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FDK - Wrong Clark (226/???) #270617 06/15/16 02:54 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here Please throw your tomatoes at the Evil Writer here. Thanks! VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (226/???) VirginiaR #270622 06/16/16 11:30 AM
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,357 Cape Girardeau C Christina Top Banana
Christina Top Banana C Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,357 Cape Girardeau	LOL. And here I was thinking they were going to toe that line even further tonight!! Arctic ice water, thy name is Lana! CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx. JONATHAN: A jinx? CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me. -"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (226/???) Christina #270626 06/17/16 01:31 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Christina: And I duck to the left! Quote LOL. And here I was thinking they were going to toe that line even further tonight!! Arctic ice water, thy name is Lana! What line was that? /she whistles innocently/ Lois wasn't originally going to bring up Clark's ex, but then she was brought up during her conversation with Martha and, well, Lois got to thinking that they really hadn't discussed the woman (Clark's Ex) much. We'll see if I can find that line you were looking for next week or if it somehow was buried under a foot of snow. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (226/???) VirginiaR #270745 06/25/16 07:26 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote As they hovered in the clouds over Kansas City, waiting for the darkest moment of dusk before they landed, Lois gasped, piping up, “We should’ve flown!” Huh? So she and Clark could…in the air plane toilet stall? Quote mostly because she hated to be corrected. “Uh… Lois?” Or, she could have been switched out and the clone isn’t yet fully aware of the concept of self-powered flight. Quote “What if someone is following us?” Like Resplendent Man? Quote Lois gave him a sour look. “That’s not what I meant. I mean, if anyone ever checked the flight logs to see which flight we took to Kansas…” Ah… ‘Superman took us’? Quote “As far as Luthor knows, we’re curled up on my sofa watching a movie,” Clark said as he landed in dark area of the airport’s parking garage. And what if an armed mob storms his apartment and burns it to the ground? Quote Lois lifted her chin. “It could happen. I’m just trying to keep you safe.” Just like Clark does with his attempts at abstinence. Quote Lois blinked her eyelashes innocently at him all the while grinning enormously. “I have no idea to what you could be referring, Mr. Kent.” She’s adorable when she’s trying to be cute. Like a big, fuzzy grizzly bear. Quote She frowned in that manner she did when logic ruled against her. “I guess that makes sense… Oh, shoot!” Her face screwed up in a grimace and she slammed her fist into her palm. “What?” he asked, and then added, “Did you forget that black teddy?” He grinned at that thought. Ooooh! Like on the show before they left for Hawaii? Quote “Don’t be ridiculous, Chuck!” Lois said with a nudge. “And it isn’t black.” Clark’s eyes widened and he stopped breathing almost as if time froze. He had only been kidding. Lois. In a negligee. The reason why he should drive with Lois next to him. Quote “Didn’t you say something about them getting back together?” he asked and then clarified after seeing her horrified expression, “Your mother and father?” Lois threw her hands into the air. “See! No taste whatsoever!” Case closed, apparently. Quote Thomas was going to bring his girlfriend. She was bound to notice if you didn’t have a car, but she broke up with him a couple days ago.” Wonder who she is, since she’s noticing stuff. Did he make a Frankenrachel or a Rachelbot like on Buffy? Quote “No!” Lois gasped. She certainly didn’t want to talk about her and Clark’s sex life, or lack thereof, with the woman Clark called ‘Ma’. “Nothing’s changed. We’re fine!” Like they always say – don’t mention anything and once the kids start floating around the house, just let them assume and pray for the best. Quote and Thomas last summer while you were… ahem… away Doesn’t want to upset the missus and spoil Clark’s chances later that evening, huh? Quote Martha shook a finger at Lois. “Don’t you let him use his powers to get the upper hand with you,” she warned. Lois grinned. He isn’t the only one who knew how to eavesdrop. “Oh, he doesn’t.” Not if he wanted to see that nightie she brought, he wouldn’t. Quote Exhaling a deep breath, he knew he couldn’t dawdle any longer. Either Lois would love what he had planned or they would never speak of it again. He going to suggest they play patty-cake? Quote “You poor fellow. It must be freezing outside,” Lois said, scooting over. “Why don’t you warm up next to me?” She didn’t need to ask him twice. Quote “Had no idea. Thought it might be maroon, actually,” he murmured, his finger tracing the neckline. She reached down to the hem. “I’ll just take this off then.” Sounds reasonable. Quote “No!” he gasped, staying her hand. “I like the navy.” Chicken! Quote Lois smiled. Vixen! She knew he was going to stop her. He really should have let this continue. Painted-into-a-corner Lois is fun! Quote What? He recovered quickly from her joke. “Don’t tempt me to test that.” “Would you like to?” she asked. He answered her question by placing his mouth to hers. “Clark?” she went on as he started kissing down her neck. “Hmmm.” “Tell me about the woman you almost married.” She’s sneeeeeaky! Quote Please throw your tomatoes at the Evil Writer here Really? Okay… /always happy to oblige/ Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (226/???) Darth Michael #270778 06/29/16 01:30 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Sorry about the delay, Michael. I'm still getting used to my summer schedule. Thanks for reading and commenting. Quote Huh? So she and Clark could…in the air plane toilet stall? LOIS: Oooooh, Clark! Let's take a plane back to Metropolis. Quote Or, she could have been switched out and the clone isn’t yet fully aware of the concept of self-powered flight. Sorry, no Cloises in this story. Quote Like Resplendent Man? He's in a mental hospital with a brain wash and no powers, so... no. GREEN LANTERN: CLARK: Quote Ah… ‘Superman took us’? Yeah, that wouldn't put great big targets on their foreheads, now would it? Quote And what if an armed mob storms his apartment and burns it to the ground? Then, Luthor could've been wrong. Quote Just like Clark does with his attempts at abstinence. Hmmmm. Just as awkward, too. Quote She’s adorable when she’s trying to be cute. Like a big, fuzzy grizzly bear. CLARK: Yeah. Quote Ooooh! Like on the show before they left for Hawaii? Ding! Ding! Ding! Give that man a grizzly bear! Quote The reason why he should drive with Lois next to him. They're landing. They'll be in a car soon enough. Unless there's a line. At the rental car place. In a big city. On Christmas Eve. CLARK: Oh, bother. Quote Wonder who she is, since she’s noticing stuff. Did he make a Frankenrachel or a Rachelbot like on Buffy? No. No. He's not that desperate. It's more like you pull up to someone's house for the holidays and there's only the one truck and you're thinking to yourself 'don't they have visitors?' and then the door opens and they do. And you're wondering how they got there. Quote Like they always say – don’t mention anything and once the kids start floating around the house, just let them assume and pray for the best. CLARK: I don't know what you're talking about, Mom. Dad. They're all adopted. Lois and I don't do that sort of thing. LOIS: Clark, they were here for the birth. Quote Doesn’t want to upset the missus and spoil Clark’s chances later that evening, huh? CLARK: /on knees/ Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Quote He going to suggest they play patty-cake? You'll have to keep reading to find out. (Wait. What's that over yonder?) Quote Sounds reasonable. It's probably hot anyway. Being that it's Smallville. In the dead of winter. While it's snowing. Quote Chicken! LOIS: Quote He really should have let this continue. Painted-into-a-corner Lois is fun! The great thing about Lois is that she knows exactly where his buttons are. Quote She’s sneeeeeaky! Well, duh! Quote Really? Okay… /always happy to oblige/ Thanks! I figured I'd get a few of those. Now, I can finally make lasagna. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (226/???) VirginiaR #271321 08/14/16 02:39 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote Sorry about the delay, Michael. I'm still getting used to my summer schedule. At least you can consider having a schedule. Quote LOIS: /likes naughty ideas/ Oooooh, Clark! Let's take a plane back to Metropolis. CAT: She’s still young. She’ll learn… Quote GREEN LANTERN: /there’s more airborne superheros than you might think/ CLARK: He doesn’t even have a steady job. Plus, Lois prefers red to green THE ATOM: And I’m rich, too! Quote Yeah, that wouldn't put great big targets on their foreheads, now would it? As compared to the great big target Lois and Clark now have on their backs? Quote She’s adorable when she’s trying to be cute. Like a big, fuzzy grizzly bear. CLARK: /really does have a thing for angry brunettes/ Yeah. LANA: I could do angry, too! Quote Ding! Ding! Ding! Give that man a grizzly bear! [img]http://alexmagnus.free.fr/Picsou/43...20King%20Of%20The%20Klondike.pdf#page=10[/img] Quote They're landing. They'll be in a car soon enough. Unless there's a line. At the rental car place. In a big city. On Christmas Eve. CLARK: Oh, bother. Quote CLARK: I don't know what you're talking about, Mom. Dad. They're all adopted. Lois and I don't do that sort of thing. LOIS: /I won’t mention it, but they were also downstairs when the kids where conceived. And Clark’s not the silent type./ Clark, they were here for the birth. Quote It's probably hot anyway. Being that it's Smallville. In the dead of winter. While it's snowing. See! Quote The great thing about Lois is that she knows exactly where his buttons are. Except the one where used to make Lois very happy. LOIS: I’m looking! Quote Thanks! I figured I'd get a few of those. Now, I can finally make lasagna. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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