Hi Dandello!
Here we go again
"We've still got the clean-up at the LexCorp nuclear plant and following up on Doctor Miller's pheromone perfume attack."
Awww darn it! Lois knows and there is no details on the whole PML incident.
LOIS:
I made *one*
CLARK: one thousand
LOIS: As I was saying, *maybe* one slightly inappropriate attempt at seducing my partner and I’m getting carried to an isolation chamber in Smallville…
"Life is long, Clark. And you are what you eat," she said. She stopped, then: "Most of us, anyway. Did your parents feed you sugar like that when you were little?"
"Not hardly," Clark admitted. "So I'm making up for lost opportunities."
Can you imagine a hyperactive Kryptonian on a sugar rush?
"I don't know, but I bet I know who does… and you're going to call him and get us an interview."
But will Roland Emmerich take their call and answer questions about his new SciFi blockbuster he has in the works?
"I have a question," Lois said. "What did you people do to me that I can't communicate to anybody but Clark about what happened in Smallville?
Oooh, mental inhibitor, implanted deep in her nerocortex?
"A strong post-hypnotic suggestion," Deacon said. "You can talk about it to anyone you know for a fact knows about the Truman towns."
Oh boy, this should be interesting, when Illusions of Grandeur comes along.
"Various groups have been working on the problem of dealing with extinction level bodies that pose a threat to this planet. We think one of them tested a 'solution' about a year ago. T
*Somebody* needs to get their funding revoked.
If we can figure out how he does it, it would revolutionize air and space travel. Can you imagine, launching satellites without using rocket engines? Without explosive fuel? We could colonize the Moon, mine the asteroid belt…"
I just had an idea! What if they find more Krytponians and plug them into the drive chambers of reusable space ships? Maybe do a little hypnosis first to make them more docile…
What you have not been made aware of is that the object has a companion in its orbit, and that companion, which has been named 'Shiva', is expected to collide with the Earth in approximately 103 hours,
I like the more scientifically accurate version of this
"'Boom' is not an option here, Bob," Deacon said. "You don't stop a runaway semi with artillery."
Actually, all you have to do is blow a crater into the road in front of the semi. Works the same with a runaway freight train, too.
"Henry, runaway semis don't usually have the capacity for destroying the planet," Zeitlin responded.
Depends on the number of fission devices stored in the cargo area.
The suit is lined with a new projectile resistant fabric and is also radiation resistant."
So, nobody will be able to use a sniper rifle on him, but what about the lack of solar radiation? Is that…healthly?
Behind the text there was an artist's rendering of Superman approaching the asteroid.
Probably looks like Superman’s about to kick a fieldgoal with a football-sized asteroid.
Madison touched his earpiece, listening to something. Then: "I'm being told we have a transmission from Superman. Let's take that 'live' feed, direct from mission control."
SUPERMAN: Hofzzzz the thing is f-beeeeeeep big.
ANCHOR: I’m sorry, it sounds like we have some difficulty receiving Superman’s signal.
He remembered his computer password
‘Lois Lane-Kent’, I gather. So, basically, anything Lois-related he remembers and that’s it.
"I know you mean it, Clark. Which is why, if I don't return from Lex Tower in two hours, you need to let Henderson know that I'm either dead or kidnapped."
Also, isn’t that the standard operating procedure anyway when it comes to Lois Lane?
"Think about it. I'll await your decision," he said. "But I'm sure this is much nicer than what you'd find in one of the Truman towns, assuming they'd even let a mere reporter into their sacred inner sanctums."
"Mister Luthor," Lois said formally. "People know I came to see you. They are expecting me back very shortly. If I do not return, rest assured, end of the world or not, they will be looking for me and they will find this place. I want to leave, now."
So, that means there won’t be a wedding in their future?
"Scary," Lois admitted. "He has a bunker beneath the building that he says can house two hundred people for three years. He had an exact duplicate of my apartment down there, including books I'd just bought."
"Why would he do that?" Martha asked.
Because he is a narcissistic control freak with a sociopathic personality disorder and strong stalker tendencies in addition to a god complex?
The story documented how Perry and Jimmy found the crater in Suicide Slum – the crater that hadn't been large enough to have been created by a mass the size of Superman moving at the speed a meteorite would have had. The crater where pieces of Superman's uniform had been found.
Chippendale Superman!
"And in the nick of time. A few more minutes and I don’t think even Superman could have been able to move that rock out of the way."
Maybe he could have landed it in the Sahara? I’m sure there’s some nice mineral deposits in there that could have given those countries an economic boost.
Very inspired adaption! I’m guessing the third one will deal with Luthor’s surveillance equipment?
Michael