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Just starting a new threat again since the other was past 50 again.
Next up is Elisabeth!
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I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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Since I didn't have a chance to say this at the XV thread, I'll stick it here (sorry): (not sure if "herbal essences" shows those stupid ads anywhere outside the US, but hopefully at least some of you know what i'm talking about...) They sure air them in Canada, Paul. Julie
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be? Scully: I only get five? Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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Elisabeth is thrilled to have won, but doesn't have easy access from home. I've downloaded all of Christiane's pics. /mr_d8a's poor mouse needs an overhaul... She will pick something out tonight or tomorrow. James
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Ohhh, so many pictures to choose from. In the end, I couldn't pick just one. Here they are. and Elisabeth
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1: I can't help it, you just look *so* good in black!
2: Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee!!!
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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1/ Lois: No need to procastinate, Clark! I won! Scissors cut the paper sheet... even a 2 year old would know that! 2/ Clark: Listen, for the last time, I'm not the Corn Green Giant, and no, I won't compete for Mister Smallville Corn Festival. Lois (OS): That's what I call 'being corn-ered' Kent! Carole
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-- Picture No 1: Lois: Look at your clothes! I can't go out with you if you're dressed like a hick from Nowheresville! Clark: I'll go change clothes, Lois! It'll just take a few mom... er, minutes. -- Picture No 2: Clark: I'm stuck on Earth and she's using my powers to play Ultrawoman. That can't be fair. -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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1. Clark: Why are we doing this, again?
Lois: Clark, you eventually want to have children, right?
Clark: Right.
Lois: Well if you want to have kids, you're going to have to learn how to do this.
Clark: I dunno...
Lois: Look, Clark, it's easy: Patty-cake, patty-cake, Baker's man...
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picture #1:
lois: ... and what were you thinking with that tie? where do you get these things, and why do you wear them? look at it! just look at it! how could you wear something like that? can't you...
clark (silently): lord, grant me the patience and the strength...
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picture #2:
clark, thinking: okay, they're not looking... good. so, i'll just toss this ear of corn up into the air, focus my heat vision, and by the time it comes down... popcorn!
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clark: come on, lois! you can do it! come on, you've done scarier things!
lois, thinking: what am i doing here? how did clark convince me to enter myself in the corn queen pagent? why does the corn queen pagent have a high diving contest? where do they come up with this stuff? and just who dug a pool deep enough for this right in the middle of a cornfield?
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clark: here, krypto! come on boy! here boy! come on, krypto! land here and be a good boy before anyone notices i have a flying dog. no, krypto! no chasing the airplanes, krypto!
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clark, thinking: okay, clear day. the wind is coming from... the northwest. next hole is in wichita. i've got a 3 wood, so that should be okay... no planes overhead...
clark, out loud: FORE!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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No fair! You make me choose between rock/paper/scissors and patty cake and the serenity prayer, on the one hand, and popcorn and golfing on the other. And it's so obvious I'm having a hard time narrowing things down to one.
Too bad I don't have a three-sided die to roll.
Okay, Hatman gets the nod for both his prayer and his city-to-city golf game.
Cheers.
Elisabeth.
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well, a 6-sider will work. just assign 2 numbers to each possibility. glad i was picked without that, tho. thanks! okay, so, new pic... well, the bad news is that most of the links i'd stored for future use seem to be broken. looks like christiane had a change of servers. i'll have to come back and change most of the old caption archive links later. the good news is that i was able to take a sec (even tho i shouldn't have just now...) to find a new pic. so, see what you can do with this: Paul
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"MMMphh... too much lemon juice..."
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-- Perry: Now here's something I never thought I'd find inside a saucepan. Who put it in here? -- AnnaBtG.
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"...And now, my secret ingredient: A genuine lock of The King's hair!"
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Jimmy: Chief, when Lois asked you to help her with lobster bisque and crayfish, I don't think she meant you should dress the part... Perry: Wait 'til I tell her I can't even fry an egg. Jack : Take-out anyone? Perry: Kids! I didn't became editor in chief because I could cook. Now the keyword here is efficiency! So whaddya think? Paava leaves to enhance the taste? Jimmy (to Jack): Call Desserts Deli, I'll try the Shellfish Castle! Carole
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Sure, these babies look wriggly and squirmy now, but once they're cooked... mmmmboy, they're good!
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Perry: "I'm telling you boys that when I finish Love Potion Number 13, 13 will be your lucky number."
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Perry: "Burnt Jimmy's lips off. Burnt my lips off. Jack, it's your turn."
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Perry: "If you think this is bad, you should see what became of Clark's ficus."
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Jimmy: "I know what Jack said about home use, Chief, but are you sure meth labs are legal?"
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Perry: "I'll just dye these boots and try on a cape, and ... Voila! I'm Ultra Editor."
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Jimmy: "This is the one that got away. Perry jumped in and grabbed it just like that."
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Jack: I wonder what they're serving back at the prison?
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okay, been a few days since the last caption (sorry, i've been in transit...), so it's time to pick a winner. some really good ones here, but several of my favorites came from the same person. so, although i don't usually do this, i think i'm going to have to pick our previous winner... elizabeth! great job! you're up. Paul
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Thanks, Paul. Here is the next picture. Have at it. Elisabeth
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