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QUICK! In six words or less: What did Clark say when he finally got that door open?
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Lois? Why are you naked?
Jimmy, take off my Superman suit!
Mom? Dad? I need eye bleach!
Oh no! Lex Luthor clones?!
Battle On,
Deadly Chakram
"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
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He said something (a)jarring. 
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Look at all those Batman costumes.
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It's not what it looks like.
Lois, I can explain.
*looks at remains of door* Whoops.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
--Mark Twain
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Trick or treat!
Last edited by Lynn S. M.; 10/13/17 04:18 PM. Reason: original was a bit too gross.
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Oh, no! Not again!
Lois! That's my fidget spinner!
So that's who Ultra Woman is!
I didn't want to see that.
Pizza, Twinkies, doughnuts ... mmm!
What a nice green gl--
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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Gifts? From...SANTA? Those liars!!!!!!!
Battle On,
Deadly Chakram
"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
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Door? The wall would've been quicker!
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Feeling thick, but what door? Did I miss something while stuck in RL? Also, can't Clark SEE through doors?
VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.
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Virginia, you get to decide what door. Good point about him being able to see through doors, but I would assume that his ethics are such that he wouldn't casually look through a door, even though he could do so.
Joy,
Lynn
p.s., I hope that whatever was happening that kept you busy in RL was "good busy," or, if it wasn't that it has at least been resolved favorably now.
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"Why was that hard to open?"
"Superman could have opened this quicker," Clark mumbled as Lois looked over his shoulder at his fumbling, yet finally successful attempt at picking the lock.
"Superman?! How--! Oh, it's you, Barry!"
"Lousy solicitors interrupting our 'quality time'..."
"Jimmy! No... you weren't interrupting anything..."
"Hi, Lois! ... Oops, forgot my glasses..."
"It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then...he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him." -Batman (in Superman/Batman #3 by Jeph Loeb)
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Lois barged in to his motel room saying, "It's nine, I thought you'd be naked. Er, ready."
Clark sighed, "Why didn't I put pants on?"
"It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then...he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him." -Batman (in Superman/Batman #3 by Jeph Loeb)
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Should have picked door number two.
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