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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

Oooops. There I went and posted 15 minutes early again. I hope you can forgive me.

Clark's line about couples getting married by checking into a hotel's honeymoon suite was inspired by Erin Klinger's epic fanfic The Accidental Husband .

Nothing like the romance of being in a honeymoon suite during Valentine's Day to put a couple in love in the mood to... talk.

I'd love to hear your thoughts.

This reason to not do it makes a lot of sense.

Clark: That would just be cruel and wrong.

Lois: Actually, it was your cousing, but close enough.

Perry: I do understand how to get what needs to happen to happen.

Clark: she cares about me. And she is jealous.

Clark: I would do this, if not for the curse.

he is going to tell her all his secret. OK, I only have a little bit of hope of that happening.

He has no idea.

I figured she had come to join Clark in bed.

Lois: Actually, it is wonderful, but I am not going to tell him that.

They are kissing.

They are making out.

I still think he should stop believing Wells.

and this time he can't blame it on the pheremone.

I am glad they get this moment of happiness.

she has forgiven him.

He will have to explain this soon. I think it is time for him to tell her the full truth.

He is far too believing in Wells' theories.

Well, at least she sees what is going on. The thing is, she has no way of knowing why.

she has admitted that Clark is right.

Oh, so she does not believe them. She is speaking the words to get him to talk. Well, I think it is her wisest move yet.

Good point. Hmm, he really should tell her everything.

I just re-watched "Honeymoon in Metropolis" last night, and I was wondering if you would include this line. I am glad you did.

I love how Clark actually made a sensible response here.

Why can't he use his x-ray vision to look through the wall?

Again, Lois fails to notice what he looks like with his glasses down.

Oh no, she is going to try sneaking over there.

Lois: At least he is sorry about this.

Wait I though he had said he had sex but it was not making love because it was not with her. How exactly was that wishy washy?

John: Thank you for reading, and the FDK.

It does?



I figured it was for the joke.

That's why he's the boss.

Slightly.

Quite the conundrum, huh?

I thought you might.

Plus, canon Clark says something similar to Lois in HiM, although he's teasing.

Thanks. <<see above note for story referral>>

CLARK: Could you please stop rubbing that in?

She really doesn't want to be married to any of the men she went to the honeymoon suite with, let alone all of them.

Instead of Clark knowing he'd sleep on the couch and Lois assuming he'd just give her the bed?

Well, marriage vows aren't to be taken lightly, John.

Clark's already broken that vow with that little white lie about Cat by the end of the scene.

No, he doesn't. Actually, that's what she said in canon.

Oh, dear. Trouble ahead.

About as much as they did in canon at this point. The making out really starts AFTER the maid leaves.

CLARK: And risk Lois's life just to get sex? I don't think so, John.

Nope. She's sober and she wants him.

Yes, a moment, and then reality sets back in.

LOIS: Clark's kisses have that affect on me.
Patience, grasshopper. Patience.

And he won't have any doubt in them without cause.



I think you missed something in that section. I highlighted it for you.

LOIS: Are you saying everything I've done up until now has been stupid?

One track mind much, there, John? It makes me wonder if you'll keep reading AFTER she finds out. Don't worry, I won't reveal too much too soon.

Thanks. I thought it a good segue into talking about Lana.

-- Response to John's FDK - Cont.

CLARK: There's no winning here, is there? Do I even get a point for mentioning Lana? Well, not by name, but that really wasn't necessary...

Er... no, it was the 800 lbs gorilla.

Lois can be focused when she applies herself.

2 points for being close-enough. Actually, the word was "you".

Well, yes, her and a new dimension to save, and that new houseplant to water. Oh, shucks, he left that in the other dimension. He'd have to mention it to Wells next time he popped in and tell him to go water it for him. <<ducking>>

Don't worry, answers will come, whether or not they are the correct answers though...

Um... No, Clark knows that Lois WANTS him sexually, but not that she loves him.

Hmmmm. Yes, how will he explain his previous actions?

CLARK: One little thing or two, really.

Good thing she's a professional interviewer then.

Good point.

Hence the "if he was born in 1966" disclaimer to this theory.



Her name really isn't necessary at the moment and more likely to clam up.

Right, that too.

Darn A Plot.

I always thought Clark's response was lame-o and should have clued Lois in. Who else can't see through lead? Duh!

Nope, she only catches him pushing them back up.

Well, how else are they going to solve the A Plot? Clark goes?

LOIS: Gee, Clark's apologizing. What a shocker. Please note sarcasm.

His initial response was:

That's what she meant by "wishy-washy".

This entire scene was included in the first break up of parts. But when I shortened the extra long parts to reasonable lengths again, I had to break up this scene, so I picked this spot. Sorry about any confusion.

Thanks for reading. I'm glad you liked the mock-wedding.

OK, maybe on the scale of "catch Harrington in a crime" verses "expose me and Clark to office gossip", it does not make sense that she objects. Still, I like how she is at least acknowledging the whole Revenge inicident. The failure to do so in the show made the episodes too close to no net change, zero-sum episodes.

Hey, he was on the verge of telling her 4 sections ago or so, I lost most patience at that point. Actually, he almost told her 15 or so sections ago. So he has been so close, so often, I have just decided to constantly push for it.

I think you missed something in that section. I highlighted it for you.[/Quote]

Even if she is lieing, she still admitted that Clark is right.

Of course I still will read after she finds out. Even if they get married the next scene. Somehow I doubt that it will happen like that.

On the issue of what Clark told Lois before, we had this back in part 72.

So, yes, his first response was wishy-washy, but then he added more clarification back there.

That was Perry's point.

Well, being that here it was only a week ago. Yes, I couldn't believe canon they just brushed that under the rug, before sending them off on a honeymoon. But, welcome to television, where a character can have a broken arm one episode and be off playing football (American style) the next.

Actually, he first tried to tell her back about part 20, when he thought she had kissed him on Trask's plane because she liked him. So, what you're saying is that as a theme, this one bites the big one? Or has dragged on too long? Oh, dear.

Thank you! And, no, it won't happen like that.

But he isn't supposed to know that she remembers that. As far as he knows (from what she told him), she had a total blackout of those two days.

LOIS:

But it was Lois thinking that his previous response had been wishy-washy and unclear.

As far as Clark knows she has no memory of ever asking this question before, but we were discussing that Lois should have a clear answer, not what Clark thinks of the whole matter.

LOIS: So, what you're saying is that I'm not allowed to think his previous answer sounded wishy-washy, and ask him the question again to see if he -- the great liar -- would give me another answer, being that HE doesn't know that I remember the first one?

What is Mr. Fredericks going to think when Lois and Clark Kent are now staying a couple more nights at the Honeymoon Suite after Lois got a cheap first night alone?

Lois:
PERRY: Lois!
LOIS: I’m still *thinking* about it! Geeeeez…

So, incest?



Alt Lois?

/decides to just scrap any further ambitions of writing own fic/



Uh-oh. Perry’s a licensed minister, isn’t he? Does that mean Lois and Clark are now accidentally legally married? There was once a comedy about a priest accidentally marrying the bride and the stand-in groom at a rehearsal ceremony.

Also, mad Lois is always extra sexy, so all beds(sic) are off.






Of Clark?

Needing a moment before turning towards her?

I wonder what housekeeping would think about the well-built couple first setting up a video camera near the living room couch and then next to the Jacuzzi.

She could always have sold her body…

/wonders what happened to them/

I think that’s not in the script…

Sucks to have killed many babies in a previous lifetime. And blown up a planet or two. I mean, that guy’s got worse karma than Tarkin.

Poor dear. She’s finally found a guy who does it for her and then he *can’t*. Just her luck.

Maybe if she tied him down with a tie of his?

Michael

He will think it was worth charging her the lower rate to get her to actually show up, because obviously she liked it so much she went and got married so she could experience it more.

Michael: Until I'm fully awake enough to write, I'll work on my FDK. Looks like you've been updating your smilies list again. Thanks for the feedback.

That they decided to get married after all?



PERRY: aw... shucks. Thanks. I like to rib my reporters so.

Alt-Lois wasn't married at the time of her death.

She's not paying for the room, she's "and guest".

You mean this one?

I try my best to surprise you.

What? Why? I love your stories!

I vaguely remember that plot somewhere. And...

Only couches, sofas, floors, and ceilings?

Lois denies emphatically resembling that remark about spying on Clark.

Of course. He wasn't wearing his glasses.

Well, they took it down before going into the DP, after that first night, so housekeeping didn't notice.

Well, that would be a new way to play fake-Monopoly. /Michael runs off to pen a new scene for his HiM fic/

Duh! Lois ate them.

Ooopps. Did Lois go off-canon again?

It was bound to happen eventually.

-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --

And here I thought you were saying that Clark was the reincarnation of Anikan.

LOIS: <<sniffles>> Isn't it? Well... <<stretches her muscles>> we'll have to see about that. I do like a challenge.

Actually, there's a new fic about that...

Really? Lois lying to him? Or Lois apologizing?



I see that line about Clark living with someone from canon is one of your favs too.

Either ER is excited about Clark telling Lois about being engaged, or he's enjoying EW metaphor about the gorilla punching Lois in the face. Either that, or he's drunk and just popping in smilies willy-nilly for fun. I'm going with a).

So, there's Lex's opinion and that's it? Not even a highway?

Clark shrugs adorably.

Good thing Lois is brunette.

CLARK: I knew I shouldn't have hooked up with Rachel again, after she returned from her stint in the military... while I was still engaged to Lana.

Yes, she's adding up details now: 2+2+1+1=9

or a "yes, dear."

You aren't accusing Clark of rape of Lana are you?

And? She wanted *him*?... over Clark? No, impossible.

No, a mic pointed in that direction.



Lois knew he had answered the question before, but since Clark has a habit of lying... And this is a subject on which grown men in their late twenties are apt to lie...

BTW: I also found: and and on the cheeky page.

I know that feeling.

Kinda sorta. Just opened the happy page and tried for some variety.



Yes, but after the gorilla I realized why should I even try. It’s like selling 5th-hand stuff in front of uuuu Macy’s? /mutters about needing to try and finish valentines vignette sitting on harddrive for 3-4 years…/

Hey! That was just a joke…

Yeah. Well, not the ceilings, unless he wants to tell her a secret.

Rrrrrrright.



Hey! Actually… /imagines Lois pulling a community card “you’ve spent all your rent money on shoes/computer stuff. To ensure you can pay your rent, you have to sell your body to another player for 500 monopoly dollars”/

I know. I was going for subtle recognition of joke to match subtly of joke-presentation.

She’s a naughty girl!

Also, Anakin.

/goes and waits over yonder for scene to appear/