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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

As promised:

TIMELINE:

• Wednesday, 2/23 - Lois spent at the Lexor and had her late night call with Clark (Part 81)
• Thursday, 2/24 - Nightfall Eclipse - Clark visits Smallville with the letters
• Friday, 2/25 - Mission to space - Clark's abduction (that evening)
• Saturday, 2/26 - Clark MIA, found in Bay. Lois and Cat visit Star, Meena visits Chuck at hospital that night
• Sunday, 2/27 - Lois takes Clark to DP (A.M.), Cat tries to undress him on the roof, Lois and Clark kiss at his apartment, and Lois visits Lex's bunker (P.M.)
• Monday, 2/28 - Impact Day (current day and time as of the end of this part)

Thank you for reading, and for commenting.

I think you want to say "have it tested" or "Have them test it".

Cat and Lois sparring is lots of fun.

Joan

Cat is going to leave.

I think I am as confused as Clark by all of this.

It couldn't hurt them though, could it?

Because they had never done so. ALthough Clark does not know this.

That might help, but I doubt it.

This will make Lois way less likely to leave.

Even as an amnisiac he wants to tell her.

Hey, as long as he could blow freezing breth or move really heavy objects, I think he could convince her.

I think she will understand that the reasons do not apply to Clark, so this will not really be an issue.


If Clark still had doubts if Lois really love him as him, they would all be cleared up by now. However I guess he no longer remembers those doubts, so it is not as helpful to here this as it would have been before his memory recovered.

Clark:Oh no! I forgot to tell Lois abotu the suit.

He is undercover as someone else wearing normal clothes.

How can she be so sure of this? Especially since she is also wrong.

Clark:There goes my secret. Better prepare for Lois to explode.

Nah, technically SUperman does Clark's laudry.

Lois:But you were so happy that Clark would be alone for you to try to catch in your snare, that you did not bother asking Jimmy where he was going, or why.

I'm surprised that Lois does not react to learning Clark talked to his "folks".

I guess for him it is not. He knows Superman returned without having the suit as evidence.

they are hugging.

Lois sees the truth about Luthor.

Let's hope he does not get all his memories back. Although even then she probably could convince him to let her move in. Hmm, on the other hand, if she can convince him that they made love at the hospital, all bets are off. Although that might be hard with her claim to Cat that they have not made love.

Sounds like a good plan.

Cat:But you said you didn;t do anything.

Lois:That does not mean we arn't dating.

Lois:Henderson, can I get a report of all cases where unauthorized video surveilance equitment was found in apartments.

Clark:We need to be logical about this. A frontal attack on Luthor might open us up to a counter-attack we are not ready for.

Cat:Well, he an't welthy, that's for sure.

I think it should be "debris end up".

Should that be "Where is it?"

He's a lieing, cheating, murdering criminal, keeping your word to him just protects him from justice.

It can't hurt.

she uses the word to herself, even if not outlouad.

It is doubtful they would have told her anything about him if she had called again, what with it being an active police case and all.

I think that should be "from the apartment".

Except Luthor who will just have frustration that his plans have been foiled again.

I think that should be "want to give".

Best to keep the two of them apart for the time being. That is the last blame Clark needs to hear, with or without his memory.

she is willing to move past not knowing Clark's past.

"madhouse" should match with "was". Of course since its "strees of metropolis" maybe you want to leave the were and make it "madhouses", but the streets could be a collective thing compared to a madehouse. I am also not sure that "at" is the best word between point and either, maybe it would work as "in", but maybe it works how it is, it seems a little irregular to me though.

Wells' theory will be disproved.

so much for breaking Wells' theories.

She might be even more mad when she arrives.

And we have another anticipation full ending.

This section has definately gone on a lot longer than some others. It is now tied with the Smallville Arc, although that is partly because you include Section 81, which actually the only events in it that correspond to canon are from HiM.

Not that I am complaining about the length. I guess it makes sense for this to run so long, it has a lot more build up of tension, especially since in this case Luthor's plan to drive Superman out totally failed.

Well, it is often said that bickering is just a form suppressed attraction and he left Lois and Cat alone bickering for untold hours, so…





So, Cat’s private life, then?

Sounds like Lois is more up to the task than Clark himself.
LOIS:

Oops?

Makeup sex?

Ten minutes later: “Chief, where’s the ‘Save’ button on this computer?”

Nothing?



What’s the office going to think about that?
RALPH: Man, I knew it.
WALLY: Cat must have finally gone through all the guys in Metropolis.
RALPH: Word, dude. Word.

And Cat’s not a lockpick.

Both are obsessed with getting a good romp in the hay?

Michael

Joan: Hi. Glad you're enjoying Cat and Lois's bickering. There's more to come.

John: Thanks for reading and commenting.

Thanks. Fixed.

Yes, yes, she is, but there's been a condition added to it.

She's laughing because she knows what happened at the hospital and nobody else does. Great one!

For everyone else, it's a big deal, though, which is why Lois does this...

Because she wants him to get his brains back.

It's not big to Cat, because she known Superman has been back since that morning.

One would hope.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, she's checking for Superman, but since she's never kissed Superman she's not quite sure what she's looking for.

Cat's optimistic that Lois will tunnel vision on the story and forget about her. Didn't work.

Last "date" she went on with Lex was before he shot her the previous August.

LOIS: Not if that person is me!

We shall have to see what happens.

CLARK: Hey, I thought it was impossible to love Lois more and I keep getting proven wrong over and over.

That's true. She doesn't know how long it was. Superman said even he didn't know how long the recording equipment had been there, but he guessed a while.

Things are becoming less foggy.

Because Lois is oh-so honest to Cat, especially about her private life? Actually, we don't know what exactly Lois said to Cat, because the phone rang and Clark could no longer hear them due to the ringing in his ears.

CAT: I don't understand. Why?

LOIS: Ask Clark.

CAT: Oh, right, I forgot, he's a virgin.

LOIS: What? No, he not.

CAT: I meant an Earth virgin; he's slept with women from Krypton.

LOIS:

That would require them to be *found*.

Lois never said anything about a "frontal attack".

LOIS: Only if it includes my knee or a sword of some kind.

CLARK: Lo-is!

But that just sounds wrong. Dictionary.com didn't say it was a plural noun (like pants). I'm sticking with what I have. It's dialogue. If it's wrong, Lois is making the same mistake I would.

Thanks. I shortened this from a longer sentence and changed it to a question. Fixed.

Again. Cat is a reporter, who could steal her story. Why should Lois tell her anything?

LOIS: There really isn't another term. I hate using the word 'girl' to describe anything about myself.

But she still could've tried.

Thanks. Fixed.

LEX: That darn flying man, his reporter friends, and his Cat.

Thank you. Fixed. <<oh, the nagging Ellen is going to give me over this one. :rolleyes: >>

SAM: Lois may not have been a son, but she's still my little girl.

So, you're saying this section doesn't work? At All. Okay. I'll work on that.

Or proved. Whichever is more inconvenient.

You didn't think it would really be that easy, now did you?

Are you saying that I'm getting known for them?

It only went on long, because it was important. After we finish with ASU I hope <<EW crosses her fingers>> to be speeding things back up.

Michael: Sorry about the delay; it turns out, I hadn't finished prepping Part 97 like I had thought. Hmmmm. Need to get some of that memory stuff of Michael's. Whatever it was called. Thanks for the comments.

Nah, that can't be it.

You do realize she's only joking, don't you?



That should help him sleep. That's me!

LOIS: Hey! That's not what I meant?



CAT: Yes! Wait. What?

Exactly.

So, True!

CAT: Why should Lois get all the fun?

LOIS: Who's had fun for the last 10 years?

CAT:

Cat's only asking so she knows which apartment won't be protected by Lois.

LOIS: With slicked back hair? Oh, definitely not! With Glasses? Without Glasses? Oh, I don't know. They're both so cute!

CLARK:

CLARK: Oh! Foreplay!

CLARK:



PERRY: Dang nabit, Olsen, I told you to use the typewriter not that old IBM.

LOIS: Oh, my gosh, and the poor man in wandering the streets of Metropolis? I *MUST* go find him. You take care of Clark.

CAT: Gladly.

WALLY: So, do you think that they videotaped it?

-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --
CLARK: Have you seen her ears? They are so cute and nibblely. I just have to see them and her hair keeps blocking the view.

And here I changed the line so you would pick up the other implication, when Lois responded "Superman?" <<snaps fingers. Darn! Maybe somebody else will pick up on that joke.>>



LOIS: <<Shrugs>>

Peter is Cat's *younger* brother. She was out of highschool when he was in it.

PETER: I still date there whenever possible. But only the senors after they've had their sweet 18 parties.

MIRANDA:

Not quite.

LOIS: Yeah, right. EXACTLY how isn't that like what Jimmy wrote?

EW:

Ooops. Fixed.

SAM: Because I gave Clark 'the look', which said you better take care of my little girl. And what happened? That psycho billionaire *shot* her and got away with it! How is that taking care of my little princess?

CLARK: So much for getting Sam Lane's blessing on our marriage. <<crosses that off to-do list>>

Why would Nightfall go there? It's in IOWA!

Wasn't that Lois's point? That newsprint was thicker than blood?

If you meant font, the answer can be found on the front 10 pages of the Metropolis Star.

There's 10 hours left last time I checked.

Yes, but would it be worth being separated from one's body parts?

Lois stomped down the stairs before? Oh, you meant went to beat up Cat. Gotcha!

I guess really it makes no sense for someone else to do Superman's laundry, when he can do it super-fast.

Clark:Well, I do it super-fast, so it must be Superman doing it.

And slapping him will achieve this how?

Actually she knew Superman returned from going to stop the astroid the previous morning.

You know, I have to say, I never figured out how Lois could kiss both Clark and SM and not realize they were the same.

Lois:See I am a much better friend to Clark than some people think.

Possibly in reaction to her turning down a date with him.

Clark:So he was a violent spurned lover, why has she not pressed charges against this guy.

Lois:Lex and I were never, ever, in any way shape, means or form, "lovers". Not even in my nightmares. Although maybe in one I almost married him, but we never made love.

Good point.

I guess she could build on that angle.

True, but she seemed to be trying to convince Cat that she, Lois, and Clark had not made love.

That would confuse Lois. It would also be false informations.

You do have a point.

I guess after Claude such caution does make sense.

Good point. At least girlfriend and boyfriend are roughly equivalent both ways.

Clark went though most of a month of extreme despait over the matter, it has not been easy.

Gingko.

*You’ve got mail sound*Ooooh, looky there. Something to do this weekend.

Actually, no?

CLARK: But she’s like my *sister*! /plunks another pillow on top of head/ *lalalalalalalalalalala*

The EW was being sarcastic.









:p



I must stop thinking about a quote after every paragraph.

That, too.

Good point. Don’t know just *how* many times she woke up still handcuffed to a four-poster bed.

Hence the conditional.



Female office staff, terrified of dying? Sounds like an open buffet for anyone who knows how to pick’em? Oh, right. Duh!



Michael

Yet, isn't that what canon Clark says by way of an excuse in Top Copy... See Nan's

She told Lex that she had previous plans with Clark and would not 'break' them to have dinner with Lex to talk about her father. Personally, if Lex shot her with that at his motivation, people would have catagorized him as psycho much earlier. She hadn't told Lex she would NEVER date him again, just that she was busy that night.

possibly.

Yes, but what fun!

But most men aren't offended by being called "boys" (in this context) as they consider it a sign of them being youthful. Women are much more sensative than most men to this type of language, especially professional women.

CANON CLARK: Oh, poor fellow. A whole month thinking he could never have sex with Lois. Let me cry my eyes out. <<please note sarcasm>> I knew her for over 3 years, dated her for a year, engaged for another year, got rejected on our wedding night (okay, admittedly that wasn't her, but I didn't know that at the time), only to find out I was married to another woman, so let me pity you for your one month of despair.

I'm not the only one going... with anticipation!

CAT: Don't you people understand my relationship with Clark? I offer myself to him, he refuses. It's a game we play.


LOIS: I knew that.

LOIS: But he's doing that over in Sue's story, while that Lois wants to do some 'heavy lifting' as well, it did take her a while before she started complaining.

Perhaps she's not sure.

Sometimes the reading between the lines takes more than one line.

LOIS: Oh.

PETER: No comment.

Don't worry, Ellen is pretty good of getting herself crossed off the wedding invite list.

Good thing he always plays by the rules, then, huh?
LOIS: He’d better.

Michael

CLARK: Rules? Game? What are you talking about? I thought this was a survival technique?



Well, one of the added benefits of crossing Ellen off the wedding invite list...

Michael