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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

I know I should probably apologize for once again brushing aside the A-plot to concentrate on the B-Plot (i.e. romance), but I'm not sorry one bit.

So, is Clark a glutton for punishment or what? Comments go here to feed my voracious muse.

Here we go again!
Awww…she wants him to take her on a beach.
CLARK: ‘on’? That’s not grammatically correct.
LOIS: It’s not?

Isn’t he always on call?

Nobody ever buys her chocolates for her birthday?

She thought he wanted to take her on a beach and he wanted to take her to dinner?

Yes. The Flash needs about 5 miles of straight track to get up to the speed of sound. And that guy can deliver a warm pizza in 30 minutes or less from the other side of the continent.

So:
LOIS:
CLARK:

He’d have to start over in another universe, *again*?

So, all Lex would have had to do was kill Lois and make Superman watch, or well, send her body to him, to make the dense Kryptonian go away?
LEX:



She’s quite deceitful. I’m not sure she’s a fit wife for a superhero.
LANA: I’ll say. He dumped *me*! And I’m a blonde.

This time, he’d bring her to her apartment, check under the bed, and then kiss her good night on the cheek before leaving?



: I’ve now gotten this great new candles. See the lovely green glow?

Confidence issues?
LOIS: It’s been three hours since my last chocolate bar, okay?

Yea, all she’d have to do is turn on sports, or walk around naked, and he’d not hear a thing she’s saying.
LOIS: I’ll be out, checking out that new Intergang headquarter in the new Costmart.

See? Clark’s not planning on having sex with her. He doesn’t need a car. Money means nothing to him. And sports, well, he mainly goes for some obscure team from the heartland.

Oooooooohhhhh

Actually, there’s a lot of debate going on, all the time.



Compliments?

/points at Kathy B’s Camping With Clark/

Umm…I think some chocolate dripped off the s’more there.

That she wants to stuff herself full of s’mores?

Dip?

Yeah…about that…

She’s really roughing it, there, isn’t she?
LOIS: What? It won’t even have a fax machine!
Also, would a fully stocked RV have an air mattress? I always figured, regular mattress, since it’s built in?

It has?
Antarctic Expedition Ship: Look out! Some really big iceberg just calved.

Ah, that’s where he went! He’s hoping that Lois is up for a reunion with Rachel.

He could put some Kryptonite next to the bed. That way, he might be the one to die after all.

Oops?

Feeling dirty?

Lex had sex with a Lois-lookalike right on camera and showed it to you. He later proceeded to brutally murder her. Does that help?

Maybe if he had said that he forgot that he had a date with Mayson?

I’m not sure this is the best way to phrase things.



And he keeps digging.

How he would like to win with his girlfriend?

She ran off and joined the army afterwards.

Did he just tell her that he has very high expectations for her? That she really had to bring her A-game to make it worth the 1000 bucks he’s shelling out?

Aww…he’s keeping it for their wedding night, to make it special!

Oh dear!





Right.

The boring kind.





Michael

Hi Virginia

I loved this chapter! I defer to you as the author as to what is officially the A and B plots, although I confess I think of the romance as the A plot for the entire epic. And I like how you briefly cover the parts of the official A plot that don't change from canon.


So sweet!


Glad she figured that out!



Probably, but I'm thinking he's more insecure than anything else.

cuidadora: Thank you for commenting. Feel free to delurk anytime. Sorry it took me long to respond. I've had a crazy couple of weeks. Hopefully things will slow down in my RL for a while (the couple of weeks before school lets out) and I'll be quicker at responding.

Thank you. Officially, the A-Plot is whatever Lois and Clark are investigating, and B-Plot is their relationship. Since Section II was mostly A-Plot (The computer virus, Lois getting arrested, all that crazy stuff with Lex, etc.) I think that's why that section became so long. So, for this next section (the current section) I'll focus a bit more (i.e. 75%) on B-Plot for a while, just to give my characters a break from dangling off roof-tops and such.
LOIS: But I like dangling off roof-tops!
CLARK: And I like saving her!

I'm glad you enjoyed banter-fest... oh, wait. Were you referring to the part where Clark takes off his shirt? Silly me. Yes, he'll... oh, I probably shouldn't say.
But old paranoid habits are hard to break.

Well, he's no canon Clark, but at least he has an ideal to look up to.
CLARK: What are you talking about, EW? The only thing I envy of that guy is his curse-free existence.

Thank you for reading.

Hi Virginia
No need to apologize. I totally understand being busy.

Sorry for the confusion. I meant the banter-fest.

Hi cuidadora:

Sooooo, I should call Clark and tell him to put his clothes back on?
LOIS: Never!

Just teasing. More bantering in the parts to come. Soon you all will be begging for some A-Plot relief, right?

Darth Michael: Sorry about the delay, Michael. I still had this one on my to-do list and for some reason thought it was a response to a FDK response. Can I use the excuse of being sick, again? I mean again sick again. I'm hoping to be 100% soon. What a nice change that would be.

Weeeee!

For a first* time ON a beach probably isn't the best place, unless there's a sand-free hut on said beach. (*Wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Not with the Planet, only with the planet.

Nope. Never. /Sorry, that wasn't the answer you were expecting?/

No, she thought he wanted a one-night stand earlier in the year, not on her birthday.
CLARK: For the nine-hundredth time, *I* don't do one night stands.
LOIS: One night lie-downs whatever.

Well, in Strange Visitor (wasn't it?), Clark is able to stop 3 accidents around the Daily Planet bullpen in seconds flat without anyone noticing, so I don't think he needs to build up speed. And in Ordinary People, he flies around the world in seconds (micro seconds) bringing Lois gifts during the course of one of her rambles, so... she's got a point about him being fast enough to break the sound barrier across a room.

Pretty much.

Actually, that's KenJ's story. I doubt THIS Clark would be up for the torture of breaking in yet another new Lois.

Technically, that was Luthor's original honeymoon plan, until Revenge addled his brain into being obsessed with Lois and he decided he wanted to keep her alive. (Or was it pure love, one of the two.)
LEX: Oh, no. I didn't, did I? Oh, that's just... kill me. Kill me now.

You've met Lois, right?

It's not as if Superman is a politician.
CLARK: Anyway, she'd be marrying me, not Superman.

Technically, YOU dumped him, honey.

LOIS: Wow. Mr. Excitement.

LOIS: Pretty. Most people don't use candles in the daylight, though.

No. She's still confident about landing Superman.
LOIS: Or flying him. I'm not picky.

CLARK: Yeah. Whatever, Lois. Don't die. You're blocking the screen.
LOIS: Don't you have x-ray vision?

LOIS: See, not being male is a compliment.
CLARK: Still not seeing that.

Not literally.

Arguing is kind-of their career description. I mean debating.

Too much? Or was Lois's admission that no one was more Male than Clark too surprising?

Yes, fishing for compliments.

Fun story.

See, part of my grammar problem is that I use commas and ellipses (...) to represent pauses in conversation. Fixing... Fixing... Okay, fixed on the Archive version.

That's ever been in doubt?

Be one or go for one or both?

At least she's 50% right.
CLARK: How is being wrong, 50% right?
LOIS: I'm always right.

Well, the air mattress was originally in a tent, but then I thought an RV was more her camping style. Although, now that I think about it the only air mattress she needs is Clark.
CLARK: Was that an insult?

Only a bit.

The true reason we have global warming.
CLARK: Don't look at me. Look at Lois!

Um... No. Lois talked about eating hotdogs by a campfire and it reminded of his night with Rachel.
RACHEL: I most certainly did not.
CLARK:
RACHEL: Never mind. I guess we did eat hotdogs. My bad.

CLARK: Not helpful.

Perhaps that ocean water left him feeling a bit salty.

CLARK:
LOIS: No. Not at all.

He's trying to not lie as much.

You've been reading this story for years now, and you still haven't figured out that this Clark isn't good about phrasing things?

He's good at digging.

CLARK: Yea, that too.

CLARK: I don't blame myself for that.
RACHEL: Well, that makes one of us.

EW: /just joking/

Actually, no, since Lois is desperate enough to do him for free.
LOIS: Thanks. A lot. Wait. What?

Perhaps.

CLARK: What? I said I'd be more honest.
LOIS: He's just rubbing it* in to torture me, isn't he?

*being honest as opposed to other things.

She's a smart cookie.

Do you have a better title for this important conversation?

So, the nonexistent kind?

Hoping you've recovered.

So, glad you come to enjoy my ride... roller-coaster ride. Story. You know what I mean.

LOIS: Clark’s handy. I’m sure he could build one in a jiffy.

Poor dear

She seems to focus on the oddest tidbits, doesn’t she?

True. Seems they’ve never been overly consistent. Or maybe he was still recovering from Kryptonite poisoning at the beginning of Season 2.


CLARK: Better they die for sure than Lois dies maybe.


LOIS: ‘break me in’? ‘BREAK ME *IN*’?
LEX: Yes, you know, so you make a good wife and what not.
LOIS:
CLARK:



Yes?

Sounds like a politician to me.

LANA: #66. It’s always the guys fault.



CLARK: Always gives me a headache. Besides, you’re wearing a lead-lined costume.

Their relationship’s a job?

The first one made for a fun response

Yes. Funny aside, I never hear a pause in ‘Hold it right there’. Hm… I think I’d actually use a full stop if I needed a real pause.

As her primary motivation? Yeah, kinda…

Second one.
LOIS: Both.



/points at Home series/ No, not really.

LOIS: Did he just say I’m so hot, I cause global warming?
ER: See? The ending of Another Lois *was* all her fault!

Naughty!

What?
LEX: Very helpful!

But it did help to distract him. Wasn’t that the point?

ER: Especially lies that might get Lois to buy him a new watch?

What?



Oops?

Oops?

Still lends itself to snarky comebacks, though

Yeah, but now the cheeks hurt from grinning…



Michael