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Shattering the Fourth Wall (1/1)
By Lynn S. M.
Rated: G
Disclaimer: This story is not-for-profit. Lois & Clark belong to Warner Bros and DC Comics.
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Clark (as Superman) managed to subdue the villains-of-the-week before collapsing from the combination of kryptonite poisoning and wounds inflicted on him while under its influence. I hastily put the deadly rock into some lead piping, rushed to his side, and cradled his collapsed body – the way I did in
the famous spread from Superman (Volume 2) #75.
Clark’s wounds aren’t healing; too much kryptonite must have gotten into his bloodstream. Why had Bernie picked this week, of all weeks, to attend a scientific conference in Hawaii? I really need your help, dear reader. I want to ask you to clap your hands if you believe in
fairies Kryptonians, but that is too derivative and only works with little kids. So instead, I’ll just fall back on an all-ages cliché: Is there a Kryptonian doctor in the house?
