Love it! Gotta have a sequel... for what it's worth, I vote that she's not *too* mad -- this story was pretty fluffy, so the next one ought to be, too.
Originally posted by ChiefPam: /me breaks into chanting
Se-quel, se-quel...
*saves for future use*
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.