In response ChiefPam's suggestion, The Challenge is: Write a L & C badfic. Please try to keep it PG-13 and below. (Although the NC-17 ones are pretty........bad.)
Mary Sue-ism is welcome, as is bad spelling/grammar, poor pacing, and non-trueness-to-the-original-character. I'll post some good links about Badfic so that you can get the idea. (Or at least, have a good laugh!
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Disclaimer: I am not responible for the crappy stuff on the websites posted. Much of the material here is rated R, although there's a lot of good PG-rated examples. Read at your own risk!!
http://www.englishchick.com/badfic/ http://www.trickster.org/fannishbutterfly/10_peeves.html (This one was written by a friend of mine.)
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1490462