Erica, this is a present for you! Hope you enjoy it.
I nearly forgot to post it, until I saw your MLTV! See? Those things are useful! You should write more!
Anyway, Happy Birthday!
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The organ music played as the beautiful bride marched down the aisle to her future husband, the man of her dreams. She knew her friends disapproved of her marrying him, for some reason, but frankly she didn't care. Lex was everything a girl could wish for! He was handsome, he was charming, he was rich, he was dashing, he was rich, and he was so sophisticated! When they were dating, he'd taken her to operas, ballets, and the finest restaurants Europe had to offer. Lex sure knew how to pamper a woman!
Mrs. Lex Luthor. Mrs. Lex Luthor. She'd practiced saying it and writing it ever since he proposed, and now she was going over it in her head, listening to the way it sounded. It sounded like music!
She arrived at the altar, and Lex smiled at her. The priest began to speak.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today---"
"Stop the wedding!"
Everyone gasped and turned to stare at the man who'd just barged in the door. He ran down the aisle and took the bride's hands in his. "Erica, I won't let you marry him! Please, marry me instead! I love you!"
Erica yanked her hands out of his. "You had your chance, Tempus! Lex loves me, and he knows how to treat a girl. We're getting married, and that's that. Why don't you just---go jump in a time warp or something!"
Tempus dropped on one knee. "But Erica, my darling! I can't go on without you! Please, dump this loser and marry me!"
Lex frowned at being called a loser, but Erica simply bit her lip in thought. Tempus was pretty cute, after all...
Just then another voice came from the open door. "Stop the wedding! She can't marry either of them!" The owner of the voice stomped down the aisle toward Erica, Lex, and Tempus. "She's already married!"
"Rachel! What are you doing here?"
"Wife, how could you do this to me?" the newcomer sobbed.
The priest looked at Erica and at the three others, then shook his head. Maybe he should have listened to his mother and become a bean counter after all. They seemed to live such nice, quiet lives...
Erica sighed and buried her face in her hands. "Oh, this is terrible! I just can't decide! If only I could marry all of you."
Lex smiled. "Erica, darling, why do you think I decided to have the wedding in California? Anything goes, here, so we can *all* get married!"
The four cheered, and then lined up in front of the priest.
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LUTHOR MARRIES TWO WOMEN AND A TIME TRAVELER!
Lois put down the newspaper and shook her head. "It's bad enough he dumped me for that Brazilian girl, but this is just insane!"
"I still love you, Lois."
She turned around. "Thanks, Clark. Say, here's a crazy thought---why don't *we* get married?"
"Us?!" Clark visibly lit up at the idea.
"Sure, you, me and Superman." Lois grinned. "Do you think he'd go for it?"
"Actually, Lois, I have something to tell you..."
The End
Happy Birthday, Erica!
