Hi Vicky!
Summary: One photograph can be the start of a PR nightmare.
There a sceneshot from season 3, where Lois is touching Superman in public, right on his red briefs and he looks quite perturbed by it.
Jimmy choked back a laugh as a grin escaped him. “Oh come on, Lois! You can’t be serious! You don’t think it’s at all possible? I mean, look at the evidence.”
From the context: was Superman found in front of the women’s dormitory on the Met U campus?
Hmm… “Met You at Met U” could be a fun title for something…
Lois eyed him with a dangerous furrowing of her brows. “Evidence?” she snorted. “Evidence? You can’t tell me you actually believe The Dirt Digger!” she accusingly snapped.
Photos cannot be faked. You’d see it immediately. So it must be true.
Lois cut him off as she snatched the gossip rag out of his hands and squeezed it as though she wanted to murder the inked pages
She could roll it up and shove it down the throat of the DD reporter who produced this drivel. This could possibly murder him.
“The guy is wanted by every woman in the world…
Points at Lois : exhibit A
Clark tried to zoom in on the paper to see what had ruffled his best friend’s feathers,
I did was wondering about Sex, Lies and Bondage Tape, but it’s season 1. Fascinating. And since the challenge is about Superman specifically, she can’t be talking about Lex.
“Well, just because some guys are pigs doesn’t mean Superman is.”
They could find some pig DNA when they do the paternity test. It’s because he can fly, an ability he got from the pig, which is more likely to fly than there be a decent man out there for Lois to find.
Clark immediately recognized it as having been from Superman’s visit to Centennial Park, where the Metropolis Fire Department
He did not participate in a bikini shoot with the female support staff of the MFD, did he?
Which was unfortunate, because he was standing just behind a shrub that covered him from the waist down…while distinctly feminine dummy legs, complete with bright red high heeled shoes jutted out at a very compromising angle.
“Leo Nunk is a dead man,” he swore, fuming at the X-rated image. “This means war.”
Hey, at least there was just a single dummy visible.
Those photo challenges are greatly entertaining. You never know what surprise you’ll get.
Michael
would love to see what Clark dishes out! If the prank on Lois in Neverending Battle and burning her heel off is any indication this will be good
