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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

My apologies for the delay. Between sharing my laptop with my husband and iffy WiFi, I really miss my desktop computer.

Comments appreciated.

I guess I am about this part, but I was actually hoping we would learn more in this part than we did. I was really, really hoping Lois and Clark would get to actually really talk. silly me, thinking that could happen.

I guess this makes sense since SM may be needed to help in the investigation.

at them not talking.

Shouldn't Lois trying to help Clark keep his cover.

Lois:Not till he actually tells me CK=SM.

Jimmy:It is not funny to call us that.

I actually bothered to look up to make sure that "the Olsen Twins" were known in 1994, and lo and behold they were.

he is letting Jimmy write an article. This reminds me that the only consistent way to understand all L&C episodes is that there are two Jimmies. Two Jimmies works with what Jimmy tells Penny about how long he was at the DP, but even more it works with him getting his first article in "Brutal Youth" but we clearly saw him write articles in Season 1, and also it works with Jimmy's first photo spread having been with Clark's senior citizen's story and Perry's "Even Secretariate didn't win the purse his first time out" line.

So she knows that Clark is good at touching and feeling.

Lois:No comment.

Perry:We need Superman to be here to prevent any more bombs.

Clark just don't speak.

Clark:Why didn't I just do my taxes at home.

Lois:Because then you wouldn't have gotten me sitting in your lap.

Clark:OK, I guess I am glad I was close to you.

Clark:Obviously they are not in Mr. Luthor's employ, so maybe we should go see if they have connections to Cost Mart.

Intergang.

Eduardo:I do the astronomy section. Thus, I am the star reporter.

Lois:Minutes to decompress is what causes stories to go cold.

On the other hand, shouldn't she make sure that the story she was going to run from her weak source does not run?

Lois:So it was like I was on the date with Linda as well.

“If the MPD hasn’t broken the window of my office, I’m sure it says that Perry White is still Editor-in-Chief of the Daily Planet, and not Lois Lane, but if I’m mistaken about that, please don’t continue to keep me in the dark,” I think that should be "reached its limit", since it is "her boss's patience" that reached a limit.

Lois:Goody two-shoes.

Clark:I am so glad this is a secondary assignment. The longer Lois stays away from that creep the better.

Good think he can't be strangled.

touching.

that he didn't tell her. He could have told her, Perry was not that close. He could have snuck out with her and had a long conversation. The bomb was gone and the bad guys were all caught.

Why shouldn't she blame him. Perry was not that close. He could have told her.

Well, she was the one who actually went through with breaking up. And the one who accepted The Watch (TM) that has been such a block to their moving forward.

at least he did not try to blame her.

Tell her now Clark. Oh wait, is Perry still there, or did he leave?

How can Lois be to blame when she does not know? OK, she does know, so probably Clark is mainly right, she could fix things, but still, he is the one who wimped out of telling her so many times in the past.

touching, on the other hand she didn't kiss him on the lips.

more flirting.

that she still insists on keeping this secret from Clark. Hmm, what will happen if Perry refuses to not tell Clark?

But what about accidentally eavesdropping?

Next date.

Clark:I hope you like this spaghetti I made for you Lois.

Lois:How does your superhearing work?

Clark:

Lois:Come on, you didn't expect the glasses to actually work as a disguise, when I have seen you without a shirt, now did you?

Lois:So we know he does not proactively try to super-hear. In fact, it is more likely that not Super-hearing would cause temperature changes. Although come to think of it, that was probably all an evil plot by Lex Luthor.

Lois:Especially when he took me in his arms. Oh wait, no that was the end of February in his hospital bed. Wrong memory.

But there are so much more fun things than conversing to do with Clark.

Like the remains of Nightfall?

I think that should be "front of the van", although it does still seem odd to use van and ambulance interchangeably.

Gag at the thought of her spending more time with the creep.

she does not want to spend time with Lex.

It prevents her from kissing him every time she sees him.

Lois:although I am glad that for most of it I was much more in Clark's presence. I hope Clark really liked my dress.

She should have insisted that she needed a little first aid for her hurt wrists, and gotten Clark to take her to his apartment.

Hopefully Ariana has him too distracted to think about that.

Ariana:Well, I am trying to assure that.

Lois:Clark, you have such a nice bed.

I think that should be "enough to bring".

Lois:Well, if I was Linda it would have been working.

Sort of like James "Rebel without a cause" Dean, only they do even worse things.

I always thought the key to being a terrorist was creating terror, not having a reason behind it.

She really does want to sleep with him.

they are going to really talk.

Lois:Talk, who said anything about talk. I am going to do.

touching.

Lois:I don't even have one. Because I want my hands to touch something much better. Plus, I didn't want them to get burned. Is Clark hoping to tell me his secret through hints. I am going to make him speak it vocally.

they are getting closer.

more touching.

See, I said she no longer had mundane fantasies.

Wait, how does she know his chest is muscular.

Lois:I saw him without a shirt, remember.

even closer.

So much for her not having mundane fantasies.

That was not what he did in the hospital.

The unmarried are not fully adults. That is my best theory on the terminology though.

Lovers?

Well, I have known people who seemed to use "fiance" to describe relationships where the man did not seem at all committed to actually marry.

On the last subject, I have also known some people who would just describe the other person in the relationship as "friend" until they married. "Significant Other" might work, except at times it is used as a synonym for spouse. She could always try to revive "lady friend" or "gentleman caller", but those have baggage of actual use, while "manfriend" and "womanfriend" just have the problem that as not-sued terms, is it clear they mean what we intent. We could always use "romantic male friend", because "Male friend" without the romatic almost seems like an attempt to say "he is not my boyfriend", but that is so long. Plus "Romatic woman friend" is even longer.

There might be multiple issues with Clark almost calling Lois "Ultragirl", and I am very glad he got "Ultrawomen" said instead. However, I think something like "Radwoman" would have been better (OK, maybe not rad, but my point is about syllables). The problem with "Superwomen" vs. "Superman", is "Superwoman" is longer by a whole syllable. "Superlady" does not help any. So you get "Supergirl", "Superlass", "Superchick" or "Superdame". Hmm, maybe she should have been "Ultradame". However, I think the term "dame" has too much baggage to work. "Ultragal" does not seem to be as bad as "Ultragirl", but still not as respect commanding as "Ultrawoman".

more touching.

He's Superman, of course it would work. He can pull up the fabric anywhere she wants him to.

Sort of like what happened at the Metro Club?

Clark:Your soul mate.

I doubt he would run if she asked that. Wouldn't he want to stay and figure out what she knows?

She forgot to handcuff him first.

Makeout first, ask later when he is satiated and out of energy. Then he can't run so easily.

On if it is spaghetti and she is rubbing him like she did the last time they shared pasta.

So do him first, then expose that she knows?

Only if she tells him the truth about the hospital first.

Lois:I said, I could fall asleep, not him.

more closeness. Although this will only happen if she tells him the truth about the hospital first.

Why do I have this strong suspicion she would not manage to put off being intimate until after brunch in this case, even if he has not told her The Secret TM.

Would that really stop him from running away?

Lois:It is a win/win situation. If he does not want to show me he is superman, he stays in the handcuffs. If he does break them, well he has shown me he is Superman. He has to tell me.

Hmm, this does remind me, it is Lois's fault she does not know. Clark was totally going to tell her at least 2 times but she cut him off and prevented him from telling her. at her stupid exposing Luthor plan.

they were so close.

Lois: . I guess I was going for the most recent way that I know his chest is muscular. Plus, I never got to fully explore him then, what with him running off.

Lois: especially certain parts of his body.

Clark:Wait, Lois you were not just moving to have a better look at the bad guys.

Lois:

more touching.

Lois:I should have had handcuffs with me when we took the left over food to his apartment after we went to the new Italian restaurant by his place. Then he would not have gotten away when there was the knock on the door.

An hour later

Clark:All that wiggling did it anyway.

more touching.

Lois:For one think I would not still have this dress on.

Lex always interrupting the good parts.

Superman.

Nah, she missed it because she has had her fill of dealing with creepy rich guys for the week. Between Luthor and Carpenter she can't take it anymore.

Lois:Carpenter treated me like I was similar to Linda.

Well, that is a term that does not use "boy" or "girl".

Husband.

Only until she tells him what happened at the hospital. And that she has not had her period since. OK, I maybe don't think she is pregnant.

OK, that was lunkheaded, but I thought he was just joking.

OK, that was his stupidest line all evening.

Clark:Lois, the truth is, that I can make love, I just fear if we do, you will die.

Nah, the EW would never have let it be that simple.

That is not his fault. We blame it all on the EW. The quota of Clark wimp outs ways exceeded.

She he should have flown her away right then.

More blame on the EW.

Nah, it is her revulsion at Luthor.

Yeah, maybe it was Schumack.

Coroner:Nah, but we were told Lois Lane was edgy, so to be prepared beforehand to do an autopsy if she didn't get her way.

Clark:I told you everything I knew about the bomb.

Lois:If Superman wanted to kill someone, he would burn him to a grisp and spirit away the ashes, to make it much harder to even detect the crime was done.

Lois:Besides everything else, he was too attached to me to make any progress on doing that.

Officer Marlow:About 2 hours ago.

Lois (in mind):Just as he was caressing me so tenderly. Yep, this guy has no idea what he is talking about.

Lois:Not likely if he was slit in the back of his neck. He never saw what was coming.

So much for small words.

Henderson:It works much better if the police operate on an everyone is guilty assumption.

Reader:At this point the press would generally refer to people as accused and suspects. It would not be until 1996 and the Atlanta Olympics bombing that overly quick accusations would lead to the rise of "persons of interest".

Marlow:You have been making love with him for that last 3 hours.

Lois:What?

Marlow:I read the National Whisper. I know all about your relationship with Superman, Miss Lane.

Marlow:I distinctly remember LNN telling us Superman had killed. I just don't remember the details.

Marlow:Maybe he slit it with his head vision.

Marlow:Within attacking range of Superman.

More evidence that the victim was not a witness.

Lois:Don't say that too loud, or Superman might make an example of you, Henderson, for insulting his romantic interest.

Cat:Of the night, after Toni Taylor was through with her.

Lois:At least someone knows the truth.

Lois:Then how am I going to get him fired for incompetence?



Lois:Stop trying to take Clark's job. He gets to edit my copy, not you.

Henderson:Is that what they are calling it these days.

Henderosn:If you dielike LNN, why are you in a relationship with it's leader.

Lois:He enjoys my other talents.

Henderson:Which is why you two were so close this evening.

Amazing, she is giving Henderson credit for thinking.

Lois:I knew it.

Lois:By knocking them unconscious? I don't think so.

he is thinking of him as Clark.

Wait, did she talk to Superman yet? Oh right, he warmed her chest.

Henderson:The Batman, but I don't really believe he exists.

And away from the cops in the pay of The Boss TM.

Oh, he does not want missing evidence.

Lois:How do you think I get all my SM exclusives.

Henderson:I mean, recently.

Samantha (in background on phone): Mr. Goode, I just heard Lois confirm that Superman touched her chest. We need to run that story.

Henderson:The plea of his lover for rescue no doubt.

Because he already knows it.

Lois:Maybe not by the MPD. But I don't trust Ms. Drake to miss that chance to attack. And I trust LNN not to play this accusation to its full potential even less.

Lois:Murdering a man whose sole crime is sitting in a car seems a bit beyond most vigilantes. These "terrorists" and "vigilantes" hardly fit the bill.

Henderson:Not likely with the upper body strength he needed to take down those 3 criminals in advertising.

Lois:Yeah, Clark's horrible ex-fianee, La-, or something like that. I once caught him almost saying her name.

Lois:Although it might be good to finally tell her what I thought of how she treated poor Clark.

Henderson:Which is why we did not see him for an hour after you, Clark and the others were captured.

That is a low blow.

Lois:Just making out with the man of steel whenever I catch him alone.

Lois:How do you know that? The only person you saw me together with was Clark. Anyway, if I was dating Luthor, do you think I would still be here when he was on the way to the hospital?

Henderson:So are me and Elizabeth (I had to come up with some name for his wife).

Henderson:And I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Friends don't wear that type of dress when they go out.

Henderson:Of course it is. Your presence drew out terrorists, we need to know why.

Why else was he supposed to think from the picture with Cat's article.

So now it is her fault Luthor is not in jail.

Henderson:Elizabeth would have my hide if I had any idea.

Henderson:One that has red and blue markings, right.

Lois:Oh know, another person is on to his "reading lips".

I half want to say it should be "and would have sent". The phrasing there suggests that they did send the SWAT team to rescue, since otherwise without talking to Kent they wouldn't have done so.

Lois:Yes, one where Clark had to admit to me that he is SM, hmm, maybe I could be in Hawaii now with him enjoying his other talents even now.

Well, he did try to. He didn't want to give Luthor any ideas about his abilities.

OK, actually, I don't see why he didn't explain what he was doing to Lois.

I still don't get how he did that without her noticing if they were facing the same way.

Clark:But it was so much more fun to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.

To be fair, Clark was going to give her a straight answer, before Perry interrupted.

She really should just tell Clark and start working with him on the project. Especially since that is what Perry is most likely to tell her to do.

I think you wanted to say "as she walked up".

Lois:No, Clark would never have let me die.

Lois:So he is below gofer level.

I think that should be "want to add".

I think you want to say "bomb and didn't". The last part really does not work as "wasn't".

So this is black Henderson, not white Henderson.

We really need to see more of Detective Bob Henderson.

Bob Henderson:Bill's investigations do not usually involve things blowing up.

it is looking like Lois won't get her wish.

Fantastic chapter again. Loved the quick talk between Lois and Clark. Loved Lois' daydream. *laughs* You did really well showing how people subtly change their daydream as it moves along. Plus Lois managed to grope .. uh.. feel that chest in her dreams. Good going Lois.

I wonder what she wanted to speak to Perry about. Guess we won't find out for about ... 7 more updates .

I'm so desperate for a full chapter of lovely WAFFY Lois and Clark and there was a chance it was getting close ... until you hit us with that ending. There is no way we'll see them together for ages now that Clark needs to look for the real bomb.

ARGH!

I thought it was implied Lois wanted to talk to Perry about how she had learned that Luthor was plotting against the "Daily Planet".

Is Lois going to realize that Luthor has healed from his gunshot wound too quickly? How long is the real Luthor going to be willing to fake an injury? And how will he explain that to Arianna?

Well, Ariana does know about the clone, so most thinks will be explainable to her.

I hope Lois does notice something is up with Luthor recovering too fast. Still, if she does, what will she think? In a world with no clones, that is the last thing people will think.

Even Clark who had been cloned and had just been involved in exposing the president as a clone took a while to think "maybe this Lois is a clone" when she was acting off.

Oh my, oh my. Wonder what Clark's thinking about that statement. I'm sure there's equal parts and

So even subconsciously she knows things won't heat up from his end intentionally.

WHAT? What?? Seriously Lois? Who? Sure. What? Not so much.

heeheehee. Too bad there isn't another good time to try that. Of course it would need to be done BEFORE she tells him that she knows (or Clark tells her his life as Superman.) While it might be fun for Lois to be at Clark's mercy, Clark would need to practice self-restraint rather than be tied down physically.

Or a Red-Kryptonite lasered Lois... pardon me, UltraWoman.

Yes, he should have. It would have helped her to be comforted that Superman wouldn't have to reveal himself to do what needed to be done. While she always seemed to believe it was a possibility (this version only) it would have eased her mind a little to have Henderson on the case. Now Cat? That'd be a different matter.

I bet Perry would be the ONLY person (including Clark) that would be able to get away with calling her "Woman."

Not you Jimbo, the paper. Sheesh.

So was it a trigger? Or just a bluff?

He knows his rights, I guess.

Busy, busy I guess. Lois won't be seeing him in the morning.