Clark quits the Daily Planet to vlog in his underwear at home.
Clark quits reporting to be a stripper in Lex's new casino.
Clark quits drinking coffee to save money in the mornings.
Clark quits living in Metropolis to become a hermit in the mountains.
Clark quits being Superman to retire in his old age.
Clark quits pursuing Lois to live in utter despair.
Clark quits wearing the red briefs to fly around in more comfort.
Clark quits drinking wine to support Lois in her attempts to not become an alcoholic like Ellen.
Clark quits pestering Jimmy to date the women in Clark's little black book.
Clark quits his job to become a male model in Playgirl magazines.
Clark quits farm life to become a clown in the circus.
Clark quits his Boy Scout image to get Lois in his bed.
Battle On,
Deadly Chakram
"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
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