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And Now a Word from Our Sponsor (1/1)
By Lynn S. M.
Rated: G
Standard disclaimer: Metropolis belongs to DC Comics and Warner Bros. I just borrowed it for a it of not-for-profit fun.
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Poor eyesight? In need of glasses? What about a secret identity? Come to Metropolis Optometry and Disguise for all your eyecare and alter ego needs. We provide glasses for everyone – superheroes, supervillains, and potential victims alike. Why, we have such notable clients as… Ah, but that would be telling, and discretion is our middle name.

If you want to look MODest, or if you just want to MODify your look, think MOD – Metropolis Optometry and Disguise. So run or fly – don’t walk – straight to our nearest location.