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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

Better late than never. evil


VirginiaR.
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“Excuse me,” he said, or he hoped he had said it, but his mind had already moved onto Lois just a few short steps away.
So, Lois-track mind it is?
CLARK: Lois? Lois. Lois. Loooois!

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Turning, he nodded to Lois. “You were right. He came back.”
LOIS: Good boy. Goood booooy! /eats chocolate treat herself/

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“I just had a feeling he would,” she purred as she turned her back towards their boss to face her new dance partner.

Clark took both Lois’s hands in his and drew her to his chest. He was about to say how much he admired her dress, when he heard the Chief exhale a murmured, “Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lord.”
I think he just realized why Clark came back.

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After a while, though not longer than a minute, Lois’s smile dimmed. It was as if she had clapped her hands together, smashing his heart to dust between them. What was wrong and how could he make it right?
She is unsatisfied and he needs to make her win.

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“Because you’re so stiff and formal. Did Mayson say something to upset you?”
She thinks it’s Mayson’s fault he’s become so stiff?
DILLINGER: It wasn’t not me!

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Finally, he pulled Lois closer so that he could shift his hand off her skin and onto the fabric at her waist. He could have just set his hand on her left hip, but she could’ve misconstrued that as him pushing her away.
Poor dear.

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Lois smiled. He had made the correct choice.
LOIS: Gotcha.

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“I notice that you have a scar on your back.”

Lois stiffened and raised her chin to look him in the eye. “I do?”

“Just a small one.”

“Of course, you’d notice it,” she grumbled. “Where?”
confused help Lex *did* steal her ovaries!

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small glorious imperfection
comma? url=http://www.cosgan.de/smilie.php][Linked Image][/url]

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“I can be Riggs and you can be Lorna from Lethal Weapon 3,” he suggested.
clap

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“Smile, guys!” Jimbo said, causing Clark to look up. A flash of light blinded him.

Thank God for Jimmy Olsen!
rotflol He does know about ‘the spirits that I called’, right?

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“Come on, Lois, you can give the Daily Planet a better smile than that,” Jimbo went on. “And no obscene gestures this time, either. It’s for the society pages.”
shock

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He spun Lois around so that Jimbo could get a shot of Lois’s back.
Really? He thinks it’s a good idea to give Lex a picture of Lois’s back so he can make a more perfect clone the next time?

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“Oh, shut up,” she grumbled. “A fat lot of good it did me anyway.”
Because she’s still wearing said dress?

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“Wally’s approaching,” Lois mumbled under her breath. “He’s staring at me as if he’s going to ask for a dance. I’m going to tell him ‘no’.”

“That isn’t very polite,” Clark replied.
Yes, but [Linked Image] would be even less so.

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“Howdy, Kent. May I have an opportunity to dance with the belle of the ball?” Wally asked.
CLARK: Sure. I’ve seen Mayson…uh…over there.

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“Geeze, Lois. If you don’t want to make Kent jealous by dancing with other men, why wear a dress like that?” Wally retorted.
He does realize we haven’t seen Ralph since he ‘left’ some dozen parts ago, right?

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“Well, that was embarrassing,” Lois mumbled.

“I’m sorry. That was rude of him,” Clark replied, pulling her back into his arms.

“No, you. Acting the big tough guy to Wally, as if my telling him ‘no’ was meaningless and I needed to use you as my shield.”
shock
LOIS: ?
[Linked Image]

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“Do you think I can’t handle myself against a sexist pig like Wally?”
He just prefers Lois not wearing orange?

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He sighed dramatically. “You know between the number of people who threaten you and whom you threaten, you’re my number one client, especially since Lex Luthor was put behind bars. Perhaps I should start charging you. I wonder what my rate could be.”

She placed her lips to his, softly kissing him.

Well, that answered that question.
rotflol

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Mayson probably thought that Lois’s choice of dress had to do with tempting Clark away from her, even though Clark was Lois’s date.
MASYON: So, she’s a criminal and a hooker.

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Lois shrugged. “This new thing? You should…” She sucked her words back into her mouth.

“I should what?” he asked, resting his hand at the base of her now covered back.

… see it wadded up on your floor.
Oooooh!

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His gentle hands massaged the back of her neck and the exposed section of her shoulders.

It was as if he had opened a bag of chocolate chips and only offered her one.
rotflol

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“You’re tense.”
Maybe a full-body massage?

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She had pictured two sweaty bodies entangled in sheets.
So, she *had* planned for prom night.

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Frankly, she couldn’t wait to take off this dress. The lace at the back of the neck was rubbing her raw. However, knowing Clark’s ability to fly off at the drop of… well, anything, she decided to suffer in silence a little while longer.
laugh Yes, otherwise, he’d have to…run out the front door?

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Clark’s lips broadened into a smile. “I like the sound of that.”

“What? Me changing for you?”
clap

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“I… uh…” His gaze drifted to her now lower neckline. Clearing his throat, he continued, “I put some clothes on the bed for you to… uh… wear.”
Oops?

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Clothes?
See? Oops.

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a positive step, if he peeked
Hmm…no comma?

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With the pants were one of her t-shirts.
’was’?

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After getting dressed,
[…]
Soft music filled the apartment. “I still have some vitamin E cream…” Clark said, entering the room and heading for his dresser. He drew in a sharp breath. “You’re naked.”
confused Is he x-raying unconsciously? Also, how does he intend to spread the cream?

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She wasn’t naked. She had put on those pajama pants he had set out for her.
Ah. Yes.

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“How do you expect to rub my back properly if I’m wearing a t-shirt?” she retorted.
She does have a valid point there.

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“No,” he whispered, and she felt the bed dip under his weight as he sat down next to her.
evil

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His pillow. The pillow that he usually laid his head on at night.

Thankfully, Lois lay in such a way that her chest wasn’t exposed.

He closed his eyes and imagined snuggling against that pillow later. What wonderful dreams he would have, knowing what had rested there before his head.
[Linked Image]

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“It looks a bit like cupid’s arrow,” Clark murmured, rubbing his index finger back and forth against that small patch of skin. It was pointed at her… uh… lower, very low back.
[Linked Image]

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He closed his eyes. “Because he failed you.”

“No, you lunkhead,” she said, giving his cheek a soft slap.
Huh. Did she just sit up while he had his eyes closed?

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He opened his eyes.
shock

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Her right hand slid from his cheek around to the back of his neck and drew his head down to hers, kissing his lips. She turned her body towards him a bit more and pulled him closer, deepening the kiss.
help

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So, Lois-track mind it is?
CAT: Duh!
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CLARK: Lois? Lois. Lois. Loooois!
rotflol

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LOIS: Good boy. Goood booooy! /eats chocolate treat herself/
Makes perfect sense. He doesn’t really like chocolate, anyway.
CLARK: I can so eat it without throwing up.
LOIS: /eats another piece/ Not worth the sacrifice, Chuck.

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I think he just realized why Clark came back.
And you’d be right.
CLARK: Because I love Lois.
PERRY: Riiiiiiiggggghhht.

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She is unsatisfied and he needs to make her win.
Well, yeah, but they’re in public, so Lois will settle for him holding her in proper dance formation instead.

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She thinks it’s Mayson’s fault he’s become so stiff?
DILLINGER: It wasn’t not me!
LOIS: Uncomfortably stiff, not good and stiff.
CLARK: huh Why would a dead gangster make me stiff?
CANON CLARK: [Linked Image]

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LOIS: Gotcha.
You say this as if it were in doubt.

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ER: /confused, before his evil mind goes dark/ help! Lex *did* steal her ovaries!
LEX: Why, yes, I eat them like caviar.
EW: [Linked Image] Okay. That was bad even for me. My apologies.


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comma?
Sure. Why not?

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He does know about ‘the spirits that I called’, right?
Sure, but Jimbo’s more Internet savvy than I am.

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Really? He thinks it’s a good idea to give Lex a picture of Lois’s back so he can make a more perfect clone the next time?
Actually, Clark wanted it for himself.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 216
“Oh, shut up,” she grumbled. “A fat lot of good it did me anyway.”
Because she’s still wearing said dress?
LOIS: [Linked Image] No comment.

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Yes, but /giving him a Ralph/ would be even less so.
Funny, the first thing that popped into my head was “What does Dan have to do with this?” Silly me. [Linked Image]


Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 216
“Howdy, Kent. May I have an opportunity to dance with the belle of the ball?” Wally asked.
CLARK: Sure. I’ve seen Mayson…uh…over there.
notworthy Total Genius!

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He does realize we haven’t seen Ralph since he ‘left’ some dozen parts ago, right?
Ralph wasn’t re-hired because he stole Lois’s notebook and gave her story away to LNN.
PERRY: That’s the official story.
LOIS: And we're sticking with it.
You do recall that Lois owned the DP and Stern had to agree to Lois's terms to get it at such a cheap price. Well, that's all I'll say about that.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 216
“Well, that was embarrassing,” Lois mumbled.

“I’m sorry. That was rude of him,” Clark replied, pulling her back into his arms.

“No, you. Acting the big tough guy to Wally, as if my telling him ‘no’ was meaningless and I needed to use you as my shield.”
ER: /surprised that Lois still speaks her mind/
LOIS: /doesn’t understand that reaction/?
ER: /Okay, I’m not that surprised./
I’m sorry. Was that out of character?

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He just prefers Lois not wearing orange?
Just keeping her out of orange and stripes is a full time job.
SUPERMAN: Tell me about it.

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MASYON: So, she’s a criminal and a hooker.
So, it’s Lois’s fault that Clark can’t resist her the way she’s dressed?

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Maybe a full-body massage?
Maaaaayyyyyybbbbeeee. [Linked Image]

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So, she *had* planned for prom night.
LOIS: I have no idea what you did prom night, but I didn’t do that!

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Yes, otherwise, he’d have to…run out the front door?
Yes, that would be very bad.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 216
Clothes?
See? Oops.
LOIS: It was only a suggestion.
CLARK: huh It was?

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Hmm…no comma?
Thanks. smile

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’was’?
Yes, but only if I want my subject / verbs to match. Oh, right, I do. Thanks.

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/Michael is confused how POV can give the same phrase 2 different meanings/ Is he x-raying unconsciously? Also, how does he intend to spread the cream?
No. And under the shirt. /I noticed you didn’t say ‘think’ probably because he isn’t so much./

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She does have a valid point there.
Again. Clark wasn’t thinking.

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Michael: /refrains from reminding Clark that he could snuggle with what’s touching his pillow right now very easily. He prefers to watch characters suffer./
Clark appreciates your restraint. Lois, not so much.

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ER: /thinking Clark has one thing on his mind/
And you could be right about that.
CLARK: I need to keep Lois safe.

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Huh. Did she just sit up while he had his eyes closed?
No. He bent down to kiss her upper arm (where Lex shot her), so his face was down by hers.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 216
Her right hand slid from his cheek around to the back of his neck and drew his head down to hers, kissing his lips. She turned her body towards him a bit more and pulled him closer, deepening the kiss.
Michael requires help surviving until the next part has posted.
Good thing it’s already up then. evil

Thank you for your wonderfully funny comments, Michael! wave


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Hi Virginia! It’s been…umm…/points at RL and such thingies…/ [Linked Image]

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Sorry that I’m running behind. Thank you for your patience while I catch up on my FDK.
[Linked Image]

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LOIS: Good boy. Goood booooy! /eats chocolate treat herself/
ER: Makes perfect sense. He doesn’t really like chocolate, anyway.
CLARK: I can so eat it without throwing up.
LOIS: /eats another piece/ Not worth the sacrifice, Chuck.
rotflol Always a reason to eat more chocolate, huh?

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Well, yeah, but they’re in public, so Lois will settle for him holding her in proper dance formation instead.
laugh

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LOIS: Uncomfortably stiff, not good and stiff.
CLARK: /is still a bit slow due to lack of oxygenated blood traveling to his brain/ Why would a dead gangster make me stiff?
CANON CLARK: /thinks this episode was quite vital in making Lois fall in love with him and is saddened that the other Clark won’t ever have a Lois because she won’t see Clark die in front of her eyes and come face to face with her feelings/
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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LOIS: Gotcha.
You say this as if it were in doubt.
Nope, I just had rewatched that episode from Coupling Season Two a little while ago laugh

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LEX: Why, yes, I eat them like caviar.
EW: /oh boy oh boy oh boy/ Okay. That was bad even for me. My apologies.
shock laugh

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ER: Really? He thinks it’s a good idea to give Lex a picture of Lois’s back so he can make a more perfect clone the next time?
EW: Actually, Clark wanted it for himself.
Clark!
CLARK: What? It’s not like I can eat chocolate treats…

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CLARK: Sure. I’ve seen Mayson…uh…over there.
EW: /likes how the ER’s mind works/ Total Genius!
Thanks smile1

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You do recall that Lois owned the DP and Stern had to agree to Lois's terms to get it at such a cheap price. Well, that's all I'll say about that.
rotflol
Couldn’t he sue because of wrongful termination and sexual harassment?
LOIS: Which he committed?
RALPH: No, I believe he meant so I would get some sexual harassment.

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“No, you. Acting the big tough guy to Wally, as if my telling him ‘no’ was meaningless and I needed to use you as my shield.”
[…]
EW: I’m sorry. Was that out of character?
No, I guess not. It’s just…huh She’d be just as mad if he hadn’t played the big, manly protector, wouldn’t she?
LOIS: And…?

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Just keeping her out of orange and stripes is a full time job.
SUPERMAN: Tell me about it.
rotflol

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MASYON: So, she’s a criminal and a hooker.
EW: So, it’s Lois’s fault that Clark can’t resist her the way she’s dressed?
According to ‘60s stereotypes, yes, it is.

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LOIS: I have no idea what you did prom night, but I didn’t do that!
laugh

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Clothes?
LOIS: It was only a suggestion.
CLARK: /did not expect this turn of events/ It was?
clap

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/Michael is confused how POV can give the same phrase 2 different meanings/
Yeah, I know. blush
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wink

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Is he x-raying unconsciously? Also, how does he intend to spread the cream?
No. And under the shirt. /I noticed you didn’t say ‘think’ probably because he isn’t so much./
laugh And I didn’t, did I?

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Michael: /refrains from reminding Clark that he could snuggle with what’s touching his pillow right now very easily. He prefers to watch characters suffer./
Clark appreciates your restraint. Lois, not so much.
rotflol

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ER: /thinking Clark has one thing on his mind/
EW: And you could be right about that.
CLARK: I need to keep Lois safe.
Okay…so much for that one…

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Thank you for your wonderfully funny comments, Michael!
smile1

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