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FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel #281462 07/24/18 09:09 PM
Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,025 Birmingham, AL folc4evernaday OP Pulitzer
OP folc4evernaday Pulitzer Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,025 Birmingham, AL	Okay this is purely for fun. What if Lex died of natural causes....say a popcorn kernel? Comedy and a good laugh. All comments are welcome. Story is here. ~ Folc4evernaday Jodi Picoult - You might not write well every day, but you can always edit a bad page. You can't edit a blank page. https://loisclarktribute.com Subscribe on YouTube

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281464 07/24/18 09:45 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,057 Likes: 20 Florida Queen of the Capes Pulitzer
Queen of the Capes Pulitzer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,057 Likes: 20 Florida	Bwahahahaha! YES!!! A fittingly ironic end indeed! ~•~

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281466 07/24/18 10:09 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 3 Connecticut	Bwhahahahahaha! Yes!!!! Got what he deserved! Love how something so simply was finally his undoing, since he views himself as a god amongst lowly mortals. Battle On, Deadly Chakram "Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent "One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281474 07/25/18 12:44 AM
Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,131 California Mouserocks Kerth
Mouserocks Kerth Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,131 California	Hahaha! Perfect! An unfitting end lol if only he could feel his embarrassment after death. Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness. --Mark Twain

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281475 07/25/18 01:51 AM
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 152 Southern California S SupesFan Hack from Nowheresville
SupesFan Hack from Nowheresville S Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 152 Southern California	Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Pop goes the weasel....”

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281476 07/25/18 06:56 AM
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,702 Canada J jackiek Merriwether
jackiek Merriwether J Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,702 Canada	LOL! Perfect! Superman: I hear you've been looking for me. Lois: All my life.

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281479 07/25/18 09:15 AM
Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 1,358 Likes: 1 Tulsa, OK Mike M Top Banana
Mike M Top Banana Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 1,358 Likes: 1 Tulsa, OK	What makes it more ironic is that in his previous life he would have never eaten popcorn as it would have been beneath him and the life he had cultivated. Mike Create all the happiness you are able to create. Remove all the misery you are able to remove. Jeremy Bentham

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281481 07/25/18 11:36 AM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,424 Likes: 1 Delaware L Lynn S. M. Pulitzer
Lynn S. M. Pulitzer L Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,424 Likes: 1 Delaware	There's more than a kernel of truth when I say that I enjoyed this story. (Sorry about the corny joke; I couldn't resist.) Joy, Lynn

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281483 07/25/18 11:58 AM
Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 917 Likes: 2 East Coast USA cuidadora Features Writer
cuidadora Features Writer Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 917 Likes: 2 East Coast USA	Priceless... and just deserts, often misspelled as just desserts! Cuidadora "Honey, we didn't care if you were a Russian or a Martian... You were ours... and we weren't giving you to anybody." ~ Martha in Strange Visitor "A love that risks nothing is worth nothing." ~ Jonathan in Big Girls Don't Fly

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281494 07/25/18 03:31 PM
Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 250 Likes: 10 P PuffyTiger Hack from Nowheresville
PuffyTiger Hack from Nowheresville P Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 250 Likes: 10	Lol! And no more arrgh! Yay!

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281511 07/26/18 07:47 AM
Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 107 Likes: 2 Pa dutch country Superjan Hack from Nowheresville
Superjan Hack from Nowheresville Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 107 Likes: 2 Pa dutch country	LOL! Loved it! Short but oh so sweet! Will be a little more careful in the future when I munch down on my favorite carmel corn, though!

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel Superjan #281552 07/29/18 04:20 PM
Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,025 Birmingham, AL folc4evernaday OP Pulitzer
OP folc4evernaday Pulitzer Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,025 Birmingham, AL	Originally Posted by Queen of the Capes Bwahahahaha! YES!!! A fittingly ironic end indeed! Hey Queenie! Coming from you I'll take that as a compliment Glad I could make you laugh. Originally Posted by Deadly Chakram Bwhahahahahaha! Yes!!!! Got what he deserved! Love how something so simply was finally his undoing, since he views himself as a god amongst lowly mortals. Yes, his oversized ego is nothing compared to a popcorn kernel. haha Glad I could give you something to laugh at DC! Originally Posted by Mouserocks Hahaha! Perfect! An unfitting end lol if only he could feel his embarrassment after death. Oh, the sting and embarrassment he should feel as he enters the flames of hell to reap everything he so rightly deserves. Originally Posted by SupesFan Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Pop goes the weasel....” I love that SupesFan! Originally Posted by jackiek LOL! Perfect! Glad I could make you laugh jackiek! Originally Posted by Mike M What makes it more ironic is that in his previous life he would have never eaten popcorn as it would have been beneath him and the life he had cultivated. Mike Oh, yes, the mighty Lex Luthor would never chomp on something as common as popcorn...until given no choice... Originally Posted by Lynn S. M. There's more than a kernel of truth when I say that I enjoyed this story. (Sorry about the corny joke; I couldn't resist.) Joy, Lynn Glad you enjoyed it Lynn. Originally Posted by cuidadora Priceless... and just deserts, often misspelled as just desserts! haha cuidadora very true! Lex got exactly what he deserved! Originally Posted by PuffyTiger Lol! And no more arrgh! Yay! Yep, Lois and Clark got married and Lex was never able to meddle in their lives again. Originally Posted by Superjan LOL! Loved it! Short but oh so sweet! Will be a little more careful in the future when I munch down on my favorite carmel corn, though! Glad I could give you something to laugh at Superjan! Thanks for reading everyone. ~ Folc4evernaday Jodi Picoult - You might not write well every day, but you can always edit a bad page. You can't edit a blank page. https://loisclarktribute.com Subscribe on YouTube

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel folc4evernaday #281666 08/19/18 05:07 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Hi Valerie! Quote Yes, I know it's super-short! Crazy, huh? LEX: Crazy? Crazy? The list of crimes in my arraignment was longer. Erm…I mean…alleged crimes in the sham that was my arraignment. Quote Wedded Bliss! The headline splashed on the cover of Tattletale Weekly of Lois Lane in his arms. So, on the morning of Lex’s wedding? Quote Never would he understand how Lois Lane had gone from her infatuation with Superman--a God -- to someone as lowly as her reporting partner, Clark Kent. She found out, if she took enough clay, she could model Clark into Superman. Quote Nothing would stop him. TEMPUS: I wonder if I can make a popcorn kernel appear in midair, exactly 100 years in the past. Quote He threw another fistful of kernels in his mouth chomping angrily as he stared at the image once more. Soon this would all be over. Soon he would... FATES: Quote The last thing that crossed his mind was how he had lost his life, not in a battle of wills against his greatest foe but instead had met his end to a lowly popcorn kernel. Actually, he was felled by the hands of Lex Luthor, so he should feel pretty proud of himself. LEX: For some reason, I just had the image from one particular episode of Game of Thrones on my mind. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel Darth Michael #281776 09/02/18 03:48 PM
Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,025 Birmingham, AL folc4evernaday OP Pulitzer
OP folc4evernaday Pulitzer Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,025 Birmingham, AL	Originally Posted by Darth Michael Hi Valerie! Quote Yes, I know it's super-short! Crazy, huh? LEX: Crazy? Crazy? The list of crimes in my arraignment was longer. Erm…I mean…alleged crimes in the sham that was my arraignment. Hey Micheal! Well, you have a point there. Lex is the expert after all. Originally Posted by Darth Michael Quote Wedded Bliss! The headline splashed on the cover of Tattletale Weekly of Lois Lane in his arms. So, on the morning of Lex’s wedding? Keep reading... ambiguity is the point. Originally Posted by Darth Michael Quote Never would he understand how Lois Lane had gone from her infatuation with Superman--a God -- to someone as lowly as her reporting partner, Clark Kent. She found out, if she took enough clay, she could model Clark into Superman. We really should patent that model clay. Imagine selling it by the pound. Extra Extra get your superhero model clay here. You can build your own Superman in any color, shape or size. Originally Posted by Darth Michael Quote Nothing would stop him. TEMPUS: I wonder if I can make a popcorn kernel appear in midair, exactly 100 years in the past. Tempus always is up to no good isn't he? Originally Posted by Darth Michael Quote He threw another fistful of kernels in his mouth chomping angrily as he stared at the image once more. Soon this would all be over. Soon he would... FATES: Keep reading.... Originally Posted by Darth Michael Quote The last thing that crossed his mind was how he had lost his life, not in a battle of wills against his greatest foe but instead had met his end to a lowly popcorn kernel. Actually, he was felled by the hands of Lex Luthor, so he should feel pretty proud of himself. LEX: Success! Originally Posted by Darth Michael For some reason, I just had the image from one particular episode of Game of Thrones on my mind. Michael LOL! Glad you enjoyed the little snippet Micahel. Thanks for stopping by. ~ Folc4evernaday Jodi Picoult - You might not write well every day, but you can always edit a bad page. You can't edit a blank page. https://loisclarktribute.com Subscribe on YouTube

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