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FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) #270106 05/04/16 06:16 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here Thank you for reading. Comments accepted here. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) VirginiaR #270125 05/06/16 07:27 AM
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,357 Cape Girardeau C Christina Top Banana
Christina Top Banana C Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,357 Cape Girardeau	Uh oh, things are afoot! Luther will get it into the press one way or another and then there would be a possibility of him getting out and causing trouble about the same time as Intergang! CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx. JONATHAN: A jinx? CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me. -"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) Christina #270133 05/07/16 12:58 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Christina: Thanks for reading. Quote Uh oh, things are afoot! Luther will get it into the press one way or another and then there would be a possibility of him getting out and causing trouble about the same time as Intergang! Interesting theory. However, my Magic 8 Ball suggests I not reveal the future, because it's not set in stone. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) VirginiaR #270141 05/07/16 11:16 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote Big Boss Man Quote “Where’s Kent?” She shrugged. “Covering Superman.” “Good! Have a seat.” What’s he up to. Is he going to assign Lois to cover the harem of the visiting New Kryptonian prince? Quote “Lex Luthor has asked to see you,” Perry finally said once she had sat down. Before she could say ‘no’, he held up his hand. “Lois, honey, just hear me out.” Aww…Lex has such oldfashioned manners, asking the father of his interest for her price in goats. Quote “I don’t follow anyone’s commands but my own,” Lois responded. CLOIS: Not true. I tried to tell her to bugger off and leave Clark to me but she wouldn’t listen. Quote “Lex is probably bored and just wants to jerk my chain for fun.” LEX: Jerking things in regards to Lois is fun. Chains. Leashes. Whatever. Quote “That may be so, but a good reporter can even get a story from a non-interview,” he told her. “And you are a good reporter, aren’t you?” Looks like he switched from Elvis to classical string music. Quote Lois hated it when Perry played with her emotions in this manner. “I’m a tad bit biased for this article, don’t you think?” So the editors will have to remove some of the more colorful adjectives and prose? Quote Perry held up his hand. “You’ve never been biased about other men who’ve killed you in effigy.” Yes, but most of those other men didn’t actually kill an effigy of her. Quote “I don’t need backup!” When was the incident where she lost all her data because she ‘didn’t need backup’? Quote “I don’t have anything to prove, Perry!” How about how a pregnant reporter can still bring in a criminal mastermind and rescue Superman in the process. CAT: LOIS: See? Already proven. Quote She pinched her lips together. “I’m not keeping this from Clark. We’re done with secrets.” Is she worried he might forgo nookie if she keeps this from him? Quote As she marched back to her desk, she recalled that Perry had been determined to broach this idea without her partner present. He had successfully passed that burden to her. Chicken! Quote Superman was being honored with a key to a small North Carolina town he had saved from tornados spawned by Hurricane Beryl in August. One wonders if Lex was the one to suggest they key Superman. Quote “I even agreed to wear this stupid sonic watch, so that I could contact Superman if Lex somehow abducts me…. from jail! Well…it’s only a jail. It’s not like it’s the Moon or something. Quote The two of you hope that Lex will say something to incriminate himself, but he isn’t that sloppy. No, the clone’s the one who’s Sloppy Joe. Quote “I don’t need a babysitter, Clark! He’s in jail. What can he do?” Shiv her? Quote “Nah... That was the old Lois.” She grinned. “New Lois has better methods to spy inside prison walls.” He lowered his voice to a soft whisper. “Superman is not a method for invading a person’s privacy.” No? Does that mean Lois isn’t a means to ease Superman’s sexual tensions, either? CLARK: I guess, we could equip Superman with a spy mode… Quote He has the ability to sell water to a drowning man and make him pay through the nose for the privilege.” That’s just good business acumen. Quote You have my love. He never has nor ever will.” LEX: Hello, Wanda. I’m Kent. LOIS: Quote “I’m going to hold you to that,” she said, running her hand over her hair as if she suspected he had mussed it up. Perhaps he had. A little. Also, very ominous gun right there on the wall… Quote “Just out of curiosity, what did Kent mean by ‘holding me personally responsible’?” he heard Henderson ask Lois. “Let’s just say, you don’t want to see Clark when he’s really mad,” she replied. Quote “Often,” Lois scoffed. “Furious, only once, though.” She took a deep breath and exhaled it slowly. “That once was enough.” As he walked through the station and back out to the street, Clark thought about the one time he had been so mad he had lost control. A man almost died. That man was Lex Luthor. When was that? When Lex shot him? Quote He’d hate to see what he was capable of if anyone, especially Luthor, killed his conscience. Oh boy. Quote “No touching,” Lane reminded him. Henderson wished he could say she sounded smug, but she merely sounded bored. “That’s…been… rule,” Luthor muttered under his breath, During their engagement, too? Quote “Kent did seem to prefer you looking more like a boy than a girl, if I recall correctly,” Luthor replied. He is living together with a male superhero and doing everything in his power to abstain from intimate interactions with his ‘girlfriend’. Quote Bill bought that answer. Most sane men preferred Lane happy. He should remember that annoyed Lois is supposedly sexier than happy Lois. Quote “In fact, he was saying just last night how much he liked me naked,” Lane went on. Quote until Kent had showed up. ‘shown’? Quote Bill grimaced. I prefer her clothed! Thank you very much, he thought. He didn’t need the visible description of Kent and Lane… Ugh. Now, he couldn’t stop himself from picturing it. Great, Lane. Thanks. How was he going to get that image out of his head? Bleach? Quote He closed his eyes and tried to think of that double-homicide from the day before. Quote Lane scoffed. “Size isn’t everything, Lex. Bigger isn’t always better.” “Oh. Is that why you claim to like Kent, then?” Luthor tossed back. Although, some say, that’s exactly why she’s with Clark. Quote “That’s not exactly accurate. I did give him a taste of freedom at the beginning of February. Oh, that’s the route he’s going? He actually hoping she might believe this? Quote I was merely a prisoner along with the rest of them.” Poor Lex. There, there. Quote How could it have slipped Bill’s mind that Luthor had also orchestrated the whole Nightfall scare? Because he couldn’t solve a case without Lane’s assistance if his stint on Lois&Clark dependent on it? Quote “Of course not, darling. My clone was to blame! You’re an innocent victim in all of this. We both are!” He going for the insanity plea? Quote “Which do you think I would prefer, Lois? Twenty-three hours alone in my room with only my books to keep me company, or sharing not only my cell but six to twelve hours a day with only the worst of Metropolis’ scum, walking around in a cement yard?” Maybe they should remove said books? Quote “If only stupid and violent criminals are caught, how do you explain your current state of incarceration?” Buuuuurn! LEX: Wrongful imprisonment? Quote The only conclusion I could fathom is that the clone must have been exposed to Miranda’s perfume and, therefore, could not act rationally.” He almost sounds like he’s disassociated himself from this part of his story and transferred it to the clone. Quote No sane man would ever wish to marry me?” She burst into chuckles. “I might have to agree with you on that one, Lex.” CLARK: Quote “I just don’t like the idea of you being involved with a ghost.” “Clark’s not a ghost, Lex. I can touch him just fine,” she purred. And does he feel like Whoopie Goldberg? Quote As Lane nodded to him, Bill wondered if she also knew that he knew that information was a lie. Quote They were all keeping secrets. They’d both been in on the super con for a while now. He’s cute. Mo’ pwease? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) Darth Michael #270203 05/13/16 12:47 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Thank you for the wonderful feedback, Michael. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by WC 220 Big Boss Man Michael: /Scratches his head/ Apparently, you don't appreciate my use of Elvis song titles as my chapter headings. Quote What’s he up to. Is he going to assign Lois to cover the harem of the visiting New Kryptonian prince? In S2? Quote Aww…Lex has such oldfashioned manners, asking the father of his interest for her price in goats. PERRY: How much will my circulation go up? Quote CLOIS: Not true. I tried to tell her to bugger off and leave Clark to me but she wouldn’t listen. LOIS: For the 7,000th time, you aren't me! Quote LEX: Jerking things in regards to Lois is fun. Chains. Leashes. Whatever. Exactly! Quote Looks like he switched from Elvis to classical string music. Playing her like a violin? My Elvis stories are a bit rusty. Quote So the editors will have to remove some of the more colorful adjectives and prose? That's why they earn the big bucks! Quote Yes, but most of those other men didn’t actually kill an effigy of her. PERRY: Details. Details. Quote When was the incident where she lost all her data because she ‘didn’t need backup’? Operation Blackout? Quote How about how a pregnant reporter can still bring in a criminal mastermind and rescue Superman in the process. CAT: /wave/ LOIS: See? Already proven. And Lois isn't pregnant. LOIS: See, first to get pregnant, we have to visit the other side of the boards... CLARK: There's another side to these boards? LOIS: Quote /shock/ /jawdrop/ Is she worried he might forgo nookie if she keeps this from him? Why would she want to keep it from him? Quote One wonders if Lex was the one to suggest they key Superman. LEX: Quote Well…it’s only a jail. It’s not like it’s the Moon or something. Hmmmm. It's really been a while since I read about Clark and Lori traveling to the moon. Quote No, the clone’s the one who’s Sloppy Joe. MINDY: Oh, really? I didn't think so. Quote Shiv her? Well, other than that? Quote No? Does that mean Lois isn’t a means to ease Superman’s sexual tensions, either? CLARK: /uh/ I guess, we could equip Superman with a spy mode… CLARK: Um... I'm going to go with... I mean... /starts spinning/ SUPERMAN: I'm going to go with "No Comment!" Quote That’s just good business acumen. Potato. Tomato. Quote LEX: Hello, Wanda. I’m Kent. LOIS: /Waves hi/ LOIS: That will never happen with me! Quote Also, very ominous gun right there on the wall… So, he's going to shoot Lois for interviewing Luthor in jail? That doesn't seem right. Quote When was that? When Lex shot him? Lex never shot Clark. He shot Lois. And yes, that's when Superman lost his temper. Quote During their engagement, too? Oh, good. That came through. Quote He is living together with a male superhero and doing everything in his power to abstain from intimate interactions with his ‘girlfriend’. LOIS: Hmmm. If I mention it to Clark that way, maybe he'll try to prove me wrong... Quote He should remember that annoyed Lois is supposedly sexier than happy Lois. Only to Clark. LEX: And psychos. CLARK: Hey! Quote ‘shown’? So, you is thinking that Mr. Henderson speak good English then. Huh? EW: Okay, fixed. Quote Bleach? HENDERSON: I was thinking tequila. Quote Although, some say, that’s exactly why she’s with Clark. Let's just say that Clark's bigger where it counts. LEX: My wallet's bigger than his. Quote Oh, that’s the route he’s going? He actually hoping she might believe this? LEX: What? She bought that I was Kent, didn't she? Quote Because he couldn’t solve a case without Lane’s assistance if his stint on Lois&Clark dependent on it? That's why in S2, he moved to Law&Order:SVU, right? Quote He going for the insanity plea? LOIS: It's called the BS plea. Quote Maybe they should remove said books? HENDERSON: I'm in agreement there. Quote Buuuuurn! LEX: Wrongful imprisonment? Quote He almost sounds like he’s disassociated himself from this part of his story and transferred it to the clone. ARIANNA: See, mentally unbalance. You should really transfer him to my highly secure Luthor House for the Mentally Unstable. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 220 No sane man would ever wish to marry me?” She burst into chuckles. “I might have to agree with you on that one, Lex.” CLARK: /now, now, Lois, that isn't nice/ LOIS: You, Clark Kent, haven't seriously asked me to marry you, have you? CLARK: I was serious! LOIS: Ha! Delusional. I rest my case. Quote And does he feel like Whoopie Goldberg? No. Quote He’s cute. Henderson? Lex? Clark? All of the above? Quote Mo’ pwease? I apologize for posting late this week. Wait. Did I even prep this week's part yet? Okay. REALLY, late this week. May I use the excuse that my muse visited the dark side and is now holding me hostage there until I finish my current Wrong Clark distraction? Thanks for your fun comments. I really enjoy reading them. I'll post again soon (like Clark Kent soon, not like soon for me). VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) VirginiaR #270284 05/22/16 01:53 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote Apparently, you don't appreciate my use of Elvis song titles as my chapter headings. I only recognize the most prevalent classics Quote What’s he up to. Is he going to assign Lois to cover the harem of the visiting New Kryptonian prince? In S2? Well…there is a New Kryptonian prince visiting. He’s just incognito. Like Eddie Murphy was in Coming to America. Quote Aww…Lex has such oldfashioned manners, asking the father of his interest for her price in goats. PERRY: How much will my circulation go up? LOIS: I guess I should feel offended, but…circulation! Quote CLOIS: Not true. I tried to tell her to bugger off and leave Clark to me but she wouldn’t listen. LOIS: For the 7,000th time, you aren't me! CLOIS: But it’s only Clark’s opinion that counts. And I don’t pressure him into sex. Quote Looks like he switched from Elvis to classical string music. Playing her like a violin? Quote When was the incident where she lost all her data because she ‘didn’t need backup’? Operation Blackout? /mutters about really needing to rewatch…/ Quote LOIS: See, first to get pregnant, we have to visit the other side of the boards... Speaking of… Quote CLARK: There's another side to these boards? LOIS: /realizes she’ll have to start with the birds and the bees/ CLARK: /flips open The Care and Training of Concubines/ Oh, look! It’s an MiB cross-ov…Lois is doing what to Kal-El Quote EW: Why would she want to keep it from him? Because Clark doesn’t like it when Lois goes to visit her ex-fiancé. Quote Hmmmm. It's really been a while since I read about Clark and Lori traveling to the moon. Someone needs to re-read the Home series? Quote Shiv her? Well, other than that? Pay a guard or ten and use his prison power to have her kidnapped into his private cell for some…faux-wedding-night activities? Quote LEX: Hello, Wanda. I’m Kent. LOIS: /Waves hi/ LOIS: That will never happen with me! WANDA: Kent? Quote When was that? When Lex shot him? Lex never shot Clark. He shot Lois. And yes, that's when Superman lost his temper. Him. Her. Whatever… CAT: Quote LOIS: Hmmm. If I mention it to Clark that way, maybe he'll try to prove me wrong... Quote He should remember that annoyed Lois is supposedly sexier than happy Lois. Only to Clark. LEX: /would like to be included in that group/ And psychos. CLARK: Hey! So, basically, only to psychotic stalkers? Quote So, you is thinking that Mr. Henderson speak good English then. Quote Bleach? HENDERSON: I was thinking tequila. Quote Let's just say that Clark's bigger where it counts. LEX: /is very confident/ My wallet's bigger than his. HOOKERS: Quote Oh, that’s the route he’s going? He actually hoping she might believe this? LEX: What? She bought that I was Kent, didn't she? CLARK: That’s nothing. She even thought that Superman is a real person! LEX: Huh? CLARK: Erm… Quote Because he couldn’t solve a case without Lane’s assistance if his stint on Lois&Clark dependent on it? That's why in S2, he moved to Law&Order:SVU, right? Quote ARIANNA: See, mentally unbalance. You should really transfer him to my highly secure Luthor House for the Mentally Unstable. LEX: Quote LOIS: You, Clark Kent, haven't seriously asked me to marry you, have you? CLARK: I was serious! LOIS: Ha! Delusional. I rest my case. Wonder if she realizes that he’ll only ever though her below the demarcation line after they have been sanctioned by a minister of the Church of Elvis. PERRY: I hereby declare you partners. Do not visit the storage closet for anything other than retrieving office supplies. Quote Henderson? Lex? Clark? All of the above? Clark. I think. Quote May I use the excuse that my muse visited the dark side and is now holding me hostage there until I finish my current Wrong Clark distraction? /eyes dark side/ Ohhhhh! Quote Thanks for your fun comments. I really enjoy reading them. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) Darth Michael #270715 06/22/16 07:47 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Originally Posted by Darth Michael Originally Posted by EW Apparently, you don't appreciate my use of Elvis song titles as my chapter headings. I only recognize the most prevalent classics But that's where the fun comes in; the more obscure the better. Quote ER: What’s he up to. Is he going to assign Lois to cover the harem of the visiting New Kryptonian prince? EW: In S2? ER: Well…there is a New Kryptonian prince visiting. He’s just incognito. Like Eddie Murphy was in Coming to America. Clark's MOVED to Earth. He's not visiting. Quote Aww…Lex has such oldfashioned manners, asking the father of his interest for her price in goats. PERRY: How much will my circulation go up? LOIS: I guess I should feel offended, but…circulation! CLARK: Am I the only one here with one foot in reality? Quote CLOIS: Not true. I tried to tell her to bugger off and leave Clark to me but she wouldn’t listen. LOIS: For the 7,000th time, you aren't me! CLOIS: But it’s only Clark’s opinion that counts. And I don’t pressure him into sex. Yes, but canon Clark didn't need pressure. Quote ER: When was the incident where she lost all her data because she ‘didn’t need backup’? EW: Operation Blackout? ER: /mutters about really needing to rewatch…/ You should! The more you watch, the more things like pagers, cell phones, and screen savers look like ancient technology. Quote CLARK: There's another side to these boards? LOIS: /realizes she’ll have to start with the birds and the bees/ CLARK: /flips open The Care and Training of Concubines/ Oh, look! It’s an MiB cross-ov…Lois is doing what to Kal-El /shock/ LOIS: Clark? Clark! Strange, he was here a minute ago. NFIC BOARDS: Sorry, Lois, he's moved over here. We'll send him back as soon as he's finished reading. Quote EW: Why would she want to keep it from him? ER: Because Clark doesn’t like it when Lois goes to visit her ex-fiancé. That was old girlfriend Lois. This is NEW girlfriend Lois. Quote ER: Shiv her? EW: Well, other than that? ER: Pay a guard or ten and use his prison power to have her kidnapped into his private cell for some…faux-wedding-night activities? LOIS: That's why I always carry this cyanide pill with me. Quote He should remember that annoyed Lois is supposedly sexier than happy Lois. Only to Clark. LEX: /would like to be included in that group/ And psychos. CLARK: Hey! ER: So, basically, only to psychotic stalkers? CLARK: Well, he's got me there. Quote Oh, that’s the route he’s going? He actually hoping she might believe this? LEX: What? She bought that I was Kent, didn't she? CLARK: That’s nothing. She even thought that Superman is a real person! LEX: Huh? CLARK: Erm… Quote EW: May I use the excuse that my muse visited the dark side and is now holding me hostage there until I finish my current Wrong Clark distraction? ER: /eyes dark side/ Ohhhhh! Will start posting during my next WC hiatus after I post Part 228 (Muse really put me behind on WC.) VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (220/???) VirginiaR #271320 08/14/16 02:18 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote But that's where the fun comes in; the more obscure the better. Quote Clark's MOVED to Earth. He's not visiting. ICE AGENT: Good to know. Now let’s go and check out his paperwork Quote CLARK: Am I the only one here with one foot in reality? /points at other foot already hovering in the air/ CLARK: I said one foot! Quote Yes, but canon Clark didn't need pressure. ALT-LOIS: /dials/ Dr. Klein? Yes, it’s Lois Lane. Yes, it concerns Superman. I think he might be defective. Quote You should! The more you watch, the more things like pagers, cell phones, and screen savers look like ancient technology. I know. It’s hard to believe that it’s been merely 10 years since the advent of smartphones – aka mobile fanfic consummation devices. Phones have been so small before that! Quote LOIS: That's why I always carry this cyanide pill with me. CLARK: shock: /applies super glue to his hand and clasps it on her shoulder/ Quote (Muse really put me behind on WC.) Capricious little buggers, huh? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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