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FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) #270041 04/28/16 04:21 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here I apologize for the late posting. I became obsessed with my current story (Wrong Clark distraction) and lost track of time. Comments welcome. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) VirginiaR #270058 04/30/16 11:57 AM
Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 917 Likes: 2 East Coast USA cuidadora Features Writer
cuidadora Features Writer Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 917 Likes: 2 East Coast USA	Loved the banter while Lois is hanging from the flagpole. While reading it I was picturing Clark's amused expression and the steam coming out of Lois' ears. Quote “What does a woman have to do around here to get your help?” she finally inquired. “Ask for it,” he replied, still waiting. “Ha!” she scoffed. “I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction of saying ‘octopus’.” Grinning, he scooped her into his arms and flew her up to her apartment. “That doesn’t count!” Lois exclaimed as he set her down inside. Sure it did. She said it, after all. I really like how you recapped their activities at Fort Truman without rewriting every scene. Cuidadora "Honey, we didn't care if you were a Russian or a Martian... You were ours... and we weren't giving you to anybody." ~ Martha in Strange Visitor "A love that risks nothing is worth nothing." ~ Jonathan in Big Girls Don't Fly

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) cuidadora #270060 04/30/16 01:14 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	cuidadora: More feedback! Thank you. Quote Loved the banter while Lois is hanging from the flagpole. /lol/ While reading it I was picturing Clark's amused expression and the steam coming out of Lois' ears. Oh, good. That's what I was aiming for. There was a little bit of that in the original scene from canon, I just extended it. Quote I really like how you recapped their activities at Fort Truman without rewriting every scene. Just trying to move the plot on quickly without losing all the fun stuff. Glad it worked! VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) VirginiaR #270070 05/01/16 11:45 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	/eyes Muse/ /takes cover/ Quote Lois climbed up the stairs to her apartment. She had lost count how many staircases she had scaled that evening. She’s living on the 5th floor, so… LOIS: Too many? And where is Clark when I could use some strong man to carry me across the threshold… I’m almost considering ordering some sushi Quote Why did she live so high up again? Right. Safety. Higher floors typically had fewer crimes. And yet, her place got broken in at least twice in the past 12 months, there’ve been two additional home invasions that where coupled with assassination attempts. There’s been the incident with the exploding microwave LOIS: Not my fault. I know not to put metal into the microwave! CLARK: Anyhow, I think Lois’s apartment alone is enough to give the crime statistics for the entire neighborhood a significant bump. Probably enough so to devalue most of the property around her address. She’ll likely get evicted any day now. Quote Why shouldn’t messed up traffic signals, the Internet, the phones, and then the power being interrupted be counted as an emergency? It certainly was to Lois’s aching feet. Quote Why had she thought these new shoes would be a good idea for today? Because the extra inch on the heels gives her some much needed height advantage over Clark? Quote She had to remember that Lois wasn’t always on time, right? Oh, that’s where all the pregnancy scares are coming from. She’s just a very irregular person. Quote Molly had been a good friend back in college. How could she have gone from hard-working computer programmer to terrorist? It just didn’t compute. Maybe Molly had an integer overflow when tried to hash out her bucket list? Quote If Molly knew how implicitly Lois trusted Clark’s loyalty, she would probably be saying that Lois seemed like a completely different person, too. Funny. Clark’s was going to say the same thing, too, during their wedding night. LOIS: Ribbit? Quote Lois and Clark weren’t even considering marriage, though. Well, Lois wasn’t. Meanwhile at Mazzik’s… CLARK: …Yes. Her finger’s about this thick… Quote They could have a lifelong relationship without pomp and ceremony, couldn’t they? This was the 1990s after all. But what about the kids? Quote Clark just wasn’t the type of guy to withhold sex to get a lifetime commitment out of her. It was an idiotic plan no man would ever contemplate. Quote It was well known that women had more patience for abstinence than men did. And yet, Lois took advantage of him at least once while he was unconscious and also pressured him on multiple occasions into playing baseball. Quote Clark couldn’t be that much of a lunkhead. Still doesn’t know him, huh? Quote She would have to make a note on her calendar to see how many blackout babies were born next August; although, that seemed more the type of fluff piece Clark liked to write. She would put a note on his calendar. Will she also make a note in her calendar to get a pregnancy test two months down the line? Quote As Lois approached the body, her shoe slipped on something slick, twisting her ankle. Blood? And what will Clark say when he finds an empty apartment and a pool of blood where Lois should have been? Quote Superman dropped the assailant on the roof of the nearest police precinct and rushed to find her, only Lois had stopped screaming by the time he started his search. Umm… Where are we going to get a replacement from? Quote He sped past the Daily Planet, but a quick scan told him that she wasn’t there. The next second, he headed to her apartment. She’s very like already looking sort of like Lex by now Quote An annoyed groan led him down several stories to the building’s flagpole. Oh. Quote “Hi,” Superman said, lowering himself down to hover next to her. “Hi,” Lois replied casually, as if she often hung from flag poles for sport. Base jumping. Quote He crossed his arms. Was she really so stubborn that she wasn’t going to ask for his assistance? He got to ask? But Lois could offer up sexual favors if she happened to end up on her bed in the next 30 seconds. That way, she wouldn’t have asked for help. Instead, Superman would be the one doing the propositioning. Quote He nodded in understanding. Of course, Lois wouldn’t have real food at her apartment. LOIS: I so have. It just happens to be stored below the freezing point of water. Quote “Star gazing,” Lois replied wryly. “I can see them much better from here.” Wouldn’t the roof be much better suited to this? Quote “I’d like that,” she said. She was quiet for a moment. “Can you do me a favor?” Superman couldn’t stop the edges of his lips from curving upwards. “Anything.” “Could you toss these shoes in the next fire you see?” Quote It was the same ankle she twisted while at the Sewage Treatment Plant. Sounds like it never healed completely. Maybe it’s all Clark’s fault in the first place, her falling out the window and everything. Quote “What does a woman have to do around here to get your help?” she finally inquired. “Ask for it,” he replied, still waiting. “Ha!” she scoffed. “I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction of saying ‘octopus’.” Grinning, he scooped her into his arms and flew her up to her apartment. “That doesn’t count!” Lois exclaimed as he set her down inside. Sure it did. She said it, after all. Would the same thing also apply to getting intimate attention? Quote His eyes widened. They might be in the privacy of Lois’s apartment; however, they both knew that Lois’s apartment was anything but private, especially after someone had just broken in. Yes, but couldn’t he do a quick sweep? Quote “Didn’t you?” he returned. It was impossible for him to lock it from the outside and she was supposed to check that it was locked before leaving her apartment. Couldn’t he fix locks to the outside of the windows and door, locking her apartment from the outside when he leaves? Quote “Fine. Neither of us are the blame,” ‘to’? Quote “Fine. Neither of us are the blame,” she said, which was her way of saying that they were both responsible or at least, she refused to take sole possession of it. Quote “I don’t know why you’re being so snippy with me, Lois. It’s not as if I asked you to wear a bulletproof vest, though we both know you could use it more than…” Lois interrupted, “Like that would’ve really helped tonight.” Well, some bulletproof outfits come equipped with base-jump equipment, too. Quote He couldn’t really afford for her to be right a third time at the moment, so, he held up a finger. “Hold that thought.” She waved him off. “Go!” Tsk tsk tsk… Quote He brought out two glasses of water from the kitchen. “You really do need to stock up on staples.” “I have some. They’re in my desk.” Yes, but DFCBs aren’t a wholesome meal for the entire family. Quote It came out more like, ‘Ah hipped om Olly’s kar.’ So, she brought her hip area into contact with Olly’s snake? [img]http://www.whoisbane.com/uploads/7/5/2/1/7521982/1271186.jpg?413[/img] Maybe Clark should be worried? Quote “The burrito is mine.” A burrito? Is that healthy food? Quote “Ooops,” he said instead of saying the statistics aloud. He set the burrito down on her coffee table and heat-visioned off any germs on his hands. “Satisfied?” And what about the regular dirt? Quote She sneered as if that idea literally stunk. “I doubt he could’ve developed one in only a year.” Buy a soapbox, 4 wheels, a car battery, a RC car, and a gatlin gun, and you’re good to go. Quote The military would view a visit from him as a hostile action, especially if he wasn’t invited. That, and he’s flying a red flag with a golden symbol on it on his back. Might as well carry a Soviet or Red China passport. Quote Lois shaded her eyes as she stared at Superman… or that bluish red dot hovering in the early morning light above Fort Truman. She lifted her mobile phone to her ear as soon as it rang. “Anything?” Quote From the driver’s side of the jeep she borrowed ‘had borrowed’? Quote “Do you remember how fond I was of Officer Elliot?” From the driver’s side of the jeep she borrowed, Lois picked up the uniform she had commandeered for him and pressed it against his chest. “He’s joined the Army.” She does like her men in uniform. Wonder if she’s also hot for firefighters… CLARK: Why does he think I’m spending so much time putting out fires and rescuing kittens from trees. Quote “You do know that it’s a Federal offense to impersonate a military officer, right?” he asked. Lois looked down at her fatigues. “That’s why I’m enlisted.” Quote Once again, he filled out this suit to perfection. Something about Clark in a uniform should be illegal, she decided, for causing distraction in the female population. At least, this one female person. /hands Lois a tissue so she can wipe away the drool/ Wonder if she knows that fraternization is prohibited between members of the military holding different ranks. LOIS: CLARK: You had to mention that it’s prohibited… Quote Lois straitened his tie and pulled him in for a kiss. “I can’t wait to take this off you later, Captain Kent.” “That makes two of us,” he replied, lifting his hand to the nape of her neck. Then he removed her dangling earrings. He paused, looking sheepish, as he handed them over to her. “I mean…” …that he can’t wait to take off her soldier’s fatigues? Quote “I’ve missed you,” she murmured. Okay, not as much as her microwave, but she wasn’t going to tell it that. Quote “So, apparently,” Lois told Clark as they walked up the stairs to the bullpen in order to type up their story on manual typewriters. Quote Clark would draw the wrong conclusion. ‘Of course, Clark…’? Quote He chuckled. “Okay, but I was thinking more along the lines for saving your life.” “You did not!” she adamantly denied. The flagpole? Quote “Send him over later, and I’ll give him a proper thank you.” She continued climbing the stairs. Now, why does she sound like she’s planning to pay him back in kind? Quote He cleared his throat, so it meant she was doing it right. “Does being an officer mean that you have to follow my orders?” Clark! LOIS: Red light. And I can have you brought up on charges for that. You’ll end up in the stockade, court-martialed, and dishonorably discharged. Quote “In your dreams, Chuck!” she scoffed before heading up the stairs once more. “Yep, in my dreams,” he confirmed. “Only in my dreams.” Maybe someone should lock them in a room, flash him with Kryptonite for a second or two, and then leave them alone for a bit… Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) Darth Michael #270082 05/02/16 11:58 PM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Thanks for reading and the feedback! Quote Michael: /eyes Muse/ hands her a chocolate bunny /takes cover/ My muse thanks you. Let's make it a 10-parter party! My lack of sleep, my desire to scribble naughty things in my notebook, and my Betas waiting for the next part of Wrong Clark, not so much. Quote She’s living on the 5th floor, so… Yes, I know. But they're always implying it's so high, kind of like the bullpen at the Daily Planet. Quote LOIS: Too many? And where is Clark when I could use some strong man to carry me across the threshold… I’m almost considering ordering some sushi /evil/ Sushi? Quote And yet, her place got broken in at least twice in the past 12 months, there’ve been two additional home invasions that where coupled with assassination attempts. There’s been the incident with the exploding microwave LOIS: Not my fault. I know not to put metal into the microwave! CLARK: innocently gazing out the window Anyhow, I think Lois’s apartment alone is enough to give the crime statistics for the entire neighborhood a significant bump. Probably enough so to devalue most of the property around her address. She’ll likely get evicted any day now. CLARK: Oh, darn. I mean . EW: But just imagine how much worse she'd be off if she lived on the ground floor. Quote Because the extra inch on the heels gives her some much needed height advantage over Clark? In hopes of reducing her partner to a pile of mush and begging her to go to bed with him? Quote Oh, that’s where all the pregnancy scares are coming from. She’s just a very irregular person. No, Clark's just more punctual than she is. Quote Maybe Molly had an integer overflow when tried to hash out her bucket list? LOIS: Was that a computer programmer in-joke? Quote Funny. Clark’s was going to say the same thing, too, during their wedding night. LOIS: Ribbit? Canon Clark did, but this is a completely different man. Quote Meanwhile at Mazzik’s… CLARK: …Yes. Her finger’s about this thick… CLARK: No Comment. Quote But what about the kids? I don't think that's high on Lois's priority list. Quote And yet, Lois took advantage of him at least once while he was unconscious and also pressured him on multiple occasions into playing baseball. Caught on that Lois isn't the most reliable narrator, have you? Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by WC 219 Clark couldn’t be that much of a lunkhead. Still doesn’t know him, huh? More like, wishful thinking. Quote Will she also make a note in her calendar to get a pregnancy test two months down the line? CLARK: Why would she do that? LOIS: Because I'm BORED! Quote Blood? And what will Clark say when he finds an empty apartment and a pool of blood where Lois should have been? Something out of Lois Lane's Curse Dictionary? Quote Where are we going to get a replacement from? Ooops. I wasn't supposed to kill this one off, was I? My bad! Quote She’s very like already looking sort of like Lex by now /help/ LEX: from jail. Lex is fine. I think you meant his clone. Quote Oh. phew Been a while since you've watched OB? Quote Base jumping. LOIS: Oooooh. That sounds like fun! CLARK: For whom? Quote He got to ask? But Lois could offer up sexual favors if she happened to end up on her bed in the next 30 seconds. That way, she wouldn’t have asked for help. Instead, Superman would be the one doing the propositioning. SUPERMAN: That's not good for my image. Quote LOIS: I so have. It just happens to be stored below the freezing point of water. So she needs her super boyfriend to heat it up for her? Quote Wouldn’t the roof be much better suited to this? Not as comfortable? Quote Sounds like it never healed completely. Maybe it’s all Clark’s fault in the first place, her falling out the window and everything. And flying her everywhere so she doesn't build up her muscle mass. Quote Would the same thing also apply to getting intimate attention? With Lois saying it, 'no', with Clark, 'yes'. Quote Yes, but couldn’t he do a quick sweep? But that would be after the cat was out of the bag. Quote Couldn’t he fix locks to the outside of the windows and door, locking her apartment from the outside when he leaves? What if there was a fire and she needed to use the fire escape? It's not safe. Quote ‘to’? Thanks! Quote Well, some bulletproof outfits come equipped with base-jump equipment, too. CLARK: Oh, really? Tell me more. LOIS: wryly Terrific. Quote Yes, but DFCBs aren’t a wholesome meal for the entire family. She meant metal staples. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 219 It came out more like, ‘Ah hipped om Olly’s kar.’ So, she brought her hip area into contact with Olly’s snake? points out an highly eligible Ollie to whom she could be referring Maybe Clark should be worried? CLARK: Okay. NOW, I'm worried! A blond billionaire vigilante. There's no winning for me is there? FELICITY: He's got sort-of a mood problem. CLARK: AND I'm back in! Quote A burrito? Is that healthy food? /huh/ It can be, if made properly and not bought at Taco Bell. Quote And what about the regular dirt? Heat vision wouldn't have sanitized the dirt? Quote Buy a soapbox, 4 wheels, a car battery, a RC car, and a gatlin gun, and you’re good to go. BM: Easy, peasey. Quote That, and he’s flying a red flag with a golden symbol on it on his back. Might as well carry a Soviet or Red China passport. TRASK: I quite agree! Quote ‘had borrowed’? CLARK: Don't you mean "had stolen"? LOIS: No, Clark, she didn't. EW: Thanks! Quote She does like her men in uniform. Wonder if she’s also hot for firefighters… CLARK: Why does he think I’m spending so much time putting out fires and rescuing kittens from trees. Good analogy. Quote /hands Lois a tissue so she can wipe away the drool/ Wonder if she knows that fraternization is prohibited between members of the military holding different ranks. LOIS: has a GREAT idea CLARK: You had to mention that it’s prohibited… She may have heard that once before. Quote …that he can’t wait to take off her soldier’s fatigues? CLARK: I... um... plead the 5th. Quote The flagpole? Stopping the Hawkeye, too. CLARK: looks at his hands I don't have enough fingers. Quote Now, why does she sound like she’s planning to pay him back in kind? Quote Clark! LOIS: Red light. And I can have you brought up on charges for that. You’ll end up in the stockade, court-martialed, and dishonorably discharged. Riiiiight. Like Lois is going to press charges. LOIS: But, Commander, he DIDN'T ask to have intimate relations with him. Quote Maybe someone should lock them in a room, flash him with Kryptonite for a second or two, and then leave them alone for a bit… LEX: I hear Krytponite painted bars work well. CLARK: And there went the mood. Thanks. Just thanks. LEX: No problem. Thanks for the giggles and grins! VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) VirginiaR #270130 05/06/16 02:51 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote My muse thanks you. Let's make it a 10-parter party! My lack of sleep, my desire to scribble naughty things in my notebook, and my Betas waiting for the next part of Wrong Clark, not so much. Oops, I guess, I didn’t expect the sugar-rush thingy to also apply to muses. My bad! Wait, 10 parts, after all? And naughty things padding this section? /heads over yonder/ Quote Yes, I know. But they're always implying it's so high, kind of like the bullpen at the Daily Planet. Yeah, very annoying, that. Quote LOIS: Too many? And where is Clark when I could use some strong man to carry me across the threshold… I’m almost considering ordering some sushi /evil/ EW: Sushi? /not a fan of squid sushi/ I figured, if she just ordered some exotic sushi, Clark might happen to overhear just some parts, displace her, and she could still claim rightful indignation at his interference. After all, she only ordered sushi… Quote EW: CLARK: Oh, darn. /Now Lois will need a new place to live, such as a loft-apartment on Clinton Street already inhabited by an alien/ I mean /now Lois will have a more legitimate excuse for demanding benefits from cohabitating with her boyfriend/. Funny aside, back in the late 70s, women weren’t allowed to take the bar if they were cohabitating with their boyfriends sans state license. The same Wikipedia article didn’t mention anything about men not being allowed to take the bar in a similar circumstance. MAYSON: Good thing I took the bar in the early 90s, then, huh? Quote EW: But just imagine how much worse she'd be off if she lived on the ground floor. In daily need for a Superman intervention? LOIS: Quote ER: Because the extra inch on the heels gives her some much needed height advantage over Clark? EW: In hopes of reducing her partner to a pile of mush and begging her to go to bed with him? Quote LOIS: /did never really listen to Molly when she was talking about classes/ Was that a computer programmer in-joke? Since you made one with a word play, I couldn’t help but add some more It’s like Cat-nip. Quote ER: But what about the kids? EW: I don't think that's high on Lois's priority list. Well, she certainly should make certain kid-related things a priority, then. Otherwise, she’ll have to prioritize diapers. LOIS: Superman can deal with those. Quote EW: /earns the ‘E’/ Caught on that Lois isn't the most reliable narrator, have you? Quote ER: Will she also make a note in her calendar to get a pregnancy test two months down the line? CLARK: Why would she do that? LOIS: /still not the smartest boyfriend, ever/ Because I'm BORED! Quote Something out of Lois Lane's Curse Dictionary? Is he allowed to use those grown-up words? Quote ER: Where are we going to get a replacement from? EW: Ooops. I wasn't supposed to kill this one off, was I? My bad! Quote Lex is fine. I think you meant his clone. There a difference? LEX: Quote Been a while since you've watched OB? Kinda… Quote ER: Base jumping. LOIS: Oooooh. That sounds like fun! CLARK: /doesn’t enjoy the ER suggesting flight-like activities to his girlfriend/ For whom? Quote ER: Instead, Superman would be the one doing the propositioning. SUPERMAN: That's not good for my image. FLI: Superman’s The Man! Quote LOIS: I so have. It just happens to be stored below the freezing point of water. EW: So she needs her super boyfriend to heat it up for her? Things Superman can do in three minutes or less, for 100, please. Quote ER: Wouldn’t the roof be much better suited to this? EW: Not as comfortable? LOIS: What? Quote And flying her everywhere so she doesn't build up her muscle mass. LOIS: Exactly. Quote ER: Would the same thing also apply to getting intimate attention? EW: With Lois saying it, 'no', with Clark, 'yes'. I see. Rule 66… Quote But that would be after the cat was out of the bag. Yeah, but they could then talk freely, at least? Quote What if there was a fire and she needed to use the fire escape? It's not safe. And would said fire get started in Lois’s kitchen? LOIS: I was trying to cook. It’s not my fault that the windows were bolted shut from the outside… Quote ER: Yes, but DFCBs aren’t a wholesome meal for the entire family. EW: She meant metal staples. Mine’s edible to Lois? Quote CLARK: Okay. NOW, I'm worried! A blond billionaire vigilante. There's no winning for me is there? FELICITY: He's got sort-of a mood problem. CLARK: AND I'm back in! LOIS: There’s a difference? Quote Heat vision wouldn't have sanitized the dirt? Sanitized dirt still tastes like dirt in your mouth? Quote CLARK: /is quite horny by now/ I... um... plead the 5th. Quote Stopping the Hawkeye, too. CLARK: looks at his hands I don't have enough fingers. Quote ER: Now, why does she sound like she’s planning to pay him back in kind? EW: /has naughty muse/ Quote Riiiiight. Like Lois is going to press charges. LOIS: But, Commander, he DIDN'T ask to have intimate relations with him. CLARK: Damned if I do her, damned if I don’t. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) Darth Michael #270631 06/17/16 02:16 AM
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OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Originally Posted by Darth Michael Originally Posted by EW My muse thanks you. Let's make it a 10-parter party! My lack of sleep, my desire to scribble naughty things in my notebook, and my Betas waiting for the next part of Wrong Clark, not so much. Oops, I guess, I didn’t expect the sugar-rush thingy to also apply to muses. My bad! Wait, 10 parts, after all? /dance/ And naughty things padding this section? /hyper/ /heads over yonder/ It's still in beta and currently at 14 parts, unless re-writes are recommended. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW Yes, I know. But they're always implying it's so high, kind of like the bullpen at the Daily Planet. Yeah, very annoying, that. Watched an episode again recently where she seems to be living on the ground/1st floor... in S2! I mean, I know that they implied it in S3 when Star moved in but S2? Quote I figured, if she just ordered some exotic sushi, Clark might happen to overhear just some parts, displace her, and she could still claim rightful indignation at his interference. After all, she only ordered sushi… Oh. Octopus sushi. My bad. Quote Funny aside, back in the late 70s, women weren’t allowed to take the bar if they were cohabitating with their boyfriends sans state license. The same Wikipedia article didn’t mention anything about men not being allowed to take the bar in a similar circumstance. MAYSON: Good thing I took the bar in the early 90s, then, huh? So sad. Such a double-standard. Quote Well, she certainly should make certain kid-related things a priority, then. Otherwise, she’ll have to prioritize diapers. LOIS: Superman can deal with those. She was a girl scout, so I'm sure she's always prepared. LOIS: Always? Quote Is he allowed to use those grown-up words? Allowed to? Yes. Willing to? No. Quote EW: Lex is fine. I think you meant his clone. ER: There a difference? LEX: /cat/ Quote ER: Instead, Superman would be the one doing the propositioning. SUPERMAN: That's not good for my image. FLI: Superman’s The Man! JIMMY: Duh! That's why they don't call him SuperGirl! Quote EW: But that would be after the cat was out of the bag. ER: Yeah, but they could then talk freely, at least? Oh. So you're getting tired of their usual talks? Quote And would said fire get started in Lois’s kitchen? LOIS: I was trying to cook. It’s not my fault that the windows were bolted shut from the outside… FIREMAN: This isn't the first time we've visited her apartment for this reason. Quote CLARK: Okay. NOW, I'm worried! A blond billionaire vigilante. There's no winning for me is there? FELICITY: He's got sort-of a mood problem. CLARK: AND I'm back in! LOIS: There’s a difference? Quote EW: Heat vision wouldn't have sanitized the dirt? ER: Sanitized dirt still tastes like dirt in your mouth? I was going to say, how could he taste such atoms of dirt?... of course, that's just a stupid question. How could he not? Moving on... VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (219/???) VirginiaR #271319 08/14/16 02:08 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote It's still in beta and currently at 14 parts, unless re-writes are recommended. Looks like it remained at 14 parts Quote Watched an episode again recently where she seems to be living on the ground/1st floor... in S2! I mean, I know that they implied it in S3 when Star moved in but S2? Maybe an experiment went wrong and it warped the gravitational forces of Metropolis in addition to the Escherification of the city? Quote EW: Oh. Octopus sushi. /Oh the lost opportunities!/ My bad. Quote She was a girl scout, so I'm sure she's always prepared. LOIS: Always? Thinking about a certain hospitality accident that could have really messed up her Lex Luthor expose? Quote ER: Is he allowed to use those grown-up words? EW: Allowed to? Yes. Willing to? No. /waits until Lex kidnapped Lois the next time/ Quote FIREMAN: This isn't the first time we've visited her apartment for this reason. Her windows being bolted shut and she setting a fire to alert someone to her predicament? Quote I was going to say, how could he taste such atoms of dirt?... of course, that's just a stupid question. How could he not? Moving on... Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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