Hi Vicky!
The challenge stated that someone had to acquire an undignified photograph of Superman.
Ooh you did another one!
She folded a baby-pink T-shirt from one laundry basket and set it aside in another, emptier one.
Washed her white t-shirt with his cape again?
“How are you feeling?” he asked, indicating the small wicker trash can by her feet, which was nearly full of used, crumpled tissues.
Aww, is she pregnant again? Those afternoon sniffles really are a pain, aren’t they?
Lois smiled at him. “Missed you too. Oh, and before I forget, Chris is working late and Michael said he’s bringing Jenna by for dinner this weekend. And Becca went to the park with Rachael and Fran to work on a school project.”
Oh boy. They’ve already been buuzzy!
Lois chuckled. “Better than hanging around here with a sick woman. Besides, they have to present a scene from Hamlet for their English class. I think she was a little embarrassed to do it where I could hear her.”
Is this like in Adams Family?
Sure, you weren’t pulling people out of burning buildings in front of them, but still.
No traumatized kids today. Win!
Bullying, smoking, drinking, drug use in kids…it’s all steadily declined since Superman starting making trips to schools and hosting rallies to talk to about the dangers.”
Yes, but the number of kids jumping off roofs has skyrocket since he first shows up.
“You!” Lo “You!” Lois neared shrieked in amusement. “You…didn’t check your surroundings, did you?”
did he teach them in front of the Centennial Nudes bar and grill?
“And did the building have, perhaps, a mural on it?” Lois teased.
Uh-oh?
“Tell your husband to stop sending mixed messages,” she recited, trying – and failing – to mimic Jimmy’s voice. “This was supposed to be an anti-drug rally after all.” Clark scratched behind his ear. “It was an anti-drug rally,” he offered weakly.
Does it feature Superman puffing the magic dragon? Or maybe a Marihuana leaf inside the s-shield?
On the building behind him, an old, faded, scuffed, and peeling anti-drug mural had degraded to the point where it read…DO DRUGS!
Oh. But hey, at least it was an obvious mistake. He could have hidden the “don’t” with his shoulders.
And they say photos don’t lie.
Michael