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Lois felt as if she were in a trance, between the beautiful ambiance of the mansion and the warmth of the man she knew, in her hearts of hearts, that she had already fallen in love with, next to her.

“And I understand that your sister Lucy just married Jim Olsen?” Perry piped up. “They’ve been dating for awhile. No one knew that she was your sister, since she used her married name – Jordan. What a small world it is.”

“Truly,” Clark agreed. “We’re having dinner with them tomorrow night,” he continued. “I just hope it’s not going to be bizarre having our boss for a brother-in-law. I mean, it’s Lois’ brother-in-law, not mine, of course,” he corrected himself.

“Well, their marriage should take some of the heat off of you two,” Perry said. “I can see the tabloid headlines now: ‘Boy billionaire marries sister of reporter Lois Lane’. Lucy probably won’t even get a mention by name,” he chuckled. “After the way you told me she treated you growing up, Lois, now the laugh’s on her.”

“Perry – what do you mean? Clark and I aren’t-“ she protested.

“Give it up, honey,” Alice chimed in. “It’s obvious to us that you two are meant to be together. There’s an aura or something surrounding the two of you. I can’t explain it. Perry was right. He noticed it right away. It’s okay if you don’t want anyone else to know. We won’t say anything. You have our word. But trust me, all anyone has to do is to see the two of you together, and it’ll be fairly obvious to them that you’re madly in love.”

“What do you want? You already spent all of the money I gave you, apparently,” he teased. “What’s left? My body?”

Lois shook her head. “Clark, are you in love with *me*? Or *her*? I need to know.”

“With you. Definitely, with you. Oh, there’s no doubt, it’s with you,” he said, almost in a monotone. “You are definitely *the* Lois for me. Every part of me intuitively feels the difference between her and you.”

“Do you know that I’ve never been French-kissed?” she informed him. “That’s pathetic. *Really* pathetic. I won’t know if someone is a good or a bad kisser - umph!

Clark held Lois’ head firmly and pressed his lips to hers...

*Are* we more than friends?”

“Well, I really like it when you call me ‘honey’. Does that answer the question?” Lois replied, her eyes twinkling.

Clark kissed her playfully on the lips. “I’ll *take* it as a yes!” He picked Lois up and did figure eights in the sky with her out of sheer joy.

In fact, I don’t think if we’re in public, and I’m dressed as Superman, I’m going to be able to even *stand* near you…” Clark admitted. “Talk about a scandal in the newspapers. Yikes.”

“Give it up, honey,” Alice chimed in. “It’s obvious to us that you two are meant to be together. There’s an aura or something surrounding the two of you. I can’t explain it. Perry was right. He noticed it right away. It’s okay if you don’t want anyone else to know. We won’t say anything. You have our word. But trust me, all anyone has to do is to see the two of you together, and it’ll be fairly obvious to them that you’re madly in love.”

“I just hope it’s not going to be bizarre having our boss for a brother-in-law. I mean, it’s Lois’ brother-in-law, not mine, of course,” he corrected himself.

Lois Lane, fearless intrepid reporter, was back!

“Do I get a prize?” Lois sassed him back.

“What’s left? My body?”

I’m very uncomfortable talking about – sex.

“Do you know that I’ve never been French-kissed?” she informed him. “That’s pathetic. *Really* pathetic. I won’t know if someone is a good or a bad kisser - umph!

“Oh yes, Lois. That was a *good* kiss. Definitely a *good* kiss.”

The kiss was warm and tender, and they both fell into it. Puzzle pieces that interlocked had finally found each other. Together they formed a beautiful landscape!

“Lois, you’re embarrassing me. And I’m going to tell you right now, you’re not *ever* going to be able to kiss me when I’m wearing that suit. In fact, I don’t think if we’re in public, and I’m dressed as Superman, I’m going to be able to even *stand* near you…” Clark admitted. “Talk about a scandal in the newspapers. Yikes.”

Lois laughed hysterically, picturing Clark in a “hot and bothered” condition while the photographers’ flashbulbs were exploding around him like 4th of July fireworks. Suddenly she realized that *she* was getting all excited picturing him in that “state”.

He has lead-lining in his cowl so I can’t use my X-ray vision to find out who he really is.”