Hi Valerie!
A/N: The original plan was to post this in time for April Fools yesterday but life got in the way, so just pretend for a moment it's April Fools.
The original plan was to read this last year. I’ll just pretend it’s April 1st 2021
/Adds task to todo list/
Clark blinked, staring awkwardly across the long table to where Hal Jordan and Barry Allen were seated.
/blinks/ I don’t know if this detail is also DC canon and not just part of a fanfic, but in Catwoman Tales, Clark’s bachelor party resulted (amongst other things) in a permanent green glow of a patch in the Nevada (?) desert. /Points at title and the presence of JLA members/
“Don’t you get bored with the constant running and not going anywhere?” “Constantly, but I can’t just sit still,” Barry explained,
They should set up a hamster wheel plugged into a generator for him.
“Well, it’s not like we haven’t gotten to know one another on an excruciating level lately,”
How the rumors about Dianna’s proclivities got started.
noting the uncharacteristic smirk that had slipped across Bruce’s face.
Creepy!
“A holiday“A holiday for April or Fools?” Dianna asked.
“A little of both,” Clark cracked a smile,
At first I thought the JLA got quarantined during April Fool’s to minimize the damage they cause during that time.
you ponder how you’re going to explain your missed date with Iris.”
He could tell Iris that he spent the day at a hidden get-away with a princess from Paradise Island. I’m sure this won’t sound like he hooked up with a stripper.
Clark bit his lower lip, noting the glowing gold chord from behind Dianna’s shoulder, wondering for a moment if he should speak up but then again, this was the first time Dianna had opened up about anything since returning to Earth.
Aww, she’s lying
Cleverly done!
Indeed.
Entertaining little bit!
Michael
Thank you for reading and commenting. 
I appreciate everyone taking the time to read and comment on this one shot. Glad everyone liked it. 
Hopefully Barry gets there in time. 