Just when you thought it was safe to come back to the boards. evil

Can you

Write a fic that includes:

1. The Devil
2. Tempus
3. Lex Luthor
4. A villain from another fandom
5. A real life criminal
6. A new color of kryptonite and its effect(s)
7. The undead
8. Voo Doo
9. Clark's long lost cousin Wilfred
10. The number 13
11. A black cat
12. A pair of dice
13. An unusual use for fruit
14. Blood (human, animal, or other)
15. An unconventional weapon
16. A mirror
17. A FoLC
18. The phrase "You haven't seen revenge until you've seen what I can do with this monkey!!!"
19. The color black
20. A couple lyrics from a song by either the Rolling Stones or Lead Zeplin
21. A rainy night
22. A power out
23. nails on a chalkboard
24. Shark Repellent
25. Ducks

Any *one* of the items can be taken out and replaced by the following:

Something odd involving bearded pigs.

HAPPY HUNTING! devil
Mwahahahaha!!


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