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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

I know that you guys wanted me to squeeze in another 10-15 parts before making it to this point, so I apologize if I didn't torture Clark quite enough for your tastes.

Notes of protest may be posted here with your usual comments.

*plots to strangle you for that*

Okay. Good part! Started out bad (poor Chip, Jimmy's okay, still hate Lex) and ended on a good note. YAY!!

Mr Lambert will be happeh.

Sleepytime...

Kismatt: It's February and Kismatt has returned!


If you recall, Chip died in canon as well during the Kryptonite pick-up gone bad (where he impersonated Luthor). More on his death later on.

LEX:

Oh thank GOD you didn't squeeze more angst to get here. I think I'm done with that until just before the Luthor wedding, thanks.

First off:

Lois getting so close to her lover has not lead to any additional deaths.

Clark:What is this about Lois having a lover?

Reader: I meant male firned?

Clark:You meant, Lex?

Reader:No, you lunkhead, we mean you.

Oh no, Phil was to late. He did not manage to have Cat in his arms when she died.

This is the best thing that could happen for Cat and Phil's relationship. Of course Cat didn't want to break Clark's confidence, but it's better for her not to have any secrets from her fiance. I have to assume that Phil is trustworthy enough to handle Clark's secret appropriately.

Yeah, he has good reason to say that to her.

I really didn't expect her to actually admit how bad her behavior has been.

Exactly!!!!!!!!

Lois shouldn't fault him for not telling her. She deliberately cut him off when she knew that he was about to tell her. It's her fault that he didn't tell her. If she wasn't so stubborn, it would have been resolved much earlier.

Virginia, thank you, thank you, thank you for finally letting our heroes sit down and talk and hash things out properly. Now maybe they can get somewhere.

How does Superman know Phil's name? Won't this question cause Phil to think about things best left not thought about.

Phil:What do I care about that. As long as Superman is helping to find Cat and save her, I don't care how he knows anything. He probably read it in my wallet. Stop talking reader, and help us find Cat. I need her to be alive.

Hmm, maybe he was paying more attention to the oddity of SM knowing his name than might be thought.

Because in her depressed state she lacks the internal will to move quickly.

Cat is alive. Although, who is the named character who died? Oh no, it is probably Perry.

Wouldn't Superman call her Ms. Grant. He really does not seem to care about his secret identity.

Clark:Why should I? I am leaving this dimension when Wells shows up next month, and this month is mostly over. No reason to stay here, when Lois wants me dead.

This is bad. Very bad.

Lois:Tell me about it.

I guess it makes sense to tell this to medical authorities. At least this detail Superman could easily learn from his non-x-ray "x-ray" vision. We hope it is not real x-rays because those might have detrimental effects on the child. Also, if they were real x-rays would they detect anything this soon? I am thinking the child would have some bony parts that would show up on an x-ray, but with Clark's actually multi-spectral detection abilities, he definitely could detect a child, probably at two days, but clearly at 2-months.

Canon Clark:True, but there are too many unnoticed miscarriages that occur later than I can first detect the start of a pregnancy, so I avoid telling Lois as soon as I realize she is pregnant. It would lead to too high of an emotional roller-coaster.

Pregant. Yeap Phil, you are going to be a father. Better marry her quick before her Dad pulls out his shotgun on you.

Lois: and there he goes and tells someone else without ever having told me.

Clark:Well, I did take down my glasses, so you knew for sure. And I tried to tell you a lot of other times.

Lois:Still not good enough.

Clark:You are the only one I guess.

Lois:I have seen you kiss Cat.

Clark:Nope, you saw Cat kiss me. I never initiated a kiss with Cat, only you.

Lois:OK, but I am still mad at you telling her first that CK=SM.

Clark:I didn't tell her. She figured it out.

Phil, you are supposed to apologize while she is awake and aware. It does not count if she does not understand you.

Lois:I really hope Clark is recovered enough from being exposed to Kryptonite that he is not hurt.

Lois: Clark is still there and has not begun his journey back to Krypton. I still have a chance of convincing him to stay.

If there was Kryptonite in the bomb, wouldn't Clark already be showing signs of major injury, if not death?

she sees the truth.

Good thing they were as far apart of attacks as they were. Also, good think that Lex does not know everything about Kryptonite.

This explains why she did not notice it before.

Since Lois was the main force behind the DP supporting Superman, is there really a difference?

It would be so fun if Clark did not recognize her in disguise.

Clark won't run from her on sight.

No, only Lex is to blame for his actions.

I am glad she takes that view. Although oddly enough, it seemed in canon that the bombing had more to do with Lois than it does here.

Part of me just wishes she would give up. However I know Lois won't.

She could then arrange to have Clark Kent visit said dive, they could fall in love, and she could leave singing. I don't think Lois would like that though.

It appears that both these things are true.

It was more a lack of motivation than a lack of time.

Nell Newtrich:He has all the powers of Batman.

Who did you kill now?

there is still hope for Lois to kiss Clark and have him respond in kind today.

Things are bad.

I am sad to see Peterson die, although I have to admit to never liking him.

He still loves her.

Yes, things are improving.

Yes, they are coming together.

Clark:But lots of people die while I am here.

Does she really think that is possible?

Clark:When did you tell me you loved me during the week before you accepted Luthor's proposal?

Clark is not going back.

Ah, this is so sweet.

Yes, now Clark knows the truth of those words.

The power of the name has come back into play.

at the rate they are going we will learn if the curse has any affect on them very soon.

More evidence the curse will be proved or disproved during this encounter. How can he "experience every bit of her" without testing the curse?

Clark:Just because I want to do something does not mean that I will.

Lois:If it works for Clark, it should work for me.

Lois:Can't I have a little more fun before getting to the difficult stuff?

Clark:Are you sure?

Lois:Well, he has never been there when I was. He may have broken in, but I doubt it. He normally has underlings do such things.

Clark:I overcame my amnesia more than a month ago.

Clark:Was it the kiss that gave it away, or something I said, or that I was too out of it as Superman?

Lois:The kiss, but what was really bad was I was mad at you, Clark-you, and really wanted to cheat on you because I thought you were cheating on me with Cat.

Clark:Cat was under attack, there was nothing romatic between us.

Lois:I know, I figured that out just after the kiss.

Clark:So why did you break up with me, on my birthday.

Lois:Look at the time, I need to leave now. Otherwise Luthor might start looking for me too hard and find me here.

Clark:But maybe my would-be killer decided that a third attempt would put him at too much risk of someone figuring out who he was.

Lois:If that was so, he stopped one attempt too late, I already knew who he was.

Lois:Pretended to break up with you, it was not a real break-up Chuck.

Clark:It felt way to real when you were in Luthor's arms and not mine. When you went on date's with Luthor and not me. When you accepted watches from Luthor.

Clark:The engagement line felt like a line too far.

Clark:You said there was no way I could have proposed and you would have accepted. True, I worded it down right horribly, but it still would have failed, no matter what I said.

more touching.

Wait, does she mean more as in more time when she was in love with CK than SM? Well, it is about 4 months from when SM first appears to the break-up, and 5 months from then to Nightfall, but I am not sure Lois could claim that this was the situation the whole time after Nightfall. Although is at least one-pre shooting time when Clark could have done that with Lois, although it would have been horrible if he had then.

more kissing.

Lois: Go home Clark.

Clark:You are here. This is home.

Chip was the one impersonating Luthor? I don't think I ever realized that, at all. Of course, about half the times I have watched "Fall of the House of Luthor" I skipped that part.

Quick summary to tide over till real FDK:



Michael

And now for the full treatment…

Wouldn’t it be awkward if people lost their lives during those few minutes he took to preserve his modesty?

Is that why they have the ‘no-bombs’ sign stuck to the walls of the room?

Jimmy!

Actually, out of his cousin’s lunchbox. Must be an attempt to make sure Lucy won’t shack up with him.

So, disability retirement?

Uh-oh.

Well, knowing the boyfriend of your fling is usually helpful in avoiding embarrassing encounters.

Oh dear. All that can’t be healthy for a pregnant woman.

Oops?

LOIS: ‘Oops’? ‘*Oops*’?

Oh, so *now8 he’s sorry?
CAT: Sure, I’ll take him back. I always wanted to have an indentured servant.

It’s so someone *else* doesn’t hurt the ones he loves.

/points at first remark/ Car went right off the curve there/

Michael

Christina: That's a huge happiness party you threw there. I'm glad to have finally hit the right note with my readers, and you are all excited by this new development.

Let's hope so.

After all she's put him through, he's allowed to be hurt and angry.

Don't worry, I won't make it happen often enough to be OOC.

Keep in mind, she still thinks that he received that note she brought after her meeting with Louie (while Clark was in Brazil) explaining what was going on.

She shouldn't, but she shall. See, she doesn't admit guilt all the time. She still thinks he should have told her before Nightfall... months earlier in fact. /Yes, she's totally denying the memory that he told her in Smallville and she laughed in his face./

Um... They talked? Sure. Okay. Everything's out there and cleared up. Nothing could possibly be swept under the carpet in their excitement or anything.


Darth Michael: And here I thought GoT had started up again. Good, I still have your attention through March.

Um... okay? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Or just a Lois and Clark thing? Good thing he knows how to fly. Will comment on your real FDK later on. Time to pick up kids from school.

John:

-- Continuation of my response to John's FDK --

LEX:

CLARK: I wasn't really protesting the "kissing" more the closeness of the kryptonite.

As if it would be any easier on him, if she died while they kissed.

That is very possible.

John!

He didn't say he wanted to experience every bit "of her". But of this kiss.

Exactly.

I believe the correct answer would be "as little as possible".

Hmmmm. It sounds like John's saying I have a bit of a reputation of making characters run out in the middle of important conversations.

Don't you mean "without his uniform on"?
LOIS: Right! That's what I meant.
CLARK: You mean as Clark?
LOIS: No, I mean naked.

She means that she's loved Clark more than Superman for a while now.

Also, they're already at Clark's apartment.

Yes, we see Lex Luthor get gunned down during the shoot out with the guys selling the Kryptonite. And we're all like and then Mrs. Cox pulls a mask off of Chip as the real Lex steps out of the limo.

Until the police dragged Mrs. Cox into the wedding and Lex says, "Et Tu, Mrs. Cox?" I thought it was Mrs. Cox behind a Lex Luthor mask who jumped from the balcony (reminder: When I first watched HoL I watched it on Netflix's Instant list where a good 10-15 minutes of the cage scene, the prewedding mirror scene, and Lois's doubts as she walked down the aisle during the wedding were cut, so I didn't see these shots until much, much later).

Thanks for your comments, John.

Darth Michael:
/rubs hands in anticipation/

You mean like that charcoal briquette next to the lunch table?

LOIS: Not even then.

Nah. It couldn't be!

Actually, Lex has a thing for women with REALLY long hair... if you recall.

CLARK: How did he know I could... I mean, I don't fly! oh. right. Never mind.

If nookie = make out sessions at work, then yes.

LINDA: Heck, yeah!

Well, she didn't tell Phil she was pregnant! Okay, she didn't know at the time, but that's beside the point.

That's what she's trying to avoid.

So, you don't like Clark with a spine?

ALT-RACHEL: Apparently, it is in my dimension.
ALT-LANA: Then, you're doing it all wrong. Dating is about NOT giving up sex.


LOIS: How... How did he do THAT?!

LOIS: Superman!

See, Clark could have taken his secret further.

Doesn't that mean Cat should get a part of the spoils?
PHIL: Hey!

LOIS: He's a lunkhead, all right. But he's MY lunkhead.
CLARK: About that...

Don't worry. There'll be more angst, just a different type.

May I recommend Carol M’s Valley of the Shadow?



Hmm… add the plot point, carry the part…Should be another two years or so until it’s May
BATMAN: She’s a big woman, we can share her.
LOIS: *Grown up*! Not ‘big’

Oops?

Oops? Also, wouldn’t that be dangerous to her baby?



It even transcends stories. Must be so he can use them to escape towers where he gets locked up with his lady of the week.

I do confess that the ‘fly’ was influenced by ‘Lords of the Flies’.

He tends to chase Lois off?

Guess the subtext?

So, more of a job for Superman, then?

What I keep saying.

LOIS: /points to earlier headline/

Michael