Hi Mary!
Another one
It was a part of his earliest memories: some of the men would press further into the forest, looking for signs of animal life, while his mother was one of those who lagged behind, slowed by his weight as she carried him.
Kryptonian expedition? Or camping in Smallville National Park?
his mother would tilt her head to the sky and howl.
Wait, howl? Is Clark being raised by wolves?
It was all he’d known and needed until he found the egg.
The Globe? And the rest? It starts to sound like caveman age.
There, a hard, round egg had flown to him,
Globe.
She smiled kindly, not understanding, and reached out to pick through his hair.
ugh ugh
He could have fire any time he wanted, simply by staring at where he wanted it to be.
He is going to have many women. He can warm them all.
The world had grown smaller once he'd learned to fly, and now even the great mountain range was no barrier.
So…shaman…with a flock of women.
A woman on the other side clung desperately to the upper branches of a tree, though scaling it would be no challenge to the angry bear charging towards her.
An Ursus Lexus Maximus?
as Kal-El dropped from the sky, he noticed the fresh cut on the bear's nose
WOMAN: Me food!
BEAR: You food!
WOMAN: Me food!
BEAR
no doubt, once she was down from the tree, she would also run away from him.
WOMEN: Me food! No man!
KAL-EL: Me man!
Kal-El blinked. He didn’t know these sounds she uttered, but they were certainly more like the ones from the egg than any of the grunts his people made. “Kryptonian,” he guessed.
TEMPUS:
and within days, people were coming up to him and asking for fire.
Men were offering their daughters, women their companionship.
LOLO:
me man.
Yet no matter how much she complained, she still always howled back.
Oh those Flintstones…
Very cute premise. Very effective delivery. I do wonder how long this Kal-El is going to live. Might he become this Earth’s Lorien?
Michael
