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That ending line from 76 doesn't carry as much weight when read within the whole scene. Sorry about the hatchet job on breaking up the parts. I'll try to cut off at the end of scenes from now on (whenever possible).

I know I posted early again, but it was ready to go.

Comments?

I'm glad Lois found out more details about Lana and Clark's engagement.

Joan

I guess not all "protesting to much" incidents reveal what we might infer.

Lois: Exactly. Just because I constantly point out how I have no desire to touch Clark in very intimate ways, does not mean I have a desire to do so.

Except, not at all what she thinks it does.

she wants to hold Clark and confort him.

Hmm, Clark might need to correct her of this misnomer soon.

And again, Lois thinks Clark lied, when he mostly told the truth.

Lois: So he did lie.

Clark: Well, it was not the lie you thought.

Lois: So there was a lie.

Clark: OK, there were other issues I did not tell you. However it was not at all my feeling Lana induced fear.

She admits she thinks Clark did the right thing, even if she wishes he had not.

now he is more likely to tell her more.

On one level he is just plain wrong, and this Lois is that Lois. On another level, she is becoming more like that Lois by her exposure to Clark.

This is a very good realization.

Of course it is something that Cat knows nothing about.

they are touching.

more kissing.

Clark seems to be playing with fire.

Clark: Well, obviously kissing Lois won't kill her.

This makes total sense.

more touching.

Somehow I don't see Herb doing that, ever.

He should tell her the truth here.

Clark: Of course not, he would enjoy it a lot.

He so should tell Lois the truth.

He is not going to be able to keep up this obfustication much longer.

she isn't rejecting him.

He should just tell her the truth so he never has to gifure out what will happen when Lois puts her full mind to trying to decipher it.

Joan: Thank you for the comment. Actually, I was thinking of you recently. Next up on our Netflix queue is "Lost in Space" S1.Disc 1.

They weren't easy details to say or learn. Maybe it will give her some understanding on why he's be reticent about talking about his past.

John: Thanks for the FDK. Hmmmm. I guess the Cat scene wasn't to your liking.

Yes, that's the problem with "protesting too much". Sometimes, we protest TOO much because we're trying to be emphatic, not cover up the truth.

It doesn't sound like she's protesting her desire too much anymore, though, does it?

It will become more clear in time.

She thinks they are on the same page relationship-wise.

Doesn't mean that Lois will heed it either.

LOIS: Who's Lana?

No comment.

On, yet, a third level, IS she still the same Lois, being that her life experiences are different from canon Lois?

Maybe it was missing that Chilie Cheese dog he ususally ate for lunch. Oh, wait, that's Lois; Clark doesn't eat that stuff. Never mind.

Yes, but she thought he FINALLY told Lois the truth.

Yes, but that's his theory, and he's sticking with it.



So, Clark should just give up hope?

What do you think he's trying to say, when she keeps shushing him?

Well, he might if Lois were to die because of it.

He tried.

Hmmmm.

Well, that's a good thing, right? Because it means she likes him more than physically.

CLARK: Well, that sounds like a good plan. Now, to find the perfect time and place for the least amount of interruption. How about Jimmy's apartment?

We'll have to chat about those!

Joan

I'll let you know what my son thinks of them, once we've had a chance to watch it. Right now, I have to convince him to return Scooby Doo.

I just wanted to let you know towpath I'm still reading this story, just a little behind schedule on the commenting/commentary. A certain little on is One today and the party preparatb has been taking precedence this week.

Christina: No requirement for my readers to post FDK for every part. Although it is always appreciated.

Congratulations (belatedly)! I hope the party was a grand success. Toddlers are twice the work of babies and sleep half as often (napwise). Good luck in the coming years.

LOIS: “With *whom*?” /I’m going to *kill* that office harlot./

Also, there was that bit of hide-the-Kal-El with his childhood friend back in the day.

On an unrelated subject and since it was brought up in later FDK. He could always claim that his fiancée was back home. /points at sky/ He doesn’t *have* to tell Lois he arrived here as a baby. Actually, a lot of his story would be much more believable if he told her he arrived just shortly before Superman made his official debut.

Translation: He’s got nothing to be proud of.

Does sound like a lot of the women Lex has brought to him.

Just like the women Lex has brought to him. They keep saying they’d prefer a donkey, but then they keep coming back for more. Until he has no other choice but to shoot them with a bolt.

Also, probably because she was offering it to half the city, too.

He doesn’t like women who act like wanton harem girls. No wonder he ran from her when she was high.



She really *did* want him to take her while she was drugged. Poor dear. So hard up.

Actually, those last two bits, they where *her* fault. She was there when the revenge and the lead where flying low. She could have stayed home those days.

Protection?

She’s too mad to explode. It’s more of a slow burn that will tear him apart when it finally blows.

Maybe if he stopped acting like a scoun all the time?

Cat!

…a super man?

Isn’t that just as dangerous as Cat mentioning the word ‘super’?

Actually, that was just a manufacturing thing back in the day. Problem doesn’t mean a thing to Clark, what with his universe having had that Re-Earth movement before the air started to become lead-saturated in the mid-nineties.

Eating some fruit? Maybe a banana?

Cat Chow?

Umm… I think it’s the ‘cow’ part, our barn cat isn’t responding to, well. Maybe he should ask Lois about cow-metaphors. And when he recovers his powers and plucks the red/green watch from the place where the sun ain’t shine, he might even be able to walk straight again.

Michael

Michael: Michael's back!

Since she had sex before she met Clark she can't fault him for having done the same.

LOIS: I can't! I can't.

Why bring others into this conversation if he doesn't have to?

That was pretty much my thinking on the subject. Let her assume what she wants from vague references.

CLARK: That's not *quite* the official story.

ALT-LANA:

ALT-RACHEL:

CLARK: Please, no. Stop. Comparing. Us. Please.

And here I thought you meant fighting him off.

CLARK: No, she has that in her briefcase.

You mean, like when she find out 'he'll make love to her later' means 'never'?

CLARK: Nah! That couldn't be it.

That's the one.

Probably. Good thing the Voyeur doesn't own the hotel or anything.

Yes, they used to manufacture paint with lead in it, but they stopped doing that I think in the 70s here. During the Re-Earth Movement in the 60s in alt-dimension. So the bottom layers of paint would have lead in them, but the newer layers painted after the laws changes, wouldn't.

LOIS: Yeah, the gorilla gave it to me.

That's AFTER ASU.

Yep, it was the cow metaphor.

CLARK: I don't understand. I'm not lactose intolerant.



CLARK: That's my description and I'm sticking with it.

CAT: Why? Is the one I have out of date?

CLARK: It's more difficult than it looks.

Clark doesn't cage people. That's Luthor.

LOIS: I wouldn't say 'no' if someone offered...

Not like Lois believed him anyway.

CLARK: Okay. Yes. Superman gives me very stern talking to's on this subject all the time, as a matter of fact.

CLARK: Most definitely. If we have sex and you die, Superman would kill me, yes.

CLARK: I have no idea to what ER is referring.

CLARK: Well, it's a little snug... I think it might have shrunk in the dryer.

LOIS:

There there. And you can. There *is* a double standard there. Guys are unicorn bait. Girls, well, in case of Lois Lex did offer a lot of money for services not rendered.

To be able to say “I was completely honest with you and you still got mad with me”?

Michael

I thought double standard went the other way. Guys could have a lot of ex-partners, while women were supposed to stay virginal?

LOIS: Well, I believe in women's lib.

CLARK: What's *that* supposed to mean?

LOIS: That I have to act like a man in this business.

CLARK: Um... I didn't think you were like Cat.

LOIS: <<raises brow>> Is that what you thought I mean?

CLARK: Er... no?

LOIS: <<crosses arms>>

CLARK: NO! Absolutely not! You're nothing like Cat.

LOIS: You do realize you won't be able to get out of this doghouse for a while.

CLARK: So, every time I compare you to Cat, I push back the start of our intimacy?

LOIS: No, Clark. I wouldn't reward and punish you with sex.

CLARK:

CLARK: I'm not stupid! Just drinking milk isn't consummation, right. Right?

Hence Clark's adamant denial.

Someone in the ROOM!

And Mouserocks's completed deathfics.

yeah, but that’s been done and I believe it’s not very popular any longer.

But he’s got a bone!



Michael

Not particularly. At least, not with women.



I have good days. Thanks.

Clark was talking to alt-Lana in his statement earlier, not Lois. It is already known by the Readers of this story that Clark, on occasion, helped out the citizens of Metropolis while engaged to Lana.

CLARK: So, ooops? Is she upset about the milk drinking reference or the non-consummation reference?

Hence the alteration.

LOIS: I’ve got to pick and choose just one?

Michael