(Because reviewing moderately old fics is the thing to do. All the cool kids are doin' it.)
Very funny! I liked it very much; your sense of humor is delightful. For my own entertainment I shall now make note of the things that stood out for me, personally. Feel free to skip this section. XD
Item A) The idea of Clark taking note of the fruity/watermelony scent of the shampoo made me do a double-take. In a good way.
Item B) Lois throws open the shower curtain and is then surprised to find Clark naked? O_o
C) "Lois, I'm . . . " "Still naked." That exchange made me laugh. What is it about nudity that just equals instant comedy? Goodness.
D) "Well, sometimes it gets too heavy, and it feels like it's going to pull my brains out. It hurts like anything. And I just have to cut it all off to get relief." And on the day the words 'flimsy excuse' were redefined, we stood in awe and watched. And giggled. And reread. And giggled again.
E) He accidentally got called "Vin Diesel" a few times, though, which was mildly annoying. The image . . . Superman saves the day, as he does, and some girl looks up with shining eyes and says, "Thanks, Vin Diesel!" Yeah, I found it funny. Yeah, I'm kind of a loser.
F) The entire last scene made me laugh. Cluelessness! Yay!
So, in conclusion, I enjoyed it very much! Thank you for this fic, very comical and grammatically correct to boot! ^^
-- Tessa, who will someday learn how to write a succinct review. Yeah, right.