Clark sighed. That woman could lie on a dime.
Enamored sigh or giving-up sigh?
Lie, Lois, lie. He guided her with his mind. And then he realized that, if she did lie, she would say they were involved.
Will Lois also become gravitationally challenged? Will they stick? Will it be different from the first time? How long until Lois will notice something? Will she need them to save Clark? And did B39 use Kryptonite on a superpowered pregnant Lois to subdue the monster?
As Lois passed Clark’s desk, she whispered, “Stop it. I don’t need you listening in on all of my conversations. You’re acting like a stalker ex-boyfriend and it’s creepy.”
/squints eyes/ Does he share notes with another Clark?
“Sorry.” Clark grabbed his notebook and followed her into the conference room. “How did you hear him say, ‘with Clark’?”
Lois rolled her eyes. “He was standing right next to me.”
Yeah. Right.
“Right.” He tapped his pen to his notepad.
I think he accepted that. Hmm... I don't.
Ralph waved him off. After Clark left, he pointed to another reporter, “Barry, go cover the robbery.” Barry grabbed his stuff and rushed off after Clark.
He does realize that it's really inefficient, doesn't he? ... Oh, right. Ralph. Duh!
“Clark and I have a source about some employees or former employees at S.T.A.R. Labs doing some dangerous and illegal experiments on the side. Clark said he wanted to go to S.T.A.R. Labs to confirm the story with Dr. Klein.”
One stone. One Ralph. One superstubborn alien.
Nobody would ever try to steal the Daily Planet from James Olsen with Superman’s alias on the payroll
Nobody's trying to...
He glanced up at her with love, not desire or longing, love. No, it couldn’t be love, it must be appreciation.
Yeah. And the chocolate wrappers sans contents do not indicate that Lois has been there.
“Take me out for coffee.”
He raised a curious eyebrow at this request. “You shouldn’t be drinking coffee.”
Lois shifted her weight, crossed her arms, and stared at him. Clueless. “Then take me out for a fruit smoothie.”
And probably a good idea. Can you imagine a superpowered baby that's not only gotten Lois's hyper-activity genes but also got caffeine-stimmed while still baking the oven? The little one will be flying before he/she's walking.
“Did you eat breakfast?”
“No…”
“You can’t be skipping breakfast, anymore, Lucy,” he said as they walked to the elevator. “Your blood sugar will get too low and you’ll pass out.”
Also, she will clean-out a deli if she passes up too many lunches.
“If I promise to eat three squares a day, will you promise to lay off?”
Squares?
“Kal will thank me, even if you don’t,” he said as the elevator doors shut.
“Now, it’s two against one, is it?”
Lois, Clark, and Superman. I'd bet she never imagined the menage-a-trio like that.
“Mmmmm,” Lois moaned. “That’s good.” Her drink was gone within a minute.
Clark just stared at her and handed over his cup.
Was she a magnet for crazies?
Yes?
The Prankster and her old Irish friend, Patrick Sullivan.
This should be interesting...
“Hey, you want to grab… Wait, when’s your doctor’s appointment?”
Lois shifted her gaze to gathering her notes, so she wouldn’t have to look him in the eye as she lied. “One o’clock.”
/squints eyes/ Dr. Sam Lane?
He needed a hobby. Something to distract him from following after her like a puppy. “What you need, Clark Kent, is a girlfriend.”
But this universe is fresh out of Loises...
“I bet women are throwing themselves off bridges to get a date with a charming, handsome guy like you.”
It's the sure-fire way?
“There is only one person I’m interested in, Lucy, and she’s unavailable,” he murmured, looking away.
Dead?
“I know, Clark. I feel it too. Another reason you need a distraction.”
Poor Lois. And
He found Dr. Klein in his lab mixing up some turquoise blue liquid in beakers.
Some kind of drink? A new gatorade?
The doctor chuckled. “Decongestant.”
“I don’t like it when you’re mad at me.”
“No, you’re not, Lois,” he murmured under his breath. “Not sorry, one bit.”
She gasped and he glanced up. Lois was staring right at him, her eyes wide with shock. It was a strange expression for her to have on her face. It looked almost like she had heard him. He shook away that feeling. There was no way she could have heard him. She was at least six desks away and the bullpen was loud and noisy as usual
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Concubines, really! Clark, what am I going to do with you?
Well, at least, we are together. Even if I’m on a leash, Lord Kal-El.
She sounds happily exasperated!
Now, I’m hearing things. I could have sworn I heard Kal muttering across the noisy bullpen yesterday afternoon. Am I going crazy?
Now, who do we know with superpowers who recently knocked you up?
I’ve decide to get him a girlfriend. Any recommendations? Don’t answer that! I don’t want to know.
Alt-Lois?
Ugh. Three year old coffee.
Oh boy.
“I don’t like this, Lucy. That man in untrustworthy. You shouldn’t let him into this apartment at all.”
Oh boy!
I don’t see how we are any closer to finding Lois now, then we were two years ago, when he promised never to give up searching for her.”
Lois nicked her thumb with the knife. “Clark promised you what? When?”
OH BOY! And he hasn't given up. He's just laying low...
Please, let me know if I'm confusing any of you with Lois and her aliases and/or discussion of the other Lois or Lois's Clark.
Nope, it's fine. It just keeps you on your toes
Michael