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I've already told Laura this, but I love this story!! The capes... the kryptonite... *the* force!

Great job with this, Laura! I'm glad to see that we've officially converted you to the Star Wars fandom.

Now all we need is some Anakin fic...

~Anna

Jose

<snork>

You need to keep off those magic mushrooms, Laura.



Or, come to think of it, maybe we should keep supplying you with them.

LabRat

When Darth first put 'his' hand on Clark's thigh, I was reminded of the Stargate SG-1's eight season episode involving Daniel. (I won't say which one because what I have already said is spoiler enough, but I'm betting Labby will know, so ask her!)

This was very funny!

James

But you just made me remember the movie and now I want to cry, Oh God, chapter III was too much for me, LOL


I love the story, great idea and better because I am a new Star Wars fan

Karla

Oh, thank god! I was really really afraid there, until "Vader" was unmasked. Cause, really, otherwise.. EW.

And James, LOL! I didn't even think of that, but

I'd say more, but the tears of laughter are making it hard to see straight ;p

Thanks for posting this gem!

LOL!

To be honest I was a little too scared to read this - and when I read this line:

~All too quickly, he was jolted awake by a strange sound coming from inside his apartment. It almost sounded like . . . mechanical footsteps? ~

I thought 'mechanical? Oh no - BBQ sausages!'

and...

~“You won’t die if I take the mask off.”

“Yes I will.”

“No you won’t.”

“Okay, if I won’t, then you will.” Vader took another shuddering breath. “I am Kryptonite.”~

LMAO!!!

Yes, you're evil

David (who was pleasantly surprised - and more than a little relieved )

ROTFL

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

LOL, James. Yes, that particular scene was in my mind as I was reading this. Which only made me laugh all the harder.

LabRat

Um I kind of felt like I was in a drug induced haze when I started reading this. I was thinking 'no please not a DarthVader/Superman Slash fic!' I was immediately relieved by the humor and the fact that Darth was really Lois. The Mr. Stern's voice thing was just too funny! LOL what a way to start the day! Laura

What else can I say?

Insanely good!

LOL!

Oh, God, too funny! I never would have believed you could have a L&C/Star Wars cross-over, but you have done it -- courtesy of James Earl Jones. LOL!!

Very funny and clever, Laura!

Kathy

hey Laura

You guys are my inspiration for evil, you know?

Vader, lex... I just love the dark side... of any force.

MDL

Laura

ROTFL!! I love it.

Tricia

Thanks for your comments, everyone! I am glad you thought it was funny and not scary. When I told Dr. Jill I was going to write the story, she threatened to come to Cleveland to stop me <g>.

ROTFL! I am not a Star Wars fan! I am a hot Anakin fan (*drool* ). He was the best thing in all the movies.


I don't watch Stargate (hmm, there used to be a trend with things starting with the word "star".) What happened there?

ROTFL, David!!! This Vader doesn't have burnt sausages. In fact, no sausages at all <g>.

Yes, this was discussed on IRC the other day :p . And Julie S. is completely responsible for all of the insanity that ensued .

We were talking about Anna's new story, and then . . .
And that got us all going down the path of no return.

I truely think I might have been on insanity drugs the night we had the IRC conversation and the next day when I wrote the story. Glad you all liked it!

- Laura

Daniel has been captured aboard the spaceship by a drone warrior (Supersoldier) of one of their enemies. It's a mechanised man with his head covered by a helmet. Daniel knows that beneath the helmet there's one butt-ugly guy.

PROMETHEUS BRIDGE. Daniel is unconscious in the commander’s chair, tied by his wrists with plastic tethers. He wakes up, tries to move and realises that he can’t. He looks over to the super-soldier, which is standing with its back to him and looking at some screens.

DANIEL: Hey, how’s it going?

(The super-soldier ignores him.)

DANIEL: Guess it’s just you and me, huh?

(It still ignores him.)

DANIEL: It’s a little strange, isn’t it? See, that weapon I shot you with should have killed you. What’s even stranger is you guys usually don’t take prisoners, either. I mean, it’s, uh, kinda kill first and ...

(He trails off and thinks through what he was about to say.)

DANIEL: No, that’s generally just about it – just the killing. I’m just gonna talk to myself here for a while, ‘cos you’re not gonna talk to me and ... Not that you guys are very talkative, but, uh ...

(The super-soldier finally turns towards him. Its voice sounds like a Goa’uld.)

SUPER-SOLDIER: You may prove useful.

DANIEL: OK, now we’re gettin’ somewhere. Where’s everybody else?

SUPER-SOLDIER: I transported them onto the al’kesh.

DANIEL: Well, you kept the wrong guy, ‘cos I don’t know anything about the ship.

(The super-soldier walks towards him.)

SUPER-SOLDIER: But you are very attractive.

(Daniel coughs.)

DANIEL: What?!

(The super-soldier walks closer.)

DANIEL: Hey, big guy, I’m-I’m flattered, really I am, it’s just that, uh, you’re not my type.

(pause)

DANIEL: And I’m more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.

(The super-soldier is now waaaaaaay into Daniel's comfort zone. <g> It lowers its head and starts to take its helmet off. Daniel flinches away, closing his eyes.)

DANIEL: Woah, no, don’t! You don’t have to do that! Don’t! Don’t! Oh!

(The super-soldier takes its helmet off, revealing an attractive human woman with long black hair.
Daniel opens his eyes and looks startled. The woman smiles at him.)

VALA: Don’t worry. I’m not gonna hurt you.

DANIEL: Thank God.

You can see why we were reminded of it. It was double fun. Read a good story and get reminded of a funny moment in your favourite TV show, all at the same time.

LabRat

Episode transcript credited to Stargate SG1 Transcripts

Thanks Labby, that is EXACTLY the scene I was thinking of.

I'm laughing so hard right now that I can hardly breathe and have tears in my eyes(my cubical neighbors are wondering as to my sanity)!


I remember the first time I saw that episode. My first thought was EWWW!!!! Didn't even dawn on me that it was leading up to a hilarious moment.

Thanks again Yellow Dart!

James

I recall they were showing bits of that for the commercial the week before the episode. The whole week, every time I saw the commercial, I'd think "EW!"