey! What about me? Quote “I’m worried that you’re moving too fast for you. I don’t want you to rush our relationship… before you’re ready… and later on, have you feel as if you’re stuck or pressured or…” Wouldn’t it be awkward if she broke up with him in a couple of months because of this? Quote Her gaze narrowed. “I said share an apartment, not a bed.” But…but…but…she…earlier…she…what? LOIS: Just because I want him to take me to bed once we move in together doesn’t mean he gets to spell it out first. Quote His responding gaze let her know that he didn’t believe her. Is that his ‘your robe should be made of lead’ gaze? Quote Okay, she had meant that, but after what he said, she would never admit to it. Even if on the off-chance he could get her to admit to meaning it, he just lost out that ‘sharing a bed’ meant ‘sharing their bodies’ instead of ‘sharing a sleeping spot’ with that look. Right. Because she’s going to not be all over him when he sleeps next to her. CLARK: Over the covers. LOIS: Makes him easier accessible… Quote Unless, of course, he kissed her while lying in that sleeping spot… or came to bed naked. See? So, basically, any sort of ‘I’m available sign’ above his head. Quote Oh, hell. How did I become so easy? Lois thought, frowning. Friends with Cat? Not having gotten any for several years of knowing Clark? Quote She was plenty ready to move to the next level of their relationship, especially if it meant leaving this apartment. Yeah, sounds like she’s trading sex for a place to sleep. Quote Crap, I’m still going to have to be patient, aren’t I? I’m going have to ease him into this. Afraid he’s going to fly off to an emergency as soon as she shuts off the light in the bathroom? Quote “I know you like to jump into things with both feet, but with this… with us… He’d prefer her not jumping into things with both feet? Kryptonian physiology this, invulnerability that. Quote Every step? She didn’t want to be fifty before she got him naked. Quote “Sometimes ripping off the bandage quickly is the best way,” she countered. She wants to rip his clothes off? Quote She leaned back so she could look him in the eye. “Do you regularly hover around your apartment?” she asked. He kinda does. For instance, he sleep floats. Quote “Oh.” She watched him butter toast and wondered if he recalled that she always played to win. “We’ve slept together before, you know,” What? Quote she said as he snapped another piece of toast into smithereens. Quote “And as I recollect, it was quite nice… sleeping together, that is.” Oh, when she was shot. You evil, evil writer. Quote “Do you want to go out for breakfast?” *** Lois slid her fork through the last bite of Uncle Mike’s fudge raspberry torte. Breakfast, huh? LOIS: Quote It had been just what she needed to take the edge off being patient with her dear, sweet, ever-annoying Chuck. She going to spend her days on a treadmill if she moves in with him, huh? LOIS: The reason why I lobbied for sharing the space underneath the covers. Also great for taking the edge off, plus, extra bonus calories burner, too! Quote It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Perry had announced that Clark had garnered a Kerth Award nomination for Investigating Excellence, while none of her stories over the last year had. Oh, it wasn’t actually breakfast. Also, she a bit jealous that Clark’s a better reporter than she is? Quote Not a single one. LOIS: No, I’m not jealous. But I will be starting an investigation into the malpractices of the Kerth board’s members. Quote or that there was a secret government agency trying to kill Superman and willing to kill innocent Kansans in the process. Can someone hiding an alien invader be considered ‘innocent’? Quote No, Clark Kent had been nominated for some boring story having to do with conditions at retirement homes, or some other rot. Ooooh! It’s from canon! Also, why she’s stuffing herself at Mike’s! Quote Just before Perry’s announcement, her illustrious partner had rushed off on some emergency and told her just to not expect him for lunch because he had to meet a source afterwards. Maybe he scanned the envelope and realized he’d have to make like a tree and leave? Quote Was Superman so busy that he was scheduling his rescues in advance? Maybe it’s a prearranged meeting that combines companionship with a blonde with food and some legal exchanges? Quote She also didn’t have to worry that she would jump her partner’s bones out here on the sidewalk. What if he showed up dressed as Superman? LOIS: Quote She placed the last bite into her mouth and sighed, picturing equally delightful but entirely different sins in her mind. Lois! Not out here n the open. Quote Clark is standing up at the Kerth Award podium announcing to everyone, as he accepts his award – because of course, he’d win – that he wants to share his award with his partner Lois Lane and that she should join him on the dais. Oh, those kind of sins. Envy. Not Lust. Quote Then he hands over his crystal teardrop trophy and insists that she take it, saying he could never have earned it without her love, assistance, and journalistic mentoring. Oh, look, it’s gluttony that combines envy with lust :p Quote He pleads with Lois, Hmmm… ‘her’ instead of ‘Lois’ since it’s present tense imagination? Quote professing that he will never be able to be happy until he makes love to her so thoroughly that she passes out from exhaustion and pleasure every night for the rest of her life. BARON TEMPOS: So, just once, then? Quote When she reluctantly agrees, as she would never show eagerness in her fantasy, Yes, it’s a fantasy that she’s modest and possessed by a modicum of decorum instead of wanting to jump him right then and there. Quote “I don’t know. Gerald’s still waiting for them to show up.” Lois sat up straighter. “What?” Well…that means he still has hope they will show up eventually. Isn’t that worth something? Quote She wouldn’t put it beside Clark to have placed a tracer on her. Quote She craned her neck around her uncle and saw that Clark wasn’t alone. He had just exited a cab with… Lois stood up. “Mayson Drake, how good to see you,” she said through a forced smile and gritted teeth. Ooooh! I was right about the blonde coming earlier! LOIS: Quote “Mayson and I met this summer. She was helping the team working to put Luthor away,” Clark replied. “She’s been very helpful.” Didn’t you say they hadn’t met yet? Quote Maybe his denseness wasn’t an act. Couldn’t he see how bad this looked? Especially how much Mayson looked at him? CLARK: But Kryptonian lord are entitled to multiple professional caregivers… Quote you off, because you Not sure about that bit of lint there… /tries to clean screen/ Quote you didn’t believe me when I told you he was a criminal mastermind?” Lois said. “I didn’t think it was relevant to bring that up,” Mayson replied. It is so Clark knows that his new professional caregiver doesn’t believe his other professional caregiver. JIMBO: Cat fight! CLARK: Quote “I thought you hated her because she convicted you on that Eugene Laderman thing. Uuuu… ‘convicted’? Wouldn’t she have to be a judge for that? Quote “I saved this country because I helped Eugene and the thanks I got was a felony conviction!” Lois returned. Well…given how Ms Lane here is a professed carrier of a scarlet ‘A’, maybe Mayson is a tad touchy about Ms. Lane here touching her boyfriend. Quote Lois set her hands on her hips and waited. That had to have gotten through even Clark’s skull. CLARK: Lois doesn’t like my other friend. Maybe Lois isn’t such a nice person after all? Plus, Mayson won’t die of some horrible 24-hour bug when we consummate our marriage. Also, blonde, so bonus! Quote Clark took Mayson’s hand off his arm, patted it, and turned her towards Lois’s uncle. “But the reason… Mayson, this is Mike Lane. Mike, this is Mayson Drake. Mayson works for the District Attorney’s office.” Awww, he’s trying to play matchmaker. Isn’t he adorable? Quote “Clark, why are we here?” Mayson asked under her breath, yet they all heard her. Threesome with Lois? Quote “It’s not a date, if that’s what you were thinking,” Lois said, stating the obvious to all but clearly Mayson. Apparently, Lois doesn’t know about it yet, either. Quote “Of course not, Lois,” Clark said, his eyes widening at her words. CLARK: She knows how to get Kryptonite. I really have to tread carefully now if I want to live past tomorrow morning. Quote “What?” This time Mayson’s question was a bit sharper. “What do you mean ‘this isn’t a date’?” Quote Lois set a hand on Clark’s arm. “Clark,” she said firmly, interrupting him. “Mayson thought you two were on a date.” She really has to put it into small words for him, huh? Quote Clark’s cheeks went redder than rosy this time. “Oh, gosh, Mayson, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to… I never…” He cleared his throat. “I thought everyone knew.” He glanced at his partner. “I’m in love with Lois.” MAYSON: So? Doesn’t mean she reciprocates. Or has the emotional competence to do so in the first place. Did you know that I have a cabin in the woods with a big bed? Quote “Our first official date was for your birthday last September,” Clark rebutted and then gasped. “Why, Lois, it’s almost been a year.” “Thank you for reminding me,” Lois grumbled. Doesn’t like to be reminded that she’s almost a year older? Or that it’s been a year and they still haven’t moved to the ‘third-date’ stage of their relationship? LOIS: Yes. Quote “Mike, Death by Chocolate is my favorite cake, but really, I don’t celebrate it.” Not ‘uncle Mike’? Quote “You’re dating Lois Lane?” Mayson repeated, apparently having still not moved on from that point. To be fair, it is a bit unexpected. Quote “But… but… she’s a convicted felon!” Mayson said. “She was engaged to marry Lex Luthor!” That second one really did almost wreck things. CLARK: Cooties! Quote Clark glanced at Lois and raised a seductive eyebrow. “Oh, really?” Sounds like he’s hoping for a threesome. LOIS: Fine by me. Quote Lois gave Clark a look that read, 'Hey! She said it, not me.' Quote “You’re very pretty, Mayson, and if I...” Clark started before choosing very wisely not to continue that train of thought. “Maybe Lois knows a nice man she can introduce you to.” How about Superman? Quote “Nope. Sorry, Chuck.” Lois shrugged. “You’re the nicest man in Metropolis and even you’re a horrible liar.” “That’s not true!” he snapped. It is. He can’t lie to keep Superman’s identity a secret. Quote “He’s a vigilante. He struts around town, thinking because he’s got all these powers that laws don’t apply to him.” GRAVITY: I’d like to file a civilian suit for that, too. Quote “Clark is Superman’s best friend,” Lois said with a grin. “I am not!” Clark retorted. Lois placed a finger to her lips. “That’s right. He’s not.” Then she winked. He’s probably his worst enemy. LEX: Hey! Quote “I know you’re not, Chuck,” she replied, pulling him closer. “Just do me a favor and stop asking women out without me.” She really does want to go and pick up a nice blonde in a bar together with Clark! Quote “Never again,” he promised, and this time she believed him. Uh-huh… So, will the blonde make a second appearance with a vengeance? MINDY: ER: No, you’re scheduled not before part…350? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) Darth Michael #262913 04/28/15 08:34 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Thank you for continuing to read and comment. You brighten my day. Quote Oops? So, did it explode or did he fold it up with his fingers? It was crisp toast. His fingers shattered it with too much force. Quote Also, aren’t Kryptonian females rather pliable? /points at the professional caregivers/ Lois only knows of one Kryptonian at the moment. Quote Sounds like she failed Marketing 101. I was going for "jumped in without thinking first". Quote This way, Clark will know exactly what to expect instead of having the brushed-up version of a roommate to make the offer more attractive. Exactly. Quote CLARK: /confused/ It’s a Lois volunteering to share my bed. What’s the ER talking about? /huh/ Do you mean that she could show up like she just went in search of the Super-Godzilla and he's say "okay"? Except for one little, tiny, flaw... His fear of killing her. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by WC 203 “You know sharing an apartment. Ooooh! I found the place where you took the comma from, three parts ago or so. Um...Oooookay? After the "know" then? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 You. Me. Living together,” she said. ELLEN: In sin. GRAMS: Oh, shut it. She’s a grown girl and he’s man-pretty. Quote Maybe ‘he’? CLARK: /shifts uncomfortably/ Yes, I'm a HE. Oooops. Sorry. Fixed. Quote Also, yes. After all, he’s a Kryptonian. They’re rather dense. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 “This isn’t about me being afraid,” she growled. Riiiiight. Haven't we established that Lois has a vision problem? i.e. that she can't see what's right before her eyes. Quote No. Not here. He really is stupid. She’s afraid of her place. Perhaps he's proving a point. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 Here would give him the option to think that she meant as roommates. Her in her room. Him in Lucy’s old room. ER: /reads between the lines = "Lois wants to jump Clark's bones!"/ There is a reason that this story arc is called "between the lines". Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 Lifting his buttery fingers to her lips, she stuck one into her mouth to lick it clean. ER: /Surprised that EW would distract the reader in the middle of this important conversation./ CLARK: The reader? Quote No, he’s very…dense at the moment. Gfic. Quote /scratches head/ Is ‘tripping the patented Clark Kent overload switch’ your invention or was it some other author? Points to over younder where little Michael dealt some cards. Quote But that way she’d be repeating the previous action 9 more times? So, she'd skip his toes? Quote So, he’s telling her that she’s acting like a golddigger trying to find a nice pad to stay at? Hmm…considering his place, actually, just a stereotypical ‘60s woman trying to snag a reasonably well-situated husband. Does he really think this is a wise insinuation to make? CLARK: /holding now empty bucket of ice water/ Nope, that worked just as it was supposed to. LOIS: Quote Actually, he’s more the ‘creepy, stalker guy’. LEX: Hey! What about me? CLARK: Yeah, I look good next to that guy! LOIS: Is Jimbo still available? Quote Wouldn’t it be awkward if she broke up with him in a couple of months because of this? Because he wouldn't move in with her NOW? Or do what he feared? DAN: Meet me and move on? Quote ER: /shocked that he forgot that a woman is allowed to change her mind at any time/ But…but…but…she…earlier…she…what? LOIS: Just because I want him to take me to bed once we move in together doesn’t mean he gets to spell it out first. She didn't say anything about sleeping together. She was just hungry for butterfingers. Quote Is that his ‘your robe should be made of lead’ gaze? No, that was his dense act slipping. Quote Right. Because she’s going to not be all over him when he sleeps next to her. CLARK: Over the covers. LOIS: Makes him easier accessible… LOIS: Hey! No sleeping on the ceiling! Get back down here! Quote So, basically, any sort of ‘I’m available sign’ above his head. CLARK: Ooops. Broken. Quote Friends with Cat? Not having gotten any for several years of knowing Clark? Ding! Ding! Ding! CAT: The latter. We've known each other for years. Quote Yeah, sounds like she’s trading sex for a place to sleep. LOIS: When you put it that way... My place doesn't seem so bad. Quote Afraid he’s going to fly off to an emergency as soon as she shuts off the light in the bathroom? CLARK: Really, someone was calling for help. I promise, Lois! Quote He’d prefer her not jumping into things with both feet? Kryptonian physiology this, invulnerability that. Not literally jumping on things with both feet. CLARK: Can we just not experiment in that department, please? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 “Sometimes ripping off the bandage quickly is the best way,” she countered. She wants to rip his clothes off? CLARK: LOIS: I didn't say that! CLARK: /gives Michael a 'can you believe her' look./ Quote He kinda does. For instance, he sleep floats. Only when female guests stay over. JIMBO: Sooooo, never? Quote ER: /shock/ What? I believe she said, “We’ve slept together before, you know,” Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 “And as I recollect, it was quite nice… sleeping together, that is.” Oh, when she was shot. Also when that crazy non-environmental woman was after her. CLARK: I don't know what she's talking about. I didn't sleep. Quote You evil, evil writer. /that's not allowed!/ What? /adds some buffer to my EW badge/ Why not? Quote Breakfast, huh? You've met Lois, right? Quote She going to spend her days on a treadmill if she moves in with him, huh? Why would Clark move the treadmill that Lex gave Lois to HIS apartment? CLARK: Nope, that sucker is toast. Quote LOIS: The reason why I lobbied for sharing the space underneath the covers. Also great for taking the edge off, plus, extra bonus calories burner, too! CLARK: Right. I've never had a need for a treadmill at my... oh. Quote Oh, it wasn’t actually breakfast. Also, she a bit jealous that Clark’s a better reporter than she is? Not jealous. Envious. LOIS: He is so NOT the better reporter. The better reporter doesn't have super powers! Quote LOIS: No, I’m not jealous. But I will be starting an investigation into the malpractices of the Kerth board’s members. Don't spread that around, Lois, or someone might steal that article idea. Quote Can someone hiding an alien invader be considered ‘innocent’? Who are you? Trask? Wayne Irig wasn't innocent? Quote Ooooh! It’s from canon! /clap/ I made reference to it oh... um... way back... um... in Section I. If anyone recalls. Quote Also, why she’s stuffing herself at Mike’s! Why not? Best cake in town. Quote Maybe he scanned the envelope and realized he’d have to make like a tree and leave? Good guess. But it was actually an emergency. Sorry. Quote Maybe it’s a prearranged meeting that combines companionship with a blonde with food and some legal exchanges? Hey! That's my story! I mean. I don't have any idea to what you could be referring. Quote What if he showed up dressed as Superman? LOIS: /damned if I do. Damned if I don't./ Well, they are trying not to associate Lois with Superman much, because otherwise he'll be accused of stealing Clark's girl. Quote Lois! Not out here n the open. She's picturing them in her MIND. Not out in the open. Quote Oh, those kind of sins. Envy. Not Lust. Give her a minute. Quote Oh, look, it’s gluttony that combines envy with lust Okay, another minute. FDK response to be continued... VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) VirginiaR #262917 04/29/15 12:08 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Continuation of response to Darth Michael's FDK Quote Hmmm… ‘her’ instead of ‘Lois’ since it’s present tense imagination? That makes sense. Thanks. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 professing that he will never be able to be happy until he makes love to her so thoroughly that she passes out from exhaustion and pleasure every night for the rest of her life. BARON TEMPOS: So, just once, then? LOIS: No, the rest of my life. What is he talking about Clark? CLARK: Quote Yes, it’s a fantasy that she’s modest and possessed by a modicum of decorum instead of wanting to jump him right then and there. Her fantasy. Not her dreams. LOIS: Or my reality. Oh. Did I say that aloud? Quote Well…that means he still has hope they will show up eventually. Isn’t that worth something? Optimistic florist? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 She wouldn’t put it beside Clark to have placed a tracer on her. ER: /suggests the magical kind/ CLARK: I don't do so well with magic. Quote Ooooh! I was right about the blonde coming earlier! LOIS: /mad/ Sooner she comes, the sooner she... LOIS: Blows up? Things are changing because this universe is starting to move further from canon. Is that okay? ALT-CLARK: But canon Clark and canon Lois got married. Quote Didn’t you say they hadn’t met yet? /ER doesn't like subterfuge/ That you knew of. Quote CLARK: /confused/ But Kryptonian lord are entitled to multiple professional caregivers… /huh/ Well, since he can't have sex with the woman he loves, he might as well curb the urges he has with... No, I wouldn't write that story. Lois would kill him. MAYSON: She wouldn't be the only one. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by WC 203 you off, because you Not sure about that bit of lint there… /tries to clean screen/ Not sure. I was taught that a comma always goes before "because". If not, it's just tooooooooo confusing. Quote It is so Clark knows that his new professional caregiver doesn’t believe his other professional caregiver. He already known (thought he knew) that they don't get along. Quote JIMBO: Cat fight! /hyper/ CLARK: /confused/ /help/ I don't know what you mean. Cat is in Houston. Quote Uuuu… ‘convicted’? Wouldn’t she have to be a judge for that? But it's much easier to spell than "prosecuted". Fine! I'll be correct. Geeze. Quote Well…given how Ms Lane here is a professed carrier of a scarlet ‘A’, maybe Mayson is a tad touchy about Ms. Lane here touching her boyfriend. Makes sense. LOIS: Hey! Quote CLARK: Lois doesn’t like my other friend. Maybe Lois isn’t such a nice person after all? Plus, Mayson won’t die of some horrible 24-hour bug when we consummate our marriage. Also, blonde, so bonus! On the negative side, Lois knows his secret and where the Kryptonite is kept. Quote Awww, he’s trying to play matchmaker. Isn’t he adorable? Uh... yeah. Sure. That's what he's doing. Quote Threesome with Lois? Lois only does threesomes with Superman. MAYSON: Then I'm out! Quote Apparently, Lois doesn’t know about it yet, either. The date? No, she know Clark didn't make a date with Mayson. He's not THAT stupid. Quote CLARK: /help/ She knows how to get Kryptonite. I really have to tread carefully now if I want to live past tomorrow morning. Yes, Clark. There's only a 50% chance she'll be the one to die from the curse. Quote She really has to put it into small words for him, huh? I know Clark seems denser than usual here, but his POV will prove he's just an innocent guy. CLARK: /points upward/ See my halo? Quote MAYSON: So? Doesn’t mean she reciprocates. Or has the emotional competence to do so in the first place. Did you know that I have a cabin in the woods with a big bed? CLARK: Can I keep your number, in case she dumps me down the road? Quote Doesn’t like to be reminded that she’s almost a year older? Or that it’s been a year and they still haven’t moved to the ‘third-date’ stage of their relationship? LOIS: Yes. She's not a big fan of her birthday. Quote Not ‘uncle Mike’? I guess that makes sense. Quote To be fair, it is a bit unexpected. Especially for Clark. Quote That second one really did almost wreck things. CLARK: Cooties! LEX: Na-uh. My mom had me tested. Quote Sounds like he’s hoping for a threesome. LOIS: Fine by me. See, only with Superman. CLARK: About that... Quote How about Superman? Mayson doesn't like men who strut. Quote It is. He can’t lie to keep Superman’s identity a secret. He does a worse job of it than canon Clark. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 “He’s a vigilante. He struts around town, thinking because he’s got all these powers that laws don’t apply to him.” GRAVITY: I’d like to file a civilian suit for that, too. Brilliant! Quote He’s probably his worst enemy. LEX: Hey! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 203 “I know you’re not, Chuck,” she replied, pulling him closer. “Just do me a favor and stop asking women out without me.” She really does want to go and pick up a nice blonde in a bar together with Clark! Perhaps that should read "without informing me first"? Quote So, will the blonde make a second appearance with a vengeance? MINDY: /wave/ ER: No, you’re scheduled not before part…350? Don't you want to see what I have planned for Book 3? VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) VirginiaR #263044 05/03/15 03:21 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote Thank you for continuing to read and comment. smile You brighten my day. You’re welcome! Quote Continuation of response to Darth Michael's FDK Oh dear. Sorry that it went a tad long Quote Lois only knows of one Kryptonian at the moment. Maybe he should tell her about that time-honored tradition? That way, he wouldn’t have to worry about her sharing his bed… Quote Do you mean that she could show up like she just went in search of the Super-Godzilla and he's say "okay"? Yes. He might suggest a sharing a shower first, though. Quote Um...Oooookay? After the "know" then? /stupid comma rules/ Yeah. It’s an introductory clause or whatever you call those, not one big happy sentence with two verbs Quote CLARK: /shifts uncomfortably/ Yes, I'm a HE. EW: Oooops. /confused about Clark’s gender situation/ Sorry. Fixed. No wonder he got issues! Quote Haven't we established that Lois has a vision problem? i.e. that she can't see what's right before her eyes. True. Maybe if she got glasses for her farsightedness? Quote Perhaps he's proving a point. You think he’s smart enough? LOIS: Or brave enough? Quote ER: /reads between the lines = "Lois wants to jump Clark's bones!"/ EW: There is a reason that this story arc is called "between the lines". Quote ER: /scratches head/ Is ‘tripping the patented Clark Kent overload switch’ your invention or was it some other author? EW: Points to over younder where little Michael dealt some cards. Oops, yeah, I might have done that. But the phrase isn’t in there. I think. No, that was someone else. Sue. Kathy. Wendy. Labby. Quote But that way she’d be repeating the previous action 9 more times? So, she'd skip his toes? I’d guess. Quote CLARK: /holding now empty bucket of ice water/ Nope, that worked just as it was supposed to. LOIS: /has boiled off all the ice water/ Does he really think it’s wise to poke the bear in its new cave? Quote LOIS: /can’t believe she’s going to make a man out of Jimbo/ Is Jimbo still available? JIMBO: Quote Because he wouldn't move in with her NOW? Or do what he feared? Yes. The sharing a bed and stuff… Quote She didn't say anything about sleeping together. She was just hungry for butterfingers. She really should consider that he might try to find some blonde and just keep things professional between them if she keeps that up… Quote LOIS: Hey! No sleeping on the ceiling! Get back down here! Maybe she could pull him down? Quote LOIS: /has just realized something/ When you put it that way... My place doesn't seem so bad. CLARK: Thanks. Thanks a lot. ER: You’re welcome! Quote CLARK: Really, someone was calling for help. I promise, Lois! He put a tape machine in an abandoned warehouse with him screaming for help on it? Quote Not literally jumping on things with both feet. CLARK: Can we just not experiment in that department, please? He’s adorable, isn’t he? Quote LOIS: I didn't say that! CLARK: /gives Michael a 'can you believe her' look./ Quote EW: I believe she said, “We’ve slept together before, you know,” /is deliberately obtuse. Like Clark/ LOIS: Hey! ER: Hey! Quote Quote: ER: You evil, evil writer. /that's not allowed!/ EW: What? /adds some buffer to my EW badge/ Why not? Quote Why would Clark move the treadmill that Lex gave Lois to HIS apartment? CLARK: Nope, that sucker is toast. New one? Quote ER: Can someone hiding an alien invader be considered ‘innocent’? EW: Who are you? Trask? Wayne Irig wasn't innocent? Also, I was talking about the Kents. Quote I made reference to it oh... um... way back... um... in Section I. If anyone recalls. Umm… Quote Well, they are trying not to associate Lois with Superman much, because otherwise he'll be accused of stealing Clark's girl. MAYSON: See? Also, Clarkie, now that you know that your girlfriend’s a hussie, how about you trade up? Quote LOIS: No, the rest of my life. What is he talking about Clark? CLARK: /does not believe in actually explaining that tidbit to her/ Quote ER: /suggests the magical kind/ CLARK: I don't do so well with magic. Also, that’s a heart. I was thinking given how he has super hearing… Quote Sooner she comes, the sooner she... LOIS: Blows up? Jealous? Quote Things are changing because this universe is starting to move further from canon. Is that okay? ALT-CLARK: But canon Clark and canon Lois got married. /does not like things to change/ Quote Didn’t you say they hadn’t met yet? /ER doesn't like subterfuge/ EW: That you knew of. /is not the most reliable of narrators/ Quote Not sure. I was taught that a comma always goes before "because". If not, it's just tooooooooo confusing. Yeah, actually I thought so, too. Until I googled for the exception case right now. Anyhow, this time the because clarifies that that was the reason why they wanted her off. Quote I don't know what you mean. Cat is in Houston. Quote On the negative side, Lois knows his secret and where the Kryptonite is kept. So, trump card? Quote Lois only does threesomes with Superman. MAYSON: Then I'm out! Quote The date? No, she know Clark didn't make a date with Mayson. He's not THAT stupid. He’s not? Quote CLARK: /points upward/ See my halo? ? But to be fair, he’s not smart enough to try and make Lois jealous on purpose. CLARK: Why would I try to trick her into wanting me? I already have trouble keeping her virtue intact until after our honeymoon. Quote See, only with Superman. CLARK: About that... Wouldn’t it be fun if one of the alternate Clarks where to show up? Quote GRAVITY: I’d like to file a civilian suit for that, too. EW: /approves/ Brilliant! Thank you Quote She really does want to go and pick up a nice blonde in a bar together with Clark! Perhaps that should read "without informing me first"? Quote ER: No, you’re scheduled not before part…350? EW: /scared by that prospect/ Don't you want to see what I have planned for Book 3? Oh, I do. And the sequel to the one where Lois and Clark met at splash mountain. And the one for Missing Lois. And… and… and… Oh, I guess I see your point Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) VirginiaR #263048 05/03/15 09:58 PM
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MrsLuthor Columnist Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 635 Ontario	203!!!?? I feel like it's been a really long time and I don't remember where I left off. Scared to start at the beginning again Glad to see it still going! Last edited by MrsLuthor; 05/03/15 09:59 PM. .talk nerdy to me.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) MrsLuthor #263049 05/04/15 12:37 AM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	MrsLuthor: I'm so glad to hear from you on the boards again! I hope this means you're a proud owner of a bright shiny diploma. Quote 203!!!?? Um... yeah. Quote I feel like it's been a really long time and I don't remember where I left off. Uh... if memory serves me right, it was a couple of years ago, putting you... uh... somewhere before Part 100. You know, where it gets really ~~Luthor heavy~~... (Oh, wait, you wouldn't know. /scratch that/ )... let's just call it "deep". Quote Scared to start at the beginning again Just what every writer wants to hear in the comment section of their overly-long story they hope everyone is sitting on the edge of their seats reading. Oh, wait. Just me again. Sorry. Quote Glad to see it still going! Like a bedraggled Energizer Bunny! Hope you'll be able to drop by more often! I miss your spicy comments! Last edited by VirginiaR; 05/04/15 12:39 AM. Reason: clarification VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) VirginiaR #263052 05/04/15 01:22 PM
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MrsLuthor Columnist Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 635 Ontario	Originally Posted by VirginiaR MrsLuthor: I'm so glad to hear from you on the boards again! I hope this means you're a proud owner of a bright shiny diploma. You bet! Just waiting on University decisions for September now (it's endless -- like your epic story :P) Quote Uh... if memory serves me right, it was a couple of years ago, putting you... uh... somewhere before Part 100. You know, where it gets really ~~Luthor heavy~~... (Oh, wait, you wouldn't know. /scratch that/ )... let's just call it "deep". Gahhhh you torture me so. Quote Just what every writer wants to hear in the comment section of their overly-long story they hope everyone is sitting on the edge of their seats reading. Oh, wait. Just me again. Sorry. For all of the right reasons, I assure you! Quote Like a bedraggled Energizer Bunny! Hope you'll be able to drop by more often! I miss your spicy comments! Most likely! No job for the holiday! Let me do a recap and then I'll get back to ya! .talk nerdy to me.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) Darth Michael #266480 10/07/15 12:52 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Originally Posted by Darth Michael Originally Posted by EW Continuation of response to Darth Michael's FDK Oh dear. Sorry that it went a tad long No such thing! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Lois only knows of one Kryptonian at the moment. Maybe he should tell her about that time-honored tradition? That way, he wouldn’t have to worry about her sharing his bed… Well, he would, but he doesn't know about them either. CANON LOIS & CLARK: Oooops. Our bad. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Do you mean that she could show up like she just went in search of the Super-Godzilla and he's say "okay"? Yes. He might suggest a sharing a shower first, though. I just had a crazy idea. What if Clark misinterprets the curse into thinking that if he "sleeps" (literally sleeps) with Lois then she'll die, but sex and other fun stuff isn't sleeping so it's okay. Sounds like a good story for you or Groobie to tackle on the other boards. LOIS: Come on, Clark! Why won't you stay the night? CLARK: I just can't. Okay. Just deal, Lois. It doesn't mean I don't love you. LOIS: It means that you're still looking for someone else. It means you have a fear of commitment. CLARK: No, Lois, it doesn't! I love you and only you! LOIS: Right. You love me, but you can't fall asleep with me. CLARK: Exactly! /kisses her cheek/ Thanks for understanding! , well, it's an idea. Don't know if it's a good one, yet. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Haven't we established that Lois has a vision problem? i.e. that she can't see what's right before her eyes. True. Maybe if she got glasses for her farsightedness? I gave her glasses in Missing Lois. Well, not her, her. Her secret identity her. Quote ER: /scratches head/ Is ‘tripping the patented Clark Kent overload switch’ your invention or was it some other author? EW: Points to over younder where little Michael dealt some cards. ER: Oops, yeah, I might have done that. But the phrase isn’t in there. I think. No, that was someone else. Sue. Kathy. Wendy. Labby. Maybe so. I think it's been used a fair bit, or at least the concept. LOIS: Who needs Kryptonite, when there's me?! CAT: This is soooo unfair! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW CLARK: /holding now empty bucket of ice water/ Nope, that worked just as it was supposed to. LOIS: /has boiled off all the ice water/ Does he really think it’s wise to poke the bear in its new cave? Um... no? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW She didn't say anything about sleeping together. She was just hungry for butterfingers. /nuh-uh/ She really should consider that he might try to find some blonde and just keep things professional between them if she keeps that up… LOIS: He won't stray. I know where the Kryptonite is buried. CLARK: Maaaaaaaaaaaa! MARTHA: What? She asked. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW CLARK: Really, someone was calling for help. I promise, Lois! He put a tape machine in an abandoned warehouse with him screaming for help on it? I could picture that! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Why would Clark move the treadmill that Lex gave Lois to HIS apartment? CLARK: Nope, that sucker is toast. New one? Why would Clark need a treadmill? Quote ER: Can someone hiding an alien invader be considered ‘innocent’? EW: Who are you? Trask? Wayne Irig wasn't innocent? ER: /whistles innocently/ Also, I was talking about the Kents. Oh. They were just naive, not innocent. He was the first alien baby they came across. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Well, they are trying not to associate Lois with Superman much, because otherwise he'll be accused of stealing Clark's girl. MAYSON: See? Also, Clarkie, now that you know that your girlfriend’s a hussie, how about you trade up? CLARK: I hear Ultra Woman's available. MAYSON: Quote EW: Not sure. I was taught that a comma always goes before "because". If not, it's just tooooooooo confusing. ER: Yeah, actually I thought so, too. Until I googled for the exception case right now. Anyhow, this time the because clarifies that that was the reason why they wanted her off. I hate loopholes. It makes grammatical law too confusing for us beat writers. Quote EW: On the negative side, Lois knows his secret and where the Kryptonite is kept. ER: So, trump card? LOIS: How did you know it was on his pinky ring? . . . EW: /will try not to compare real to fictional economic dictators, here/ Quote EW: The date? No, she know Clark didn't make a date with Mayson. He's not THAT stupid. ER: He’s not? CLARK: Why does everyone think I stupid? LOIS: Right. Clark's a lunkhead. Not a stupid lunkhead. CLARK: Thanks... I think. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW CLARK: /points upward/ See my halo? But to be fair, he’s not smart enough to try and make Lois jealous on purpose. CLARK: /confused/ Why would I try to trick her into wanting me? I already have trouble keeping her virtue intact until after our honeymoon. If she doesn't want him, will there ever be a honeymoon? CLARK: Good point. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW See, only with Superman. CLARK: About that... Wouldn’t it be fun if one of the alternate Clarks where to show up? It would, wouldn't it? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW ER: No, you’re scheduled not before part…350? EW: /scared by that prospect/ Don't you want to see what I have planned for Book 3? Oh, I do. And the sequel to the one where Lois and Clark met at splash mountain. And the one for Missing Lois. And… and… and… Oh, I guess I see your point Thank you. I'm trying to move the plot forward as fast as possible without bringing in the Flash. BTW: Flash and Gotham just were added to Netflix Instant list, so I'm easily distracted nowadays. My apologies. I'm still writing WC (just sent a new part to Beta) and I'm also working on a new short(er) story. I tried to keep it under 3 parts, and FAILED. /hangs head in shame/ Thanks for not giving up on me! VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) MrsLuthor #266481 10/07/15 12:59 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Originally Posted by MrsLuthor You bet! Just waiting on University decisions for September now (it's endless -- like your epic story :P) There's a ending to my story. It's just a fair bit...uh... in the future? Quote Gahhhh you torture me so. Hey, you were the one who thought her education was more important that my silly little Luthor plot! Originally Posted by Mrs. Luthor Originally Posted by EW Hope you'll be able to drop by more often! I miss your spicy comments! Most likely! No job for the holiday! Let me do a recap and then I'll get back to ya! Oh, dear. I guess I should answer my FDK more quickly. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (203/???) VirginiaR #266660 10/19/15 03:52 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote ER: Oh dear. Sorry that it went a tad long EW: No such thing! Funny how that works for stories and FDK Quote Well, he would, but he doesn't know about them either. CANON LOIS & CLARK: Oooops. Our bad. Told him about their Lord & Concubine games when he visited the last time? Quote LOIS: Right. You love me, but you can't fall asleep with me. CLARK: Exactly! /kisses her cheek/ Thanks for understanding! Quote I gave her glasses in Missing Lois. peep Well, not her, her. Her secret identity her. Quote LOIS: Who needs Kryptonite, when there's me?! CAT: This is soooo unfair! That Lois is a real woman? Quote LOIS: He won't stray. I know where the Kryptonite is buried. CLARK: Maaaaaaaaaaaa! MARTHA: What? She asked. Quote Why would Clark need a treadmill? For Lois. To burn off the chocolate she is eating to compensate for lack of nookie. Incidentally, also to compensate for the lack of nookie. Quote MAYSON: See? Also, Clarkie, now that you know that your girlfriend’s a hussie, how about you trade up? CLARK: I hear Ultra Woman's available. MAYSON: /didn’t expect him to trade up to royalty/ Quote I hate loopholes. It makes grammatical law too confusing for us beat writers. Which would make the editors the writers’ lawyers? Quote LOIS: Right. Clark's a lunkhead. Not a stupid lunkhead. CLARK: Thanks... /isn’t sure if he’s smart enough to recognize a backhanded insult/ I think. Quote ER: Wouldn’t it be fun if one of the alternate Clarks where to show up? ER: /likes the idea/ It would, wouldn't it? /thinks this has potential/ Quote BTW: Flash and Gotham just were added to Netflix Instant list, so I'm easily distracted nowadays. Have fun! Quote I'm also working on a new short(er) story. I tried to keep it under 3 parts, and FAILED. /hangs head in shame/ Quote Thanks for not giving up on me! Never! Although I did notice just how much more time I have had to work overtime over the past couple of weeks. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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