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FDK - Wrong Clark (204/???) #262920 04/29/15 03:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here As I didn't like how today's part sounded during my prep-review earlier this week, I rewrote / edited a large portion of it this morning. So, I apologize if there were more typos and grammatical mistakes than usual. They are all on my head. Writing has been much slower than anticipated since I started my new job. Instead of writing a part a week as I used to, I'm lucky to complete a part every 2 weeks. Therefore, I'm going to start a new posting schedule. What I'll do is continue to post every Wednesday as I have been until this story arc is complete (Part 209 -- see my TOC for a list of story arcs). When I have completed it, I'll take another hiatus until I have finished writing the next story arc. Then, I'll start posting again until that story arc is complete or until I have finished the following story arc, etc. I apologize for the delays and for any confusion. If you absolutely cannot stand the idea of another hiatus in this story, I am also opening up a third Beta position. I don't know what I'd do without John's and IolantheAlias's insights and comments (and not to mention comma & grammar corrections) and their stead-fast dedication to my insanely long story. Should you like to apply for the beta position, please PM me. Thank you all for your patience and continued readership! Please post any comments here. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (204/???) VirginiaR #262971 05/01/15 12:00 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31	Quote ************* Egos Bruise Easily ************* LOIS: CLARK: Quote He needed to tell Lois the truth… or as close to the truth as he dared to get. Oh my. He’s going to tell her that she’s just a poor imitation of the glorious reporter he fell in love with. And her defective clone. CLOIS: Hey! CLARK: You weren’t hot for me on our wedding night while the real Lois would have been… CLOIS: LOIS: And you think that’s a bad idea? ANOTHER LOIS: Want some Kryptonite, sister? Quote Enough to make her understand the risks of going forward with a relationship with him, but not enough that she would leave him forever. She deserved that much. So: ‘I can’t do a homerun with you but we can still play with third base and make you win’? Quote She deserved much better than him, his provisional truths, and his apparent naiveté when it came to women, : Quote but Clark was afraid that if he handled this wrongly – phrased the truth badly – he would lose her completely. For instance: I have a wife. Had a fiancée. Hooked up with my highschool buddy. And well in love with at least one other Lois. Quote but he wanted to delay the inevitable for as long as possible Couldn’t he lock her up on an isolated island fortress? Quote well, Clark feared she would end up with someone who would hurt her more than he could and he would be unable to intercede. Couldn’t he hover close and intercede when the creep tries something? Quote Although, he still didn’t understand how Mayson had thought he had asked her out on a date. CLARK: Mayson, would you go out to lunch with me tomorrow? Quote In his old dimension, Clark hadn’t been an active dater, having been in a relationship with Lana for so long Yeah, I guess picking out basically random women who send him panties via e-mail for a complimentary dinner and some calories burning afterwards wouldn’t be called dating. Quote He didn’t know all the ins and outs and, shamefully, all the lingo and code words one used in dating Like ‘want to come in for coffee’ means ‘let’s get naked’ or ‘I want to move in with you’ means ‘let’s get naked. Often.’. CLARK: That’s confusing. Why would I want to be naked with a roommate or while sharing a coffee? Besides, I prefer fruit tea. LOIS: Quote Actually, Lois had gone out of her way to clarify that every meal be counted as a working lunch or dinner, and not a date. That was just for tax purposes or to be able to charge it to the expense account. CLARK: I was? LOIS: Quote Linda King had hinted that she wanted to be more than just colleagues too, but he had always chalked that up to her rivalry with Lois. No, that’s because she’s easy. Quote Since Lois hadn’t jumped to the wrong conclusion that he had invited Mayson out on a date, Clark took it to mean that Lois had trusted enough in his love to know that he didn’t want to date anyone else. Or it’s that she knows he’s terrible at keeping a secret and how much Mayson detests men who defy every law known to women of science. Quote Just having those thoughts while she sat next to him, while they were out in public, was somewhat embarrassing. I hear that’s why the highschool boys carry their books in front of them. Quote Sure, sometimes, Lois died in his arms at the end of their lovemaking He really thinks he can last a day? Quote Sometimes, Lois rejected him completely or said something along the lines of how she wished he were more like Luthor in some way. Like possessing a forked tongue? Quote When they kissed, Clark allowed himself to hold Lois, but didn’t allow his hands to wander. Must be doing wonders for her selfesteem… LOIS: Maybe I should not have had Clark remove the treadmill. Let’s see, the closest Fudgecastle is at… Quote Thankfully, she hadn’t put any pressure on him until she had invited him to share her bed by rubbing her bedspread the other night Oh, look! He had noticed. CLARK: Quote The lack of her pleasure still didn’t make sense to him. She should be hovering out of her seat with excitement. Right. He really is a naïve idiot. Quote “Which of our stories was nominated?” Oh. That’s why. CLARK: Quote Lois had her hands folded together in her lap and she was staring at her fingers as she rubbed her thumb. Her knuckles were turning white. Don’t cha worry, dear. He’ll take you with him to the awards ceremony if you promise to kiss him afterwards. Quote Lois leapt onto his praise with enthusiasm. “Aren’t I? What’s the matter with the Kerth Committee this year? All my stories, even the ones we worked on together, are better than some lame, boring…” It’s because they think she’s a bad person for trying to marry Lex. Plus, her investigation is to blame for the sudden lack in personal funding of the Kerth Committee members. Quote I had been eyeing a new gown for when I was nominated, but now it doesn’t matter what I wear. Maybe something low cut, so he will get an idea about what’s on her mind for when they get back home? Quote “I’d much rather share the evening with you, but since you clearly don’t want to go, maybe Mayson would be inter…” Brave. Foolish but very brave. Quote and worship the ground that you walk upon.” He should have Superman ask out Lois? Quote “I’m sure she’ll forgive you. I always do for some reason,” Lois retorted. “And after the Kerth Committee snubbed me, I’m considering a boycott.” Maybe someone should tell her that there’s only one submission per publication and category? So, that means Perry selected Clark’s story as the strongest prospect. PERRY: LOIS: Quote “Then why did he act as if his folks had just died when I asked him about it?” he probed. Maybe he just found out that the two people who got medically experimented on in the retirement home where Jor-El and Lara? Quote “Even though it wasn’t you who was singled out, Lois, it’s still an honor for the Daily Planet. We’re a team. When one of us is nominated, we all are.” So, Lois won Ralph three Kerth Awards and a fourth one for Claude? Quote “No idea,” she scoffed. “Even he said that I’m twice the writer that he is and should have been nominated. Although, in all fairness, that isn’t quite accurate, being that it’s more like five times better than him, but that’s beside the point,” Lois went on. She’s quite gracious, isn’t she? LOIS: Why? He got x-ray vision. Super-hearing. Super-speed. And he’s years from the future. And with all those things, I still manage to beat him out on stories, so that makes me /counts with fingers/ yeah, five times better than him. Quote Additionally, if she didn’t like to boast, then why had she mentioned how many Kerth Awards were gathering dust on her bookshelf? Three sounds much less boastful than ‘multiple’ or ‘several’? Quote “Yep, you’re minha, and I’m not sharing,” he said, squeezing her waist. “I saw you first. I’ve got dibs.” Quite cavemen of him. Father Carlos: Plus, I’m legally obligated to abstain. Quote He could feel Lois’s cheeks rise as she smiled. “I’ve got an idea, but you aren’t going to like it.” Wear something even lower cut than the dress? Quote Clark looked down at his getup. Nobody in Stoke’s club was going to take him seriously. They were going to fall to the floor and laugh while holding their stomachs. He could not pull off this look. Clark’s going to go in as cougar bait? Quote “I’m not wearing this,” he called to Lois, who was changing in her bedroom. “It’s too tight.” Says the man wearing tights. Quote “Have you heard something, I haven’t?” he teased. Umm…some extra print in there. Quote “Hmmm?” she repeated, her fingers moved down the front of his shirt to his leather pants. Her focus never strayed from her hand as it worked its way down from his hip. Quote Clark said as his mind went to a horrible spot where an imaginary tabloid headline blared ‘Superman Has Fun in Leather.’ [img]http://liftmeupwardrobe.files.wordp...r_bar_police_academy.jpg?w=529&h=298[/img] Quote “Tough men with spiky hair who wear leather and sunglasses don’t get bothered,” she explained. Wanna bet? Quote Her lips were too red and her hair too big for there not to be a provocative outfit hidden underneath her coat. Maybe a habit? Quote Lois slapped his hand away. “No touching the merchan…” She hesitated. “— dise… no.” She appeared to be contemplating something, before saying adamantly, “No.” Did Lex just sour the idea of naughty roleplay for her? Quote “Buck up, Chuck. It’s only make believe,” she said, striding out into the hall. That she looks like that? CLARK: Quote So, I apologize if there were more typos and grammatical mistakes than usual. Actually... Quote I am also opening up a third Beta position. Actually, if work weren't so unpredictable, I might actually... But this way, I get to still enjoy the story and make happy notes along the way Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (204/???) Darth Michael #263080 05/06/15 11:17 AM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Yea! Feedback! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 204 ************* Egos Bruise Easily ************* LOIS: /whispers something to Clark/ CLARK: /feels as if she kicked him in the crotch with K-spiked heels/ That pretty much describes it... On to 205! Oh, wait. More FDK. My bad. Quote Oh my. He’s going to tell her that she’s just a poor imitation of the glorious reporter he fell in love with. And her defective clone. CLOIS: Hey! CLARK: You weren’t hot for me on our wedding night while the real Lois would have been… CLOIS: /tries to remember that far back/ CLOIS: I did change my mind, eventually! Quote LOIS: And you think that’s a bad idea? /mad/ CLARK: What?! It's not as if the curse would have been in effect since she's a clone, right? So, win-win. Right? Quote ANOTHER LOIS: Want some Kryptonite, sister? CLARK: Quote So: ‘I can’t do a homerun with you but we can still play with third base and make you win’? CLARK: /flips through medieval manual on what constitutes "consummation"/ LOIS: You do know that foreplay wasn't invited until women stopped being considered chattel, right? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 204 She deserved much better than him, his provisional truths, and his apparent naiveté when it came to women, ER: /suggests it's time to bring in the DEA/ CLARK: And that's supposed to be an improvement? LOIS: I'm with the lunkhead on this one. CLARK: Does that mean you agree with me or not? LOIS: Jimbo! You're up! Oh, wait. You dated my sister. Never mind. JIMBO: LOIS: I give up and moving to Gotham City. Maybe there's an honest, decent man living there. : I'm afraid not. Quote For instance: I have a wife. Had a fiancée. Hooked up with my highschool buddy. And well in love with at least one other Lois. CLARK: Yes, that would be an example of "wrong". Quote Couldn’t he lock her up on an isolated island fortress? Unlike Lex Luthor, Clark only wants Lois if she's willing. (i.e. Lex did too, but he kept your idea as his fall back plan.) Quote Couldn’t he hover close and intercede when the creep tries something? MAYSON: She's want me to issue a restraining order against Superman? Doesn't he keep saving her life on a daily basis? HENDERSON: I know, that's what I told her, but she said she has her reasons to risk it. Quote CLARK: Mayson, would you go out to lunch with me tomorrow? CLARK: Exactly. I didn't say "on a date"! Also, lunch... not dinner. Quote Yeah, I guess picking out basically random women who send him panties via e-mail for a complimentary dinner and some calories burning afterwards wouldn’t be called dating. CLARK: I didn't do that. After I met Lois, it was either her or nobody. LOIS: I get that reaction, a lot. Quote Like ‘want to come in for coffee’ means ‘let’s get naked’ or ‘I want to move in with you’ means ‘let’s get naked. Often.’. CLARK: That’s confusing. Why would I want to be naked with a roommate or while sharing a coffee? Besides, I prefer fruit tea. LOIS: /razz/ Actually, this Clark isn't as big a tea drinker as canon Clark. Quote That was just for tax purposes or to be able to charge it to the expense account. CLARK: I was? LOIS: /razz/ CLARK: But I don't charge for my services. Quote No, that’s because she’s easy. CLARK: Totally didn't get that vibe. LOIS: He really is too innocent for his own good. Then, again, he did befriend Cat, so his slut-dar must be on the fritz. Quote Or it’s that she knows he’s terrible at keeping a secret and how much Mayson detests men who defy every law known to women of science. Only if it means more paperwork for her. Quote I hear that’s why the highschool boys carry their books in front of them. That makes sense. Quote He really thinks he can last a day? You're absolutely correct. There is a possibility that Lois will survive the curse, and he'll die. Quote Like possessing a forked tongue? LOIS: I really liked it when Lex did XYZ for me. LEX: Wait. What? That's not right. I never did anything for that woman that didn't benefit me first. Quote Must be doing wonders for her selfesteem… LOIS: Maybe I should not have had Clark remove the treadmill. Let’s see, the closest Fudgecastle is at… He's still kissing her passionately. Quote Oh, look! He had noticed. CLARK: /Yep, I only act like a lunkhead./ LOIS: Oh, really? Quote Right. He really is a naïve idiot. Or never seen Lois really happy. Quote Oh. That’s why. CLARK: /confused/ He's a good guy. Of course he'd assume she was nominated. Quote Don’t cha worry, dear. He’ll take you with him to the awards ceremony if you promise to kiss him afterwards. CLARK: I know! Why is she so upset? Quote It’s because they think she’s a bad person for trying to marry Lex. Plus, her investigation is to blame for the sudden lack in personal funding of the Kerth Committee members. All could be possible. LOIS: Bias, I say! They are biased against me! Quote Maybe something low cut, so he will get an idea about what’s on her mind for when they get back home? LOIS: Maybe I should just something from Cat's almost-not-there collection. He needs a BIG hint. Quote Brave. Foolish but very brave. CLARK: So... too soon for jokes? Quote He should have Superman ask out Lois? Superman wasn't nominated for a Kerth Award. Quote Maybe someone should tell her that there’s only one submission per publication and category? So, that means Perry selected Clark’s story as the strongest prospect. PERRY: /help/ LOIS: /mad/ PERRY: /starts shaking his finger at her/ Because of your actions, Lane, I had to call that no-good criminal billionaire my boss. AND, he replaced me with a snivel nosed frat boy. AND he blew up my baby! LOIS: Still... Quote Maybe he just found out that the two people who got medically experimented on in the retirement home where Jor-El and Lara? Oh. That's just sad. CLARK: How can you even joke about such things? Quote So, Lois won Ralph three Kerth Awards and a fourth one for Claude? She won one for Claude. LOIS: Inadvertently. EW: But Ralph only joined the DP for less than a year. He came on after the Messenger story and left before 1994 Kerth Awards. Quote She’s quite gracious, isn’t she? LOIS: Why? He got x-ray vision. Super-hearing. Super-speed. And he’s years from the future. And with all those things, I still manage to beat him out on stories, so that makes me /counts with fingers/ yeah, five times better than him. She's just being honest. PERRY: And tactful. CLARK: That's tactful? PERRY: For Lois, yes. Quote Three sounds much less boastful than ‘multiple’ or ‘several’? I was going for "she couldn't help herself." Quote Quite cavemen of him. Father Carlos: Plus, I’m legally obligated to abstain. Some women like their men to playact like cavemen, sometimes. Quote Wear something even lower cut than the dress? CLARK: Do we really need to catch these sound robbers? Quote /confused/ Clark’s going to go in as cougar bait? LOIS: He needs to blend in. Quote Says the man wearing tights. No. Superman wears tights. Clark wears suits. Big difference. Quote Umm…some extra print in there. Ooops. Thanks. Fixed. Quote ER: /WHERE exactly is her hand going "down" from his hip?/ Down his thigh. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 204 Clark said as his mind went to a horrible spot where an imaginary tabloid headline blared ‘Superman Has Fun in Leather.’ ER: /imagines scene from his favorite PA movie/ Yep. That's what Clark's afraid of. Quote Maybe a habit? Doubtful, if she's going to the Stoke Club. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 204 Lois slapped his hand away. “No touching the merchan…” She hesitated. “— dise… no.” She appeared to be contemplating something, before saying adamantly, “No.” Did Lex just sour the idea of naughty roleplay for her? No. She's debating on whether letting him see and touch would increase his desire or sate it. Perhaps the unknown, or the not-knowing, will... um... stoke his fire. Quote That she looks like that? CLARK: /mecry/ Her flirting with Stoke is make believe. CLARK: phew. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW So, I apologize if there were more typos and grammatical mistakes than usual. Actually... The usual amount? Quote Actually, if work weren't so unpredictable, I might actually... But this way, I get to still enjoy the story and make happy notes along the way ... Thanks, Michael, for considering it. I'm happy for FDK either way. I just wanted to allow anyone (possible lurkers out there) who didn't want more delays to know that there was always another route available to read my story. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (204/???) VirginiaR #263259 05/14/15 02:33 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31	Quote That pretty much describes it... On to 205! Oh, wait. More FDK. My bad. Quote CLARK: You weren’t hot for me on our wedding night while the real Lois would have been… CLOIS: /tries to remember that far back/ CLOIS: /thinks she’s got a great idea/ I did change my mind, eventually! LOIS: And she thinks this is helping her cause? Quote CLARK: What?! It's not as if the curse would have been in effect since she's a clone, right? So, win-win. Right? /crickets/ Quote ANOTHER LOIS: Want some Kryptonite, sister? CLARK: /I never touched her. It wasn’t even my idea. Who is she? It’s obvious that she’s not you!/ Quote CLARK: /flips through medieval manual on what constitutes "consummation"/ LOIS: You do know that foreplay wasn't invited until women stopped being considered chattel, right? Although, there is a Loisette and Sir Charles fic on the dark archives… Quote CLARK: And that's supposed to be an improvement? LOIS: I'm with the lunkhead on this one. CLARK: /no idea what’s up with her this time. But she got Kryptonite, so I better not tick her off by saying the wrong thing./ Does that mean you agree with me or not? LOIS: /He said the wrong thing/ Jimbo! You're up! Oh, wait. You dated my sister. Never mind. JIMBO: /no three-way with the Lane sisters. Dagnabitt/ LOIS: I give up and moving to Gotham City. Maybe there's an honest, decent man living there. BATMAN: /that trainwreckcauser better stay far away from my beautiful, peaceful city/ I'm afraid not. Quote Unlike Lex Luthor, Clark only wants Lois if she's willing. (i.e. Lex did too, but he kept your idea as his fall back plan.) But nobody said anything about consummation. Just about not letting her go. Quote MAYSON: She's want me to issue a restraining order against Superman? Doesn't he keep saving her life on a daily basis? HENDERSON: I know, that's what I told her, but she said she has her reasons to risk it. That should be a fun fic! Quote CLARK: Exactly. I didn't say "on a date"! Also, lunch... not dinner. He’s cute, in a doe kind of way. TEMPUS: Quote CLARK: But I don't charge for my services. WWWW: Which is really wrecking the market for the rest of us. Quote LOIS: He really is too innocent for his own good. Then, again, he did befriend Cat, so his slut-dar must be on the fritz CLARK: Cat’s not a slut. She’s married. With a child on the way. Quote He really thinks he can last a day? EW: You're absolutely correct. There is a possibility that Lois will survive the curse, and he'll die. Quote He's still kissing her passionately. But without hands! Quote Oh, look! He had noticed. CLARK: /Yep, I only act like a lunkhead./ LOIS: Oh, really? Oops? Quote Don’t cha worry, dear. He’ll take you with him to the awards ceremony if you promise to kiss him afterwards. CLARK: I know! Why is she so upset? LOIS: Quote LOIS: Maybe I should just something from Cat's almost-not-there collection. He needs a BIG hint. Yes, but wouldn’t that be embarrassing when he’s standing in front of the entire audience, trying to fumble together two sentences that don’t involve Lois and her dress? Quote Brave. Foolish but very brave. CLARK: So... too soon for jokes? LOIS: Quote Superman wasn't nominated for a Kerth Award. But couldn’t he have still shown up. He could have said that he’s Clark Kent’s date and since Clark couldn’t make it (held hostage by a super villain) he took Lois with him? Quote PERRY: /starts shaking his finger at her/ Because of your actions, Lane, I had to call that no-good criminal billionaire my boss. AND, he replaced me with a snivel nosed frat boy. AND he blew up my baby! LOIS: Still... Quote Oh. That's just sad. CLARK: /just got kicked where it hurts/ How can you even joke about such things? ER: /points at muse/ She’s the evil one! Quote EW: But Ralph only joined the DP for less than a year. He came on after the Messenger story and left before 1994 Kerth Awards. ‘left’ LOIS: No longer showing up for work does constitute ‘leaving’, doesn’t it? Quote Some women like their men to playact like cavemen, sometimes. : Quote No. Superman wears tights. Clark wears suits. Big difference. Right. Like one is lying and the other’s just not telling her things? LOIS: Exactly. CLARK: Quote No. She's debating on whether letting him see and touch would increase his desire or sate it. Perhaps the unknown, or the not-knowing, will... um... stoke his fire. Hoping to drive him to a breaking point? LOIS: Quote The usual amount? And certainly much fewer than one hears on today’s television. The number of ‘I’s and ‘whom’s is staggering. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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