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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

This was the scene which inspired me to make Cat in the know. Hope you enjoyed it.

As always, comments appreciated.

Love the interaction between Cat and Lois.

That's lots of fun!

Joan

LOL that was a lot of fun to read. Good job and more soon. Laura

So she called immediately on leaving Luthor, interesting. I guess that is not high cab traffic area this time of day.

Lois:12 minutes with Clark alone with Cat is torture. I don't trust that lady at all, ever.

Where did the extra 3 minutes come from?

She is about to see Clark get pushed from the roof.

Oh Clark is still listening to Jimmy's advice, and Cat is hoping Lois will just go away.

Wait, couldn't he tell from hearing her voice that it was her before he saw her?

She really does not like Cat. Although considering that she was trying to strip him on the roof I can't blame her at all.

Cat seems to have taken every chance to antagonize Lois during this process.

Lois:Clark does not have that kind of memories with you.

Lois:I am the number one person in Clark's life, I should always be with him.

This all makes total sense from Lois' point of view.

Well, he actually didn't do that, so maybe it makes sense she does not see that in him.

Maybe cat is not doing what she thinks she is doing.

Clark: She doesn't want to leave me. Although if Cat is right and I should not tell Lois that I am SM, this might get tricky.

Lois:I meant not alone with dangerous sharks like you prowling to try and destroy him.

Clark don't antagonize your girlfriend.

Lois:She definately used the words "undress".

Lois:And if that is the case, why are you so desirous that I leave?

The more Cat tries to get Lois to leave the less likely it will be to happen.

Now Cat is just being stubborn. I don't think she can do any more good, and fear she will cause more emotional damage to Clark if she stays.

She already spent a night worrying about Clark. Here worry if she leaves him with Cat will be even bigger.

I still think he should send Cat away.

I hope she choses the former.

Lois is staying.

Since Cat is just filling in for Jimmy it would seem to be the polite thing to do to leave. I guess Cat is never very polite.

Lois:If that is so why were you trying to remove his shirt earlier and telling him to undress. Your actions are not those of a friend, taking him outside when he just recovered from hypothermia.

she has again accepted that Clark loves her.

Realistically I think at this point there is no gain from Cat staying, other then furthering her dislike and rudeness towards Lois.

See Clark knows the truth. I think he should have sent Cat away for that comment alone.

I don't think he does.

more touching.

They are being friendly with Cat gone.

I think this sounds like a good plan.

Hmm, that definately sounded bad.

Lois:So what, you want a short term fling with her as opposed to the permanent relationship with me?

And she does not care at all how much emotional trauma it causes him to force ahead.

Lois:But distrations are so much fun.

I am liking this part.

Lois: more kissing.

So why doesn't he just send Cat away? Maybe the key to unlocking his memory is doing things with Lois. The key is to get his memory back, once that occurs doing specific things should be very easy.

I agree with Lois here.

Well, whose fault is that? Not his.

So has Lois given up hope on finding SM?

Lois:See, it would be kind to send Cat away. Clark should do it for her own good.

This seems getting close to telling the truth.

Actually he was, although this disaster was not the one he came to prevent.

Clark:And she even knows how I do it. Probably good not to tell Lois that though.

Of course this is assuming that Cat's force methods actually speed up memory recovery at all.

And how does Cat being there become a neccesary condition in this set up?

Clark is so lucky Cat is not there right now. She would make rude and uncalled for comments that would just disrupt things.

I like this plan.

Lois:Hah, likely story, probably just made up to try to made Clark more susceptible to her seduction.

Hmm, although if Lois wants to be a good friend she should care about such things.

Lois:I am not Cat's friend.

we've slept together before. I knew it! I knew it!

Lois:Not like that.

Clark:What? You mean we havn't made love?

Lois:Sadly, no.

Clark:Why not?

Lois:Ah, the time has never been right. People keep interupting us.

Wouldn't that be the ultimate in revenge for Cat's rude and cutting statements when B39 invaded?

Lois:So much for her claims that she does not want Clark that way.

Lois:You could go home. No one is making you stay here.

I thought it was a livable solution. They all would have comfortable places to sleep.

But he will be asleep. So her complaint really does not make sense.

he really does want her.

I don't know. It seems that having her as a friend has caused him more problems than it has ever been worth. She has made things much more difficult with Lois many times.

So he gets bored by Lois's babbling?

Oh, so this was an unworkable hypothetical situation.

I guess that is also unlikely. I guess he has to go with the mantra he gave Meena a few weeks ago, work before pleasure.

more kissing. Just this part I think we have had almost as much as in canon-season 1. Definately more kissing in the ASU section than in canon-season 1.

I think that should be "Lois into letting".

I think he is righ about this.

I am unconvinced this is so. I figure once Clark regains memories of some things everything will come back.

Hmm, didn't Lois put up his sunglasses while in his hospital room, and she did not notice he looked exactly like Superman. I think there is more involved than just the glasses.

Wasn't the last time she spent the night there when he was missing, or did I make that up?

She did try to follow through on this as soon afterward as it was practical. Clark refused her though. Although I would have to say that was probably the smart move. Accepting her at that point probably would have had bad consequences.

Lois:And Clark does not make advances on women in hospital beds.

Good question, but I guess it is vaguely plausible it might have been self defense.

Lois:When secrecy was needed to protect Clark.

Because he is not one to kiss and tell?

Of course not, then things would be too clear.

I guess Cat being there actually helped Clark realize more of the truth about some things, but only because Lois was willing to tell cat things she is not yet willing to tell Clark directly.

Uh-oh. She’s too late. Clark’s already a red smear on the garbage pile.

Lo-is. :rolleyes: He’s not really that afraid of you.



Cat: There there. I did offer to help you train him, but you refused.



Plus, does a man without memories go back to being unicorn bait?

Shorter hair. Smaller bra-size.

There goes his chance for nookie in the next say…six days?

Shouldn’t that be lower case from Lois’s POV?

/imagines Clark at a loss with his tie/



Sounds like he’s got a good chance of brining company home to get a bigger party going once he gets his memory back.
RALPH: He’s tha man!
WALLY:
JIMMY: /I’ll get started on the eulogy/

LOIS:
CLARK:

Well…her body. Lex, now *he* also wants her for who she is.

His memory is back!

LOIS:

Crabs?

Aww, he needs his training wheels for his second first time.

I knew it!

Actually, it’s interesting that he remembers that concept but completely forgot who Superman is.

No. New Clark’s much more fun.

There *are* ways, as Lois herself had suggested earlier.

CLARK:

CLARK: Cat, are you *sure* that my memories are hidden inside my undergarments?

Michael

I apologize for the late response time. I'm trying to catch up on my cushion by spending my free time on writing. I'll work harder on trying to catch up with the comments, and I *am* reading them. Thank you for being patient with me.

Joan: Thanks for the comments.
Glad you're enjoying it.


Laura: Thank you for reading.
Thanks. Nothing more fun than two women fighting over Clark, and him trying to please everyone and ending up pleasing nobody.

John: Thank you for your comments. I know you hate Cat, but keep in mind that she does have Earth's best interests at heart. She's really not trying to steal Clark away from Lois; she's trying to save the world. It would be pointless to walk on eggshells around Clark so his feelings don't get hurt, if it means he doesn't recover in time to save the planet from the asteroid. It's tough love time, and Cat knows it. If the world wasn't in danger, Cat would be leaving Clark in Lois's capable hands.

It's fairly late into the evening now.

Clark's building doesn't have an elevator. She had to climb the stairs to the top floor.

Not from where she's standing.



Hearing isn't the same as seeing.

And this isn't her character, how?

CAT: And, yet, you left to be with Lex Luthor.

Always good to hear.

But she liked that Clark stood up to her and wasn't afraid of her.

So, you think Clark should be and not stand up to Lois?

CAT: Because you're distracting him from his goal of getting his memories back.

Likewise.

Different, not necessarily bigger.

Well, that would be just selfish and a slap in Cat's face for all that she's done to prove to him that he's also Superman.

But that's not what she was doing. She was trying to get Clark to remember that he's Superman, and test if his powers have returned. Jimmy was just there so he wouldn't be left alone.

CLARK: But she asked for meat, didn't she?

CAT: And *this* isn't a goal?

Clark is too polite to do that.

Coming back, but not all the way there.

LOIS: I'm not mad!

He actually stands up to both of them.

Thank you.

-- Continuation of Response to John's FDK --

But what if Herb was right about the curse, and if Lois and he make love she ends up dying?

He wasn't around to help Cat with her relationship with Phil... So, Lex's fault?

No, but she has no proof that he returned from his first mission.

That's because he's tempted to tell her at this point.

Not that they would do any of those with Lois around anyway.

That was easy? It's Clark's apartment, Clark's brains, Clark's decision.

Until proven otherwise...

Lois knew that Clark liked her at that point, just not how much.

CLARK (with his memories): Well, there are rules. And the rules state, Lois isn't allowed to kiss Superman and vice versa.

I thought you might.

Precisely.

Michael: Almost caught up. I should be there in time to post the next part.

And how many parts would that be?

Being that she can't see the words as words, does it matter?

CAT: That's right, Clark, this goes on before the rest of your clothing.

I don't think anyone's going to get much sleep at Clark's tonight.

I don't understand how the party can get larger if Lois kills Clark and Cat and then leaves?



LOIS: I most certainly did not! I alluded to it, but there was no suggesting involved!

-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --

LOIS: Exactly!

CLARK: I doubt she'd say that.

Exactly.

CAT: So!

No, it involves giving to Cat what she usually gives to Lois. Too much PDA.

So, Clark can't "zip" from Lois's POV at human speed?

Lois!



LOIS: I think so.

CLARK: She might fall asleep on the couch?

CAT: Not happening, bud!

CLARK: Darn.

LOIS: What?

CLARK: Um... I saw... uh... I have some socks with holes in the toes and I...er... wondered if you knew how to darn.

LOIS:

Lois:No, I left for a short interview with Luthor. I had no intention to "be with him" in any way.

Maybe Cat will learn to communicate what she really wants, but doubtful.

If she wants to keep Clark as a friend longterm, it would not seem a logical goal.

Sometimes I think he is too polite for his own good.

OK, then that Lois does not offer Clark some chocolate.

If he is sleeping with Lois and accidentally floats and she notices, I think it might lead to her

I was figuring out rightly why it smelled of Lois.

Oh, I had forgotten they let her go home that night. Still, after the shooting I can't blame Lois for not following Cat's advice. Not that she would have without the shooting. At least not very likely, she was still even trying to stop kisses as "cheating on Superman".

He’s a Clark, so everything’s possible?



It’s the thought that counts?

/shifty eyes/ 25?
EW: Michael

LEX: I don't understand. Isn't 'interview' a euphansism for 'being with me'?

She wanted to be subtle here.

I thought it was a requirement of a man's best friend not to like his girlfriend (or be in love with her, one or the other).

<<points to Mayson>> Ya think?

LOIS: That's for emergencies! And *this* is not a chocolate emergency!

Eh, she'll be that anyway. Might as well get it over and done with, right? Instead of keep putting it off? Plus, floating = flying which means = saving the planet, which is good, right?

LEX: No!

CLARK: Really? Who was that?

LOIS: You never said.

CLARK: Oh.

CANON CLARK: Hey, there has to be a reason I never told her after Individual Responsibility, right? Kissing, that sounds like a good delay tactic. Actually, let's practice that again now.

CANON LOIS: Oh, Clark. You're so funny. How about we practice me giving you the silent treatment again for NOT telling me sooner?

CANON CLARK: Oh, right. THAT'S why I'm a lunkhead. <<for bringing up that moment in time in conversation>> Got it!

It was the middle of the night.

But then they had the pasta passion night the following night after Superman dumped her, so technically she did *try*.

Still, the emotional downside would be very high. Best to save that for a last ditch effort, if they are down to maybe an hour and need to try desperate things. It is too soon to try now.

Lois:Way past time to follow Cat's advice.

Good point. So I guess she did follow Cat's advice, so it is not her fault that she has not made love with Clark. Well, at least not entirely.

True.

Of course, is a person without the memories of their first time still a virgin or not?

possibly.

Missed opportunities.