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I apologize for the delay of a day. I've been sick.

I hope you enjoyed Lois's further explanation of her motives. Comments always appreciated.

That was a close circumvention of "The Prankster." In the back of my mind, I recall him breaking out, but I son't remember if it was during the first arc (ep) or the second of his story in the series.

Christina: Thanks for reading.

When I re-watched the Prankster episode before working on this arc, I recall Kyle telling his minion, Victor, that he *hadn't* been released early for his good behavior. (This line is delivered much better by Bronson Pinchot than by me.) It makes sense that since the Prankster Returns is only 11 episodes later that THAT was when he busted out of jail to get his (second) revenge against Lois, Clark, Superman, etc. I figured the only way Kyle Griffin could have been released from jail (early or not) would be if Lois had been distracted and didn't know it was happening. This is why I had Clark look into it after the terrorists who took them captive during FlyHard mentioned Kyle Griffin by name. He, therefore, heard that Kyle was up for parole and alerted Lois. In canon, Clark doesn't learn of Kyle's existence (surprising that he didn't read all of Lois's career breaking articles) until Kyle starts to stalk her. Glad you liked my take on keeping Kyle Griffin caged, so to speak.

Sorry thisn slightly late. Missa have had bombat works again.

The manacles where in case Ultra Woman showed up?

Ding Ding Ding!
LOIS:

Why would he do such a thing? I mean, that’s sick and disgusting and totally wrong, from a moral POV.
LEX:
LOIS:



CLARK: See? I manage the truth for her own benefit!

CLARK:

Well, he’s still a guy.
CAT: He didn’t want me, so… /returns vote back into purse/

Oh boy.

Ooops?

Unless she’s pregnant and the pizza comes covered in Swiss cheese, garlic, and chocolate sauce?

/scratches at screen/ Hmm… No…that’s not on the outside… How those fruit flies get inside the screen…

He domesticated her!

/checks air for the smell of dead socks/ No, Miranda wasn’t here so why’s there a fruit fly plague in the city…?

Aww…
LOIS: That’s not how you keep your woman warm at night!

CLARK: Umm…returning my elderly neighbor’s video to the store?

LOIS: I’m sorry I’m late, too.

See? The woman knows what she wants.

CAT: Phil? Did you remember to put those copies of ‘Female Anatomy for Dummies’ and ‘The Annotated Guide to the Kamasutra’ into the mail?

Better than ‘I forgot the chocolate’?

See?





Ooooh! How is he lying on Lois?

Uh-oh?

Hmm…

So, somewhere before second base, then?

Or not.

Did he actually manage to be safe?



Oh dear!

Blue Man Group?



There’s an ‘s’ missing

/points at her password/

Or maybe women are just smarter?

Yes…/takes sample set of 100 Superman clones/ Perfectly average.

RACHEL: I certainly wouldn’t tell my mother that I had sex with my highschool best friend before going off to join the army.
LANA: Why would I want *anyone* to know that I had relations with an *alien*?

Things could progress and then stop, leaving Lois in a decidedly sour mood?

I wonder if Lex will get phantom pains when he has to visit the facilities after he sees Lois again…

/swats fruitfly/





CLARK: I wonder if that cotton is from Alabama or Australia…Hmm…



Funny how the perspectives differ, huh?

She sounds wicked. And sort of smart. One does have to wonder if his hand had arrived at its sleep-position on its own volition.



Probably because her temporal memory of him is reaching its conclusion…

A court session where the defendant or prosecutor wasn’t his girlfriend?

I think maybe a fruitfly…?

Because she’d be staying over permanently and then he’d never be able to sleep in his bed knowing there won’t be any accosting going on?







Ooooh! Buuuuurrrrrn!

So…break-out then?

Michael

Darth Michael: I’m sorry. I don’t speak Ghungan. Actually, my hubby made a good point this morning while discussing how to make my son Darth Maul for Halloween. He said, “They should have killed off Jar-Jar, and kept Darth Maul for the 3 (prequel) movies.” Okay, let’s re-write Episodes 3 to have Darth Maul kill all the children and Anakin to get blamed for it. Have Darth Maul and Anakin fight to the death (Darth Maul’s death) on the lava shores, only to have Obi Wan come to rescue Anakin, but then Anakin say he can’t be saved because he killed his brother (ie. Darth Maul). /See, notice the twist?/ Then Anakin pledges to Obi Wan to take care of his wife and children. THAT would’ve been a better film. It would make his “redemption” in RotJ believable. I’m sorry, Anakin isn’t redeemable after what I saw him do in SW3. /steps off soap box/

Oh, so you think Luthor is psychic too?

LEX: No, darling. Only AFTER the honeymoon.

LOIS: See? I manage the intelligence for both our benefit.

LOIS: See!

Good point.

PHIL: I knew I liked that Clark Kent fellow.

You do realize that not all pregnant women experience strange food cravings, right?

I knew I shouldn’t have done one last read-through after the betas had finished with it. Thanks. Fixed.

No, she just took over his castle.

It’s the dragons. They’re always bringing back dead things. Thanks. I’ll have the servants clean it up right away!

Well, it doesn’t suck.

LOIS: In Italy?


CLARK: It’s been months. Shouldn’t you have said something before now?

LOIS: Why does he doubt this?

PHIL:

Give him a minute.

Sigh. /makes note to stop being so predictable./



Not ON, next to.

What? You didn’t know that Lois was a Wildling?

Let’s just say “yes”.

Isn’t waist before 2nd base?

CLARK: Of course I was safe. I’m Superman.
BATMAN:


Color of his uniform.

Knew has an ‘s’?
Superman: Everything has an “s” in it. It’s very fashionable.
MAYSON: Please call me Mayon from now on.

Well, yes. But he hasn’t read any fanfiction on himself. That was canon Clark.

LOIS: I’ll take $5 on the latter, please!

With his clothes on, he figures his body is just as good as Jimmy’s.
LOIS: /pockets $5 after winning bet/ Thank you!

Sounds about right.

Or they could start, progress, and Clark might not be able to stop himself; therefore, leaving Lois dead.
LOIS: Don’t be silly, Clark. Women rarely die from childbirth anymore.

There’s a reason they put a sheet of Plexiglas between the prisoners and their guests.

Sorry, it’s the heat. It brings out the flies.



Isn’t it, though?

When he’s asleep, perhaps he lets down all that fear enforced by his control.

Possibly.

Often.

Just swallowed my comma? Don’t worry. I’ll get him another one. Thanks!

If Lois stayed over often, don’t you think she’d accost him at some point?

Because it was true or just funny?

Oh, would you rather I concentrate more on A-Plot? I can just delete all this B-Plot non-sense and go back to A-Plot if you prefer. No? I thought not.

Thanks for reading and commenting, Michael.

But…but…he also tortured people and blew up a planet in Star Wars. That whole redemption thing had always been a bit iffy from the get-go. I guess it’s much easier with clear cut good and bad guys, like you find in Game of Thrones, huh?

Who knows. He might have just tried to see what happens when he infused Lois with Superman’s DNA so he can have a more…interesting…challenge.



Yes, but it’s much more fun to use such tropes in interactive media. It’s like with the cake flying into the clown’s face.



You’re in…Season 2? Or is it a Season 3 reference. There’re so many dead things roving around.

But only if you don’t consider the intended alternative, right?

CLARK: Signora Carola emigrated from Napoli just after the War and she likes her Italian movies.

LOIS:



Evil minds…?


CLARK: What do you mean by ‘I know nothing’? /points at base #3/ See?

Yes. Provided that his hand did stop there.



Or, just ‘Mayo’?



Right…
LOIS: He does! I swear it.

But he’s fast!

Funny truth?



Michael