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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

Originally, the previous part ended with Lois leaving but when I reworked the pacing of parts (because I ended up with a part which was 23 pages long), I chose to cut it at Perry's knock on the door to add in suspense. Perhaps I should have made it Detective Wolfe again for another cut. I apologize for that.

Thanks to anyone out there still reading my soap opera. Comments always appreciated.

Clark:Wouldn't you prefer I changed right here?

Lois:Oh, he already knows, just let him in.

Clark:Knows what?

Lois:That I'm investigating Luthor, what else could I mean?

Yeah, more kissing.

Perry:He is more depressed than I thought. Now he is shacking up with some random lady.

Perry:Lois will be so mad.

Nah, he was just too depressed to do anything about his loss of hope.

Isn't Lois going too far in her disguise.

Lois:You don't think many blondes can spell.

I thought it was she didn't know it was a prostitution front.

So much for them leaving.

He had more time to think.

Don't ever underestimate Bob Henderson. Or since this is arson, was it someone else at the head of the group.

Yes, finally they are on the same page.

Like everything else they have against Luthor.

That really should strike them as odd, but Luthor is just aloof enough that he might have totally missed the two Olsens right in front of him.


Perry:I wish you would have focused more on that investigation.

It is so sad the DP has died.

Yeah, more touching.

Does he know she is not wearing it? I guess he would have taken notice of that.

This would be a more powerful line if she dropped the façade of pretending Perry doesn't know.

Yes, she is communicating the issue with Clark.

At one level I agree with Clark, but it would tip their hand to Luthor.

Well, we really hope Lex never learns about that. Good thing he never got to Globe so he does not even know to think that Superman dwells among us.

Yes, more kissing.

I am glad she is saying this as she leaves.

Yes, they get to be together longer.

I like him using that name again.

Yeah, another kiss.

It is when she is acting to further a legal investigation.

Yeah, Lois does not fear, at least not for her own life.

What, did he think Luthor was chincy?

Especially when the ring is on the woman he loves.

Is he wondering again what her relationship with Kent is.

That only lasted two minutes. How sad.

With the amount of energy they have put into investigating Luthor, I hope it is that one.

Sounds like she will suffer even worse Clark-withdrawal symptoms.

I love how Henderson has turned the tables.

She does have a good point.

Lois:Unlike you, I am not a criminal.

Gag.

Lois: Yes, but no thanks to your attempt to kill me.

Gag again.

Good for her.

She should have used his sleeve.

Somehow I don't think this will be enough to catch him.

What? When did he move up to second?

I hope she is not too disappointed when she learns this is not really why Clark has done what he has done.

Sounds more like a way to kill her career.

That is extremely presumptive of him.

Trnslated: I will never spend the night there, ever.

He just presumed she would move in with him.

JIMMY:



Awww, poor airhead, can’t even spell her name. Reminds me of when the Bundys talked about changing their last name and Kelly was all for ‘Cat’. But shouldn’t the Mayson-outfit be the one with the dumb-blonde?
LOIS:
MAYSON:

RALPH: I always thought that copy boy was down to no good. Always stalking after ‘em chicks and broads in the dating office.
PERRY: ‘Dating office’?
RALPH: Yeah, ya know, the one where ye store all ‘em telephones and typewriters?

ARSON CHIEF: Yeah, was tucked to a Benjamin bill…

Now, why does that sound like the politician had just had an encounter with Nigel after eating too many laxatives?

LEX: Because they make so little money, I thought we just paid two half-time salaries to the same person.



Wouldn’t it be fun to put really ground up Kryptonite bits into the food Clark buys at fastfood stands outside the planet? Just little with each meal. Just enough to make his powers flaky and make him feel a bit sick. Like he’s not head enough sleep. Then, over the course of a month, slowly increase the dosage.

Umm… ‘never’?

What if he threatens her? What if he drugs her with sodium amatol? What if he offers her a choice ‘worse than death’ if she won’t spill the truth about Superman?
LOIS: That he’s ten times the man Lex is?



I thought she’s already gotten beaten up by Henderson?

LEX: On the plus side, she won’t be able to bite down on anything, either.

He talking that it’s like sending a hooker to Lex so he can nail him for solicitation?
HENDERSON: That’s exactly like it!
LOIS:

LOIS (with fake tears): Some roughians. They tried to take me. In broad daylight. They said you didn’t deserve a nice girl.

LEX: Well, Henderson? And don’t mind the little missus.

LEX: They’re…? They’re…? And I…?
LOIS: Michael

John: Yea! John's still reading! And re-reading. And re-reading... she called me her boyfriend.
LOIS: That's not what I meant.
CLARK: No take-backs.

I'm sure if she was wearing it, he wouldn't have asked the question.

LOIS: And get myself in trouble with Clark all over again. Not on your life!
PERRY: I know nothing...

I did debate whether Lois should say that her attackers stole the ring, but then she could be considered culpable should anything happen to them.

He lives in the clouds above Mt. Olympus, then?

True, but the proof is in the action, not the words.

The walls could have ears.

Unless she finds anything against Lex, it really isn't a legal investigation, more of an illegal one.

SUE's CLARK: My Lois is great in the kitchen!

Michael

Darth Michael: Another reader I haven't scared away yet...
Sometimes people have to interrupt on Jimmy's behalf.

Because Clark is dressed like Superman and Superman can't kiss Lois in front of their boss.
LOIS: And Clark can?
CLARK: Darn tooting!

It's fixed.

So, if they change their names the curse doesn't work?

Except that the soda is still there.

LOIS:

She's protesting too much again.
EW: It's fixed.
LOIS & CLARK: Thank you.
LEX: Darn.

LEX: I didn't need to hear that.
LOIS: Well, it's true, and I would've told you that without the drugs. Thank you very much.

Henderson refused.
HENDERSON: Lost opportunities.

LOIS: No, my teeth still work fine. Just my lips hurt.

HENDERSON: Well, Cat Grant did tell me what happened at the Metro Club, so...
LOIS:

-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK --
BRUCE: I'll be sure to stay away from Ms. Lane then.
CLARK: Good idea.

SW:TESB?

MRS. COX: Oh, no. He better not!

You mean there was an error in booking and he ended up in general population where a rumor was spread that Lex liked young girls? No. Something like that could NEVER happen in one of my stories.
LEX: Exactly! I'm going to get away with it. Superman is going to die. And Lois will be my sex slave.

Yeah, I know. I went there again.

Perhaps or someone led him to this conclusion.
MRS. COX:

LOIS: /gushing/ Oh, Bill! You're the greatest! Thanks everyone. I've got to run...

Luckily humiliating Lane is usually a monthly occurrence.

HENDERSON: Polygamy? Lane?
LOIS: I'm not married.
PERRY: Um... about that...

Yes, she wouldn't be adverse to that.

LOIS: So, I kicked them in the nads and told them I'm as far from nice as they'd ever see. I've just turned them over to the authorities and am making a citizen's arrest. Why?

That's the one.

Yes, she's having fun at the expense of Lex's ego.

She should really know that being an investigative journalist.
LOIS: So, too much of ditz?
LEX: I didn't notice a difference.
LOIS: Gotcha. I'll tone it down.

Third richest *person*. Second richest *man*. Either that or Chow's wife just filed for divorce.

Seems obvious to me.
MRS. COX:

LEX: I didn't say that.

LEX: Hey, that's what I heard too. A morning wedding then, my dear.
LOIS:

If Lois and Clark were on the same page about Luthor back in October and November, she had an extremely odd way of showing it.

Well, OK, I can't argue she seems to have largely suspected Luthor since November, but she never gave Clark a hint of that. Her use of him as a source confused everyone else.

Lois developed suspicions that Luthor wasn't everything he claimed to be since the whole summer in November fiasco. That's when she started her investigation of him. She didn't want to talk about it with Clark because then he'd be able to crow about how wrong she had been (not that he'd ever would). She wanted to be able to be the one to prove Lex was the bad guy, and after she felt weak and vulnerable after falling head over heels with Clark, she wanted to do it on her own to prove to herself that she still could.

Not having the eidetic memory that Clark does, Lois has a tendency to change how she thought she felt about what happened in the past. Looking back, with fresh eyes, she sees her actions and motivations differently, than Clark who can pretty much remember everything the way it happened, if he wanted to.

Lois saying that she always wanted to work with him on this with her is true, from a certain POV. She both wanted him to assist her, to tell her that she was right, and to be there backing her up... in THAT way, she wanted him there, but she wanted to do it all on her own (i.e. in her own way)... because she's Lois.

Well… so far so good Michael

I actually only noticed this reading the intro to PArt 161. I think that would work better with "saw Nigel nod". You could also go to "nodded" and "opened".