Superman landed in the botanical gardens in Singapore City.
Oooooh!
He needed to forget about her and think about the mission at hand.
/expects the following reaction upon finding his Lois: "Lucy? Who's Lucy?
Why anyone would want to go through all this trouble to create a natural disaster was beyond Clark’s comprehension.
Lucy never told him about her Lex, did she?
“Actually, Kent, I liked your assistant. She has a kind of spunk I find attractive in a woman. Perhaps I’ll fly to Metropolis and you can introduce me someday.”
/squints eyes/
What an odd word choice, Clark thought. As they started crossing the room towards her, ‘Lola’ glanced away from the East Indian man with whom she was conversing, noticing them. Her eyes lit up with the joy of a child.
Hmm... That's... odd...
“Lexy!” she cried in excitement, her voice almost baby-dollish, trying to run towards him, but not being able to due to her gown. She gave up and held out her arms to him.
But likely it's just Clark's imagination and it's her not being able to see that she's not running. The 'Lexy' is still odd, though...
Lexy? Clark glanced between Lola and Luthor. He was looking at her like a disappointed school master and she like a school girl. They met up in the middle of the floor and she grabbed Lex’s arm and gazed at him with a look of utter devotion.
Huh. Odd, indeed...
Lola gave him eye contact for exactly five seconds and then looked him over top to bottom to top again, like a child eyeing her first hot fudge sundae.
Hmm...
More beautiful than Kal’s Lois, but he felt nothing when he looked at her. Nothing like what he had felt when he had first laid eyes on Lucy. No electricity like their first touch. He smiled politely.
No look at that...
Lola’s eyes went wide with genuine fear. “Cyclone? Here in Singapore?” She gripped his arm tightly, then she swallowed. “When?”
She really is disconnected...
She shook her head violently, let go of his arm, and made a beeline to the Indian man following them. “Asabi! Asabi! What is this about a cyclone? Cyclones aren’t supposed to strike here. That was in the data you gave me. Do you know what high winds will do to the frog population around here?”
Oh, great. And Duh!
“It is nothing for you to worry about, Ma’am. Let’s go get you a treat, shall we? Would you like a treat?”
Mmmmm... French Frogs!
After a quick glance at Asabi, she replied, “I’m sorry, Mr. Kent, I was recently ill and would not want to strain my vocal cords. Excuse me.”
Can't sing?
He couldn’t put his finger on it, but something was missing.
A soul?
Clark x-rayed the wall to see where Lola and Asabi had gone. Three rooms over was a small bedroom with a guard and a keypad entry. They were standing at a large tabletop aquarium filled with frogs.
Snacks.
Suddenly, Luthor put his arm around Clark’s shoulders turning him away from where he had been looking. “Kent, my boy, enjoying yourself?”
Sneaky.
“She’s quite the environmentalist.”
No. Just concerned about dinner. Or her little sister. Hmm... mabye both.
“Perry says that Lola’s singing career almost stole his best reporter away from him.”
So, Lex isn't hiding she's Lois Lane?
“Interesting theory, Kent. I’ve found that every woman has a price, you just have to be willing to pay it.”
Maybe we introduce him to Big Bubba in Cellblock C?
“A friend of mine would say that ‘Love isn’t a commodity to be bought or sold, but given freely or not at all.’”
“Your friend sounds like a wise woman,” Lex stated. “What’s her name? Lucy El, perhaps?” He grinned.
“Lois Lane,” Clark replied.
And that must have been during her first year at the Planet, right?
‘Lola’ returned at that moment and gave Lex a large sloppy kiss. He smiled at Clark and then wiped his mouth with his handkerchief.
Not liking frog-kisses?
“And I’ve learned, Kent, that women have a tendency to change their minds.”
Hmm...
“No, thanks, I just ate,” Lola replied, licking her lips.
Lex turned slightly green and wiped his mouth again, waving the waiter away.
Okay, so he didn't expect frog-frog kisses
Michael