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Well, now. I gave you lots to choose from in this Part to comment on.

Thank you for reading. Comments taken here.

Oh, dear! Just when it starts to get where Clark's heart is beginning to sing, Lois loses all sense of reason and makes it where she is on his list of people to avoid.

Then when you can begin to chuckle about poor Clark in Lois' hands, along comes Cat. She is not keeping Clark/Superman's best interests in mind. I hope that there is a bullet meant for her while they are flying (nothing fatal, but something to jog her memory and keep her in the hospital for a while.) Or Clark needs to learn the trick from the Superman II movies where he can kiss a girl so well that her memories are erased. I'm sure you have it all figured out, Virginia, but my poor weary brain in not able to think of how you are going to keep Clark's secret so he can live a life where he is just like everyone else in this universe. After all, he left one universe to escape that fate and now it is about to happen again? Poor Clark. Can't get a break.

Enjoying this.
Pat

Love the descriptive bits about Lana and Alt-Clark. I can imagine with his upbringing that he's not as confident and might think he had to put up with such behavior. I worry a little this Clark might settle for a relationship between Superman and Lois.

How fun that Cat has noticed the similarities between Clark and Superman yet no one has the time for her. It will be fun to see how you develop this.

Joan

It's a very interesting chapter, Virginia. I specially love what you say about Cat:

Yes, she's very clever. And after all, if I remember correctly, canon Cat had a lot of books in her apartment...

Looking forward (again) to the next part.

Wow that was a well packed chapter! What will cat do? And will Clark cave and kiss Lois after all? More soon. Laura

Pat: Yes, this will be a roller coaster of emotions for our poor hero and heroine (don't worry, I torture her too). Oh, And Cat. I'll torture her too. Actually, the only person I haven't tortured yet is Perry. Hmmmm. I'll have to think about that one. Of course, he's dealing with all these monkeys.

Is there a reason that she should? That's not really in her job description as reporter.

Oh, no, we can't maime Cat. She has a larger role to play in my little <<cough>> for me <<cough>> story. Someone already gave Cat the memory wipe kiss in another story. So, no, that won't be used here. (And no, I won't mention the title, because I kind of just gave away the ending / plot twist.) Let's just say, looks may be deceiving.

Yep, all figured and outlined out. It's only the details and well, actual written story that needs to be filled in. Just finished writing Part 28.

A break? Well, *that* sounds boring. He moves to another dimension and girl instantly falls for him. Where's the conflict and plot in THAT?! Anyway, wouldn't that be like a one-parter? I don't do well with those.

Thanks, Pat. Glad you're enjoying my ride. Oh, dramamine and seatbelts needed for the next couple of parts.

I'm glad that worked, Joan. PHEW. I re-tweeked it yesterday afternoon before posting.

Hmmm. That would be a twist.

I always thought she knew more than she let on. I recommend rewatching S1 with this knowledge in mind, and you might find out that canon Cat knew as well.

Sydney: I always thought (after watching 'Strange Visitor') that Cat was smarter than she let on. She's also much more observant. I always felt bad for her during "ASU", so I have given her a whole new motivation and outlook for life.

Laura: Welcome back! Hope you had a good trip. Will Clark kiss Lois? Hmmm. Okay, YES. At some point in this story, Clark *will* kiss Lois. <<ducking>> Okay, more than once. <<ducking again>> Okay, fine, MORE than in canon. Oh, sorry, did you mean CLARK or SUPERMAN or combined? Actually, I just did a mental recount. Maybe not.

The clock is ticking... my eyes are drooping... and still so much to do... so not much commentary for tonight. All in all, great chapter, yet again. Loved the look into Clark's mind with his relationship with Lana and even how much Lois just saying she likes flying with him really meant. Also-

Thank you, Mouse. I know that feeling. It's usually that or the guilt that come with waking my hubby up at 2am that finally gets me to bed.

Thanks. I just knew that I had to make him feel guilty for playing dirty.

Ooooh... She's going to have fun... lots and lots of fun... But first we have someone else to deal with...

Yea! Someone noticed him showing up.

I'm glad it feels like it's moving fast.

Burn!



So, no floating with Rachel? Or was Rachel before he learned to float?

Umm… the logistics…umm… That’s…

yeah, couldn’t he buy them in Rome and Paris and London like a normal person. By sending his personal shopper over there while he keeps track of his business empire back home?

I wonder if she had caught him in the stable, she probably would have allowed him to touch her again, sooner.

Really, Clark? Back then, you still thought having intercourse with Lana is a good idea? Marriage can also be without it. It’s called a political marriage and they do allow concubines. Say, a brunette Metropolite?

So, basically, Lana had him whipped.

And Clark just stood by, the doofus that he is, and never mentioned that sex was meeeeehhh anyhow and he would like to invite Pete Ross to the wedding as his Best Man, even if Lana thought that he had too much contact with farm animals in the past.

Awwwwwwww

We’re talking about our Lois, right? Not Our Lois, v2.

So, they’ll nix the El-crest body painting on her torso?

Ooooh! Nice. He did not exclude engaging in wild, passionate monkey sex with Lois.

Yeah, wouldn’t it be a bummer if he went through all this trouble and Lois still got there first?



No, it doesn’t. Well, to Lois, it would. While what she did was perfectly legitimate.

Duh! And here I thought that was part of the plan.

Yeah, that would have been awkward. But it would have maybe cu- erm discou- erm show- okay, delayed Lois until she’s out of the stretch bed.

DumDumDumDuuuum!

Hehehehe. And Clark doesn’t yet know what they call this Lois, does he?



Duh! The ghost of a rabid canine.

It’s like with the…creep…claiming that his victim deserved it?

Oh boy. Oh boy. And yes. Very likely. Lois is most definitely not looking at his face. Well, not as a whole.

The mole!



You did mention her getting extra time. And oh boy, does she. So, is that a prequel to the vignette where Cat said good bye after S1 and told Clark she knows?

No, it’s about how Clark engages in sexual relations with Superman.



No wonder only Cat would ever notice such a thing. She’s the only one with enough cattish interest that she would look at them that way.

Oh boy. You’re shoveling. *Why* are you shoveling? What’s changed?

Michael

Michael: THREE FDKs in one weekend!

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "take back".

Clark: (choked up with emotion) A Clarkie Bear, for me? I... I... I had a bear like this before my parents died, but I had to leave it when I was put into fostercare. Thank you, Michael. I'll treasure it always.

Details.

I think Tempus already established that Clark isn't much of a planner.

Nope, first flight was on Prom night after Lana paid him a compliment. Let's just say, he was too nervous about losing everything (first time, losing control, etc) to get to the flying stage with Rachel.

She pushes him off, he goes up, she goes down, they are no longer touching, she falls. Again, not a science major here.

Yes, Lana would have thought that an improvement.

I'm thinking stable (with non-humans) would be grounds for a total and irrepairable break-up.

First of all, brunette Metropolite lost in the Congo. Second of all, he does want a normal life, with a wife and family, so that means political marriage is out. Third of all, he thought their love could be stronger if they worked past all of this. He was wrong, but that's what we like about him. His hope for the future.

Yep. I'm sorry, wasn't that obvious from 'Tempus, Anyone?'?

Yes, telling Lana that her ploy to use sex as a means of control didn't work, would kind of back-fire on him wouldn't it? And Rachel was his best friend in high school, not Pete. Pete was just a foster brother. I'm missing something aren't I? her.

Nope, planning not his strong suit. "Plan" = distract Lois from phone call to Doris, Superman drops Lois off at top of building where it takes her a while to get back to a phone, giving Clark time to type up story.

He prefers stretchable Lois to full-body-cast Lois.

No, why do you ask?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH... Cleveland was right?

At least she's not obvious about it like SOME people.

No Superman Foundation yet, so *that* must've taken place back in Alt-Dimension.

But she *likes* his super side!

It's still early in the game. Let's start with the easy stuff first.

And? Let's see that would be...

Two Points.

That sounds like a funny story.

So, he's into role playing games? Or costumes?

It's all in the way you look at things. Lois, of course, for some reason, never questions her new found popularity.

Shoveling? Why am I piling all this stuff at the same time? I was trying to get further faster. It didn't work, but I'm getting better at it.

Oh, Cat-sayings. She IS a fun character.

You’ve got to ration them, Virginia! Not read them all in one session. Authors, never follow their own recommendations.

I’m sure Clark wouldn’t have.

You mean like ‘if you’re alone in a rented room with Lois, make love to her’?

Wouldn’t it be fun, if Clark was just listening to something and Lois blasted the horn next to him?



10,000 foot geese droppings!

Michael

Ration? What is this war-time? I ration your FDK, like Lois rations DCFB.

Yes, but he's triple jointed.

Um... wouldn't that be a distraction from their <<cough>> DP assignment? Wouldn't that like be like Perry PAYING them to have fun, making them in essence Concubines for the DP?

Doesn't Jimmy do that with the watch?

So much for picnic in the clouds.

Terribly sorry, I mixed up POVs.

You mean, Sarah? Zara, that is. Yep, that probably would have damaged his chances with getting back with Lana too. I cannot agree she'd be big on cheaters.

WHAT?! I get him for a five second hug and Sue gets him ALL NIGHT? This is because she's writing Nfic, isn't it? Well, let me tell you reading her story did inspire my Clark and Lois to... Never mind.

Can't compete with the best.

Just watched an episode of Smallville where a bunch of Sorority girls bake Clark a huge chocolate cake with his name over it in huge letters. I'm thinking YEAH, Lois wants a piece of that.

How sad. Role playing games for one.

Okay, there's this whole Chocolate bunny anology (or is it a metaphor?) I went into with my Betas... about the chocolate bunny of a story I started writing. It was only after writing this first story arc (eating the ears) did I realize it was a 2 ton 30 ft tall bunny. The story starts moves faster after that I promise. (Part 21, or was it 23?) Please don't stop reading. I'm already into my third story arc (don't ask how many there are I haven't counted them), where I let my characters out to play.

/starts worrying about getting jumped as soon as the new shipment is cut open/ Also, I'm working on my FDK backlog again. I'm up to 'One' now.

/tries valiantly to see point/

Yeah. But air horn is *much* louder.



Michael

Also, I wonder if there's any fics where Clark leaves Lana to go off with Zara only to come back and find Lana has married someone else, and THAT's when he moves to Metropolis... as a <<cough, cough>> divorcee. What would have happened if Clark had met Mayson before he met Lois? Poor fellow. He should come back here. It doesn't matter if my pacing is off. Currently only on what? 4 parts covering one day :rolleyes: due to being inspired by Sue's fic. Don't worry, I'm writing about a new day now...

Oh, what's that? Hmmmm. My beta wants me to go back to the previous day and turn this "N". Sorry, ain't happening. PG-13 is as high as I'm going. I've got to get back to A-Plot. She's going to have to use her own imagination. Have no idea where you got that idea?

Why do you ask? And this story has only one dead Clark so far.


I thought Clark could...? I mean, he would be able to reign in a Velociraptor, so...

Michael

Isn't one dead Clark enough? Or is it one too many? Good one.

Did you ever finish that story? Or, wait, was that the other story you didn't finish?

Does Tempus ever think that one is enough?

But she *is* more concerned about what torn flesh would look like when it sticks to her nails or how a blood-smeared mouth might not be considered proper.

Hey! I *did* finish Dare. I just never got to the intended squeeels.

Michael