I'm barely awake and I've been studying for an exam in Health class, hence the following insanity.
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Superman flew into the room excitedly. Lois! I've got it! I know how we can have children!"
Lois gasped. "Really?!"
Clark grinned. "Yep. I'm going to stop smoking marijuana!"
"Oh, Clark, that's----" Lois stopped in mid-sentence and blinked. "What?"
"I said, I'm going to stop smoking marijuana. I read that it causes fertility problems, abnormalities and stuff. So I'm going to stop taking it."
Lois blinked again. "But Clark...You never smoke marijuana!"
"Actually, I do," Clark admitted, "just not when there's anyone around to see me. I usually go somewhere remote..."
His wife shook her head in disbelief. "But drugs don't affect you!"
"Actually, Lois, it's just alcohol that doesn't affect me," Clark informed her. "Other drugs work on me just like any other human being."
"But..." Lois began, confused, "you weren't affected by Miranda's pheromone spray..."
"I didn't inhale."
She looked at him quizzically. "You commented on the smell!"
Clark cast his eyes down, sheepishly. "Peer pressure."
Lois stared at him.
"Okay, Lois, I know this is something big to have been hiding from you," Clark said at last, "But now it's out in the open, and you have my word that it's not gonna happen anymore. I've stopped."
"So...We can have a baby now...because you've stopped smoking pot..."
Clark nodded. "Yep!" He smiled, and gave his wife a thumbs-up. "From now on, it's just strictly cocaine!"
