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Yay, a new part.

Preganant Cat? Has that ever been done before? I'm enjoying this different take on her.

Otherwise, LNN would have reported that Superman took the CEO of the oil company responsible and used him as a sponge to clean up the oil.

Duh! Staying out all night and playing in the toxic mud behind the industrial site. He sure is no role model for impressionable young boys.

He trusted his government.

Yeah, can you imagine what names people would call her?
CLARK:

LOIS: Also, Cat in heat, huh?

RACHEL:

LOIS:

Oops?


The Uncle: “TheDoctor”
Prof. Daitch: “Daedalus”

Oops?


Diana:
Tempus:
HGWells:

Yeah, but without Lois or a job or money, what’s it worth, anyway.

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Michael

rkn: Happy New Year!

I'm glad. I don't know if it's been done before. I'm just a firm believer that one needs to be careful what one wishes for (here, it would be Cat wanting her own 'happily ever after'). Like with the Genie's lamp, one needs to word one's request carefully.

Thanks for reading.

Darth Michael: Sorry about the delay. School holidays and addiction to a new app game have delayed my FDK response time /there was a reason I procrastinated getting an iPhone/.

LOIS: I don't think the CEO of the oil company was actually in his clothes, when Superman took his wardrobe to the oil spill to clean it up.
LEX: Details. Details.

JOKER:

SCARDINO: Hey, Jenna, I've got to go to Metropolis for a few days, are you sure you can handle capturing Sean McCarthy without me?

MR. WU: It was so kind of Mr. Kent to bring me wanton soup from my mother in Shanghai.

Thanks. Fixed.

What? That Clark loves her?
LOIS: Well, Duh!
TEMPUS: Could you please stop saying my catch-phrase?

LOIS: /tilts head/ My! He IS flexible.
EW:

Some best friend!

LEX: I swear I wasn't in London nine years... Although, I did marry Ari around ten years ago... so... Nah! It couldn't be me.

JIMMYS: CK's the greatest!

CLARK: Hey, we're trying to eat here.

LOIS: /looks at Lex's body and then back at Clark's/ Nope. Still don't see why any woman would want Lex more.
CANON LOIS: I said 'no'!

So, when Canon Lois left Clark in S4 for Luckabee, she was already preggers? Doesn't bode well that Clark froze her, then, does it?

SWEET TART'S FATHER:

Or a red herring. One of the two. Also, I doubt either of the Jimmys, or Perry, or Cat would survive if the bomb went off NOW.

Or why Cat gave up on men, changed her whole look to chase Chow, played spy, went back to Phil, amongst other things...

Only their mothers? /ducks/ Oh, wait, I missed the "to"... um....
LEX JR: Who ever said I was legitimate?

LOIS: I'll take that bet.
CLARK: Me, too, just because I don't want her to be.
LEX: But she's not part of my stable yet. Would that be 50 Million?



LOIS: I'll take 50 on THAT horse bolting!

Didn't you mean: /Since Lois wouldn't really hurt Cat if she were pregnant, right? /

-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK --
Well, TD Gilbert was in his 80s, and he set up the email address for his grand nephew DT Gilbert, under 10, soooooooo....


THE KENTS:
LOIS: What about me?
CAT: You didn't figure it out until I gave you a hint. So, doesn't count.

PERRY: Sounds about right to me, but probably best not to mention that theory anywhere near a female.



CAT: Explains a lot, right?

Gets out of her investigation? Or jail from having murdered her fiance?

CLARK: So, not insane?

CLARK: But for *me*?
CAT & LOIS:

oops?

CLARK: Now, that's just sil... Ow! Ow! OW! Lois! Stop! Ow! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Good thing Lois and Cat never teamed up against him.

LEX: I'd pay money for that information.

Work holidays on the other hand…

I know it’s fun to play whack-a-lex or hide-the-anton on your phone, but you need to give your lois-trollop some resolution, too.



Right…

Oops?

Entire new reasons for things!

Which would be sad. Very sad. But as long as there’s a Lois and a Clark, the story can go on and we don’t need to press ‘Reset’. This ain’t Groundhog Day.

Ooooh! She was already nesting, subconsciously.

Easy money!
LOIS: Who do you call ‘easy’ there!
ER: See? Hormones.

CLARK:

CLARK:

:rolleyes:

Michael

At least some people still accept Superman's help.

that she didn't tell him.

He assumes Lois will be given real power. Plus, he has no clue that her getting the job was delayed by Luthor negotiating for more concessions.

Not in any direct or planned way. Things are bad, really bad.

He needs to stop viewing through a Lana-lense.

): That Lois did not actually write the note out.

He should have just bit the bullet back in June (or was it May) and told Lois "you can't pretend to date me while dating Superman, because I am Superman, so you will be really dating me either way."

What about during the weeks of Lois' recovery from being shot by Luthor when she would let Clark get very close to her?

This is the real reason he needs Lois, he is not good enough at being a Superman-booster.

Which in the world of LNN and such means he will fail. By the way does Mr. Brown of the Superman foundation (I am blanking on his first name) engage in promoting a positive image of Superman?

I should have mentioned this would be a good time to hear what he is up to.

Actually, wasn't it just from his email account. You do not have to get on a specific computer to send from a given email account.

Maybe she is angry at the world and wants revenge.

I think you only want one been there.

I think you want to say "need to get to".

Jimmy, don't even bring it up, it is too sore a topic.

Maybe that should be "as close to him as".

Lois:I have never slept with Lex.

Perry should have warned them more clearly that Lois's desk is bugged.

Did she? I thought she just told him she had a proposal and had not yet responded.

Oh no, that is the last thing Clark needed to hear.

Cat:At least not by Lex. Now, whether she is by Superman is another story.

Were they doing ultrasounds that soon in 1994?

I don't think that was the main issue.

Nonsense, Phil will be overjoyed. He likes kids. Why else would he tag along on a trip with his nieces and nephews (and in theory a brother or sister too).

Now Cat is being just downright horrible. Or does she realize they are being spied on by Luthor. On the other hand, I guess it is good that she said that in Luthor's hearing. Hmm, I can't grip about it as much as I want to now.

But that would cut in or her actually developing a relationship with Phil.

Hogwash, she has never claimed such at all.

Yes, at least someone is trying to pound some sense into him.

Stop giving up Clark, Luthor is defeatable.

Cat has a good point.

The vouyer is introduced.

Oh no, don't ever say that.

John: Oh, goodie! FDK!
If you think about it from a cost standpoint, it would be stupid for the oil company to say 'no' to Superman.

That would require communication.

Yes to the latter. Regarding the former, he assumes (probably wrongly) that Luthor's fiancee/wife would have more power at LNN than just your average correspondent.

Two! I now have two points!

Not in one of my stories.

Lucky you.

Actually, my favorite game at the moment is much more innocent. It's the Snoopy's 'Candy Town' game. I'm managing a candy company and the customers keep on coming.
LOIS: Who are you calling a 'trollop'?



What?! Why would you want that?
Also, do you think it's a good idea to introduce Lois to her soul mate?
CLARK:
LOIS:
CARLOS: I'm NOT her soul mate. Hello, priest here!

Ooops. Sorry, spelling has never been my forte. Just ask my Betas.
BETAS:

CAT, JIMMY, JIMBO: Why does Michael keep trying to get us killed off?

That's one way to look at it.
CAT: Apparently, women have no free will and react only biologically or hormonally... but, yet, that's not a problem for men. :rolleyes:



If CAT were pregnant...

Perhaps he's learning?
LOIS & CAT:

LEX: Um... Nigel, should I be worried? Nigel? Nigel? Were has that...? /finds note/ "Lex, returned to London. Nigel" Hmmmm. That's strange. I wonder why he...

Because he can hardly handle one woman?

CAT: /sighing, crosses that idea off her list/ I doubt Phil would have agreed to it anyway.

In the comics, Cat had a young son and a terrible ex-husband. At some point her son was killed by the Toyman. I know I've read fanfics where she's got a son, but I don't think they were L&C fics.

Michael

I'm glad that Cat finally told Clark Lois's point of view on the nonsense and trouble she's gotten herself into.

I can't imagine that Phil would be pleased to know that Cat told Clark about the baby first. He didn't seem entirely comfortable with Cat's relationship with Clark when they met, and this would just compound that. I'm sure he'd be thrilled about the baby, though.

He's already seen what happens when he loses his secret identity. Even if he doesn't have Lois, he still values his privacy pretty heavily.

Virginia said: ... So Superman stripped the CEO and took him naked to the spill site?

Virginia said: Eight weeks is pretty early. In my experience, doctors would do an ultrasound that early if the woman had had problems with previous pregnancies, but with a standard pregnancy, the first ultrasound is likely to be around 16 to 20 weeks.

When I was pregnant with my first, I called to set up an appointment immediately after the home test was positive. The receptionist told me that they wouldn't even see me until I was 10 weeks because there wasn't anything the doctor could do before then. At 10 weeks we could hear the heartbeat. In retrospect, I think that the receptionist was full of it. If a woman wants to see an OB/GYN to get checked out, she should be able to, even if it's just a well-woman check.

Michael said: I don't think I've ever seen it spelled "wantan". Maybe it's a regional thing?

Kinda...sorta...
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wan_Tan
But Wikipedia indicates that wonton is the preferred English spelling. The fun part was simply bringing up 'wanton' in any sort of proximity (or 6th degree thereof) of Lois.
HORSE: I'm dead already. Will you just *stop*?

Michael

mrsMxyzptlk: Thank you for your comments.
Yes, I had heard about Cat being a mother in the comics, which is why I didn't think it was too far off to get her pregnant.



Thanks for your comments.