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Oh, dear, Clark, what's that on the bottom of your shoe? Yep, he's stepped in it. What's he going to do?

Post your guesses here! Or any other comments you might have.

He should tell her the truth, then he can act on that thought.

Hmm, is Lois going to notice when Clark pushes her hair in the same way?

Hopefully Jimmy won't grill CK on what he was up to while they were in Kansas.

Clark: See that is the wonderful thing about Superspeed. I can write an article some time no one suspects and tell evertone I wrote it while Lois and Jimmy were in Kansas.

Lois: She is gald to touch me. Oh wait, only when I'm Superman. Well, I will take what I can get.

She is nothing like Lana.

Lois: So why don't you take me flying more often?

SM: Because then people would think there is something between us and it would make you a target.

Lois: I could wear a disguise while flying with you, like a red wig and glasses, and no one would recognize me.

He is going to tell her.

I don't know. She might try if she is really mad. Also, she might be more mad that he told her in a place where she is at his mercy. Hmm, I think this is a bad idea.

Sometimes force leads to the least cooperation.

Well, his ability to look at it this way is a good sign.

I don;t know. Since he thinks he is Clark, this seems more right then him saying "Lois, I'm Superman".

Not a good idea. Under the circumstances Lois will go balistic. She will believe him, because she knows it is possible.

Wait, she only Probably knows he was speaking the truth?

He had better tell her soon then.

He is going to tell her.

It will be easier than anyone else doing it. Anyway, maybe she will recover quickly. She does believe Superman can survive the leap.

Now he knows, and knowing is half the battle.

Hmm, too bad this is not obvious enough for Lois to realize Superman does not eat sweets.

I think this would be a perfect time to tell her.

I don't think that will happen, seeing how much she distrusts liars.

She does like me.

SM: I would not mind if you had.

Clark did not reaveal the truth. I was really hoping he would, although I sort of doubted he would. I suspected that the EW had plots to do more with the Italy angle.

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no. There is a character in this story who likes to take trips to Italy. I really, really hope Lois does not go there with him. Noooo.

Oh this is how SM has gotten around it being truly detrimental that others known about the ship, he has avoided saying that he came in it.

SM: I didn't ever travel in that ship. No sirree.

Lois: So what did you use the ship for.

SM: Actually it is not me ship exactly. It belonged to a relative of mine who has since died.

Lois: Wait, you had a relative here on earth.

SM: Yes, but he died tragically over 20 years ago.

Lois: That is sad. Are there any other of your people here on earth.

SM: Not to my knowledge.

Is this a non-longer existent scratch? The bandage is fresh because he could not wear it as SM.

Why is he wearing these glasses?

Wait, does this mean that it still may exist?

Clark: I have bigger goals than that. They are accomplished by keeping Lois happy, not be ahead of her.

Perry: But you want her to respect you.

Clark: Good point. Next time I will make sure to get the by-line. This time, I think Lois deserves it.

Is this because he told her that Superman was there are the farm, or is something else going on.

Lois: You said Superman was there in Kansas.

Clark: Lois, we are keeping that low-key. You know it, and I know it, but we don't want to share it with everyone.

How are they going to get out of this one. Is Lois going to save Clark, or let him fry? You are so mean, ending on a note like this.

John: Thank you for the feedback! Really, Herb? Thanks. Wait, you're not Herb. How do you know?

SUPERMAN: It would make me feel like and be treated no better than a taxi driver for people like the Luthors and Churches of the world. No thanks.

CLARK:

SUPERMAN: Because I'd rather you stay home and cuddle with Clark.

That's the plan.

CLARK: Well, okay, then. I won't tell her.

Like heroes, Lois tends to react, not think.

CLARK: Yea! I'm learning.

Good point, but in most stories it's the other way around.

Yeah. Probably not a good idea to tell Lois while aroused.

Well, if she hadn't been paying attention to national news. Nah, you're right. I'll change it.

CLARK: That's the plan.

That's the plan.

That's true.

CLARK: What? Who would do that to me? I mean, who already knows?

Acting on it is the other half.

LOIS: Really? Superman doesn't like sweets? That's strange neither does Clark. Small world.

LOIS: You told these STRANGERS before you told me?!

CLARK: They're my parents.

LOIS: What you're from Krypton too?

CLARK: No, I mean my adoptive folks.

LOIS: You mean the ones who DIED?

CLARK: Well, kind of. I'm from another dimension and in my dimension...

LOIS: Just stop talking. I don't want to hear anymore. Martha, please drive me into Smallville so I can rent a car so I can drive to the airport and fly myself home.

CLARK: Lois, you're being ridiculous.

LOIS: *I'm* being ridiculous! Out of my way, flyboy!

-- Response to John's FDK -- (cont.)

CLARK: What does that have to do with me telling her out of love? Oh, right, she won't love me because I lie. Right. That's why I was going to have SM tell her.

CLARK: My mom taught me to be polite! Ladies first.

Being shot? Yep.

LOIS: O-K-A-Y.

LOIS: MEN!

She's still thinking about it.

LOIS: Who knows? Maybe he's a super matchmaker back on Krypton.



LOIS:

Yep, she can't last long now, can she? Also, not this isn't the first time he kissed her head. I believe the first time was after he rescued her from the Sewage Facililty. He's never kissed her lips. Well, not as SM.

CLARK: My whole life is complex.

CLARK: It was?



Cat?

This is all true.

Yes.

I know I haven't mentioned it in like 10 parts, but when they first trecked to the Irig farm (the night of the mosquitoes), Clark cracked the bridge of his glasses. They were being held together with electrical tape. I'll go back and add a line of explanation.

LOIS: As I thought while talking to Perry, if he gets fired, he might disappear leaving me with this mystery in my life I'll never find an answer to. So, yes, we still have a relationship, what kind, I'm not quite sure yet. That all depends on Clark.

CLARK: <<sweating profrusely>> Really? Me? I need to speak up? Huh?

LOIS: I *always* deserve it, but I graciously share it with my partner.



Good guess.

That's the question all right.

Who me? Actually, this was the one where I miscounted the pages and it originally had like 26 double spaced pages instead of the over the top 21, which I had originally thought. So, I had to trim it down and moved the end of this scene to the next part. My apologies. I hadn't meant for a cliffy. Really, I hadn't... but if I've got to cut a scene short, that's the way to go, right? Thanks for reading!

So she has not picked up on the connection yet.

Lois: I still don't like it when you hold other women close.


Lois: Superman, you seem to want my to spend time with Clark. Why is that exactly?

SM: Well, Lois, it's like.

Lois: Oh look, there's the farm, time to see you spaceship.

SM: Don;t you want to know why I try to nudge you towards Clark.

Lois: Another time dear, another time.

Actually I was going for his shock at the news that Clark got shot. She thinks SM is shocked because CK did not tell him anything about it.

I've always heard it as "protesting too much".

Clark: I was not planning on sleeping with Lois in the bed in the room that is the equivalent of the one that was mine. I had no plans to do that. (I am trying for the overly specific denial as well protesting too much)

Clark: See, I am not a total lunkhead. I have made sure all lip-to-lip kisses with Lois have been in my true identity.

Lois: Hey, some of those lip-to-lip kisses were when you were Charles King.

Clark: You knew who I was though.

Lois: Wait, does that mean sometimes I see you and don't recognize you. But your Charles King disguise was so trasnparent, how could you possibly show up and me not recognize you.

Clark:

Hi Virginia,

Just wanted to quote my favorite lines:

How many times did canon SM and canon Clark both cup her jaw before it clicked?

SM: Strangely, I'm okay with this upsetting you.

Great job! If he wasn't planning on sleep in that room, what was he planning on doing with his new-dimensional folks down stairs?

MARTHA: Oh, thank God, Jerome slept on the sofa, if they had shared a bed... Nobody in Smallville would have slept from the noise.

JONATHAN: You're exaggerating, Martha. Now, cover your head with your pillow and go back to sleep.

Sydney

Nothing like Mom's cooking to ease what ails you. (I couldn't find an apple pie one, so I compromised.)

More?

LOIS: I CAN relax.

EVERYONE:

So, after all that bitching about her always going for Superman, he’s still quite happy to have a cheerleader/groupie at hand.

Maybe he could boink her, just once?

There he is!

“My lord Kal El is fine, Jimmy.”

JIMMY: Yeah. /points at Lois/

Umm…*that’s* what Krytonian’s call it?

Lois really did get an S-tattoo, huh?

SUPERMAN: I only take two women at the same time.

/imagines Superman holding Lois like he always does while dangling Jimmy along with his foot./

Well, if Lois took a photo, Jimmy wouldn’t hear the end of it from Lucy.

But he’d make an exception for Jimmy and carry him in the ancient Greek scholar/student way?

Good thing she wears ‘mad’ just as sexy?

But being a satellite launch platform pays even better.

Maybe if she jumped out of planes more often?

/imagines Lois pushing out of his arms and then falling with her arms crossed over her chest until he catches her again and she glares at him/

“I’m sorry. Please don’t use the Kryptonite.”?

Oops? Would make for a fun article: “I was Superman’s first and he never called me again.”

Well… I’m sure Walt could have suggested a way.

Right.

More alien probing? Naked pictures of her for the SkyNet?

Nah. Not before she gets the Pulitzer.

That’s what he calls ‘having sex’, huh?

Good thing she took up psychology 101 when Jonathan had his little mishap?

Clark!

Michael

Michael: See if I spread out the FDK over a couple of days, then I get double the fun, right?
CLARK: Um...

CLARK: Um, Michael, I don't "boink", I float, and I don't think I could stop at once.





SM: I believe that invoice from EPRAD still hasn't been paid. I better send in Bruno <<kisses left fist>> and Fred <<kisses right fist>>.

LOIS: I asked on the way to Kansas but the flight attendants frowned upon it.



LOIS: You mean that stuff is real? Of course, that's how you were able to be shot! Go fetch me some at once. Oh, wait, you can't, can you?

SM:

LOIS: Well, shucks.

CLARK: But... but... but... I did call and she had joined the ARMY and... No, wait, that sounds worse for me. Never mind. I'm going to stick with 'no comment'.



Probably more of the former than the latter.

-- Response to Michael's FDK - Cont.
LOIS: I would like to thank the Pulitzer award committee for taking their sweet time in giving me this honor.

CLARK:

MARTHA: I don't understand. He ate my pie this morning and now suddenly he doesn't eat sweets. Or is it he TOLD Lois he doesn't eat sweets to escape eating her cooking. Yes, that must have been it. Wise boy.

CLARK:

LOIS: Whom are you calling a "beast"?

CLARK:

Why would he want to transport Kryptonite back to Krypton? To get rid of his enemies?

And now you're behind again, and I'm caught up... oh, wait, I'm not. Darn!

LOIS:

ER2EW: He’s quite sensitive about that subject, isn’t he? And what did he call what he did with Rachel? And that ONS with Lana before she all but disowned him?

Michael

Rachel = 4 times/night. Yes, with Lana it was once but then they did it a couple or three more times after that.

LANA: I promise you I suffered through more than 3 times.

CLARK: Can someone please shut her up?!

LOIS: <<raises hand>> May I?

Because I'm an EW and I like to throw Red fish into conversations.

With only a slight scorch mark hole (or two) on his chest?

LEX: But I'm not a criminal. I'm an upstanding businessman. Why wouldn't we use the courts in which I have paid handsomely for the previldge?

LOIS: Because SM mentioned carrying around two women at once.

CLARK: Which is why SM suggested individually.

Darn, LnC for making my father a civilian doctor instead of a military man like Smallville did.

CLARK: I've got to walk myself through it first though.

MARTHA: What?! I'm giving you an excuse to have Clark cook.

LOIS: I forgive you.

Alt-CLARK: You mean I won! I did something before that guy who married the Lois who made me Superman?!

And my work is done. <<bowing>>



No, duh! How do you think Krypton exploded in the first place?

Still ONS.

Michael