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Story is Here.

This was inspired by the Lex Luthor Birthday Challenge, although it probably doesn't quite fit the bill. No birthdays are mentioned at all, but Lex gets metaphorical cake, and if he could log onto a Superman fanfic site and request a birthday fic...and subsequently fill it himself with a sock puppet account...Well, anyway, it's a Lex Fic and I hope you enjoy. If not, here's where you can throw the tomatoes. wink

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Capes
Story is Here.

This was inspired by the Lex Luthor Birthday Challenge, although it probably doesn't quite fit the bill. No birthdays are mentioned at all, but Lex gets metaphorical cake, and if he could log onto a Superman fanfic site and request a birthday fic...and subsequently fill it himself with a sock puppet account...Well, anyway, it's a Lex Fic and I hope you enjoy. If not, here's where you can throw the tomatoes. wink

It was just supposed to be a fic about Lex Luthor. This qualifies. wink


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This was marvelous from beginning to end, but what really took me by surprise and made me rotflol was "his sexiest girlfriend Lois Lane"

Not his girlfriend, his sexiest girlfriend. Lucky Lois, the prettiest little filly in the (apparently) vast stable.

I was giggle-snorting clap


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Ugh. I suddenly feel ill.

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You're the real hero, LEX LUTHOR! We should make you the president
You have no idea how hard I am biting my tongue not to make a political joke right about now...

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p.s., Well done!

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Originally Posted by folc4evernaday
It was just supposed to be a fic about Lex Luthor. This qualifies. wink


YAY! ^_^

Endelda: Hee, thanks! laugh

Lynne: Don't worry, I saw it too; I was actually going for a nod to the President Lex storyline in the comics, and when I noticed the low-hanging fruit, I tried to soften the effect a little bit by including "And head of the UN", but I guess it wasn't all that effective. C'est la vie. I hope you at least enjoyed the rest of it. smile


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Thanks for the laugh Queenie! You totally made Lex Luthor the focus of the fic and gave everyone a good snicker. Great job.


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Hi Mary!
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LEX LUTHOR Saves Earth (by LEX LUTHOR)
rotflol
TEMPUS: Fake News!

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His vast intellect, far beyond that of those who might be generously called his peers,
That one I’ll buy.
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(Because he read too much of the Daily Planet and bought into their lies that Superman was actually good for something).
Cleaning. And rescuing intrepid reporters.

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"As it happens, I already developed a device last night that will save us all!"
He referring to the death ray installed on the moon over the past 4 years which is now close to its first test firing?

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It caused the meteorite to slow down and land safely in a LexCorp research facility,
Oh boy. Lex now has a city-sized piece of space rock sitting in an easily accessible location where he can mine all the iron ore and rare earth materials he will ever need to build a Star Destroyer?

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Lois shook her head. "I always knew he was an idiot," she said.
After all, who’d eat a bomb right in front of a lady and then *burp*?

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You're the real hero, LEX LUTHOR! We should make you the president and head of the U.N.!"

LEX LUTHOR laughed. "Maybe someday soon, my love!"

THE END
You know, I was waiting for this to be revealed that he is reading it to his and Lois’s children as a good-night story. Although, he does seem a bit unhinged.

/makes sure to carefully insert praise less LEX LUTHOR might be offended/

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Thanks for a good laugh! I love the tone of the story; it's so pompous and self-aggrandizing.


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I missed this one the first time around! What a hoot! Go Lex!
(Of course the profits from the metals mined from the meteorite will make a nice chunk of change for LexCorp. LOL!)


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