The only thing you need worry about, Cyad, is never, ever refer to someone from Scotland as Scotch. It strikes a nerve and can raise the hackles quicker than one of those dogs could.
Scotch is drink, not a nationality.
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.