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FDK - Wrong Clark (206/???) #263240 05/13/15 07:39 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here So... Is Clark a glutton for punishment or is he merely cursed? Perhaps he just has really bad luck? Or is this good luck? Let me know! Post your comments in this thread! VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (206/???) VirginiaR #263258 05/14/15 12:38 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote Where we left Lois and Clark in Part 205… *********** One More Talk *********** Oh, look, last part’s new chapter was just enough for a cliffy teaser. You’re kind of an evil one, aren’t you? LOIS: She’s prevented me from enjoying the Kryptonian fruit for hundreds of parts now, so what do you think? Quote Lois glanced over at Clark from the corner of her eye. “Would you have told me about Superman first?” CLARK: Why? How does he figure into this? Quote “Yes.” Quote “Would you have worded it better?” Telling her about Superman? Quote “It’s true. Nobody is quite like you, Chuck,” Lois said with a gentle pat to his chest. “It was horrible, though. Did you steal the idea from Mr. Darcy?” Pride and Prejudice? Quote “Oh, come on, Clark! Don’t tell me you’ve never read Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Prejudice’,” she replied. It’s not really on the curriculum in non-English-speaking countries. We got to read about teenagers shooting each other during the First World War and committing suicide just before graduation because they think they flunked the final exams. Separate books. Quote “Of course,” Lois said, waving him off. “It wouldn’t be an ordinary day without it.” Clark returned ten minutes later, carrying two coffees. He was learning. And no chocolate bar? Quote “At least, I didn’t insult your family or your looks,” Clark said, sadly returning to his defense of his atrocious proposal. “As Mr. Darcy did when he first proposed to Elizabeth Bennet.” Huh…Did he go off and read P&P during those 10 minutes? LIBRARIAN: I’m telling you, Superman flew in, asked for the 19th century novels section and went to town. No idea what got into him. Quote “There wasn’t a call for help, was there? You ran off to read the book.” Clark smiled sheepishly, admitting she was right. Does that mean she will have to go with movie references from now on. At least, until the Internet and Wikipedia make their come back? Quote “I didn’t like Wickham, though,” he continued with a frown. Lex? Quote Clark coughed. “Perhaps not the best word choice. If your sister Lucy ran off with Luthor…” And Lois would have been ticked off that Lex didn’t choose her? Quote And Lucy has more sense than to date a criminal. At least, Lois hoped she did. JONNHY: Quote “And it had been an ordinary day?” Lois asked. Like today? “Precisely.” Oh, God! Is he…? Asking for her to plant another green-K heel in his sensitive region? Quote “So, you’re not…?” Wonder if she’s hoping or fearing. LOIS: I fear nothing. Not that that I’m hoping…well…expecting. Which I’m not. Expecting, I mean. Or hoping. What was the question? CLARK: If I’m going to ask you to marry you. LOIS: Yes! CLARK: LOIS: No! CLARK: LOIS: I mean… Quote “Much too soon,” Clark agreed with an obvious sigh of relief. No proposal while she’s having the curse? CLARK: Couldn’t they just wait until the wedding night and go with a traditional one year engagement period? Quote “I’m not ready,” Lois said, trying to make it her decision again. “But someday, I might be.” Clark relaxed back against the bench. “Someday sounds good.” He glanced over at her and she could see in his nervousness the unasked question in his eyes. Maybe she will be much more ready with another man? Like creepy a FBI agent or a creepy psychiatrist or the creepy son of a criminal billionaire? Quote She gave him a smile of reassurance. “Don’t worry. When I’m ready, you’ll be the first to know,” she murmured, leaning over to kiss him gently. “You are my best friend after all.” Awwwww! She friendzoned him and wants him to be her gentleman of honor Quote She really needed to stop picking fights with him. At least until they can make up in an…agitated fashion in some private location like the storage cabinet or the copier room? Quote “I don’t kiss my friends like that,” Clark said. CAT: Quote Caught, Clark sighed. “You mean more to me than just some ordinary best friend could.” CAT: Hey! I’m not ordinary! Quote “Do you want me to admit that I still want to ravish your body? Because I do,” she added with an extra sultry tone to her voice. Quote Clark flushed, his whole body stiffening into steel… and embarrassment? “That’s not what I… I don’t even know… if that’s possible, Lois.” I…think Lois would disagree with that statement. Quote “It’s possible, Clark.” “Why do you keep saying that?” he asked. “How would you know?” Lois smiled, and took a sip of her coffee. “I know.” Oh dear. Did she…? Should he mention that he doesn’t have his strength while he’s under the influence? CLARK: Or stamina. LOIS: Quote “Clark,” she replied, brushing his lips with hers. “It wouldn’t be our first time, you know.” Quote This time it was Lois’s turn to blush and glance away. “We made love when I visited you in the hospital during Nightfall.” Quote “I wouldn’t lie about this,” she said adamantly. “Right,” Clark scoffed. “I wouldn’t!” “Sure you would,” he said. “But I don’t blame you.” “Excuse me!” she growled. “Lois, you told me during my birthday dinner that we hadn’t had sex that night. He got her there, didn’t he? LOIS: I only said that I wouldn’t lie about having sex with him. Not about not having sex with him. See? Totally different things. Quote He ruffled her hair. “I’m flattered, Lois, I am. But I don’t have to believe you.” That pregnancy sure would come in handy right about now, now wouldn’t it? Quote “But I’m not lying!” she yelled, jumping to her feet and scaring a flock of nearby pigeons into the air. “We did too make love!” Does sound like a petulant girl, doesn’t she? Quote “Why don’t you say that a little louder, Lois? I don’t think they quite heard you in Gotham City.” Is it time for WHALTTA? But shouldn’t there be an entire season in between then…and now? Quote Lois could feel her anger boiling. “I lied to you then, but I’m not lying to you now. You have to believe me.” Once a liar, always a liar. Quote Lois sat back down with a huff, drumming her fingers on her leg as she thought of a way to convince him she wasn’t lying… well, this time. Maybe if she came into his apartment late at night, dropped her raincoat and ravished him in his bed? Quote “I didn’t lie to you on your birthday, exactly. I Clark-Kented you.” Oh, look. She’s going all Obi Wan on his now. CLARK: Is that when she’s telling me that she’s actually my sister? Quote “You asked if we had ‘mad, passionate sex’ in the hospital, remember?” But he wasn’t quite up to it? Quote He blinked, stared at her, and then blinked again. “I’m not seeing it.” Quote Lois leaned forward and kissed his lips. “You don’t see the difference between ‘hot, passionate sex’ and ‘making love’?” she purred. “I don’t believe you.” CAT: He never had sex with me. PHIL: Really? Really? Quote Lois picked up her coffee and took a sip. “If you had known we had made love in the hospital, you would have tried to stop me from going undercover to nab Lex.” CLARK: No! No, I wouldn’t have. LOIS: Uh-huh. CLARK: LOIS: CLARK: LOIS: You would have tried to stop me either way! Quote She glared at him. “Luthor is in jail, isn’t he?” Clark looked over his shoulder in the direction of Stryker's Island Penitentiary, tilted down his glasses a notch, and nodded before returning his gaze to Lois. He does realize that there’s clones available, right? Quote “No,” Lois admitted, her posture softening. “I was embarrassed.” “You were embarrassed about having made love to me?” he grumbled. “Terrific.” Quote “It was more than sex to me.” Quote “You didn’t take advantage of me, Lois,” he murmured into her hair. “I wanted you just as much as you wanted me.” So…’hot nurse’ fantasy can now be crossed off his bucket list? Since he already got ‘girl scout’ and ‘cheerleader’? Quote “You’ll still have that chance,” Clark said, brushing his hand through her hair. “Someday, when I’m ready.” Is he daft? CLARK: What? She could still be lying. Quote She couldn’t believe him. “And you’re saying that you don’t want to ‘ravish’ me?” He’s quite steeled himself for it. Then again, his bravado is gone now. Quote Lois brushed her hand against his thigh. “I beg to differ.” Maybe he’s a little ready? CLARK: Hey! Quote He took hold of her hand. “Mentally and emotionally ready, minha,” he murmured. “And, yes, physically, too.” Yes. I think he probably needs some time on a couch with Ari. Quote Clark held up his hand. “Even if what you told me is true,” he said, Oh look! CLARK: Once a liar. Always a liar. And I won’t entrust her life to Lois’s ability to tell the truth. Quote “And physically, I wasn’t hurt when we…” She cleared her throat, unsure what word to use for what had happened. “— in the hospital.” ‘played naughty nurse’? Plus, I reiterate the pregnancy conundrum. Quote “I’m so glad,” he whispered, returning her kiss. “If you had died…” She heard him choke on the word. …it would have been so awkward if she had contracted some deadly hospital bug while visiting him. Quote “Lois, it’s not a matter of believing you,” he explained. “While I was in the hospital, my body was weakened by Kryptonite. Making love to you at full strength would be another story.” So, maybe she didn’t make love with Clark/Superman/Kal-El because a part of him was missing. Two parts, actually. This way, the curse didn’t get activated. Quote She had no idea what she could do to be able to prove to him what she already knew to be true… well, other than the obvious, which he clearly didn’t want to try CLARK: Master Yoda always said, ‘Do, or do not. There is no try.’ Quote They were perfectly suited for one another. The ice Maiden and the guy who doesn’t want to have sex because he associates it with his former fiancée? LOIS: Was I just insulted? TWICE? Quote I knew the wind was too cold today, not to have a jacket. Am not sure about that extra print, there. Might be. Might not be. Quote You’re positively flushed and your heart rate just skyrocketed and your eyes…” That’s her horny-face. Quote “— your eyes are…” He swallowed. “— are… are… dilated… Wow!” He whispered the last word. CLARK: Wow…she looks just like Cat did when we went on that investigation of the male strippers con ring. Quote “Fly us someplace private, Chuck,” she said between breaths. “Now!” She sounds just about ready, now. Quote Clark clamored to his feet. “Lois!” he sputtered, taking a few steps backwards. “Are you sure you’re okay? I mean, you’re acting a bit Revenge-addled.” Quote “So, I’d have to be sprayed with Revenge to want you, Chuck?” It had helped in the past. Plus, it would be a great reason for her to bend the truth. LOIS: Hey! Fine. Lie outright. Quote “Clicked?” he repeated, again with alarm. “Did I whistle and buzz too? Is that how you knew?” They should go to the Nutmeg Room Quote Annoyed once more by his lack of self-confidence, she shoved his chest. The surprise of it knocked him to the ground. Oh, that could come in handy. Him on the ground. Her ready to pounce. Quote “What’s the matter with you? I’m trying to give you a compliment,” she yelled. “It’s not as if it was your first time.” Wouldn’t that have been awkward to come out now? Quote cold leaf-strewn ground Ooooh! Maybe a bit of punctuation here? Quote “Yes, a compliment. I’ve been known to give them out from time to time.” LOIS: Ribbit? Quote “You do?” he asked, ducking. See? Quote She harrumphed. “Forget it, Chuck. You’ve ruined the mood, anyway.” Hah! That’s how he could keep her alive. Pick a fight and insult her. LOIS: He’d prevent sex from happening. I would still go and investigate. Not that I’m not safe while I’m investigating. Quote Lois waited. She knew from the way that he had spoken that he hadn’t finished his point, and this sounded important. She wasn’t going to miss any more information by interrupting Clark. Quote His lips formed a line. “Hey, this is hard enough to admit to without the heckling from the peanut gallery.” Hey! The Author is hoping for those! Right? Right? Quote “Sorry,” Lois said contritely. “I’ll be good. Go on.” Oooh! She’s going to be playing the good girl. That should be exciting for Superman. Quote Clark winced. “You’re right. You’re right. I’m sorry.” Flattery will get him everywhere. Quote “What if I said, ‘I love your butt’?” he asked, snaking his hands down to her bottom and giving her a squeeze. Quote “— how slow…” Her lips trailed down his neck to where it met his clavicle. “— is ‘slow’?” About 15 minutes? Quote “I made a vow that I’d be abstinent until marriage,” he confessed softly. Oh boy. LOIS: He can fly. And Las Vegas doesn’t have a waiting period. Quote So, now the truth is out... or is it? Who should Clark believe? Lois or Wells? I think he’s already married so it doesn’t matter anyway. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (206/???) Darth Michael #263349 05/17/15 04:36 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Thank you for continuing FDK. You brighten my day. Thank you. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by WC 206 & EW Where we left Lois and Clark in Part 205… *********** One More Talk *********** [/quote Oh, look, last part’s new chapter was just enough for a cliffy teaser. You’re kind of an evil one, aren’t you? Originally the chapter title was "One Last Talk" but then I realized, they're still talking after this scene. Yes, I add a bit of Part 206 into Part 205, because otherwise it would have been a tad short. Quote LOIS: She’s prevented me from enjoying the Kryptonian fruit for hundreds of parts now, so what do you think? Why, look at the time. I really should be... Quote CLARK: /confused/ Why? How does he figure into this? /huh/ Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “Yes.” ER: /flabbergasted/ Oh, ye of little faith. If you reach in to the back recesses of your mind you'll remember that he had been trying to Lois for months before he proposed. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW “Would you have worded it better?” Telling her about Superman? The proposal. Also, she figured out the SM thing all on her own. LOIS: Technically, his lips helped. Quote Originally Posted by WC 206 “It’s true. Nobody is quite like you, Chuck,” Lois said with a gentle pat to his chest. “It was horrible, though. Did you steal the idea from Mr. Darcy?” ER: /guessing/Pride and Prejudice? Yes, THAT Mr. Darcy. Quote It’s not really on the curriculum in non-English-speaking countries. We got to read about teenagers shooting each other during the First World War and committing suicide just before graduation because they think they flunked the final exams. Separate books. Wow. That sounds depressing. Truth be told I didn't read it until spent a year abroad in Germany and read through the English language section of the library, which was full of American/British classics. Then, again, who knows what the reading assignments might be at Krypton High. Quote And no chocolate bar? CLARK: Great. And here I thought I was doing well. LOIS: Yes, Clark, if you had brought me chocolate bar, then we'd have to discuss ways for me to work off those calories. Quote Huh…Did he go off and read P&P during those 10 minutes? LIBRARIAN: I’m telling you, Superman flew in, asked for the 19th century novels section and went to town. No idea what got into him. CLARK: I plead the Fifth. Quote Does that mean she will have to go with movie references from now on. At least, until the Internet and Wikipedia make their come back? Good thing he's a speed reader. Also, the good adaptation (with Colin Firth) doesn't get released for another year. Maybe I'll have them watch it together (all 6 hours of it), cuddling on the couch. LOIS: 6 hours and all I get is cuddling? CLARK: I or you, depending on the location, would probably have to stay the night. LOIS: Okay, then. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “I didn’t like Wickham, though,” he continued with a frown. Lex? No, actually, Lex liked Wickham. LEX: He saw a rich female he liked and he just took her. He figured after he de-flowered the girl (of 16), her parents or guardians would insist that they be married. Smart man! I should have done that with Lois. Quote And Lois would have been ticked off that Lex didn’t choose her? Lucy was an easier target. LEX: She dances in the shower as well as she put out. Two qualities that Lois does not have. LOIS: It wouldn't be the first time some guy dumped me because I wouldn't go to bed with him. Patience is a virtue, you know. Lex does know that he'll die a slow and painful death if he touches one hair on Lucy's head. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 And Lucy has more sense than to date a criminal. At least, Lois hoped she did. JONNHY: /wave/ Hmmmm. I wonder... Quote Asking for her to plant another green-K heel in his sensitive region? LOIS: What does Michael mean by "another"?! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “So, you’re not…?” Wonder if she’s hoping or fearing. LOIS: I fear nothing. Not that that I’m hoping…well…expecting. Which I’m not. Expecting, I mean. Or hoping. What was the question? CLARK: If I’m going to ask you to marry you. LOIS: Yes! CLARK: /Deary me! What have I done?/ LOIS: No! CLARK: /She doesn't want to marry me? That's even worse./ LOIS: I mean… Perhaps you should just stop, Lois. Before Clark decides to move into that hole you've dug for yourself. Quote No proposal while she’s having the curse? CLARK: /sure, we can phrase it that way/ ER: Couldn’t they just wait until the wedding night and go with a traditional one year engagement period? CLARK: That works for me! LOIS: Wait? No, no, no, no... He proposes and we're on the first plane to Vegas. Quote Maybe she will be much more ready with another man? Like creepy a FBI agent or a creepy psychiatrist or the creepy son of a criminal billionaire? Gee. That would be a shame if that happened wouldn't it? You forgot that Brazilian priest, too. Quote Awwwww! She friendzoned him and wants him to be her gentleman of honor /clap/ He might have deserved that slap in the face, though. Quote At least until they can make up in an…agitated fashion in some private location like the storage cabinet or the copier room? CLARK: But neither of those places have a bed. LOIS: Neither did the pantry at the Metro Club, but didn't seem to bother you. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “I don’t kiss my friends like that,” Clark said. CAT: /very disappointed by that development./ Except that she's happily married. CAT: What? Both Clark Kent and Superman are on my short list of men I can sleep with without it being considered cheating. PHIL: And your mother is on mine. CAT: /snatches up lists and tears them apart/ Happy now? PHIL: Yes. Quote CAT: Hey! I’m not ordinary! CLARK: Um... Cat, when did you developed super hearing? PHIL: I thought you said that the baby was mine! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “Do you want me to admit that I still want to ravish your body? Because I do,” she added with an extra sultry tone to her voice. ER: /passes out from the shock of Lois's plans/ So, Lois shouldn't try to seduce Clark? Gee, that would be too bad, because then I'd have to... well, never mind. I'll just slip those pages... chapters... into the deleted scenes file and start anew. /sigh/ Quote I…think Lois would disagree with that statement. So would Rachel and Lana. LANA: I wish I could've died instead of lived as the ex-girlfriend, ex-fiancee of Superman. Quote Oh dear. Did she…? Should he mention that he doesn’t have his strength while he’s under the influence? CLARK: Or stamina. LOIS: /thud/ I believe I covered most of those points here. Quote Originally Posted by WC 206 This time it was Lois’s turn to blush and glance away. “We made love when I visited you in the hospital during Nightfall.” ER: /believes that it's such a shame that Lois didn't get pregnant that night./ CLARK: You mean I really AM sterile? Terrific. /grumbles/ Quote He got her there, didn’t he? That he did. Quote LOIS: I only said that I wouldn’t lie about having sex with him. Not about not having sex with him. See? Totally different things. CLARK: Quote That pregnancy sure would come in handy right about now, now wouldn’t it? Wouldn't it be better if Lois gets pregnant at a time she wasn't engaged to a multimillionaire? Then there would always be people wondering if that's why Lex proposed and doubt the paternity of the child. I could see Lex fighting Lois for parental rights. Not a good scenario to get into. LEX: Well, if I couldn't clone Superman, raising his son (or daughter) as my own, would be just as close to the same thing, wouldn't it be? EW: Okay, this train of thought is scaring me. Quote Does sound like a petulant girl, doesn’t she? CLARK: I knew I should have brought her chocolates as well. Quote Is it time for WHALTTA? But shouldn’t there be an entire season in between then…and now? So, he's only allowed to use that line when she's officially turned down his first proposal? Oh, look. He did that last April. Quote Once a liar, always a liar. So, Lois and Clark are perfect for one another, then? Quote Maybe if she came into his apartment late at night, dropped her raincoat and ravished him in his bed? Only if she was wearing her Kryptonite pendant. Quote Oh, look. She’s going all Obi Wan on his now. From a certain POV. Yes, I guess she is. Quote CLARK: Is that when she’s telling me that she’s actually my sister? Quote But he wasn’t quite up to it? Then it doesn't quite count as making love. Quote CAT: He never had sex with me. PHIL: Really? Really? CAT: Nor did we make love. /rolls eyes/ VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (206/???) VirginiaR #263351 05/17/15 05:19 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	* The Continuation of my response to Michael's FDK * Quote CLARK: No! No, I wouldn’t have. LOIS: Uh-huh. CLARK: /tries to charm Lois with his good looks and dashing smile/ LOIS: /So, I could've had sex with Luthor and you wouldn't have minded?/ CLARK: /Uh, how did she come up with that just from my smile?/ LOIS: You would have tried to stop me either way! /mad/ CLARK: Yes, Lois lady pretty woman. She shouldn't be carnal with any man. Quote He does realize that there’s clones available, right? Lex only had one viable clone at a time and the last one dove off the penthouse balcony. Plus, Lex was so satisfied with Lex-C that he killed off Dr. Leak, because he was no longer necessary to Lex's plans. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “It was more than sex to me.” ER: /Poor Girl. There, there. Should I take you out for ice cream? I hear rocky-road is good./ Quote So…’hot nurse’ fantasy can now be crossed off his bucket list? Since he already got ‘girl scout’ and ‘cheerleader’? CLARK: I most definitely do not have such a list. Anyway, the only thing I have written on it is "journalist". LINDA: Quote ER: /Can't believe that Clark is being overly cautious with Lois's safety/ Is he daft? CLARK: What? She could still be lying. EW: Who? Me? Nah. I don't believe in fishes. Red herring anyone? Quote He’s quite steeled himself for it. Then again, his bravado is gone now. CLARK: Sorry, Lois, Kryptonians only mate in the Spring... uh... late Spring to be clear. LOIS: Uh-huh. And you call ME a liar. Quote Maybe he’s a little ready? CLARK: Hey! CLARK: That was my thigh. Thank you very much! Quote Yes. I think he probably needs some time on a couch with Ari. CLARK: So not going there. Quote Oh look! CLARK: Once a liar. Always a liar. And I won’t entrust her life to Lois’s ability to tell the truth. He doesn't want to rush into anything until come to the conclusion on who best to believe. Quote ‘played naughty nurse’? Plus, I reiterate the pregnancy conundrum. Actually, Lois wasn't dressed as a nurse. She came in through the window. Quote …it would have been so awkward if she had contracted some deadly hospital bug while visiting him. CLARK: So, totally awkward. Do you know how much time and effort I put into this universe and then to have to go start over again. Forget it! I'd rather be a celibate hermit. Quote So, maybe she didn’t make love with Clark/Superman/Kal-El because a part of him was missing. Two parts, actually. This way, the curse didn’t get activated. CLARK: That's my theory and I'm sticking with it. LOIS: Who are you calling an 'it'? Quote CLARK: Master Yoda always said, ‘Do, or do not. There is no try.’ LOIS: So "do" already. Quote The ice Maiden and the guy who doesn’t want to have sex because he associates it with his former fiancée? LOIS: Was I just insulted? /thinks it over/ TWICE? Yes. Twice! Quote Am not sure about that extra print, there. Might be. Might not be. Don't know myself. But you seem better at all this grammar stuff than me. Quote That’s her horny-face. Yep. Quote CLARK: Wow…she looks just like Cat did when we went on that investigation of the male strippers con ring. CLARK: Sorry, did I drool? Quote She sounds just about ready, now. I'm sorry, can you trust anything that Lois says. Quote It had helped in the past. Plus, it would be a great reason for her to bend the truth. LOIS: Hey! Fine. Lie outright. Quote They should go to the Nutmeg Room Sorry, what is a Nutmeg Room? A quick google search didn't come of with anything definitive. Quote Oh, that could come in handy. Him on the ground. Her ready to pounce. LOIS: In his wildest dreams! CLARK: Phew. LOIS: You're not supposed to be relieved by that! Quote Wouldn’t that have been awkward to come out now? It wasn't awkward? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 cold leaf-strewn ground Ooooh! Maybe a bit of punctuation here? Do you mean a comma after "cold"? Sure. I guess. As a recovering comma slut, I'm not sure if it should be there or not, but the more the merrier, right? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “Yes, a compliment. I’ve been known to give them out from time to time.” ER: /she has? When?/ LOIS: /What do you mean, I haven't!/ Ribbit? LOIS: Excuse me, I have a bit of frog stuck in my throat. CLARK: What did they do to you on the Space Station? Quote Hah! That’s how he could keep her alive. Pick a fight and insult her. CLARK: Seems to work for me. Quote LOIS: He’d prevent sex from happening. I would still go and investigate. Not that I’m not safe while I’m investigating. CLARK: So, you're saying that I should satisfy her to the point of exhaustion and then I wouldn't have to worry about rescuing her as much? Hmmmm. Tough decision. Quote Hey! The Author is hoping for those! Right? Right? Heckles? Um... I would understand them, being that my main characters can be quite frustrating. Quote Oooh! She’s going to be playing the good girl. That should be exciting for Superman. LOIS: Oh, Superman, help me. I'm a French maid and my underwear seems to have disappeared. Please help me, Superman. CLARK: Quote Flattery will get him everywhere. Yep. LOIS: Hey! Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “What if I said, ‘I love your butt’?” he asked, snaking his hands down to her bottom and giving her a squeeze. ER: /Can't believe he went there./ CLARK: So, I shouldn't be allowed to touch Lois above her clothing either? Quote About 15 minutes? LOIS: Only 15 minutes? Well, that's better than 5, I guess. CLARK: /humiliation galore/ I took less than 5 minutes? LOIS: No, that was Claude. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 206 “I made a vow that I’d be abstinent until marriage,” he confessed softly. Oh boy. LOIS: He can fly. And Las Vegas doesn’t have a waiting period. But Clark didn't propose. LOIS: Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW So, now the truth is out... or is it? Who should Clark believe? Lois or Wells? I think he’s already married so it doesn’t matter anyway. CLARK: Not-uh. Lana dumped me. I can guarantee you that I've never been married before. ZARA: Actually, this story will be tied up before that point in canon. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (206/???) VirginiaR #263505 05/24/15 11:15 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote Thank you for continuing FDK. You brighten my day. Thank you. Quote Originally the chapter title was "One Last Talk" but then I realized, they're still talking after this scene. LOIS: Barely. Quote LOIS: She’s prevented me from enjoying the Kryptonian fruit for hundreds of parts now, so what do you think? EW: Why, look at the time. I really should be... /is confident that hiding will save her from Lois’s wrath/ Quote The proposal. Also, she figured out the SM thing all on her own. LOIS: Technically, his lips helped. Quote Wow. That sounds depressing. Quote Then, again, who knows what the reading assignments might be at Krypton High. Krypton Sutra? Fifty Shades of Green? Quote LOIS: Yes, Clark, if you had brought me chocolate bar, then we'd have to discuss ways for me to work off those calories. Naughty! Quote LOIS: 6 hours and all I get is cuddling? CLARK: I or you, depending on the location, would probably have to stay the night. LOIS: Okay, then. Quote LEX: He saw a rich female he liked and he just took her. He figured after he de-flowered the girl (of 16), her parents or guardians would insist that they be married. Smart man! I should have done that with Lois. Yes, but he wouldn’t have been physically able to consummate their wedding night, though. Quote Lex does know that he'll die a slow and painful death if he touches one hair on Lucy's head. LEX: Syphilis? Quote LOIS: What does Michael mean by "another"?! The first one was metaphorical? Quote LOIS: Wait? No, no, no, no... He proposes and we're on the first plane to Vegas. CLARK: Vegas? I thought those where just make believe. You know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and all that… Quote Gee. That would be a shame if that happened wouldn't it? You forgot that Brazilian priest, too. Nope, considered him and decided nope, he decided to join a monastary, apparently. Quote CAT: What? Both Clark Kent and Superman are on my short list of men I can sleep with without it being considered cheating. PHIL: And your mother is on mine. CAT: /snatches up lists and tears them apart/ Happy now? PHIL: Yes. Quote CLARK: Um... Cat, when did you developed super hearing? PHIL: I thought you said that the baby was mine! Oops? Quote So, Lois shouldn't try to seduce Clark? Gee, that would be too bad, because then I'd have to... well, never mind. I'll just slip those pages... chapters... into the deleted scenes file and start anew. /sigh/ Quote CLARK: You mean I really AM sterile? Terrific. /grumbles/ On the plus side, there won’t be any credible claims that Superman fathered children. Quote LOIS: I only said that I wouldn’t lie about having sex with him. Not about not having sex with him. See? Totally different things. CLARK: /has trouble understanding Lois/ LOIS: Let’s see…Lois/Kryptonian dictionary…would I find that under L or K…? Quote Then there would always be people wondering if that's why Lex proposed and doubt the paternity of the child. Not if the child flies. MET STAR: Superman revealed — Lex Luthor is the Man of Steel! Quote raising his son (or daughter) as my own, would be just as close to the same thing, wouldn't it be? Plus, he could marry the daughter. Quote EW: Okay, this train of thought is scaring me. Quote So, he's only allowed to use that line when she's officially turned down his first proposal? Oh, look. He did that last April. Sneaky! Quote ER: Once a liar, always a liar. EW: So, Lois and Clark are perfect for one another, then? Hmm…I’m sensing a trick question… Quote ER: Maybe if she came into his apartment late at night, dropped her raincoat and ravished him in his bed? EW: Only if she was wearing her Kryptonite pendant. Because he’d be able to escape otherwise, letting a naked Lois standing in his bedroom, all embarrassed and alone? Would that be a wise idea? Quote CAT: He never had sex with me. PHIL: Really? Really? CAT: Nor did we make love. /rolls eyes/ Quote CLARK: Yes, Lois lady pretty woman. She shouldn't be carnal with any man. Why am I sensing that he includes himself in that statement? Quote CLARK: I most definitely do not have such a list. Anyway, the only thing I have written on it is "journalist". LINDA: /always happy to help/ LOIS: …and they haven’t been able to find Superman’s body since. Quote CLARK: That was my thigh. Thank you very much! /hands over gfic/yonder dictionary/ Quote Actually, Lois wasn't dressed as a nurse. She came in through the window. So, he’s done ‘Cat Burglar’ but still gets to do ‘Naughty Nurse’ when he catches the Kryptonite fever and Sam heals him, then waits in the next room while Lois takes care of Clark? Quote CLARK: That's my theory and I'm sticking with it. LOIS: Who are you calling an 'it'? Sensitive topic? Quote CLARK: Master Yoda always said, ‘Do, or do not. There is no try.’ LOIS: So "do" already. CLARK: Or ‘do not’. It’s a valid option. Quote But you seem better at all this grammar stuff than me. And sometimes it’s and an hour or two of research on the Internet. Quote I'm sorry, can you trust anything that Lois says. When it comes to her subconscious, yeah. Quote Sorry, what is a Nutmeg Room? A quick google search didn't come of with anything definitive. It’s over in the yonder archives. Quote ER: Oh, that could come in handy. Him on the ground. Her ready to pounce. LOIS: In his wildest dreams! CLARK: Phew. LOIS: You're not supposed to be relieved by that! She is quite mercurial. Quote ER: Wouldn’t that have been awkward to come out now? EW: It wasn't awkward? What makes this funny? Quote Do you mean a comma after "cold"? Sure. I guess. As a recovering comma slut, I'm not sure if it should be there or not, but the more the merrier, right? Yeah, it really comes down to whether cold and leaf-strewn both modify ground or cold modifies the leaf-strewn ground. It really is one of those situations. Quote CLARK: /worries he just got stuck in a clone argh / What did they do to you on the Space Station? Quote CLARK: So, you're saying that I should satisfy her to the point of exhaustion and then I wouldn't have to worry about rescuing her as much? Hmmmm. Tough decision. Quote LOIS: Oh, Superman, help me. I'm a French maid and my underwear seems to have disappeared. Please help me, Superman. CLARK: /will now be able to cross ‘French Maid’ off his bucket list/ Quote CLARK: So, I shouldn't be allowed to touch Lois above her clothing either? Curses are transmitted by touch. Quote But Clark didn't propose. LOIS: /not happy about the fine print/ Quote Actually, this story will be tied up before that point in canon. Yes, but if she showed up earlier? I mean, there’s stories where she showed up during Lois’s first wedding. 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