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Poor Lois! Poor Clark! Poor Cat! Poor Lex! Well, the guy didn't kill him after all, right?

And we're off!

Comments left here will be given an espresso and an Elvis anecdote to keep them company until you return.

<<Disclaimer: This doesn't mean that you'll actually get an actual Elvis anecdote with your comments, as any good ones I come up with will be needed either for this story or another one.>>

Aw, poor Cat I sure hope that was just a misunderstanding.


Joan

Is she dreaming of Nightfall or of the end of the last world (when Luthor caught her and there was nothing else for it while the world flooded.)

Canon: Lois: Sure, it nearly happened if you guys hadn't stopped it.
Alt-Canon Lois: Now why aren't you here to explain that???
Canon Lois: Ask H.G. Wells that, not me.
Alt-Canon Lois: Why would I ask a dead writer?

The fear is legit, even if it did not happen. This probably will be eased even further by her knowledge of his identity (as long as he doesn't distress her with knowledge of the one thing that could kill him.)

Awwww.....

Canon Lois: There's nothing wrong about slipping into the storage closet to make out with your partner.
Canon Perry: But it is darn near better than making out in the MIDDLE of the office.
Canon Lois and Clark:

The question I ave is whether the barista is the one from ASU or Michael.

The question I now have it whether or not he'll equate the taste of her coffee with her into the future. Might bode well for his changing taste in sweets (from pure fruit to candy.)

Interesting. I seriously think that he's not going to hold to the "no sweets" rule much longer at this rate, especially if he considers dark, unsweetened coffee as the equivalent of an angry Lois.

Suuuuuure it was. You keep telling yourself that.

I'm guessing Lois is going to be a bit cooler than the rest of the world about this impending "natural disaster."

And he loves it when she is.

One of the things I love about this pairing.

Without him there he can't tell you the secret you insisted he tell (obviously you've moved past that secret, but you're still curious, aren't you, Lois?)


Poor Cat.

Yes, poor Cat!

But may be, Phil's family = his parents? Or his brother, sister-in-law and nephews? Or something like that? At least, I hope so.

Joan: Yes, poor Cat. That should teach her to fall in love at first 'copier room'. Thanks for the comments.

Sydney: Thanks for dropping by. Hmmmmm. Phil's family. We'll have to see about that.

Oh, and ladies...

Christina: Thanks for the long FDK. Here's your espresso.

Hmmmm. Yes. One of those.

Canon LOIS: Ask Clark.

LOIS: Clark? What's this double of me talking about?

CLARK: Lois!

She already knows about Kryptonite... not so much that it's real though...

Thanks. See, Clark can be sweet.

After what happened when she was sprayed with Revenge, she's being extra cautious.

The one from ASU.

Hmmmm.

CLARK:

But he LIKES angry Lois, doesn't he?

CLARK: Well, she's still Lois, only hotter!

LOIS:

CLARK: How could I not love that?

He's trying not to draw attention to it. Anyway, who would want to kill Clark Kent?

Cooler? Well, she did just freeze after a press briefing.

CLARK:

This Lois and Clark, or just in general? This Clark cares more for Lois than his own career, yes.

CLARK: I shouldn't?

LOIS: No, Chuck, just keep right on doing what you're doing. It's just fine.

Curious about whether Superman ever loved her? Sure! Curious about Clark's true past? Definitely! Curious about what dinner would be like with both them there together with her... just talking of their feelings about her? No, so much.

Yes, poor Kitty got her heart broken. Things in canon will suddenly make more sense. We are heading into "Cat: the Untold Story".

Okay, it's not an anecdote, but isn't he cute?

Clark is draming of Lois. I am especially glad to see he is able to do so withoyut dwelling on what he cannot have.

Somehow I think Lois will like this idea.

So he didn't really "place a call to their room". I at least interpret that line to mean the room phone, and have to admit at first I thought you had contradicted yourself, but on further thought decided technically this explanation works, I guess.

he is procrastinating telling her, again.

Clark:But there really is no time.

Reader:I still can grumble about it.

But something will probably come up before then, making it seem he should have told her now.

Well, at least he wants to tell her.

Is this a clone?

Only the cheek. OK, maybe I am coming to expect too much affection from our characters.

Clark:Hey, this is better than back when she wanted nothing to do with me, or was actually mad at me.

I guess most people do not plan to rush to work at the end of their stay at the honeymoon suite.

Hey, those can be healthy, like bran muffins.

They are really kissing.

Clark:That is what boyfriends are for.

Why not just stay lip-locked to her apartment.

Lois:It is hard to walk while kissing.

Clark:Yeah, she might start to notice the floating.

Lois:Floating? What are you talking about.

Clark:Oh, Look at the time.

Clark:Lois, I will always remember your things.

Maybe this is her subconcious reacting to seeing Luthor's replica of her apartment in her dream.

This is why she is doing so much better here than in "Another Lois". Reassurances from live people just work better than ones from ghosts.

Clark: now she is dreaming of me, and not Superman, saving her.

The fact that he did not follow makes it more likely to be a memory than just a dream.

How exactly did canon Clark ever explain that? I always assumed Lois was so obsorbed with worrying about the wave she just did not notice where he was, but if she went searching, hmm.

Tell her, Clark.

If only Clark would say the same thing about curses.

Lois: You can say that again.

Wait, she does not just assume he wants something from her?


more kissing.

Clark: Not if no one sees.

Wouldn't someone have noticed a stench by now?

That would be so fun though. And having Lois mad that Superman had found a new girlfriend. It would really up the pressure on Clark to tell her the truth.

Another reason for him to tell her. I think it will happen.

Why do I think that most of the people at the newsroom think they know about this relationship as well.

I love this reversal of canon.

he is drinking more sugar.

I love that she can focus on her drink in a moment like this.

I think this car was part of St. John's plan to eliminate Clark Kent.

Oh no, she is going to figure out and be mad he did not tell her.

Except it looks like nothing is terrible, he survived unscathed.

So much for their relationship being a secret.

I think it should be "to be gunning".

What? Wimp out on our date?

Wait, but didn't Lois see him faint in Smallville, or at least just after he fainted.

Shouldn't he be used to the differences in the universes enough now to just go with the flow?

On the other hand, they do have a point. How did this astroid get so close with no one noticing it? What is really going on?

I am pretty sure that should say "make it to".

No, he will be hit by a huge rock, and possible lose his memory.

Lois:With how he treated me when I was under the pheremone spray, I almost think he likes mad dog more.

The visions would be a lot more useful if she could remember more. They would also be more useful if she did not at times misinterpret what she saw.

Although technically they would be better off if he had not been so stunned.

Clar: Well, I try not to lie to Lois, and to claim Superman does not have feelings for Lois would be a total and complete lie.

Actually, Lois, they are the same person.

Lois:What did you say?

Reader:Ah, lets move on.

Actually he chose the way to have her without everyone knowing. Hopefully she will not be too mad about that.

Clark:He always has felt romantic attraction to you.

Clark:Another reason to tell her. It is just too hard to even think of multiple relationships between me and Lois. I keep getting confused which one we are talking about.

That would be a bit tricky.

Why not, the meeting is not until late.

Clark:Technically we don't have a choice.

he said the scary words.

NR:Not the ones you keep hoping he will say "I am Superman".

PR:Oh, well, we will take what we get.

NR: you are just too happy.

yes they are kissing!

Is she envious that Lois gets to spend time with Clark?

This could get exciting.

At this rate soon the whole DP will be investigating Luthor.

Unless they are already there, or he brings them in fully in the open so no one suspects.

Cat seems a little slow.

I guess though if he came regularly enough, one would not expect a change.

She does seem to like him a lot.

Actually a does not imply b, Cat is jumping to conclusions. My first thought was that Phil went with his parents and sibblings or nieces and nephews, and not his wife and children. That would meet the description so far.

It is also possible Phil just goes with his children. He could be widowed or divorced.

Which does not mean he still has a wife.

She really is jumping to conclusions.

I like that we are learning a little of Cat's back story.

Well, that is possible. However she has not actually established that Phil is married.

Actually even if he was not married he might wonder if he had gone to far under the revenge and be embarassed.

Actually there are guys who just don't wear wedding rings. However not wearing it because it would get wrecked or lost in his line of work makes sense. Although I have to say I really hope he isn't married.

I still think she is drawing the wrong conclusions.

On the whole I think Lois and Clark are doing good. I mean they were kissing when we left them right. And they will have dinner tonight, right. And Clark is going to tell Lois today, so everything will be wonderful.

OK, maybe I should not count on the last one.

I think when he tells her CK=SM, she will immediately figure out about Kryptonite. She knows that Clark was shot, so there is no way to keep her from knowing Kryptonite is real.

Which is built around the false premise that they are different. Just because they look nothing alike does not prevent them from being the same being.

John: Thanks for the detailed FDK.

Well, since it's the only way he can have Lois...

Originally, I was going to have him call the phone in the suite, and then I wanted her to have a reason to leave her mobile phone at her apartment, to re-charge, so I switched it. It never made sense to me, why someone with a mobile phone (as shown in GGGoH) would use a payphone in ASU. I'll take another look at that paragraph and try to smooth out those bumps. Thanks.

In the words of the great Tempus: Duh!

So, she can drop off her overnight bag and recharge her mobile phone.

He's really good at coming up with excuses.







No.

She's in a hurry to drop her stuff off at her apartment, so they can go to breakfast and get to the office on time. Also, I don't want them seen kissing on the streets where anyone tailing her might see it.

True.

Or somebody delayed her on purpose?

Clark doesn't like bran muffins.

Debatable. <<funny thing, when spell checking this word, the other option was delectable.... which also works IMO. >>

Well, I did mention more kissing in this story than canon.

LOIS: If he keeps that up, I might have to agree to call him that.

I didn't think of that. True.

Interesting analysis.

I always wondered about that. Maybe she thought he ran off in a different direction.

CLARK: I'm Superman. Hey, look at the time. Let's get to work.

LOIS:

No, I don't think that'll work.

-- continuation of response to John's FDK --

CLARK: Yes, but Lois's nightmares aren't predicting her death. If they were, we would take them much more seriously.



Hmmmm. He is, isn't he?

I always wondered what happened to their coffees during the blackout.

NIGEL: I plead... what is it you Americans say again?... right. The fifth.

Not obvious enough.

Hey! Just like in canon.

Lois can't be worried about her co-worker's safety after he got hit by a car?

Thanks. Fixed.



True. I forgot about that one. Although, I'm guessing he didn't consider it "fainting" but passing out due to Green K exposure.

He'll explain his surprise coming up.



What? Again? Thanks.

Maybe. Maybe not. Different Clark after all.

CLARK: Not true. I like whichever Lois kisses me more.

Welcome to being a psychic.

Misery loves company.

Exactly.



Riiiiight. I'm sure that explanation will pop right into her head first, before everything else.

Reasons he doesn't need. Time and opportunity, he needs.

To say the least.

Actually, they don't set a time in canon, just "this evening".

LOIS: Oh, so now you CAN'T eat with me unless Superman is there. Men! <<storms off>>

CLARK: No, Lois!

He's said them before.

-- continuation of response to John's FDK --
She's envious of Lois getting to do "real" investigative work, instead of just gossip stuff and "where the celebrities were during the eclipse" stuff.

CAT: I hope so.

RALPH: I'm covering the whole call-girl angle.

WALLY: No! I'm doing the call-girl angle.

CAT: That's as close either of you will ever get to a call girl.

LEX:

Sometimes we don't always see what's right in front of us.

LOIS: I have no idea what you're talking about. I notice everything.

CLARK:

Yes, that's what she's implying.

She considers herself in love with him...

Those are both two valid conclusions. But in Cat's opinion grown men don't travel to the tropics with their parents and siblings.

Trying to kill of Phil's supposed wife already?

Right and nobody EVER does that.

Thanks. More to come.

CAT: Well, it's highly suspicious that he hasn't called me. A non-married man would have called me; therefore, he must be married.

Also possible.

CLARK: Me, too. Cat deserves some happiness. Oh, wait, I don't know about this yet. <<big embarrassed grin>>

Always possible.



That's very possible. Or she might not think about Kryptonite at all.

I love this idea!

I think it is now confused.

Knowing Lois, my guess would be the phone got destroyed during one of her investigations. Although I think the actual explanation is the scene with Lois using Clark to block a TV reporter was just fun.

I guess the second one makes sense. If it was just the first I would say "why doen't she just put it in her locker at work"?

I'll work on it then.

Yes, it was, but from a logical point of view...

Because the last time she brought a bag to work she got the nth degree from her co-workers, and this time she'd be arriving with Clark and an overnight bag, and she really didn't want anyone to put 1+1 together and get the right answer.

RALPH: That's 3, right?

CAT: :rolleyes:

[/QUOTE]Because the last time she brought a bag to work she got the nth degree from her co-workers, and this time she'd be arriving with Clark and an overnight bag, and she really didn't want anyone to put 1+1 together and get the right answer.[/Quote]

Well, technically they would get rhe wrong answer because Lois and Clark did not sleep toghether.